Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Kill Me!


The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance at the Oscars...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...she kept saying, “Let the Wookie win.”

#4 g: ...Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t leave Michelle’s side. Turns out it was her one chance to look attractive.

#3 FormerHostage: ...was announcing the winner in High Klingon.

#2 Oppo: ...was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.

And the best punchline goes to springeraz:

The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance was her gracious entry. When she ripped her way out of John Hurts chest, everyone pretended not to notice.

Congratulations springeraz!



Bloomberg recently dictated that, instead of 2 liter bottles of soda, pizza places...can only serve soda in tiny bottles like the whiskey bottles you get on airplanes.


No straight line for today. Sorry!


  1. "No straight line for today. Sorry"

    Does that mean we must come up with a gay line?

  2. You're sorry? What is this? A Nuking Politics apology tour?

  3. ...its been sequestered.

    ...said Joe Biden as he shot an elephant in his pajamas. How Michael Moore got in his pajamas he'll never know...

  4. ... ________________