Attila Starwar is the main protagonist of Ball Fondlers, and a recurring character in Rick and Morty. He is the leader of the team.


Attila is a large, muscular, African-American man. He has a beard and styles his hair into two Afro pigtails. He wears army fatigue pants, boots, and a golden army necklace around his neck that lays against his bare chest. On his wrists he has a golden wristband, and bracelets.




  • He is a parody on B. A. Baracus from The A-Team.
  • His last name is a reference to Star Wars.
  • From his unnecessary bulge, it can be assumed that he is pretty well endowed.