HOTDOG of the WEEK: Willie Revillame

Friday, August 14, 2009

When My Doggy Prayed...

The face of the dog praying is more sincere than any of the presidentiables I see on TV with an ad campaign. This dog's prayer is even like a campaign that go like this...

Dearest Papa J,

Sana maging presidential dog ako. Ngayon pa lang I promise to make poo-poo sa bulsa ng presidentiable na...
1) magsa-sad face sa TV 'pag kausap na ang mahihirap
2) magpapa-photo op sa gitna ng baha at kung anu-ano pang trahedya
3) pupunta sa mga squatter's area para makipagkamay tapos mamimigay ng gummy bears sa mga bungal
4) sasama sa lahat ng klase ng rally na iseskedyul ng kanyang sekretarya, like sa pagsulong ng karapatan ng mga hermaphrodite na mag dual voice -- high and low -- habang nagsasalita
5) mag-i-iskedyul ng special occasion sa 2010 before the elections like binyag ng anak kahit na 2 yrs old na ito or ng kasal ng syota n'ya kahit na 40+ yrs old na sila't nagliligawan pa rin
6) makiki-get-jiggy with rock bands and mga biritera para ipagsigawan ang kanilang mga pangalan sa jingle
7) na biglang babait kasi kaibigan daw n'ya lahat at wala s'yang kaaway kahit na mga emo na handa syang tutukan ng ice pik

Arf! Arf!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Presidentiable #1: Topless Mar


It's election time. Not yet? Presidentiables are not really on time; they are early. It's okay. Cool 'yan. More time to get to know them. Meet our first wannabe president... topless Mar.

It's Always The Poor During Election Time

GRRRR! My askal turns into a chihuahua whenever it's angry. Every election time, politicians vying for any seat in the government is always talking about poverty and the poor. OMG sabi nga ng pamangkin kong bulinggit. That's the reason why the country is poor. Everyone has a poverty mindset ha-ha! What about us middle class?! Huh?! We pay the taxes regularly because of our legitimate jobs. OFW rin ang oras namin kasi we stay out of the house for more than 10 hours because of the traffic kasi may rally sa streets. By the time we reach our families, we are even tired to talk to them. We consume the products and services that contribute to the OK economy. We always have cash out for bills. The squatters even have air conditioning and they are not paying for any amilyar, electricity bill or cable subscription! We end up paying for Meralco's so-called costs for maintenance of damaged electric cables and other chu-chu! Chihuahuang*#@ presidentiables talaga 'tong mga 'to! Where is the middle class in their advertising campaigns?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Filipino Viewers Speak About Willie's Live Rant

Since Wowowee's existence depends on audience impact and ratings, let's hear it from the people what they have to say about Willie Revillame's latest rant against a programming logistics on national television. Some YouTubers speak out:

Willie has a point sana full coverage nlng ang gnawa kesa nga nman live stream. khirap nga nman mgpsaya ng mga tao habang ang buong pilipinas ay ngluluksa.however the way he said it, shows no my opinion gaano man kgnda ang sinabi ng isang tao kung﻿ walang pgpapakumbaba at sinsiridad, its nothing!he has a point but he said is without sincerity and respect!!!again, IN MY OPINION!

I really love watching wowowee everyday pero parehong my kasalan c willie at abs cbn management﻿ jan gwin bang split screen ang isang kabaong at entertainment show LOGIC NAMAN! kay willie naman sana cnbi mo na lng yan off air at sana ikaw ang umalis sa split screen hindi c cory ang pinatanggal mo! ngbigay respeto k na lng sana ikaw ang umalis sa ere! YOU BRAGGART!

Wag naman makitid ang mga utak ninyo. Lahat tayo maka TITA﻿ CORY. Mahal natin si TITA CORY. Walang masama sa sinabi ni willie. Showing the wake of TITA CORY does not jive with the show's concept of making people happy. PLEASE lang tigilan niyo na si willie.

with his over-inflated ego, willie's actuation shows his deep insecurities, this is because he felt - at that time - that he is being upstaged by the funeral parade of pres. . Kindly observe na everytime may co-host (pokwang) o guest (like pooh) na nagki-click sa audience ay agad kina-cut-off ni willie. kaya wllie don't give us that crap reasoning, the bottom line is napipikon ka dahil ang atensyon ay na kay cory at wala﻿ sa iyo.

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