Monday, August 13, 2007

Strike One.

Snobby neighbor chick, finally sold/rented her house. Not really sure which as she is snobby and won't talk to us.

All weekend she and her Fiancee have been moving and cleaning. I say Fiancee like I know, but this is just the story that I have made up in my head. She got knocked up, rushed the engagement and is moving to South Carolina, why South Carolina? Why not, it's my head! Why pregnant? Because she has gained some weight, silly!

Anyway, we have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our new neighbors, wondering what to expect. You always think you have it bad, until someone moves in that has a dog that barks more, or they don't take care of their yard. Snobby? Yes, but at least we never had to deal with her and she kept her yard in good shape.

Today, after being at a playgroup and sitting in the car for an oil change I head to the house only to find "new neighbor" is parked in my driveway. Now, these houses are close together and all, but this is clearly MY house and I would appreciate it if you would mostly kindly get the hell out of my driveway so that I can not sit here in the middle of the road in heat that is over 100 degrees!!!! Thank you.

Snobby neighbor chick had to go and get her to move her minivan (not that there's anything wrong with that) As she hops back in without so much as a wave, or the mouthing of the words "I'm sorry" - I realize that I don't like "new neighbor".


Candice said...

Now, Now!! Be nice!! JK I would be like "What the F*&^ are you doing in my driveway???? Ahhhhhhh!!! Move!!!"

*Yankee Belle* said...

I DARE you to put up a sign that reads "My driveway". ha!

I'm a Mom!..? said...

I think I could just send the Munchkin out there to yell "NOOOOO! Mine!" at them!

Blue Momma said...

That would definitely piss me off. Don't mess with mine - yard, driveway, car, kid, whatever. Bad neighbors suck.

Thankfully we left all of ours in Michigan.

I once called the cops and reported my neighbors car (piece of shit) because they didn't move it out from in front of my house for a month. By statute cars had to be moved every 24 hours.

Damn. I'm probably the bad neighbor.

*Yankee Belle* said...

Re: Your comment post...I am LMAO! That was good.

Anonymous said...

Hi, just came here through cre8buzz! New neighbors are so hit-or-miss. We've lucked out with our current neighbors, but we've been stuck with neighbors from you-know-where before.

I can't believe there wasn't even an obligitory "sorry!" wave your way. Hopefully she was just really embarrassed.

Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls

I'm a Mom!..? said...

You would think! But nope! Nothing!

MommaDrool said...

Sounds like your former next door neighbor and mine would get along really well : )

la bellina mammina said...

Oh boy - let's just hope that it's just exhaustion on her part. Otherwise, horrors of horrors, they're related! LOL!

Super B's Mom said...

She gave you nothing?? What a B!
That would drive me bonkers!!!