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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Lunch Antidote

Dear Diary,

File As: "Too Much Information"

I went to lunch with some 11th Floor-ees yesterday and afterwards we stopped by Peet's Coffee.  It was the first time I've had Peet's in a long time.

It also reminded me why Haywood, Superfreeman and I used to joke around and call Peet's the "Lunch Antidote."  Man.

[Imitating Borat:]
"Wow wow wee waa."

Should coffee be able to do that to you?  I'm going to go do some research on the FDA's website.

[Approximately 1 hour later...]

Bad news Diary.  It looks like the FDA is aware of my problem, but they don't have a solution.  Their website said the best thing to do is to try to endure through the pain.  And then they referred me to this link.


Anonymous said...

I knew it would be the trick to a fun and exciting afternoon. How did your coworkers take it?

Mattrix said...

Haywood: They weren't ready for "Peet's Matt." I should have closed my office door to minimize the damage. On the plus side, though, I did solve a Rubik's cube in one minute.

Anonymous said...

This is a wonderful way to spend a morning.

Aaron & Sara Warren said...

As an 11th-Floor-ee, I think I speak for all of us when I say that there are few things greater than Mattrix on Peet's.