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  • NASA has created the Office of Planetary Protection which is tasked:

    To ensure that we take prudent precautions to protect Earth's biosphere in case life does exist elsewhere.

    A reasonable precaution in case of an alien contact.

    Alien Contact

    It has been reported that a nine year old applied for the position of NASA planetary protection officer. Everybody thinks this is just a cute human interest story but it is much more. I have proof that the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) already has an elementary school aged Planetary Protection Crew in place and they have already made contact with an alien race! Don't believe me? I have secret footage that will destroy all doubt:

    Why has this historic encounter been hidden from the public? Do the governments of Japan and the United States have something to hide or is suppressing information just something that governments do? Do these aliens only engage with children? I have filed an FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request for details and I'm awaiting a response.

    Update: I've been noticing suspicious looking men and women lurking (dressed in black suits and wearing dark glasses). I see them at my job, in my grocery store, at my Starbucks. Did I hit a nerve? I'm on the run now, in fear for my life, but I will not give up my quest for the truth!

    Update: In the interest of full disclosure, I have discovered that there was a convention of "Blues Brothers" impersonators at the community center on the day I started noticing agents in dark suits and glasses. I understand this is a marginally acceptable explanation for what I've been experiencing but I remain skeptical.


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  • You may have heard that the Russians hacked into the DNC (Democratic National Committee). You may have heard that Russian hacking influenced the 2016 presidential election. But what I'm about to disclose is the most heinous act of cyber espionage in modern times. The Russians hacked into and vandalized the "Official Three Stooges Video Archive".

    Stooges Putin

    I guess we're going to have to call them Larry, Moe, Curly, and Vladimir. Why would they perpetrate this horrendous act? Apparently the Stooge's influence on Vladimir Putin is more intense than commonly known. During a tense meeting between, then president, Barrack Obama and Russian president Vladimir Putin, Obama ordered the cameras turned off while the two leaders took a breather. Obama, trying to ease the pressure, ordered a cheese platter.

    Cheese Plate

    This had the exact opposite effect as Vladimir exploded into a lactose induced rage. The cameras were off but, luckily for us, the audio was still recording. Judge for yourself:

    Obviously, cheese producing nations around the world have been reevaluating their relationship with the Soviet Union. Of course this puts current international dairy trade agreements into a new perspective. You, the informed, heard it here first on Odd Conspiracy Central!