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I was an hour late for my train today, but luckily when I reached the station, it was still there... The people must have wondered, "Where the fuck is the driver?"

tags: attitude, people, time, travel
+1-117.10 % / 253 votes.


tags: attitude, dirty, IT, puns, women
+1-116.24 % / 191 votes.

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

tags: alcohol, attitude
+1-112.63 % / 1258 votes.


tags: animal, attitude, christian, death
+1-111.95 % / 2336 votes.

I'm not Gay, but 5$ are 5$.

tags: attitude, gay, money, sarcastic
+1-111.45 % / 116 votes.

A slut is someone who'll have sex with anyone, a bitch is someone who'll have sex with anyone except you.

tags: attitude, communication, dirty, rude, sex
+1-111.31 % / 528 votes.


tags: attitude, dirty, flirty, love, sex
+1-111.12 % / 521 votes.

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

tags: alcohol, attitude, life
+1-19.48 % / 1417 votes.

I don't like black jokes because I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there.

tags: attitude, black, death, family
+1-18.00 % / 1991 votes.

I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.

tags: attitude, family, puns, sarcastic
+1-17.46 % / 690 votes.
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