A 1985 Jack T. Chick tract.

So, what's bugging JTC now? The King James Version of the Bible, or lack of thereof.

This tract tells about the horrifying Satanic conspiracy (well, what else?) to destroy the Bible. It starts by telling that The Apocrypha isn't part of the Bible, and that Satan influenced the "intellectuals in Alexandria, Egypt, to mutilate Old and New Testament manuscripts of God's Word".

This was the fist attack; Then came (you guessed this) the Catholics who made the Vulgata, the Latin translation of Bible.

Then, the tract tells how Council of Valencia denounced Apocrypha but in Council of Trent Vatican declared Apocrypha "Holy Writ", officially part of the Canon.

Then came the Inquisition. The most immortal part of this tract is, of course, the Pope saying "Death to all heretics!" =)

Then, the Reformation - Luther, Protestants, Tyndale - and then come the eeeeevil Jesuits, led by Ignatius Loyola. Then, lots and lots of conspiracy stuff that even makes my eyes glaze... Anyway, the point: Jesuits start to give the Protestants a hell, but Puritans survived and published a version of Bible without the Apocrypha, so Vatican started to make revised version of stuff based on Alexandrian manuscripts...

...does this sound complicated to you? Maybe Chick is making this conspiracy to sound a bit... tangled. Just like the guy in one picture says, "I don't know what to believe anymore.".

Anyway, the modern-day point here is that the "Vatican is busy secretly pouring millions of dollars into multitudes of new bible translations, each one based on their own corrupted manuscript", the Alexandrian stuff, of course.

Final words of warning here FUD more on the topic, advising that you should "not allow (King James Bible) to be thrown out of your church" because "Your old King James Bible (the Textus Receptus in English) is the infallible Word of God".

So, how do you know if your Bible isn't "tainted"? Well, see 1 John 5:7: If it doesn't say "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost; and these three are one.", your copy of Bible is corrupted.

And remember: "Also beware of Bible footnotes. They often favor the Alexandrian texts."

Damn me, mine says "Todistajia on näin kolme: Henki, vesi ja veri, ja nämä kolme todistavat yhtäpitävästi." I guess this is corrupted. (Never mind the 1992 Finnish translation is also based on Dead Sea Scrolls... Some fundies here still insist using the 1933 translation, but I prefer the 1992 translation because it's actually readable. =)

The irony of this is that "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost; and these three are one" is acknowledged by all the scholars I have seen as a forgery added by later transcribers to fit in with doctrine. It is called the Johannine Comma. There is no explicit exposition of the Trinity in the Bible. Honestly, if things had been that cut and dry, Arian, the Ebionites and other heretics really would have had no foot to stand on, and the early Ecumenical councils probably would have been wholly unnecessary.

Being a Muslim, I have always found this claim of some Evangelical Christians that the KJV specifically is "God's infallible Word" to be bizarre. Since when did Jesus (SAW) speak English? Of course, when we speak of the Qur'an, we only speak of the Arabic. Translations are essentially tafseer (interpretation, exegesis). I've never had the opportunity to speak to someone who believes this to get to understand their reasoning. Were the translators all prophets?

Book #26 in the series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate.



Animorphs #26
by K.A. Applegate

Summarized Plot:

The Ellimist suddenly shows up wanting to play a game. Essentially, he is in a battle of epic proportions with an equally powerful creature named Crayak, and the Ellimist wants peacefulness and growth among the sentient races while Crayak wants there to be one master race that he controls. So the Animorphs team, plus Erek the Chee, have to agree to fight a team of seven Howlers, which are creatures who killed Erek's masters, the Pemalites. They are spirited to another world where the indigenous species is called the Iskoort--they're somewhat like very pushy alien salespeople--and the Ellimist is determined to save them for some reason the Animorphs can't comprehend.

The Howlers prove to be impossible to beat, as a fight between one of them and the whole Animorphs team ended in a draw, so Jake is left with figuring out a way to beat them and also figuring out why the Iskoort are so important. With their Iskoort guide, whom they bribe by selling hair and memories, they research Howler history and find that they have a collective memory and have succeeded in destroying every race they've encountered. When Jake discovers that Iskoort are actually distantly related to the Yeerks and are a strange symbiotic species, he realizes that their importance is in showing the Yeerks a different way. But before they can survive the Howlers to encounter the Yeerks and provide an example, the Animorphs team has to beat these unbeatable fighters.

When Jake manages to acquire one, he taps into their collective memory and discovers they're oblivious children who don't know they're slaughtering people. Using the Iskoort memory recorders, Jake manages to transfer this vital information into the collective memory of the Howlers, which makes Crayak voluntarily remove these creatures before the secret gets out. They've made quite an enemy of this superpowerful being, but they've got the Ellimist on their side . . . not that that's a particularly comforting thought.

About this book:

Narrator: Jake

New known controllers:

  • None

New morphs acquired:

  • Jake: Howler
  • Cassie: None
  • Marco: None
  • Rachel: None
  • Ax: None
  • Tobias: None


  • This book opens with a prologue--not the usual fare for Animorphs--and makes reference to the events of a previous book, when Jake was infested with a Yeerk. He remembers that after the Yeerk died, he saw a vision of a creature with a red eye that could see him. Way back when that happened, readers had no context to understand who/what was looking at him, but in this book we finally get to find out what that was all about.

  • The Iskoort race is introduced in this book. They communicate through thought-speak like the Andalites, but have a honking/wheezing ability for vocalizing, which comes from their stomachs. They are very pushy, like alien salespeople, wanting to sell or receive services without a care for whether the targeted party is interested.

  • Not that it's impossible, of course, but it's odd that of all the people to lose balance and be knocked off a platform, it'd be Rachel, who's a gymnast and has experience balancing on various gymnastic equipment.

  • The Howlers are introduced part-way through the book; though they've been mentioned before as the executioners of the Pemalite race, they've never been described until this book. The narration describes them as being on the large side of man-sized, formed out of a black lava-looking substance with red cracks, having blue eyes, and having a rotating mid-section and human-like hands with a set of wrist claws above them. They regenerate limbs and have a powerful howl that can paralyze victims. They also carry a lot of weapons, and--unbeknownst to most--have an extremely carefree, happy disposition, not entirely unlike the Pemalites. Making war is a game to them, and they're all children.

  • Cassie is unusually cynical and pessimistic in this book, though she's still very caring and empathetic. Jake's narration comments on how unusual this is several times.

  • This is also the book in which Jake and Cassie have their first kiss. Rachel's response is, "It's about time."

  • A thought-speak tag failed to close during a conversation shortly after Jake morphed a Howler.

  • The other races that the Howlers had destroyed up to that point besides the Pemalites were called Graffen's Children, Mashtimee, Pon, and Nostnavay. They will also be attacking the Sharf Den in the future.

Best lines:

Tobias: "The Ellimist."
Marco: "I don't know anyone else who can just stop time whenever he wants. Unless it's that new math teacher."

Marco: "Like Andalites are badder than we are? What are we, wimps? Me in gorilla morph, you as you, let's go. We'll see who kicks whose butt."
Cassie: "Yeah, that would be the sensible thing to do. You two fight."

Jake: "I know this sounds crazy."
Marco: "Uh, Jake? We've been over the line into crazy since Elfangor said, 'Hey, kids, wanna turn into animals?'"

Guide: "Someone must buy what is created in the great factories and small craftworks."
Rachel: "Exactly."
Guide: "The economy cannot function without people to buy things."

Rachel: "Guide, you are finally making sense."

Jake: Marco's always saying you choose how to see the world. That you can look at what's funny and cool, or you can focus on all the things that aren't. So I tried to follow Marco's advice. I tried to turn my dreams to Cassie.

Next book: The Exposed, Animorphs #27
