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Land of the Long Black Cloud

Join us, won't you, on our coalminers' tour of exotic Mongolia, and grab a slice of the world's fourth-biggest coal reserves. En route to the Gobi, we'll explore the fleshpots of Ulan Bator together, starting with the national mining conference and a networking dinner. Next it's a five-star 'boot camp' where you'll be coached in Mongolian negotiation etiquette: what to wear, who to wine and dine, the vodka shots to expect when the deal is done. At $1000, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and, as a special offer, since this is our first Mongolian package, we're waiving our usual $190-per-hour customised tour service. So come and discover Mongolia's coal with us.' OK, I'm paraphrasing, but that's the sort of outbound 'coal tourism' now being run by the Australian government, and enthusiastically embraced by our coal industry. It's the little-heard B-side to Australia's coal rush.