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A Note Found After The Storm

The rain waxed the new corn to mud and when the wires fell the gate lit up quivering like a fish nerve hooked clean under the gums. I was frightened. I underestimated the strength of the storm. Face to face with those elephant clouds I tried my best to fall in love with crashing shudders. I became desperate with promises. To the leaking roof I pledged allegiance to all in heaven. To the pulsing glass I swore I'd never break a heart.