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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein


Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben





Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux


The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou








It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog





Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown





That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

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