Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.

Marshall: Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Lily: Not like this. This is different.

Lily: And I was pretty bummed too.

Marshall: We're adorable
Lily: We're Marshmallow and Lilypadad bitch!

Marshall: That would be awesome.

Lily: We're not going to Italy.

Barney: A what?

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No no no! Ted do not give me that look.

Screw tomorrow, lets go big tonight.


Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!

Marshall: Ted didn't go to his prom? Classic.

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