Haven’t you had enough yet, Meg Ryan?

Just when her face was starting to settle in something that looked way less less waxy, plumped and scary, Meg Ryan went back for more. At least I can only assume her appearance at Saturday’s Writers Guild of America Awards was the result of slipping into the doctor’s chair one more time and letting that dastardly knife do its dirty work.

Although maybe there’s a more reasonable explanation — perhaps Meg is actually sweating because she ran to the event when it suddenly began raining Crisco (hence her shiny complexion). But the cooking grease made the roads very slippery underneath her New Balance’s — which is how she got tripped up and fell into that hornet’s nest, waking up the whole hive and resulting in the colony chasing her down the street. Sadly, because of the slippery roads, Meg couldn’t outrun their stingers, which led to her puffy appearance.

What? That could totally happen!

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