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Exhibit A As To Why A Player Shouldn’t Eat White Castle Before Playing Football (Photo)

It’s funny because it looks like fire is shooting out of his butt, similar to the sensation one might experience after taking down a sack of sliders.

This reference might be a bit dated for some of you youngsters out there since they aren’t around anymore for some ridiculous reason, but my old man would say after feasting upon White Castle that his ass felt like the inside of a car cigarette lighter. Perhaps a good example of too much information but what it lacks in class and decorum it more than makes up for with its painfully accurate imagery.

[via @JimmyTraina]