You must be jelqing!

From wikipedia, with additional editing:

Jelqing is a method to increase penile blood pressure with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called “milking”, involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one’s body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.

There is no “controversy”!  If playing with it made it longer every man would have a fire hose down there by the age of 15.

I’m now drinking large quantities of skim milk, hoping they will act as some kind of brain bleach.


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3 Responses to “You must be jelqing!”

  1. ghola Says:

    Absolute bollocks, this is a bunch of lies designed to make money out of men with self-esteem issues. It is a bunch of crap, don’t fall for it.

  2. Greg Says:

    Jelqing will only work if you do it a certain way, not “playing with it”, and you’re willing to do it 5 days a week for at least 1 year. If you stop after 3-4 months you’ll gain nothing. If you go 18+ months you (and your girlfriend) will enjoy a larger penis (at least thats my experience).

    The most difficult thing about it was:
    1. jelqing every day
    2. jelqing every day
    3. jelqing every day
    4. not “noticing” any results for almost a year

    I started out at 7.1 inches long, 5.5 inches around (super-hard). I’m 8.0 inches long and 6.0 inches around now.

    I’m 80% Black & 20% East Indian (the red-dot Indians).

  3. meatlights39 Says:

    I started out at 7.1 inches…I’m 8.0 inches long…now.

    If your dick explodes it’s because you got greedy.

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