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[–]digital_end 354 points355 points  (16 children)

[–]HuggableBear 56 points57 points  (13 children)

My favorite part is that this was actually your work and not somebody ripping it off for karma


Paging /u/Gallowboob

Oh, wait

[–]digital_end 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought I'd have another time to post it, hah.

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I clicked the link a few times and left it to fast to notice it was a gif. Is this the standard people telling me to color it are going to hold me to? If so they are going to be very disappointed...

-edit- a word

[–]Travlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Directed by Michael Bay

[–]rivermandan 111 points112 points  (13 children)

I'm going to print these out and just randomly put them on windoshields with no regard whatever to the actual parking job, thanks for this great idea

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 98 points99 points  (7 children)

Bonus points for cars parked in single space private driveways

[–]MakesPensDance 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I'm pretty sure this is the best place to put them

[–]delitomatoes 15 points16 points  (5 children)

On Police vehicles

[–]B_crunk 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I have a friend who used to be a cop. Another friend and I got a deck of cards that had buff dudes with their dicks hanging out on them. We proceeded to strategically place them everywhere in his life. On and in his patrol car (including under the gas cap, in his ticket book, visor, etc.) in his fridge at his house in random things like coke boxes and shit, on his personal vehicle, everywhere. He was finding naked dude cards for quite some time.

[–]ThisIsTheFreeMan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is such a good idea. Stealing it, except I'm not gonna put them on a cop car.

[–]B_crunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you should only do that if you're really good friends with said cop, haha.

[–]QuantumField 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hate when I find naked dudes in my coke

[–]lemlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

funny, i love finding naked dudes after my coke...

[–]bamaster 16 points17 points  (2 children)


[–]rivermandan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hahaha, didn't even notice that. I wonder how many times I've made that typo without even realizing it

[–]DrShaggford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That had me laughing pretty good.

[–]lurkerWithALantern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some business cards that say "the way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out"

[–]Corryvrecken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where can I find this, for science yano?

[–]madPiero 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I imagine dozens of over-enthused redditors handed those out like candy after that post.

[–]B00ker_DeWitt 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I imagine that everyone was parked in a neat row and op just drove in there possibly drunk and made his own row.

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I was actually the first one there this morning

[–]Saoge6sieth1quu3 23 points24 points  (2 children)

So you did just make your own row!

[–]rhunex 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We caught him, everyone. Let's wrap this up and move on to the next mystery.

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you damn redditors and your meddling snoo!

[–]Jux_[🍰] 24 points25 points  (6 children)

The average redditor would rather make a passive aggressive post on the internet than actually talk to someone about an issue.

[–]HuggableBear 6 points7 points  (3 children)

or possibly not want to wait hours for the person to come back just to tell them their parking sucks

[–]s2nre24d40zo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You're right, there's clearly no other possible option in this scenario. You have to let that person know how awful they are, obviously. What else can you do?


What else can you do?

Walk around pissed off all day with justice blue balls?

[–]onioning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, alternatively, get the fuck over it.


Is there a photo of said gravel parking lot, or of how you parked?

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Well I didn't take one before I left. Do you trust me to get one tomorrow of the same spot?

[–]Ordinary_Fella 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well I expect it now


Well considering there's no real reason for someone to leave the picture if you parked correctly, no I don't trust you.

[–]sammmich 5 points6 points  (5 children)

with all your chit chat on here, it could have been coloured by now,

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

It's all mobile. I'm in a hotel for a work thing. I should be back home by tomorrow afternoon though so I'll do it then. Redditor's honor!

[–]Axsiom 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Redditor's honor!

Soo you're not going to do it then.

[–]Loreat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He promises! The crayons are in the safe he found in his new house

[–]IamBenAffleck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you know that if OP hasn't even cracked it open yet?

[–]Fa11enAngeLIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gravel lot w/out lines? Wow, how'd you fuck that up?

[–]WrongTetrisBlock 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Where do I find the printable version of this? I can only find the original post


[–]WrongTetrisBlock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are my hero

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought when I found it!


[–]noseyappendage 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pictures of the parking lot or you're still a shitty colorer

[–]DangerouslyUnstable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I'm pretty sure I'm still a shitty colorer, and I may or may not have ever seen s turtle in my life.