Friday, August 21, 2015

Fly on the Wall: You Picked Me What?


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Hubs: I cannot find my baseball glove anywhere.
Hubs: What do you mean?

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Me: Why are you late?
Me: But you were going 55.
PurDude: Yeah, that's the "my fault" part.

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PurDude: He didn't just give me a ticket.
Me: What are you talking about?
Me: Yes.
Me: Prick. 
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You Picked Me What? | | Ditch Weed

Yeah, that's exactly what you think it is.

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Taco Rice


Me: No, I'm still not crying.


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College Boy: It doesn't take more than a second.
Me: I know, weird, huh?



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 Me: Ha, not blind, just severely tech impaired.
Kelli: I meant blonde. Damn autocorrect.
Me: LOL, actually he IS blonde.
Kelli: OK, that explains it.
Me:  LOL, one of my boys is blonde too.
Kelli: College Boy?


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Taco Rice

Printable Recipe 

2 TBSP margarine
1/2 cup vermicelli, chopped
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 tsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
1 1/2 cups chicken broth
1/4 cup salsa
1/2 cup cooked corn kernels
1 TBSP cilantro
1 1/2 cups instant rice 



  1. What a thoughtful gift.

    And that rice looks amazing. I'm always so boring with the white rice. Maybe time to spice it up.

    1. I hope you try the rice, it's so easy and a great option to plain old white rice.

  2. clip your bush???? OMG...I can't stop laughing. Hope you don;'t end up in the hospital with hubby.

  3. Loved the blonde referral. I was really surprised you used margarine and instant rice in your recipe. You don't normally, do you?

    1. I often use both of those ingredients,a I'm not a foodie, just a mom. Sometimes quick and easy is what works best.

  4. I seriously was going to google a recipe for taco seasoning rice for tomorrow night.
    Your inspired Taco Rice recipe came just in time! Thank you!!
    I love your family!
    From the trimming of the bush to the weed bouquet, you are all absolutely priceless!

    1. Yeah, I have recipe ESP!
      And I love your family too, you guys have kept me laughing for years.

  5. I love this! Wish I had thought of it! Keep this going forever. I have one of those families too!

    1. I love writing these posts too, they're so much fun. I end up laughing at myself!

  6. At least you didn't yell back, "Don't you go near my bush with those things!"
    Love hearing about your family!

    1. LOL, I think I was too embarrassed say anything. And that doesn't happen often.

  7. Awww…my heart goes out to you about saying goodbye to your son. It's always so hard. And that road sign---OMG!!

  8. The ...uh, plant gift, reminds me of something long ago. We found a wild plant of that same type growing in our home garden. We ended up bartering it to someone (as neither my husband nor I use this plant) in return for a home repair. I enjoyed your road sign - so true, sometimes! Alana

    1. Darn, I wish I'd have thought to use it to barter. I missed out!

  9. I know it breaks your heart when PurDude goes off to school.
    Y'all crack me up.........

    1. Damn I wish they'd move that school closer. Of course I don't think PurDude necessarily wants that . . .

  10. So many laughs :-)
    Playing sports with glasses on is a bitch. Unfortunately I know. Good luck to your hubby, I think it's great he wants to get back in the saddle!
    Love PurDude's misunderstanding / taking the blame. It happens.
    You must be so proud College Boy picked you ahem, FLOWERS?

    1. Pot and speeding tickets. Oh, so proud. You can hear the sarcasm, right?

  11. Thanks for the read. My favorite one(s) are the cop ones. So totally something our oldest would have said to us. So glad to hear we are not alone. :)

  12. Aw, you ALWAYS get the good flowers! LOL. Awesome gift :)
    The "Clip your bush" line was just about as perfect of a fly on the wall post as one can get. LOVE THAT.
    I hope PerDude is settled in and that Thanksgiving break comes soon. I know you miss him already.

    1. I think maybe I should bake with my special flower, don't you?

  13. This post made me laugh and also I like the Taco Rice recipe. Thanks for sharing with us at #AnythingGoes link up

  14. I have lost count of the amount of times I have stood at a motionless printer waiting for it to print something I've not told it to print. It drives my manager mad because I waste so much time with this one. That makes it a win in my books. And where the heck did your son find weed? Can he share it with your friends?

    1. LOL, it's ditch weed and grows wild here. I don't think it's atny good to smoke, but then I wouldn't know . . .

    2. That's ok, I don't want to smoke it, I just want to scare the crap out of my mum. That'll learn her for jumping out at me as I'm exiting the bathroom...

  15. I'll be honest - I would have been the one busting out the "trim your bush" line. ;)

    1. LOL. It was less what he said and more who was around when he said it.

  16. Yes totally his fault 55...
    trim your bush????OMG I was rolling
    Great stuff this month! thanks I needed the laugh

