Real news story:

Cameroon: Teacher Steals Student's Mobile Phone

"How can one imagine a mathematics teacher stealing her student's phone ? It is reported that, the teacher while lecturing saw one of her students with an attractive multimedia phone A few minutes after, she asked all the students to go out for two minutes because they looked weary. When they returned, the student could not find his phone .He immediately reported the matter to the teacher who refused to pay any attention. As the lectures went on, the class prefect decided to call the student's phone using his. To the surprise of the entire class, the phone started ringing inside Madam's miniskirt. Gripped by shame, the Madam rapidly rushed out of the class to the school toilet When she returned, she told the Principal that she went to the toilet because she had running stomach and that she knew nothing about the phone Since then, the teacher has been nicked name "Madam Running Stomach."



I guess a "Reverse Scooby-Doo Dynamic" would be when every unexplained phenomenon actually turns out to be real ghosts.

"The Bode Plot" would be a great name for a high-frequency thriller. Like the Heimlich Maneuver, it's one of those terms that sound pretty ominous if you're unfamiliar with it, and it's true meaning is entirely different than what you would expect.



* "Scythe Chariot" is my nomination for Pretentious Metal Band Of The Month. You could put umlauts all over that name!


"Mercaptans" goes on my list of words that don't mean what I think they mean.

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