No togs allowed


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Jonny’s preferred style of swim wear





Jonny’s enforced style of swim wear




26 thoughts on “No togs allowed

  1. Hehehe this is hilarious. And when I first came here with my boyfriend at that time, we had the similar conversation and thoughts on our first trip to swimming pool =)


  2. Haha, my son had a similar experience when his school started swimming last month, luckily they let him swim in his swim shorts the first day but we then had to head to XXL to find some lycra short type togs rather than the budgie smugglers, all set for summer now. At least it isn’t as tough as Japan where they also require you to swim with a cap, no cap…no swim…


  3. hahahaha…

    this is so funny.

    i want to see the actual pics of Jonny- not his body double….

    i mean, if the whole pool has, surely the whole internet might as well..

    xxx >


      • Thank you, Urmas…I stand educated and will make sure that my husband is prepared when we next visit Finland. As a former competitive racer, I myself much prefer to swim in Speedo or another brand of racing suit, as it allows me to glide through the water with minimal resistance. Once a swimmer has experienced that, it’s hard to want to swim in anything else. The swim shorts ban, accordingly, may lead to more enjoyable swimming for men who actually swim when they are in the water. And when they get out of the water, they can put swim shorts over their Speedos (which dry very quickly).


    • They are banned because swimming halls in Finland are afraid of germs etc. Swimming shorts in theory carry more germs than speedos. I don’t actually know if there is any research on the validity of this but it seems to be the consensus that swimming shorts have more bacteria etc.


  4. When we were shopping swim shorts for my husband, I had been in the States for about a week. At the sports store I pointed out some Speedos and he laughed at me. But at Lake Tahoe his swim shorts failed him and he ended showing a bit more than he was supposed to when the swim shorts turned out to be see through… I bet he would have loved to sport some Speedos at that moment.


    • Wow that’s the best explanation I’ve read yet. Thanks for sharing. I thought the clothing ban while swimming was only for safety (heaviness or tangling). This article has good reasons anyone can understand!


  5. For me as a Finn, this was rather hilarious, and drove me to dig into the reasons also. I had always thought that the “no shorts” signs were there to forbid shorts that were not originally intended for swimming – as they quite clearly bring both extra bacteria to the pools, and the lint clogs the water purification system. It turns out that this actually is the Finnish rationale, swimming shorts would in principle be accepted (and are in some pools) but often they’ve chosen to ban all, because it is understandably quite embarrassing for all parties if the staff has to come and inspect every shorts-type attire they see.

    Now that the attire issue is resolved, I would like to offer some suggestions of places to enjoy swimming around the Helsinki area, both in indoor & outdoor pools and beaches, with or without shorts


  6. As far as I know the actual reason is that shorts have more fabric and folds which in turn makes them more fertile for bacteria. I don’t know whether there is some research backing this up but it seems to be the idea behind it. As a Finn I was as surprised when I saw it the first time (as a teen). The fact that you need to shower naked follows similar logic since you might not clean yourself as well with trunks/shorts/speedos on.


  7. Um… Or it`s simply that peoples not allowed to use them when swimming indoors to courage others people to just use any shorts they own as swimsuit? 😛 The germs play huge role as always but think about that if someone goes to pool without changing shorts at all or something like that…
    This is hopefully not usual practise but still a possibility and seriously, in Finland clenliness can be considered as a (huge) part of Finnish culture and mindset (even if it has been taken to bit extremes in some things…) Why else we love sauna so much 😉


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