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  3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.


  5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'



  8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...

  9. ...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.

  10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.'

  11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.

  12. Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?'



  15. Test mattresses in your pajamas.


  17. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

  18. Sprint up the down escalator.

  19. Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'.


  21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.



  24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.

  25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.




  29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, 'I see London, I see France...'


  31. Play the tuba for change.

  32. Ask the Hamond organ dealer if he can play 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'.


  34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will 'give you a really wicked buzz'.

  35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have 'any giant crap made out of straw'.

  36. 'Toast' plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.



  39. Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing 'Saved by the Bell'. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.

  40. Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling 'scratch one flattop!'

  41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are 'leakproof'.

  42. Play' the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.


  44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they're real.

  45. If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.

  46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.'



  49. Show people your driver's license and demand to know 'whether they've seen this man.'

  50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.

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