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[–]xxxJxshy 2388 points2389 points  (73 children)

Can't you charge them for that?

[–]Coachcrog 1061 points1062 points  (24 children)

I'm sure they did, but I want to see what their actual car looks like.

[–]ryanpilot 371 points372 points  (11 children)

Are you sure about that?

[–]DeathBySuplex 220 points221 points  (9 children)

Just picture any old landfill I’d imagine.

[–]Risen_Insanity 74 points75 points  (2 children)

But on wheels

[–]darkangel657 55 points56 points  (1 child)

They drive a garbage truck then?

[–]Risen_Insanity 45 points46 points  (0 children)

But not as cool

[–]RonniePetcock 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Some of compost in our cars because we care about the environment.

[–]Fishing-Bear 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I prefer pocket mulch, personally.

[–]stumpy1991 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And I prefer pocket sand. SHI-SHA!

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (8 children)

[–]BKA_Diver 133 points134 points  (3 children)

God I love Reddit. It’s like some kind of freak show farmers market. Thank you for this link.

[–]Lasanzie 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Freak show farmers market is the best description I’ve ever heard

[–]wingman_anytime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Freak show farmers market

I heard that's the name of a new Country / Punk crossover band.

[–]Waluweenie1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love you too

[–]Coachcrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you for bringing that to my attention.

[–]haydens44 551 points552 points  (9 children)

They usually have a damage deposit for loaners.

[–]Generation-X-Cellent 174 points175 points  (8 children)

I have never put down a deposit for a loader or a rental during a warranty repair.

[–]Robeast_198X 52 points53 points  (6 children)

I just had to provide a credit card to get a loaner.

[–]rharrison 114 points115 points  (5 children)

Guess what that credit card’s for.

[–]Spacky03 17 points18 points  (0 children)


[–]Robeast_198X 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hence the post.

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Buying porn?

[–]TheBaconFriar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, a man of culture

[–]CanadaJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as in recently, not just as in merely.

[–]no_veggies[S] 558 points559 points  (27 children)

Wow, this blew up. To answer a couple questions, no we are not going to charge them. We do have them sign agreements, etc., but we do not take a damage deposit, at this point it would be more trouble than it would be worth to try and get them to pay anything

Time wise, if I am not mistaken this is roughly about 3 weeks to a month worth of them being in the car. Vehicle was a warranty repair that got sent to another service shop which was on backorder for the parts it needed.

Funny thing is we actually swapped them into this loaner from another one, and when they brought the previous loaner in it had sharpie all on the backseat and headliner, so we let them know they needed to make sure to be more careful with this one. Fool me once, amirite?

[–]thebornotaku 584 points585 points  (10 children)

"We're not going to charge them"

I understand it's probably not your personal decision to make, but letting people get away with shit like this without ramifications is why people keep doing shit like this.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (1 child)

This is why we can’t have nice things

[–]gillika 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I think if someone makes it into adulthood thinking this is acceptable, being charged a couple hundred dollars isn’t going to change their behavior. Some people really are just dirtbags.

[–]Muddy_Roots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've known trashy people like this. The thing is they know ways to squirrel around this stuff. The fact is even if you charge them the money they wont pay. It will to the growing numbers of things in collections. My buddy unfortunately had a child with someeone from such a family. They would find places that didnt do background checks for renting, pay a few months rent, then ride out the whole eviction process.

[–]scdiputs 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Because it can be a bad decision from a business standpoint. Bad news travels four times faster than good news. Pissing off this person by charging them a cleaning fee that they absolutely deserve, can cause a backlash that can cause you financial loss in the long run. Sometimes it's easier just to say fuck that dude and put a note on their customer profile that they can't see, to not give them a loaner and charge them 10% more for an asshole tax

[–]eetzameetbawl 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Idk, this person is going to bad mouth the rental company saying they charged them for cleaning and ‘it wasn’t even that bad!!1’ and then I’m going to see what their personal car is like and know the rental company was right. Would not stop me from renting from that company.

[–]Verypiercedandcute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disagree this is the problem with people, we keep saying oh it’s ok to be awful to sales people, ruin property and more. Why, because omg they might give you a one star review. Who cares we need to teach them what parents didn’t that it’s not ok to be a shit head

[–]PoliticalDanger 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Should have put them in a rental instead and then you could have had the rental company be the bad guys when they charge them for clean up.

[–]Not_A_Stark 2 points3 points  (1 child)

People like that will still blame both companies.

[–]BKA_Diver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sweet baby Jesus. People are so gross.

[–]Mangobutterr 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That happened in three weeks? Yikes, what fucking pigs. Parents and children.

[–]Brenkin 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Time to get even.

That part that was needed for their repair? Looks like the price just doubled.

[–]tralphaz43 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Double of nothing is still nothing

[–]RobotnikOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to work in car sales we had a loaner come back with the rear seat and boot filled with shitty nappies.

[–]Generation-X-Cellent 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You guys should have wised up and put a seat protector over the back seats.

[–]georgiafinn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did their car look like? I've seen plenty of people who care for their own homes but go to hotels, rentals, etc and trash them because it's not theirs.

[–]wolf2600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their children are probably uncontrollable little brats who are never disciplined.

[–]ASU-Vols 54 points55 points  (6 children)


Source: At a previous job I handled all the loaner vehicles for a Mercedes dealership.

[–]JackGaroud 18 points19 points  (4 children)

How much do you think this will cost?

[–]ASU-Vols 34 points35 points  (0 children)

At my dealership, it would have been $250. Assuming all the stains came out.

[–]iguy22 13 points14 points  (2 children)


[–]sheathid 11 points12 points  (1 child)

happy cake day

[–]Cashavellli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

happy mother’s day

[–]schwags 873 points874 points  (14 children)

A lot of people in this thread calling the kids assholes or defending the kids... The real trash is the parents who returned the car like this. Is this had happened on my watch I would have had the damn thing in a detail shop at my own expense and the dealership would have never known about it.

[–]fuckitrightboy 171 points172 points  (2 children)

Yeah sometimes big accidents happen, sometimes a few big accidents in a row happen under particular circumstances that could cause a mess like this. It does happen and sometimes it’s unavoidable but It’s unacceptable to return it to the dealership like this. Get in there yourself and clean up as much as possible, then get it detailed, THEN return it.

[–]oneidadreamer 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I absolutely agree. I think it also boils down to taking pride in who you are and the things that are in your care.

[–]orange1911 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Yea when me and my sister ere younger and trashed a rental car, my mom wouldn’t let us back into the house until we cleaned up the entire thing before she had to return it the next day. (Before anyone calls this abusive behavior, she would have eventually let us in, but it was just a threat to get us to clean the car.)

[–]eetzameetbawl 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That’s not abuse it’s teaching accountability and that actions have consequences. Your mom did well in that lesson.

[–]poop_biscuits 12 points13 points  (2 children)

i hate how there has to be a disclaimer in case someone screams how that’s abuse. you better believe i would do the same with my kids - it’s called accountability, respect and doing the right thing.

[–]orange1911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, legitimately locking your young kids out of house is abuse, but that wasn’t the case. It was just a threat, if for some reason that didn’t scare my 10 year old brain, then I would have gotten a huge punishment.

[–]iiitsbacon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yup. I had a loaner for a while and having 2 toddlers makes for a messy car so I had the damn thing spotlessly clean when I sent it back.

[–]eetzameetbawl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I were driving someone else’s property, I’d make sure the kids only had water. When you borrow something, you take better care than if it were your own. Anything less makes you real trash. And if an accident happens, you either apologize and offer to fix it or fix it before returning. There’s no defending this person’s behavior. They are trash.

[–]PrincessSpiro 653 points654 points  (37 children)

...How long was their car in the shop for? Years? There's no way someone could make that much mess in days, or even weeks.

[–]Kattlitter 334 points335 points  (29 children)

If its nasty kid no doubt, a kid who obviously stood in the seat all the time. If the kid is like that the parents are. And its sad. Also a good reason food and drink shouldn't be had in the car.

[–]ShelSilverstain 156 points157 points  (24 children)

Yup. People who make excuses because kids are involved are lazy parents. My kids have never made a mess like this in a car

[–]sunkissedsoda 118 points119 points  (12 children)

Former baby here, can confirm that having neat parents prevents you from being a dirty POS

First roommate in college was from a well off Family from India, but always had a maid growing up, long story short we were only roommates for a semester before My RA let me move in with him.

100% has to do with upbringing and just general respect. Thanks for raising your kids right, I wish more would do the same.

[–]RefrshnglyFresh 22 points23 points  (9 children)

The short version of your story is confusing. Edit: oh you moved in with the RA

[–]sunkissedsoda 58 points59 points  (8 children)

He had a maid his whole life.

He was disgusting and expected me to clean his shit, he even wanted me to do his laundry for him. He ordered in food every single day and refused to throw his trash away, our trash chute is literally down the hall he didn’t even need to go to the dumpster.

He didn’t wash his sheets once in the time we lived together, not to mention his hygiene was terrible. He didn’t flush the toilet, he’d masturbate and leave semen on the toilet seat, there were a few times where he thought I was sleeping so he decided to pleasure himself with me on the room. Just foul.

So yeah sorry if it’s confusing I just didn’t wanna relive that.

Edit: damn I didn’t see ur edit before I typed this, rip sorry m8

[–]dae_giovanni 27 points28 points  (6 children)

I've put up with a lot from shitty roommates but I draw the line at jizz on the toilet seat.

we would absolutely, 100%, no doubt about it, have to fight over that.

[–]determinedforce 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I'm a male, yet confused. Do other males jerk off while sitting (shitting?) on the toilet? Or are they jerking off while standing before or after taking a piss? What are you using to get in the mood? Thoughts and images? I don't know about you but a good 'ol fashion porn video sitting in a chair with a paper towel (not tissue/Kleenex) handy seems to be the cleanest and most efficient.

[–]dae_giovanni 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I can't pretend to know what goes through the mind of whatever kind of base animal does any of this.

[–]sunkissedsoda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No clue, I don’t jerk it on the toilet, but there’s not a lot of things that dry as a filmy substance, the only two things I can think of are semen and snot.

I highly doubt he was sneezing on the toilet seat every morning

[–]eetzameetbawl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My sister had a roommate who left used pads in her dirty underwear on the floor of the bathroom. They only roomed together one semester.

[–]RefrshnglyFresh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get it now, but thanks for the long story long.

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 48 points49 points  (6 children)

"My car is only a mess because I have kids!!!1!"

I have a 6 year old. He has never once been allowed to eat in the car and the only drink I usually ever allow him to actually handle by himself while in the car is water. My car could use a vaccum because of all the dirt and debris, but it is in no way filthy because of him. You don't have to shove snacks and juice in your kids faces just because you're going to be in the car for longer than 5 minutes.

[–]ShelSilverstain 43 points44 points  (3 children)

We put on music our kids liked and interacted with them. So many parents can't stand to interact with their own children

[–]Kattlitter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is true.

[–]SoFetchBetch 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I can’t understand this at all... I’m a nanny and an oldest sister and I love my job, helping them learn and grow, and talking with them and listening to what they have to say. Kids are cool people.

[–]ShelSilverstain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, and treating them as people is the best way to enjoy their company!

[–]Risen_Insanity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

5 minutes is different from 4hrs though. But long car trips are the exception.

[–]cedarvhazel 10 points11 points  (2 children)

And if they bloody did you clean it up.

[–]ShelSilverstain 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yup, and have them help because cleaning up isn't a punishment

[–]cedarvhazel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely bang on!

[–]Mamb0C4nibal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it’s the work of a kid, addicts, an addict’s kid or the aftermath of a serial killer. Was there any duct tape, ropes or so in the trunk?

[–]figgypie 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I let my kid have a water cup, and maybe a snack cup of goldfish (if it's snack time or a long drive) when we're in the car. Stuff that doesn't stain and I can just vacuum out. No way in hell am I giving her juice or milk, and I don't even drive that nice of a car.

[–]Kattlitter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, and yea sometimes there's accident, sick kids or babies. But this picture nah it's too crazy. There's even a half eaten candy bar in the cup holder. Lol

[–]Trygolds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wondering what the back of their car looked like when they brought it in.

[–]redls1bird 13 points14 points  (1 child)

SSSSHhhhhiiiiitttt. You underestimate nasty motherfuckers.

[–]aquotaco 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Children are capable of making messes in seconds. I don’t understand people who let their kids eat in the car. They spill at home, they’re going to spill in the car. I don’t even let adults eat in my car.

[–]JigabooFriday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You underestimate the potential for atrociousness that people possess, I’ve seen houses trashed in the same amount of time. I’m not surprised a car looks like this, it’s fucking hideous but it happens 🤷‍♂️

[–]JCDenton2669 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen first hand that kids with parents who can't understand the difference between "I am raising a child" and "I am feeding a child" can absolutely do that in just a day.

[–]MidwestBulldog 102 points103 points  (2 children)

That is a series of piss patches on that seat. Someone urinated multiple times on that seat before throwing a McFlurry on it.

Pigs live amongst us.

[–]ChrisTheAnP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely a McFlurry because of the Tangy BBQ sauce peel off thing on the seat rail

[–]Meih_Notyou 220 points221 points  (29 children)

I feel your pain, man. I'm a car cleaner for Enterprise. I have seen some shit. funny enough when I posted something similar i was downvoted into oblivion lmao

FUUUUUCK people in general.

[–]deadsoulinside 51 points52 points  (2 children)

I posted something similar i was downvoted into oblivion lmao

Reddit in a nutshell


[–]HUZInator 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm so sick of reddit. BTW calling it, this will get downvoted

[–]CobruhCharmander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's gonna be an upvote from me, dog.

[–]usernam3checks0ut 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yea, me too. Some people man... Straight up disgusting

[–]MKG32 10 points11 points  (10 children)

Can you get these stains out?

[–]Meih_Notyou 18 points19 points  (9 children)

It depends on what kind of stain, how old it is, and how much there is. We've got a product that you spray into the fabric and it foams up, and it's got a little brush you scrub it away with. These stains? Probably not.

[–]SinghInNYC 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Do you mind posting some of the stuff you have seen? Also have you seen worse than this?

[–]Meih_Notyou 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Oh maaaaaan give me 10, 15 minutes or so and I'll get a pic or two of some of the AIDS that has rolled through my washbay.

[–]SinghInNYC 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Oh God, I would just remove the seats and say they brought in the car this way. Do you wear a mask?

[–]Meih_Notyou 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Nope. We do have gloves, though.



This is all I could find. I had a minivan once that had natty light bottles, half drunken and empty, cigarette ashes mushed into carpets/seats, chips everywhere.... fucking rednecks

[–]SinghInNYC 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Are you allowed to say no?

[–]Meih_Notyou 8 points9 points  (2 children)

They get really pissy about it and they might even write us up, but if the car is really bad then there isn't much room for them to get mad. My threshhold is bodily fluids, anything illegal(obv) and anything that has a particularly awful smell. Those three will cause me to go tell them to fuck themselves and detail it.

[–]csizivamarie 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I had the unpleasant experience of cleaning brain matter out of a taxi cab once after the driver committed suicide. That was horrible.

[–]PoliticalDanger 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Vans are always the worst, right.

[–]Meih_Notyou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We rent 15-seater packer vans to the fellowship of christian athletes.

about once a week i want to die

[–]MMQptw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing for Hertz for a few months. People did the same shit on long term rentals or insurance rentals and had no shame whatsoever. People are pigs.

[–]Fryphax 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What does their actual car look like inside?

[–]DennisS852 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As someone who cleans cars like this as a job, this made me sick

[–]CheeseyRoach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mmm honey bbq and a marble annnnd a brownie I think

[–]w0210230 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did the kids shit koolaid?

[–]aVainAttemp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I bet this was my sister’s family lmfao. Sorry 😐

[–]raliberti2 114 points115 points  (32 children)

Thanks for the reminder to be happy about not having children.

[–]hotrodruby 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Or you could, you know, teach your children not to be slobs.

[–]ShelSilverstain 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Yup. I have kids, and I don't give them snacks and drinks in the car. This is ridiculous

[–]Ultron-v1 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I'd rather keep the 1/4 of a million dollars it takes to raise a kid to myself and my wife

[–]BabyStockholmSyndrom 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ok? Lol. No one is making you have kids. You could also be single and keep all your money to yourself.

[–]Suckmybowlingballs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is literally what the message is trying to convey.

[–]hotrodruby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. People are saying you can have children that actually behave and not destroy shit. Most people are too lazy/stupid to figure it out and the results speak for themselves (see picture above).


Seriously these would be some wicked advertising stunts from condom/birth control brands.

[–]66D6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stop irresponsible breeding

[–]bws7037 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not one to support gouging for repairs, but in this situation, I hope you took them to the cleaners!

[–]N014OR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally Trashy

[–]fortress04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awww they gifted you a half eaten snickers in the cup holder

[–]Shadow0208 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Think about what their real car looks like 🤢

[–]Tiniwiens 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Kinda looks like this should also go on r/carbage

[–]cap826 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Thank you for directing me to another subreddit that makes me feel better about myself.

[–]Middle_Promise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t people like this get charged extra if they return the car like this, or??

[–]vistacruisin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that car needs a visit to r/powerwashingporn while it's being cleaned

[–]Razor_Whale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take a sniff of that shit.

[–]Lavish_Parakeet 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Is that a Hyundai?

Edit: I see I have some fellow Hyundai owners. Hello brothers/sisters!

[–]CodeitGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks stinky and sticky

[–]jitney76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking scumbags!

[–]anothertrad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone had an abortion back there

[–]snoozywaifu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This picture should be on posters in the condom aisle

[–]imakenosensetopeople 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A poster of this is great motivation for using condoms!

[–]wollaawollaa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll never understand why parents allow their little demon children to do shit like this. Trash parent. Trash kid.

[–]GlitterberrySoup 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I don't get this. I have kids and my car is clean. It's not spotless, because we drive around in it, but it doesn't look like this.

Another thing I don't get is when people let their kids use their phones all the time? I get squicked out when my boyfriend touches my phone for a few minutes to set the GPS. Like why are you letting your kids wipe boogers all over your $900 phone and then complaining that your screen is cracked again?

[–]Sapphires13 7 points8 points  (2 children)

My parents had four kids, and their cars always looked clean. I can’t remember being allowed to eat or drink in the car as a kid except maybe during long road trips. Nowadays it seems like whenever you get look in the backseat of someone who has a kid, there’s always some kind of spill in the seat, not to mention a bunch of crumbs and half smashed food. These days it seems like it’s just easier for people to give their kids whatever they want (drinks, snacks, their phone) rather than telling them no and risk hearing the kid fuss, so now all the kids are growing up spoiled rotten and addicted to screens.

I went on a date with a guy who had a nine year old, so the kid was old enough to not be throwing around a sippy cup or whatever, but when I sat down in his car there was something both greasy and sticky on the front edge of the seat. I had a skirt on and it got on my legs and basically I was thoroughly disgusted. You’d think the guy might have cleaned his car at least once in the years since his kid got old enough to not make such a mess.

[–]GlitterberrySoup 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I know this sounds like the shittiest thing ever, but I divorced my ex because he let his kids use his stuff (and then mine) however they pleased. They had no boundaries, there was nothing off limits to them. But I have kids too. And it was a nightmare trying to tell his kids not to eat or drink in my car or touch my shit, AND he basically undid everything I had taught my kids about property and respect.

I'm so happy now to have my life back. Still working on getting the kids back in order.

[–]AntiKaren412 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth I don't blame you a bit, I don't think it was the shittiest thing ever, and I hope you can all move on toward getting your lives back to where you didn't live in crazytown.

[–]Cocrawfo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

15 dollar cleaning fee if this were Lyft

[–]jcwutang1992 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$100 for valet $50 labour

[–]Krytens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain. We just got one back missing an entire wheel.

[–]samtheman0105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What even is that? Juice?

[–]DrPlayDoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

[–]Danclim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you have cero respect for others property....

[–]schneker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They couldn’t even vacuum?? There’s a whole piece of chocolate bark in the back cup holder.

[–]hibernationsickness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one more case for birth control.

[–]tanamili 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I truly can’t wait to never have kids

[–]big-mommas-house 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens when you get a car back like this?

[–]about2godown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who actually detailed my loaner before I gave it back, I am appalled at this. The dealership was actually short on loaners and me detailing my rental was apparently something they really appreciated as the keys were immediately turned over to the next customer. I couldnt imagine doing anything else, they didnt have to lend me a car. And I am OCD to a point about my vehicles, lol, which works out for everyone 😂

[–]Theangryporkchop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can keep that car then. Damn people are gross

[–]Juicyjackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how I have to be 25 to get a loaner car, but you allow people like this to get a loaner car.

[–]lebone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to clean out some glass in a subaru outback last week and this car was packed with junk and it smelled like something died in there. i ended up finding a tray with some kind of meat just sitting in its juices, who knows old it was, i almost threw up on spot. This post is just a reminder to how nasty some cars are out there

[–]bladezwng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see that argument when they're told they will be charged for the detailing. "I have children and they can be messy" like that's supposed to justify it.

"Wait, you have children ? Those little darling had an oopsie, no problem" in a sarcastic voice

[–]rbsudden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems at one point they had a kid, unfortunately it seems to have exploded on the back seat.

[–]BaconFinder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

r/childfree ....

Holy hell. How could anyone try and make excuses for that?

[–]onlykindasmart 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can't understand how some people are like this 🤷‍♂️

[–]TheZeusHimSelf1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who should not have kids. Period.

[–]9delta9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they left you a tip there for cleaning it up.

[–]ChesterFlexer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That chocolate in the cup holder makes me rage internally. I freak out if my kids put anything besides drinks in the cup holders or anything at all in the door handles... I don’t yell at them or anything I just have them remove it.

[–]lio-ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone give birth in the back of that car?? Jesus

[–]HellsMalice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were they murdered in it?

[–]donutpuncher3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me uncomfortably angry.

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this all over a weekend? That's a lot of damage

edit -- OP says this was about 3-4 weeks worth. I bet the dad, while driving, went "Haha this ain't our car. Make all the mess you want, kids!!"

[–]hufflepuffeveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, my well taken care of van has been at the shop for two weeks trying to find a mysterious water leak but I can't qualify for a loaner car beacause I have no credit. Not bad credit. No credit.

[–]PixelSpy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I never understood people who can trash their cars like this. Aside from a couple of stray water bottles my car looks the same way it did when I bought it over a year ago. I get kids are messy and they spill stuff but it's like if my kid spilled something on my nice white cloth seats I would clean it right after. Especially if it's not even my car.

[–]abnorml1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to to borrow a Sonata for a few months as they couldn't immediately figure out what was wrong with mine. I have 2 kids. I cleaned that car out every damn day, it was spotless. They werent charging me to borrow the car so I was soooo grateful for that. I cant believe some people. No class.

[–]EathanS2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be criminal charges against stuff like this.

[–]Nasserx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello detailing fee!

[–]dead_mall111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t stand people like this. I had to get in my “friend’s” car the other day, and she had trash piled up so high in the passenger side I could barely get in. And even worse, she said “Sorry I haven’t cleaned in a few days”. Days.

[–]heccinthiccman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does your work have a fee if they return their cars like this?

[–]suffermattshea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably kids

[–]ElDiabloWHVN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you find anything?

-- Yes, many things.

Body fluids and hair samples, we also know

that homeless people had an orgy in the car.

You know what they call it?

A soup kitchen.

Then Mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor.

[–]akruet64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a similar situation. We offer loaners for service cars, but we also offer an extended mobility program for i3 owners (I work for a BMW dealer). Since i3s can’t handle long trips, we offer a loaner car for them to use and we’ll wash their car and charge it for them while they are traveling.

We gave an i3 customer a brand new 3 series, G20. Her car was filthy because of her kids, but we really didn’t think anything of it. However, the loaner car was returned in the exact same condition their i3 was. Trash everywhere, sticky stuff spilled on the carpets, seats, just absolutely trashed. Probably worse than what is pictured above. Upon return, we had to charge since it required a detail to get the stains off. Customer threw a fit because of course they did, service manager had to speak and everything. It’s in the loaner contract that customers are responsible for all damages, including spills and stains. They signed the contract so we had the rights to charge.

Needless to say, they voiced their opinions and will not be returning to us for this. Little do they know that the other BMW dealer in our city doesn’t offer extended mobility.

[–]strangersIknow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking kids

[–]I-suck-at-golf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not coming out.

[–]wheresmychippy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a Braums straw?

[–]BIG_BLACK_COFFEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braums straw?

[–]josharmour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I got leather seats in my car, after I had kids.

[–]My_Body_The_Mystery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a rental car company. One woman brought back a car rented by a bodyshop. She said her kid hurled in the back. I asked her to clean it and then I felt bad seeing a stressed out mom trying to manage her kids and clean a rental car dressed in business clothes in the middle of the summer heat. After that I just cleaned up the shit myself. I hated it but it's better than watching that

[–]tralphaz43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long was it out for ?

[–]da5id1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought dealers cleaned up their loaners before sending them out.

[–]RoachE-mc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I've been working in car dealerships for a long time and seen some shit, did they also smoke in it?

[–]joeygravyhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you got a quarter!

[–]sashadelgrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like a kia

[–]MrsECummings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! What's wrong with people?! That's fucking vile

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[–]sir_durty_dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. I fill the vehicle back up with gas when I return a loaner. This sickens me.

[–]skinywolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)