wraithfodder (wraithfodder) wrote,

Humor: If Microsoft ran Christmas ...

Ahem... A friend emailed me this and I can't help but share. I'm sure Mac users will be rolling on the floor laughing ;)

If Microsoft ran Christmas ... 
Each time you bought a Microsoft ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/7 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, and would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red and green together. It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them. Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them, since most of the other ornament types wouldn't work with their hooks! 

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