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Yet another reason why song lyrics should not be used as quotes

The reason there are punctuation issues is because these are lyrics for a song (Euphoria ...

I think mine got back to me at least once

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@weesin @bvw Hahaha, I like your response weesin

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(REDACTED) - Wazzup Kids, I'm Back

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