Madonna may have gotten her quickie divorce from Guy Ritchie, but the singer isn't getting off scot-free.

Insiderssay that while Guy doesn't want Madge's millions (around 450 of them),he does want custody of the couple's two boys, Rocco and David. Andwith that custody could come a sizable chunk of change, our Britishlegal sources tell us - up to $15,000 a month in child support even ifhe just gets joint custody.


A sworn statement released by theLondon court on Friday showed Madonna, 50, petitioned for divorce onthe grounds of 40-year-old Ritchie's "unreasonable behavior" - and shesaid the behavior was continuing.

The terms of the divorce aren'texpected to be ironed out until later this year, but sources sayMadonna is so relieved to be getting out of the eight-year marriagewith ease, she'll probably agree to pay the relatively modest support.

A funny Joy ride for Star's book

Star Jones has another reason to think Joy Behar is a b-word.

While it may all be in good fun, Behar has found a new way to mock her former "View" co-host thanks to "Celebrity Autobiography," an upper West Side show that features celebs reading aloud from their peers' personal memoirs.

Behar had the crowd at the Triad Theatre in stitches last week as she read a selection from Star's book. In it, the formerly overweight talkster recounts meeting a young Latin guy at a dance club populated by "gays, straights and trannies."

With material like that, Behar didn't even have to spin it, and played it - well, straight.

Christian's clothes-mouthed b.f.

"Project Runway" darling Christian Siriano has the cutest boyfriend ever.

Even though Siriano has a crew of loud-mouthed pals, his photographer-b.f. Brad Walsh managed to keep Christian's surprise 23rd-birthday party a secret last week. And Walsh is just a boyfriend - Siriano was quick to mention that the two aren't engaged, even though the designer says he's desperate to marry Walsh!

Siriano's pals Leigh Lezark, Kim Stolz, Andrew Andrew and NeNe Leakes were all at the Citrine bash, wearing the fierce designer's so-fierce designs as they danced until 5 a.m.

An Ice time was had by all

Vanilla Ice, aka Rob Van Winkle, just turned 40, but that hasn't stopped him from partying like a frat boy.

The early '90s rapper hosted a bash at Turtle Bay, downing countless bottles of Jagermeister and pouring shots in girls' mouths down a custom-made ice luge.

For good measure, he took desperation to a whole new level when he repeatedly performed "Ice Ice Baby." Maybe he's angling to open for the New Kids?

The fatwa had a silver lining


In hindsight, Salman Rushdie thinks Ayatollah Khomeini did his family a favor by placing a deadly fatwa on him 19 years ago for his book "The Satanic Verses."

At last week's Moth Ball gala, Rushdie revealed that his family in Turkey wasn't that fond of him, so it wasn't a chore to avoid the Middle East. He joked that they even took out an ad in one of Turkey's daily newspapers saying, "We never liked him anyway."

'Ugly' celeb feud is a-brewing

Oh snap! A new celebrity feud could be brewing between Spears and Katie Holmes.

In her new fly-on-the-wall documentary for MTV, Brit is caught during a candid moment shopping with her assistant. As she holds up a blouse, she says, "Look, this is very mommy."

Her assistant replies, "It's very ugly."

Britney wrinkles her nose and laughs, "It is very Katie Holmes."

Oh no, she didn't.

In Britney's defense, we think Katie does have that particular top in blue and taupe.

Just Sayin'

Why did the hooker who took down Eliot Spitzer suddenly spill her guts this week?

Wehear Ashley Dupre, who chatted up Diane Sawyer on Friday, has beenmeeting with several record producers and is trying to stretch her 15minutes of fame long enough to get a recording contract.

Whichpublicity-loving socialite has a set of parents-in-law who can't keepup with their bills? The upper East Side couple keep moving fromapartment to apartment to avoid paying their obligations, includingmore than $30,000 in medical bills. One posh Park Avenue doctor haseven hired a private investigator to track down the pair's currentresidence to get them to pay up. Their daughter-in-law still thinksthey're flush with cash and, even though she doesn't have any income ofher own, continues to spend, spend, spend.