A few nice text message marketing images I found:

Sunday Paper Peek
text message marketing
Image by Eric Brian Ouano
Left Page: "Si Esboy"
Right Page: "Reader’s Text Messages"

The fall of Jade? Nah. Another show no doubt.
text message marketing
Image by edmittance



Think about that.

Spot the MPs: they would rather bring this marketing crap up in parliament than discuss how *we* YES WE – WE are invading foreign countries. Isn’t that racist? Ah but some local celebrities slagging off an Indian celebrity makes it into parliament.

Think about it. It’s hypocritical diversion material. Wake up.

Each one of these celebrities will go on to make another show out of the ‘outrage’ that is the basic truth that our sad jaded ex-colonial society is racist and homophobic and desparate. But the next shows won’t say that – they will follow this UK ‘celebrity’ around while she hugs poor Indians and pockets a cool X million pounds (after a pathetic token charitable donation).



Squeegee your third eye. You are being fucked with.

End of story.

1. Boycott this crap
2. Make a complaint to ofcom while you can. It’s pointless but it will make you feel better
3. Boycott this crap