The A Team Quotes

Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together.

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""Hannibal" Smith: B.A. is the van ready? "B.A." Baracus: Guns and ammo! "Hannibal" Smith: Ready to go! "Howling Mad" Murdock: [reading a book] Boy, I sure hope we don't run into any arborescent Calla Montrichardia. "Hannibal" Smith: No, 'specially one of those.

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"John "Hannibal" Smith: Now who said: Only use the air to create areas of opportunity on the ground? "Hunkman": Patton, General George. "B.A." Baracus: That was football coach Willy Hayes, fool! John "Hannibal" Smith: Right, B.A.

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""Howling Mad" Murdock: [as Father Harry Dean Hanover] Men, remember some of us won't be coming back, but those of us that do, will be back and those of us that don't come back, won't be coming back. Now I point this out because if you don't come back, you won't be back and if you do come back, you will be back. Any questions? Road to Hope Rangers, mount up!

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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: General Tuco, you are currently engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel.
General Javier Tuco: No no no no no no, you engaged me!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Repeat, you are engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel... over United States airspace.
General Javier Tuco: What?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Alpha. Mike.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Foxtrot!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Foxtrot!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: In other words, adios mother [cut off by Tuco being shot down]

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Colonel Mack Stoddard: Visiting time at the zoo.
Hannibal: [laughs] Stoddard, you're quite a character. A regular recruiting poster. Hiding out here in the bushes playing Bomba the jungle boy, acting as God. Doesn't your ego get a little squeezed in these wide open spaces?

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General 'Bull' Fullbright: This is my mission, we're gonna do it my way. You know, we're all part of the same team.
Hannibal Smith: Correction. The team did not join you, you are joining the team. Now if you wanna tag along, fine, but keep your mouth shut and be a good soldier.

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Amy: That's the same thing he said about you.

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B.A. Baracus: We vote because I say we vote!

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Murdock: I don't know what it looks like. It looks like ink! I've been taking these things most of my life, and I still can't see anything in it.
Psychiatrist: No, look. It's a butterfly. See? Here's the wings... here's the head...
Murdock: (gasps) Yeah... yeah! It's a butterfly!
Psychiatrist: A butterfly. (puts next blot down) How about this one?
Murdock: Garbage bag. Empty garbage bag!

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Murdock: If you happen to have any, I sure could use some trash bags!

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Psychiatrist: There's just one thing. Who are you, really? (pulls out book to show real author's face on back) See, I read Dr. Pepper's book. And you aren't him.
Face: DARN! (throws book on the ground) I will never forgive those idiots at the publishing house! My one chance at fame, and they put the wrong picture on the dust jacket!

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Murdock: I don't know, I have intermittent memory loss!

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Face: Murdock, what's gonna happen? (after their left wing started releasing smoke and the plane's altitude reader,fuel indicator, compass, and other things started messing up.)
Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash.
Face: C'mon,Really. What's gonna happen?
Murdock: (Their right wing starts to release smoke.) Looks like we're gonna crash. And die.

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Murdock: Thanks for the support, O facial one.

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Hannibal: And I was having such a nice day.
Hannibal: Got to give the man credit. He's learning.

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Face: But Hannibal, rules are made to be broken!

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Face: The bigger they are, The harder they fall.
B.A walks into the room
B.A: The bigger they are, the harder they hit!

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A tree falls on Murdock.
Hannibal: How are you doing, Murdock?
Murdock: I think there is a tree on my leg.

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Face: I'm allergic to bullets. Especially those headed my direction.

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Murdock: Only on pancakes. It tastes pretty yucky.
Frankie: Huh?
Frankie: [to Face] Who is he?

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Face: What kind of a friend are you?
Murdock: Well you still can count on me!
Murdock: Face-
Face: Ah, just leave me alone...
Murdock: Listen, there's more to this story-

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Stockwell: Check us in, the name is Robins.
Face: Come on Murdock, let's go.
Frankie: To B.A: come on

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Stockwell: Where are Peck and Murdock?
Frankie: Well, you know how impulsive boys can be.

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Frankie: I've always thought of Johnny as some kind of ... Superman ya' know?
B.A: There ain't no body!
Frankie: They don't always find a body B.A
Silent Pause
Murdock: I'm, I'm sorry, i'm sorry. It's just that g- goons are not a very reliable source of information you know.
Murdock: If there's no body, then Hannibal is alive.
Frankie: Yeah how come you haven't let Stockwell in on that one!?
B.A: You got that right crazy man.
'Stockwell walks into the room
Stockwell: No, you're not checking anything out un

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Another pause
Frankie: Uh, Face saw a girl.
B.A: And Murdock saw something in his head.

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