In a world of picture-perfect moments with tidy little families, my family is not that. In fact, we are quite the opposite and we like it that way. Our house is a mess, the dishes pile up, the floors tend to be unswept, and there is more unfolded laundry than folded. We have dogs, cats, Guinea pigs, goats, and the occasional chicken. In short, shit gets real here. Shit gets real fast and that’s why mommy is undressed.