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What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

tags: animal, communication, summer, winter
+1-146.10 % / 73 votes.

This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.

tags: intelligence, IT, love
+1-146.09 % / 118 votes.


tags: love
+1-146.07 % / 52 votes.


tags: life, marriage, men
+1-146.07 % / 52 votes.


tags: food, Thanksgiving
+1-146.07 % / 52 votes.


tags: puns
+1-146.07 % / 52 votes.

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company.

tags: kids, sarcastic, sex
+1-146.07 % / 52 votes.

What's the difference between a black dude and a park bench. A park bench can support a family of four.

tags: black, insults, people, racist, rude
+1-146.04 % / 1664 votes.

What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.

tags: Father's Day
+1-146.01 % / 77 votes.

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

tags: flirty, sex
+1-146.01 % / 77 votes.