Savage Society Games - Little Bits 2019-06-06T10:10:00-04:00 Savage Society Games 2019-06-06T10:10:00-04:00 2019-06-06T10:10:41-04:00 The TV Show Pitch Deck Chino Grande Well shit. We got skunked. People liked it, but it was deemed to racy, risque, off brand etc. 

I prefer tasteless and mean. I wish the TV show companies would just come out and say it. 

Anyway, here's the original deck in all its glory. How is this not a winner?


PS. I don't like Game of Thrones or Mad Men so I have no taste or ability to spot a hit. 


]]> 2019-04-25T17:20:00-04:00 2019-04-26T14:47:16-04:00 Too hot for Amazon Chino Grande So for last month, I noticed that our Amazon sales have declined. Not sure why, but they were. So I decided to ask.

Guess what. They flagged Composure like they do for a Dildo. That's right, apparently our game and packaging are too rude for normal Amazon. You can't search it, and you can't buy it, unless you are searching in an Adult category which is ineligible for re-marketing.

I'm very confident, that another card maker did this to us... or a prude.

This means I have 100s of copies just stranded in their warehouse.

Guess we need a sale.


]]> 2019-04-17T17:47:00-04:00 2019-04-17T17:47:41-04:00 This question was just too nasty Chino Grande Barstool Sports has a segment where they ask celebrities savage questions just like our game, Composure. Now, the most recent question they got Vinny and Paulie D from the Jersey Shore was an all time winner. Gotta tip the cap.

Would you rather cum loudly when you fart, or fart loudly when you cum?

I fart 23 times a day at minimum. So if I was nutting all the time, I would need to wear a diaper. I'd do it too. Farting while cumming is irrecoverable. It can't be done. No woman would love you.

Send me some depends.

Check out the segment here.


]]> 2019-04-09T12:17:00-04:00 2019-04-17T12:17:55-04:00 We went to Nica Chino Grande What a great trip. If you're looking to get away from it all and surf at place that is inexpensive and have a great time with your buds, go to Puerto Sandino Surf Resort.

Does it have hot water? No

Does it have clean rooms? Yes

Does it have great people? Yes

Will I have a great time? Yes

We left a copy of Composure there any played with some of the staff. It got rowdy.

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Composure is now available in sunny Nicaragua. Go to @pssrnica for the amazing waves and great company. After surfing, play composure and laugh the rest of the night! #cardgames #nicaragua #surfing

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This is the question that broke everyone. 

Using only your hands, what would you be doing at an orgy?

When some dude shot out the double walrus and pretended to deliver throat jobs to all the pre-op trannies in the club, well, we all died laughing.

We earned the name Pre-Op crew. It become a running joke all week.


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Come as clients, leave as friends. PC:: @moanafilmes . . . . #preopcrew #surftrip #bookwithus #surfnicaragua #oceanfront #goodvibesonly #vacationmode #perfectwaves #surfhotel #puertosandino #miramar #nicasurf

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]]> 2019-03-24T10:11:00-04:00 2019-03-24T10:13:20-04:00 Cruise Ship Rides are Wild Chino Grande Have you ever seen boat disaster movies like Poseidon or Titanic when everything starts rocking and furniture is flying everywhere. This happened over the weekend.

Viking Ocean Cruises had one of it's boats stranded in stormy frigid Norwegian waters and it was chucking furniture straight out of the movies. 

People were airlifted by helicopter off the boat one by one. 

I don't know about you but I get sea sick, and judging from the videos, I would've puked in a few minutes. Add 1300 other people, and I'm guessing they're puking. Add a flopping boat chucking puke and furniture everywhere for hours on end, and I might jump off the boat and kill myself. 

What a nightmare. 

I've never been on a cruise, and I don't plan on starting.



]]> 2019-03-20T12:10:00-04:00 2019-03-23T12:10:53-04:00 The Isackson Family went Full Retard. You never go FULL retard. Chino Grande This story is just too funny for me. Imagine, you're an elite soccer player with a full scholarship to UCLA. On the first day of practice, this complete Kook rolls out. 

You might begin to question your abilities, but then, it wouldn't take long to realize, this girl sucks. She sucks at soccer, and is probably dumb. If you're going to pretend to be someone, at least make it believable. 

FYI - read the story. She got photoshopped out of the team photo because she sucked so hard. This was before the admissions scandal broke.

Man it pays to be rich. 


]]> 2019-03-18T12:01:00-04:00 2019-03-23T12:02:47-04:00 Nut Bill is Whack Chino Grande What is Georgia thinking. The state is poor as fuck outside of Atlanta and Savannah and they want to bury their police officers with reports of sperm release with HB 604.

Can you really handle 3-4 phone calls per day by every living male between the ages of 12 and 80?

If this bill miraculously passes, the entire state will be out of voice bandwidth within 5 days. 





]]> 2019-03-15T21:10:00-04:00 2019-03-18T21:29:15-04:00 Cards Against Humanity is Unoriginal Chino Grande The internet never ceases to amaze me. Look at this cat asking for money to produce a bunch of cards that all same the same thing. 

His card game looks exactly like Cards Against Humanity and plays like it too. Except, there is one kicker, there is only 1 questions and all of the 17 answer cards are the same. 

He's destroying the lack of creative freedom in Cards Against Humanity.

We agree. 

This guy is a genius. See on Kickstarter

His fundraising makes me feel like a total loser. 


]]> 2019-02-13T15:27:00-05:00 2019-04-19T15:28:06-04:00 The Kickstarter is fulfilled Chino Grande Thank goodness we're done with fulfilling orders. Thanks again everyone for contributing.

If you ever want to go back and see our original campaign, click here