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Saturday, 5 September 2015

Claire's Diary 05/09/2015


Dear diary

I wish I could grow a beard. Rabbits aren't generally capable of growing facial hair. If I had a beard, I'd put my coffee cup underneath it to keep the stupid coffee warm. I wouldn't put food underneath it. That would just be gross. Not coffee though. Nothing could ever put me off a cup of coffee. Maybe toothpaste come to think of it. But then it's not very likely someone will put toothpaste in my coffee.
I fancy a coffee.


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