Welcome to the Ultimate Poker Face-off 2: LeafHouse vs. deadkiller615

In the first Ultimate Poker Face-off we attempted to answer the question “Who would win in a race to $100, a dumpster diving can collector, or a freeroll whore?” You can read the long story by clicking here, or just know this: The can man quit and the freeroller won. So no questions were answered. This time we have two new Something Awful Forum Goons and we are putting up another $100 prize, but this time if one wusses out they will be banned! Once again these two fine goons will present daily updates on their way to the finish. LeafHouse will be our can ninja, and deadkiller615 will knock them dead at the freeroll tables.

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To non-poker players out there, here it is in English. One person will be playing in free poker tournaments that have small cash prizes known as freerolls. The other will be digging through garbage cans for soda and beer cans and cashing them in. They are racing against each other to make the most money in the shortest amount of time

The Rules:

[strong]1. The freeroller must start his bankroll at $0 and must create a bankroll from only freerolls. Once he has won some cash in freerolls he can risk this in real money play, but that bankroll must come from freerolls.

2. The can man can only collect cans to create his bankroll. He cannot collect cans from friends or family.

3. Both men must document their progress in daily updates with text and photos to document their progress. The freeroller must provide screen shots of his freeroll results and the can man must provide pictures of where he collects his cans.

4. The freeroller can play freerolls on multiple sites.

5. The can man cannot risk his can money in poker games. He can only make money through can collection.

6. The first competitor to $100 wins.

7. If a competitor wusses out and quits they will be probated or banned from the Something Awful Forums (depending on which is decided to be harsher.)

8. If the loser provides 80% or more of the updates the winner provides he will earn a $20 consolation prize.

The winner gets a $100 prize courtesy of Ultimate Poker Bankroll and Rakeback Resource. (The loser, provided they put in a respectable amount of effort will get $20 courtesy of UPB and RR.) Neither man walks out with his dignity.[/strong]

The Competitors:

Can Collector: “The Can Ninja” LeafHouse
His declaration:

60 cans? In that lush tropical paradise you only managed 60 cans? This angers me…


I challenge you, piddly can collector (and 13/f/cali to a less offensive extent). Even in my arctic climate, I, Can Ninja, will utterly and totally destroy you. It’s going to be like the tortoise and the hare, except the hare just rolls that fucker on his back first thing and collects a shitload of cans. I await the decision of the face-off council.

Current Cannings: Some Cans!
Current Earnings: $4.05

Freeroller: deadkiller615
Current Bankroll: $1
Peak Bankroll: $3

I am going to shit alllll over this ninja. What kind of ninja uses his skills to collect cans? One that’s homeless because he got fired from his killing people job. To be frank, I think these guys would be better competition than this so called “can ninja” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmi2HIhNrKU#t=1m31s

Current Prize Pool: $120

Cool Hand Poker Microgaming 100% to $350 10
Golden Tiger Poker Microgaming 50% to $200 9.8
PayNoRake Poker Tiger Gaming 100% Rakeback 9.2
True Poker True Network 100% to $200 8.6
Red Cherry Poker Everleaf 300% to $500 8.5