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  1. The queen is getting them all together for the 300 movie reboot.

    Wesley Crusher: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    Sir Captain Picard: Madness?
    Sir Captain Picard: This is Britain! (Kicks Wesley out of an airlock)

  2. Hannibal Lecter is the reason why you never find any evidence of the knights missions. He just eats anything that could be recognised. Just starve him for a few days beforehand. He will go through bone like butter. He can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a Hannibal Lecter". You don't even need to shave the victims or remove the teeth, he does all that for you. So be wary of any Queen that keeps a Hannibal Lecter.
    This is what makes Britain Great.

  3. Don't forget Herschel Krustofski!

    On a sidenote, the Beefeaters are actually pretty awesome, too. They protect the crown jewels, but they also do really awesome, entertaining tours of the Tower of London. And Tom Clancy is an honorary beefeater.

  4. Ampngst the musicians you named as nights, you forgot Sir Mick Jagger! Her Majesty has to be a rocker, with her own special edition of ROCK BAND with only the songs she orders! In fact the party u described must be BITCHIN'. I wanna go!
    On another note, can you picture these guys in the armor?

  5. Happy Father's Day! This made me laugh sooo hard… more at the ranty blog to follow than the comic though that was great too. I think all the Dr. Who's of past should be added to that mix but then again that's just me. I was so overjoyed to see Captain Picard was though!

  6. Don't forget Sir Richard and David Attenborough, Dame Judi Dench and Dame Helen Mirren. Mirren could defeat any of the Queen's opponents with just a sour look and aa withering comment about their masculinity/femininity….

    Sir Patrick Stewart lost points with me the other day when he berated obese British comic James Corden for like, 5 painful and unfunny minutes about his belly at the British Glamour Awards. Methinks you should stick to the Earl Grey and not Jack Daniels before the ceremony, Locutus…

  7. One of the blogs I follow has a recurring idea for an RPG one-shot. Some kind of disaster threatens, and the Knights of England must rise to defend Her! Players would pick one of the famous Knights, who has been mystically drafted (and empowered?) by virtue of the ceremony. I think it would be a blast!

  8. I have never been more frighten of a British counter-revolution. We Americans must prepare. What could we call our knight-equivalents? Struggling for ideas. Superheroes? Awesomenauts? Dang it, all my potential names just sound lame by comparison. Some help here? how can we fight back if we can't even name our counter-knights?

  9. I'm going to set a goal to call someone a "hideous moron of a stupid fool" in the next 24 hours.
    Hopefully in relation to something Star Wars.

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