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Been feeling a little moody and run down lately, so I googled my symptoms to see what I might have. It's kids. I have kids.

tags: kids, life, women
+1-177.19 % / 13 votes.

What does TIA stand for? Thanks in advance.

tags: communication, puns
+1-168.53 % / 14 votes.

Bob The Builder has emigrated and set up a new business on a French Mediterranean island... Can he fix it? Corsican!

tags: puns
+1-179.61 % / 15 votes.

You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother... Sudden Lee.

tags: life, puns
+1-175.75 % / 12 votes.

I once dated a one-legged girl who worked in a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.

tags: alcohol, puns
+1-166.69 % / 13 votes.

My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn't know how to shave properly... Bloody cheek!

tags: marriage, puns
+1-178.47 % / 14 votes.

I bought a book titled "How To Scam People Online" about three months ago... It still hasn't arrived.

tags: life, money
+1-179.61 % / 15 votes.

Engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley. They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme...

tags: life, puns
+1-184.54 % / 21 votes.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

tags: puns, sport
+1-185.82 % / 177 votes.


tags: doctor, health, life, puns
+1-172.74 % / 43 votes.