Conspiracy theory: The Vladimirs want to take over the world


tear jerker bard
Original poster
Aug 11, 2017
Today, i will post a conspiracy theory i invented myself. It is about a genetic error in a clone device that wanted to create a new species of humans to become the new leaders of menkind.

Unfortunately, this secret goverment program was buggy in that sense, that it did not create the specimen the original massively secret agency planned to create. Instead of that it created a group of typical humans with a lot of genetic deficits. As there was no money left, the agency decided to use the created specimen, named them Vladimir and sent them out into the world to become the political leaders of menkind.

Today, most of them live somewhere in foreign countries and noone has any trace of them anymore. Probably they just work and live and have families.

Noone really knows.

On a side note: Why should conspiracy theories always have big impacts? Just asking.
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