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If I did not have Dogs..............

1. I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

2. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

3. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of Dog

4. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like the NCDL kennels.

5. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through
dog bodies who beat me there.

6. I could sit on the couch the way I wanted, without taking into
consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get

7. I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree-like dog
bones, stuffed animals or have to answer to people why I wrap them.

8. I would not be on a first name basis with three vets.

9. The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: "out", "sit",
"down","come", "no", "stay", and "leave him/her/it ALONE".

10. My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or

11. My pockets would not contain things like poo bags, dog treats and an
extra leash.

12. I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L or F-R-I-S-B-E- E or
W-A-L-K or C-O-O-K-I-E-S.

13. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

14. I would not look strangely at people who think having their ONE dog
ties them down too much.

15. I'd look forward to Spring and the melting of the snow instead of
dreading "mud season".

16. I would not have to answer the question "Why do I have so many dogs?"

17. How empty my life would be....

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Yep, so many things would change if we didn't have our babies. What a boring life it would be

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Oh my God how true !!!

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  1. <LI>having the bed to my self</LI>
    <LI>not having to fight for the covers</LI>
    <LI>nothaving to lock the bathroom door,to take a bath(by myself)</LI>
    <LI>no tripping over dog bones in the middle of the night</LI>
    <LI>repeating "no nose" "no paws" all the time</LI>
    <LI>being woken up by a "shower" of puppy kisses</LI>
    <LI>being able to walk 2 feet with out being followed</LI>
    <LI>having a toy or bone dropped on my face if the kisses dont work to wake me up</LI>
    <LI>But most of all..... all the Lov'ins.......just thought of a couple of other things I would miss without my big</LI>

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<DIV> Here's another one thats so true !!! especially the one about the stairs, I have taken quite a few tumbles because of the race
<DIV>If you are or have been a pet owner, you will find the following to be
so true

Dear Dogs and Cats,

in the slightest

because I fall faster than you can run

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry
sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

same door I entered. I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or
feline attendance is not mandatory.

butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:

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