"Strange Bird" by J. D. Riso

J.D. Riso

J.D. Riso

J. D. Riso is the author of the novel, Blue (Murphy's Law Press). Her short fiction and travel writing have appeared or are forthcoming in Avatar Review, flashquake, Identity Theory, Eclectica, Smokelong Quarterly, and many other diverse publications. Her work has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize and Best Creative Nonfiction. A former resident of Arizona, she currently resides in Poznan, Poland, with her husband and her rabbit.

Strange Bird


A frog croaks in the distance. It sounds like a slowly dripping faucet. Or maybe it's a strange bird. I swing back and forth in the hammock. Drift in and out of a fitful sleep. The dreams I have leave me exhausted and full of sorrow. In these dreams I'm a solitary child again, surrounded by hostile faces.

I ask them, “Where do birds go when it rains? Where do they sleep? Have you ever eaten a mango?”

“Who cares?” the other kids retort. “Why do you ask such stupid questions?”

Their derision is like two ice-cold hands around my throat. I wake up sobbing; gasping for air.

The adults that these children have become are now preoccupied with retirement funds, real estate, debt, and stockpiling possessions. If they've heard of Costa Rica, they regard it, and any foreign country, with suspicion. If they saw me again they would sneer.

I feel guilty for just lying here, for being sick. There is a waterfall only one kilometer away, and I'm still too weak to walk there.

Heat exhaustion has made me delirious. I chose to hike back to this botanical reserve, Rara Avis, rather than ride on the tractor with the macho driver. I trudged through the thick mud puddles, determined to make it to the lodge before he did. Tiny poison arrow frogs skipped across the trail, sparkling like gems. A thin green snake reared up at me, blocking my way for a few minutes. I stood still and stared back at him. He slithered off into the jungle. I arrived at the rustic lodge, bleary-eyed and nauseous, an ominous pounding in my head.

“The snakers just left,” the manager said. “So you've got the lodge to yourself.”


“Herpetologists. They're worse than birders. They did nothing but poke around in the grass, hoping to catch a fer de lance. Idiots.” He pulls out a handkerchief and blows his nose. “Sorry, I've got the flu. I hope I can take you on a walk tomorrow, but I can't promise it.”

“I'd love to see a toucan.”

He scowled. “Toucans are vicious birds. They raid the nests of other species and eat the young. That Fruit Loop image is totally false.” He shakes his head and blows his nose again. “I'm going to bed. Goodnight.”

A shy woman set a plate of spaghetti in front of me. My stomach lurched, but I ate it so her feelings wouldn't be hurt. Afterwards, the Spanish-speaking staff taught me a game played with symbols on cubes. I wanted to spend all evening in their warm company, but my stomach rebelled. I barely made it to my bathroom before all of my dinner came back up. I brushed my teeth and rinsed off my burning face. My skin was bright red and dry. A violent throbbing at the base of my skull. The thin line between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. I couldn't see a doctor even if I wanted to. There was no way out of here until morning.

I spent the night on the balcony, in this hammock, undisturbed by mosquitoes. They had no interest in my burning flesh. I was accompanied only by the raving ghosts of my past.

Clouds gather above the lodge; thunder rumbles in the distance. A Morpho butterfly comes to rest on a ledge under the roof. It folds its metallic blue wings together like dainty hands in prayer. I'm okay now. I close my eyes and await the refreshing rain.




It's been a half an hour since a car has passed. I sit in the weather beaten bus stop, waiting for the bus to La Fortuna. Cows are my only company. My first solo adventure. I should be afraid, but the anxiety that assaults me daily hasn't followed me here. I've spent too many trips in deference to the whims of the people with whom I've traveled. Angry at myself for not being more assertive.

A bus putters up the road and comes to a halt in front of me. Black smoke puffs out the tailpipe. I stand up and wait while a teenaged boy gets off. I pay the fare and make my way down the aisle.

“You can sit next to me,” a young man says, startling me. It's been days since I've heard English. “I'm American,” he adds and waits for my relief.

I slide into the seat next to him. I'm not sure where I need to get off; there are no signs anywhere. But I'm not ready to talk again.

He is, however.

His name is John. He's twenty-one. He's from New York. His family has money. He works for an adventure tourism outfitter in La Fortuna. All the local men want to kick his ass because he's slept with their girlfriends. He's trying to find himself. He's a recovering cocaine addict. He was in rehab with Courtney Love. She was “heinous." He despises Europeans. He calls me “dude."

I need to learn how to keep a poker face when strangers speak English to me.

“I'll take you up to Tabacon Hot Springs,” he says. “I don't have to work until tomorrow.”

I nod and fake a smile.




Volcan Arenal rises above the oasis that is Tabacon Hot Springs. A sinister rumbling shakes the ground every few minutes. Water flows down from the volcano, forming streams, waterfalls, and pools amid lush foliage. It ends in a cement pool with a swim up bar. The clientele is mostly retirees. They stare at me when I walk out of the locker room in my bikini.

John sits at the swim up bar, talking to a young couple. He sets a drink in front of me.

“It's a guaro sour. The local specialty.” He picks the cherry out of the drink and feeds it to me.

The woman's face tightens. “I ran into Stacy in San Jose,” she says to John. “She said she had to get back to Florida. It's too bad she had to leave. I really liked her.” She shoots me a look full of reproach.

When I was younger, I would try to win over women of her ilk. I'd act sheepish. We're just friends. Really.

“Today is my twenty-ninth birthday,” I say to John as I drain my drink and swim out to the artificial waterfall. Women like her can't conceive of platonic friendships.

He stays behind and talks to the couple, as I hoped he would.

I get out of the pool and walk down the meticulously landscaped paths. Twilight deepens into night. The volcano's shadow looms in the darkness. Pools of lava glow red through the light cloud cover. I wade into a pool at the bottom of a waterfall, which tumbles over shiny black lava rock. I'd totally forgotten that it's my birthday. I swim under the waterfall and let it cascade over me, a birthday baptism.

A knock on my door at dawn. John stands in the doorway jingling keys in his hand. A faded red cap on his dishwater curls. Slightly bucktoothed grin. He's not as cute as he thinks he is.

“Hurry up. We're going on a hike.”

“What about rafting?” I tuck my t-shirt into my jeans.

“The river's too low. Three other ladies are going with us. Flight attendants.” He rolls his eyes.

“What's wrong with flight attendants?”

“Dude, they are so easy to get in the sack.”

“Do you say the same thing about travel agents?”

He looks at me and smirks.

The flight attendants are waiting for us when we get to the office. Their eyes light up when they see John. Their predictability annoys me.

One of John's colleagues drops us off at the trailhead. We walk into the jungle at the base of a silent peak. The trail goes relentlessly up. The flight attendants take frequent breaks, doubled over with fatigue. John sighs in annoyance and keeps walking. They look after him in dismay.

I keep pace with him. Anger like a red-hot ember, but I keep my mouth shut. My head begins to pound again, and I fear another attack of heat exhaustion.

Suddenly, the heat vanishes, and we're enveloped in mist and silence. Elegant shawls of moss draped over tree branches. Beyond them an emerald green lake in an ancient crater. Cerro Chato.

“I told you it would be worth it.” John squeezes my shoulders. Cherubic smile that almost shatters my contempt. “I'll take you to a good massage place after this.”

I lay on a mattress in the middle of the floor. The woman chatters in Spanish as she kneads my aching muscles. She points to her wedding ring.

I shake my head.


I shrug and smile. Even if I could speak Spanish, what good would it do to try and explain that I'm happy this way?

She shakes her head sadly and says no more.

After the massage, she scrubs my skin with bright orange volcanic mud. She wraps some in plastic and hands it to me as I leave.

John is waiting outside. We meet up with the flight attendants in a restaurant in town.

Three Dutch men have joined us. They eye the flight attendants with a mixture of smugness and thirst.

We laugh at having survived the climb to Cerro Chato. I recommend the massage lady to them, but they ignore me.

A couple at the next table joins in the conversation. He's a lawyer from Miami and she's French, but owns a restaurant in Miami. He sits with his side to the rest of us. Talks to us over his shoulder, as if it's an afterthought.

“I love your country,” I say to the French woman.

John sneers and downs the last of his beer. “I'm taking off. You better come with me, or you'll have to walk back alone.”

The flight attendants and the Dutch men look at each other in mutual resignation.

John lingers outside my room. I've never been one for casual encounters, but maybe it wouldn't hurt me to let loose a little. Everyone else does it. It's been quite a while, and he's alright-looking. The flight attendants would brag about such a thing.

I open door and switch on the light. John walks over to my bed, lies back with a smirk, and puts his hands behind his head.

I sit down next to him. This is expected of me.

He sits up and kisses me on the lips. It's hesitant. Lazy. He's going to do as little as possible. His smirk says, you should be grateful even for this.

Someone coughs in the room next door.

I pull back. This is not me. “The walls are too thin,” I say.

“That wouldn't stop any other woman pushing thirty, no matter how hot they are.”

I go to the door and open it.

He walks out, shaking his head. “Dude, you are the weirdest chick I've ever met.”

I awake in the morning to enthusiastic birdsong. Grateful that I'm alone and that I've got nothing to justify. Today, I head back to San Jose. I'm ready to go home. I pack my things and head for the bus station.

The lawyer from Miami is sitting in an open-air restaurant when I walk by. I smile at him. He waves me over. “Marie-France is getting a massage. Do you have time for a drink before your bus leaves?”

I nod and sit down. He waves the sullen waitress over. “Another Coke, please. And…”

“Fanta Uva, por favor.”

A smiles lights up her face.

“You know Spanish?” the man asks when she walks away.

“No, but it doesn't take a genius to read a soda can.”

The waitress returns with our drinks.

He says, “Thank you.”

I say, “Gracias.”

He takes a sip of his soda, his pinky slightly raised. “Wouldn't be great to have a private jet to fly around to all these little countries whenever you felt like it?” he says with a flick of his wrist.


His eyes widen, and for a moment he's silent. “Why not?”

“Because rich people are boring. Why come to a place like this and not experience the culture?” I bite my lip, amazed at my bluntness, and yet not ashamed.

He nods. “Good point.” But his tone is unconvincing. He will make a point to not strike up a conversation with the likes of me in the future.

I glance at my watch, and then stand up, and slip on my backpack. “Thanks for the soda.”

“My pleasure. Have a safe journey.” He scans the restaurant, anxiety in his eyes. There is no audience to be found.

As I walk down the rain-warped dirt road, I catch my reflection in a shop window. Strands of hair have escaped my braid. My jeans are too baggy. My t-shirt is wrinkled. A strange play of light upon the glass gives the appearance of wings over my shoulders.
Never before have I felt so resplendent.