Jerry�s girlfriend in The Van Buren Boys episode. Jerry thinks she�s perfect. No matter how hard he tries, he can�t find fault with her. George and Kramer think she�s a loser but never say why. Melissa�s friends thank Jerry for dating her saying that she really needs this. They never indicate why she really needs this. In order to convince himself that there is nothing wrong with her, Jerry has his parents meet Melissa. When his parents confirm that she is perfect, Jerry is now no longer sure that she is.