Things Peolpe Said

04.03.2011 17:43 (Kommentare: 0)

Ich konnte zwar nicht herausfinden, ob diese kurzen Dialoge aus Gerichtsverhandlungen, bei denen im Dialog zwischen Anwälten und Angeklagten durch Mißverständnisse Wortwitz entsteht, echt sind. Ist aber auch egal, schmunzeln musste ich ungefähr bei jedem zweiten. Meine Favorites:

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."

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