Friday, January 1, 2010

Mythical Interviews: God #2


GOD: *cough*


GOD: Hello, Ginx.


GOD: Well, you know… holidays.

GINX: What were your plans?

GOD: I went bear hunting with Sarah Palin.

GINX: Really?




GINX: Wow…




GINX: Interesting.

GOD: Hey, you know what?

GINX: No, what?


GINX: Shoot.






GINX: I don’t think so.


GINX: To get attention?

GOD: Yeah, you’re probably right.


GOD: Alright. Whatever.

GINX: Why do you need so much praise?




GINX: Struggle?

GOD: Never mind. Next question.

GINX: Okay… what are the limits of your powers?

GOD: Why would I tell you that?





GINX: Well, that’s good to know.


GINX: Any favorite examples?

GOD: I’d have to go with Jonah.




GOD: There you go.

GINX: My mistake. What are your thoughts on Israel?


GINX: So you oppose the nation of Israel?


GINX: You like Muslims more than Jews?



GOD: Please do.

GINX: What about abortion?

GOD: What about it?


GOD: I do.

GINX: Really? Why?

GOD: I have no use for such immature souls.

GINX: So, it’s completely based on your utilitarian needs?

GOD: I suppose you could put it that way.

GINX: And what are those needs?


GINX: Wait, you eat our souls?!

GOD: Perhaps I’ve said too much…



GINX: You know, I always suspected…








GINX: You got me there.

GOD: Look, I have to go soon.

GINX: Okay, one more question.

GOD: I’m listening.

GINX: What’s the meaning of life?

GOD: The meaning of your life, or all life?

GINX: How about both?

GOD: I’ll give you one.


GOD: To entertain me.


GOD: Whose to say the answer is any different?



GINX: Take it easy.


  1. hilarious! i always like your 'interviews'... your creativity sometimes reminds me of terry prattchett...

  2. "Recognition is a part of it, but I prefer it if you don’t struggle."


  3. Are these people above me like, "cousins" of your's or something?

  4. dude, just because the only ones sharing your crude opinions might be related to you, you don't have to take it for granted for other people with a different worldview...
    is narrow-mindedness infectious?

  5. I read and commented in Uruk's blog when I first began blogging about a year ago. Sometimes he has time in his busy life to post on his blog and read mine.

    Kayoz is a regular commenter and a poster of often tweet-length posts I read from time to time. I also have a tabby cat with green eyes, so I was drawn to her avatar.

    We are all related, JD. Both of our ideologies profess that.

  6. Yep, I too agree that we're all related regardless of ideology. We all come from dust-- whether you think it's from the dust of the earth, or star dust forming into a planet that was able to support life.

    As far as ideology is concerned-- just as Christians have their differences amoung each other-- so do atheists.

  7. Right. Personally? I think that those who subscribe to so-called "strong atheism" are the "real atheists". The rest are just varying shades of agnosticism IMO. Even Dawkins doesnt completely tip the scale to 100% atheist and rates himself a 6 out of a possible 7 with 1 being a theist and 7 stating flat out that there is no God.

  8. Scales... ranking... judging... sounds religious. Never had time for Dawkins.

    There's all kinds of labels that could apply to me. Agnostic (since I don't "know"), irreligious, non-theistic, apatheistic, humanist, rationalist, empiricist, secularist, non-spiritual, skeptical...

  9. For example G... If you were to rate yourself like Dawkins did, with 1 being a theist and 7 stating absolutely that God does not exist, where do you fall? Just curious. I'm a "1" BTW so I just went first.

  10. I really don't think in terms like that. I have no way of ranking myself regarding a quality I don't have, and I'm at a loss as to how to rank the degree to which I lack something. I guess I'd have to say 7 because it's not as though I could believe any less in gods.

    Why is it based on 1-7? I like 1-10 scales, or percentiles out of 100. It all seems so arbitrary. I thought Brits like Dawkins were on metric already.

  11. Was "Sophia" some sort of Eastern European confused Jew name that AE sorta liked? Be honest.

  12. Sophia is the Greek word for "Wisdom," and is the root of the term "philosophy," meaning "Love of Wisdom."

    A massive church (the Hagia Sophia) was dedicated to her honor in Istanbul, Turkey.

  13. ...Pope John Palsey....
    LOL ! Awesome.



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