You know that dream where you're surfing down a giant syrup waterfall using a piece of bacon as your board, artfully dodging all the nooks and crannies of a fluffy-on-the-inside-crispy-on-the-outside waffle? What? Just me? Welp, dreams just might come true to one lucky Michigander this weekend. Woodland Mall retired their breakfast-themed play area in the spring in favor of installing a new two-story jungle themed children's place, and that means that they are looking to find a forever home for a 5-foot-long slice of bacon and pair of fried eggs. An online auction is currently underway and the proceeds benefit Kid's Food Basket, an organization that helps children near or below the poverty level get the food they need.

So, how about it? If those pieces match your egg-sthetic (I couldn't help myself), make your big today. Auction ends Saturday, September 15th at 8:00pm.