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Little Girl Buried in a Keg of Rum

Schoolchildren leave her their things—plastic bracelets, crayons, oyster shells, sand dollars. We know only her surname was Sloo (rhymes with snow). She had begged her father to take her along on a merchant trip to England to see where she was born. She died the voyage back. He couldn’t bear to bury her at sea and so procured a cask of rum and sealed her down in the barrel. Her gravebed is strewn with Mardi Gras beads, fairy wands, lip gloss, pennies,