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End of life, year after year after year

After Fred (as we’ll call him) was diagnosed with an inoperable tumour the doctors told him he had perhaps six months to live. A merchant seaman, Fred decided to spend his savings enjoying himself while waiting for the end.

More than eight months later, Fred showed up at a hospice still dying,