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My patient the Nazi

On my first day of internal medicine on my final rotation in medical school, I was asked to assess Mr. K, a man in his mid-80s who had presented in alcohol withdrawal and recovered quickly but, according to the multidisciplinary team, still seemed rather confused. With no known relatives to take