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Last Intellectual Principles

Extrapolating from Jacoby's work and my own experiences around universities, I have formulated two principles — Peter Principles of sorts — about the intellectually debilitating nature of academic bureaucracy. The first is the principle of the institutionalization of knowledge. Putatively intended to propagate knowledge, the university serves primarily a containment function for the essentially radical nature of truth and knowledge. The second is the principle of the dispersion of the elements necessary for rational community. Deemed our most coherent form of community, the university is actually one of the most concentrated centrifugal forces for dispersing impulses towards rational community. Each principle may be countered with exemplary opposing instances, yet over time both appear to be continuously reinforced.