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Retired nurses could easily fall foul of the law.

Readers who have let their registration lapse after retirement beware - do not use the title 'registered nurse/midwife' or 'state registered nurse/state certified midwife' on any occasion. I am informed by the Nursing and Midwifery Council that it is an offence to show registration designations if you are no longer on the register. You may, however, use the title 'qualified nurse' or 'qualified midwife'.