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Explosions, Expletives, and Erroneous Explanations

The case of a French-speaking 14-year-old female presenting to an emergency department is reviewed. She has explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea, which provides a significant challenge for the nurses, who have difficulty maintaining a clean environment. Considerable confusion arises over her actual diagnosis, complicated by language problems and an unusual sequence of events.