Assad-Supporting Group Congratulates Iran For Causing Hurricane Sandy

Apparently Hurricane Sandy can't be blamed on climate change or a loss of Arctic Ice or even the gays; according to one pro-Iran, anti-US group in Syria, the whole storm was brought to you by the weather-controlling (but curiously still non-nuclear weapon possessing!) Iranian regime.

CNN reports that the group's posted a triumphant update to its TOTALLY FUCKING RAD Facebook page,


Not all of the group's followers are buying that attribution, though. One skeptic pointed out that if Iran truly had a magical weather machine, then why didn't they use it for stuff like making it rain in the deserts of Syria or warm Russia up during the winter?

Details. I eagerly await the next Iranian weather surprise. Cloudy with a chance of kebabs?