WONKETTE reports (from CNN, which got it from Reuters, yes we'll call someone directly when we have a moment) that New Jersey may amend its constitution to expand voting rights.

The under-enfranchised group? Morons. Apparently, the Garden State's constitution specifically denies the vote to that enemy of democracy, the "idiot."

Of course we are in favour. If idiots can hold political office, why shouldn't they award it too?

But the need for this amendment demands further and better particulars. Who was in charge of determining which of New Jersey's millions of residents were bona fide, disenfranchisement-deserving idiots? How many did he find? And how many New Jersey idiots will get the vote when this amendment is approved?