Get ready to get Jax-ed! In tonight's Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 13 recap, Jax tells Stassi that he slept with Kristen  and then all hell breaks loose. Let's take a look at tonight's top five craziest moments. Feel free to get a spray tan while you're reading this.

5. Stassi finds out about Jax and Kristen

We never knew a Ryan Gosling movie could cause this much drama, as Stassi tells her friends that Jax admitted to having slept with Kristen twice. One of the times was while Kristen and Jax were watching Drive with Tom until Tom fell asleep. Yikes. But who can possibly take their eyes off the TV when The Gos is on it?

4. Stassi wants Lisa to fire Kristen

Stassi is completely livid that Kristen apparently betrayed her by sleeping with Jax. She even goes so far as to ask Lisa to fire Kristen, although Lisa isn't having it. 

3. Stassi confronts Jax on his birthday

Stassi inexplicably decides to drop her bomb on Jax during his birthday lobster feast with his bros. All of Jax's buddies are shocked about what Stassi reveals, particularly Peter, who does not approve of what Jax did.

2. Tom checks Jax's phone

Kristen has denied ever having slept with Jax, and Tom wants to believe her, but he still wants to see Jax's phone. Finally, Tom believes Jax when he sees a text from Kristen about how they need to stop hooking up. And Tom is shocked that Jax doesn't show remorse. But did Tom really find a text from Kristen, or was that the text that Stassi wrote from Kristen's phone?

1. Stassi smacks Kristen!

The craziest scene in the episode is when Stassi tells Kristen that she knows about them having sex, and Jax is there to back Stassi up. But Kristen denies it, and so Stassi freaks out, hitting Kritsen on the side of her head and pouring a drink on her, while Kristen pulls her hair. Glad to see everyone is so mature about this.