

Dunkin' Donuts Pancake Bites Finally Improve Horribly Outdated Pancake Technology

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Dunkin Donuts has introduced Pancake Bites, a new “breakfast snack.”


Y'know, it really is a perpetual problem--I love pancakes, but they're just too dang big and unwieldy... And I've often thought--as I assume you have too--why can't someone do something about this problem?

We can put a man on the moon, but we're still suffering through 1950s pancake technology?

What is going on here, people?

Coors realized long ago that people were having trouble getting the beer from the can into their mouths--so they did something about it.

Let comedian David Cross explain:

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