When your friend curses at your parents. tags.. &gt;me sat at girlfriends house &gt;meeting her parents for the first time &gt;told to be on my best behaviour and not swear &gt;get given some awesome cake &gt

When your friend curses at your parents


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Submitted: 07/08/2012
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#29 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2012) [-]
>Take friend to see Avengers
> I'm a young fag, can't drive, don't have a job
> Mom has to drive me
> Picks me up
> Hispanic step dad in truck
> Comes up in conversation, mom asks friend if he's Mexican
> "I'm not a ******* beaner, I'm a spaniard, we're not filthy beaners"
> Step Dad's Jimmie Status: ( ) Unrustled (x) Rustled

There, 4th times a charm.
#37 to #29 - gildemoono ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Jesus christ man, how the **** did that take 4 tries?
User avatar #56 to #37 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2012) [-]
I made extremely stupid spelling and grammatical errors that would have got me crucified. Also, on the third try I forgot to post the picture.
#62 to #55 - reptarrawr (07/09/2012) [-]
my friend says youve shopped a pic of an ape to the face. i notice no difference
User avatar #131 to #62 - Yojimbo (07/09/2012) [-]
Well played! XD
#22 - diddymonster (07/08/2012) [-]
>me sat at girlfriends house
>meeting her parents for the first time
>told to be on my best behaviour and not swear
>get given some awesome cake
>"thank you mrs herp the stuff i get at home usually tastes like crap"
>realise what I said
>"OH **** ! Sorry for saying crap"

true story
#53 to #22 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
Whoa said crap? You need to be executed you scumbag.
#54 to #53 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
it was the fact he said **** afterwards moron
User avatar #138 to #54 - clingy (07/09/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious... i think you're calling the wrong person a "moron"
#113 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.
User avatar #6 - drawesomeballs (07/08/2012) [-]
>sat with best friend on sofa
>my gran walks in and opens the ************** new laptop my father bought her
>'can't get the darn thing to work, boys!'
>friend walks over trying to be helpful
>presses the 'on' button
>we laugh

>i swear i heard my gramma say, ' ******** bastard...'
User avatar #14 to #6 - FeeFieFoe (07/08/2012) [-]
What if she actually said "sexy *** bastard'' Your grandma is a ********* .
#40 to #6 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
#52 to #40 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
***** the G and B are right next to each other. Like you've never ****** up, gayfag.
#86 to #40 - jamath (07/09/2012) [-]
i just want to say that i prefer ************** new.

it will make every new thing i own feel majestic for a short while now

pic unrelated
User avatar #143 to #86 - drawesomeballs (07/10/2012) [-]
ah thank you! that is actually what i say...


now i feel as though i grew a moustache every time i've ever said it that way
#30 - cstyle (07/09/2012) [-]
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#19 - iAmAWizard (07/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
It's turned his whole life upside down face.
#43 to #24 - xyxoz (07/09/2012) [-]
**** you washer.
#48 to #43 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
It's a microwave....
#50 to #48 - xyxoz (07/09/2012) [-]
What'd you say, punk?
#70 to #43 - ScottMJfan (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh god, I lol'd
Oh god, I lol'd
#94 - sundip (07/09/2012) [-]
>Be 10 years old
>Around friends house
>Playing a game where we write down **** on a piece of paper, and **** it around so it eventually becomes a story
>After we're done, his sister comes in the room and ******** the piece of paper
>I have written nice things, whilst my friend has written about her being a slut in every panel
>She tells her mom
>Mom comes raging in, and asks who wrote it
>Friend instantly blames me, even though he was the ****** who did it
>I get thrown out, never spoke to him again

but 7 years on, from what I've heard, he's addicted to meth or some **** now.
#100 to #94 - trevo (07/09/2012) [-]
so in the end you win
so in the end you win
#93 - arbazio (07/09/2012) [-]
The look I give to my friend when this happens
The look I give to my friend when this happens
#49 - crazyanger (07/09/2012) [-]
>be 8 years old
>at friends house
>friends says i must not swear or say anything bad cuz if i do his father will throw us out
>my mum comes to pick us up in car
>mfw he starts talking about porn with my mum
#82 - xozonex (07/09/2012) [-]
**xozonex rolled a random comment #56 posted by anonymous at 10 Bets You Will Never Lose ** :

>Get your friend to..
> your friend
> friend

What he said
#98 to #82 - therealmagnum (07/09/2012) [-]
this is ******* perfect for the picture!!
#121 - ballzach (07/09/2012) [-]
mfw im in one of those awkward situations
#112 - logicisdumb (07/09/2012) [-]
**logicisdumb rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Zero fucks given **
<MFW my friend swears at my parents
#99 - thatswhatsup (07/09/2012) [-]
"at your parents" and "around my parents" are two very different things.
#132 - waffies ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
swearing in my parent's presence? no problem.   
Swearing AT them? Abandon life
swearing in my parent's presence? no problem.

Swearing AT them? Abandon life
#59 - Yojimbo (07/09/2012) [-]
< MFW my friend swears in front of my parents, and they laugh it off, but if I did that I'd be put on the front lines and then shot, and not particularly in that order.
#64 to #59 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
That means you're 12.
#105 - noodlelover (07/09/2012) [-]
>Be at friend's house two years ago
>He has like a 7/10 sister
>She keeps squeezing my thighs at dinner table
>instant erections instant erections everywhere .jpg
> think everyone has gone to get movie at red box except me friend and his sister
>he has to take ****
>say so how are things at scho-
>starts kissing me
>blowing me for about 5-6 seconds ***** cash
>dad and mom walk in jizz all over ***** so goddamn cash
>she's got it all over
>yell oh **** ******
>friend is still more mad that i cussed like that in front of his parents
>mfw when i walked out of there
#111 to #105 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #114 to #111 - noodlelover (07/09/2012) [-]
anon.....please make an account....just don't be such a *****
#140 to #114 - anonyrnoose (07/09/2012) [-]
>Implying thumbs actually matter
#124 to #111 - 2scared2login (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, anon! What the **** man?
#63 - zhank (07/09/2012) [-]
**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at I'd wear it to the park ** MFW this happends.
#133 - themachineofnate (07/09/2012) [-]
>be 13
>riding go cart with friend
>we run over some dog crap, some gets on us
>go inside to wash off
>a lot of my family in the living room
>"we got dog **** all over us"
>family in somewhat shock
>i tell him not to cuss in front of my family
>he acts like im being a dick for telling him not to cuss
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