


The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6-foot-4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor piped up, “Your husband is 5-foot-6, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants him back?”


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