Last week, comedian Tyler Fischer posed as an Apple employee and pranked unsuspecting shoppers at four Apple Stores in New York City. Among other things, he tells people that—because Apple engineers invented several incurable diseases—syphilitic shoppers and those in the "polio community" can get up 75% off select products.

He also shares information about Apples' new storage system. "This one has so much Cloud it actually turns into a Puddle," he tells one customer. "So you can keep your stuff in the Cloud, but you can keep your secret information in the Puddle."