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I do NOT care which brand you use! by Jlucky14in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

Big gay dude who has a smaller man (as sub, most likely). So?

Grow some balls OP, and don't crap your pants at every unfamiliar situation.

What is the manliest thing you have ever done? by Zynxwain AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

When I was ten, I needed an eye operation. I didn't cry. The doctor was amazed. Grown men cried like bitches after usually, he told me. Not the bitch part, of course.


[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

A few guys were trying to harass a female friend of mine. Punched one in the nose and they fled.

Feels good man.

Sanji's next wanted poster by NOpieMANin OnePiece

[–]Orzagh -23 points-22 points ago

Fuck you and your spoilers. People like us who only watch the anime got screwed over by you big time now.

What do you think modern society is doing wrong but we have been doing it for so long it seems normal? by Bowyehin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 4 points5 points ago

Fucking over the planet and it's other population (animals).

[FF] Write a six word creation myth. by sugnazin WritingPrompts

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

First there was nothing. Which exploded.

The feels by Thorium-230in 4chan

[–]Orzagh 2 points3 points ago

Total fake. Still hurt.

I drew the first guy to buy legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado by jenpenjenin trees

[–]Orzagh 6 points7 points ago

Actually, since the rest of the western world tends to follow american trends, I believe as a european that this will be a start for international legalization.

What's the most inappropriate thing you could do right now? [NSFW] by Humidafierin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 1 point2 points ago

And with a big moronic smile on your face.

The Clinger-On: The Wedding by Skyefallein fatpeoplestories

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

When she said she was a doormat, you should've told her, "A doormat? You are a fucking animal!" And then go through every moment she has been a godawful bitch. Every. Single One.

Sorry about that. This (fantastic, btw) story was just so RAGE INDUCING

Half Confession, Half Seeking Advice by HalfnHalfThrowAwayin AdviceAnimals

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

1: You like rape play. That's cool, it's just roleplay. I like girls with catears. Seriously, it's no big deal. You can keep doing this, but only if you agree beforehand.

2: Your bf crossed your boundaries. This is very bad. Talk to him about how you feel, and if he does it again, break up with him.

Those are my personal tips. Hope they are useful :)

Redditors who got married too soon, what did you find out about your SO after it was too late? by Lintriffin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

Turn around? You are a mental health nurse, how many people in your line of work have turned around completely, forever? I bet the number is small. What will happen if you have a kid with this guy? Please think about this. You would be attached to this sociopath for what could be forever. It is still not too late. Save yourself. And the cat.


[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

Please do what imtriing has said. Never forget one simple thing: You deserve to be happy.

[WP] In the future, weed is legal. Write a Stoner's Anonymous meeting. by Your_Antithesisin WritingPrompts

[–]Orzagh 1 point2 points ago

"Michael, you want to say anything?"

Michael felt the eyes of everyone in the circle turn to him. He sighed, resigned himself. He had to do this at some point, might as well be now. He stood up.

"Hello everyone, I'm Michael, and I was a pot addict up until a week ago."

"Hello Michael," The room echoed back.

"I, uh...I've been smoking weed since I was about twenty-two, so that's uh, about five years now. I was at some party and a couple of newly made friends of mine had a bong with them. I had never tried it, no one in my regular circle did, but they told me about how they only smoked at parties for the buzz. And I was like, hey, it's legal, it's all good. I've rarely heard about people fucking themselves up with it, it's not as harmful as booze and I like a drink every now and then. So hey, why not, you know. That night felt like an eye-opener."

He saw some people nod, with glazy looks in their eyes.

"I mean, I just felt so damn good! I didn't worry anymore about my job, or problems with my girlfriend, or anything. There was only the now, and damn the now felt good. Nad I had a great night with those guys, we talked all open about our lives and our motivational and wishes...I loved it. So, of course, I went to another party with those guys. We toked it up, and I walked outside and just lay down on the grass. The stars looked like they were vibrating, and this feeling of oneness just seemed to...blanket me."

"Soon enough I bought my own stuff. I showed it to my other friends and some liked it and some didn't. some were like, meh. But none of them liked the feeling as much as me. I started watching that old TV show, what's it called, breaking Bad, and I saw the main character get high, and I laughed my ass off, and decided I should light up with the man. So I took out my stash, and that was the first time I smoked on my own."

"I love tv shows while high. I feel so much empathy with the characters and what they're going through, and that just made me feel...alive. I smoked every time I watched an epsode, and then I did the same with everything else I saw. Ans stoned sex, you guys should know about that. I mean, it's basically heaven!"That made some people laugh, and Michael was really getting into it now. "It was very slow, I didn't notice it myself, but at some point I wanted to do something and I though, I should do that high! It'll be even better!"

A big black guy got a smile on his face.

"My girlfriend didn't like me smoking. We argued about it, usually when we were lying in bed after sex. That got worse and I met this other cute girl through my new friends who did smoke and can imagine. Pretty horrid, and I did some stupid things and she as well, but I won't get into all that."

"At some point, I was smoking every day. I lost the motivation for doing anything but lying in bed and watching shows with Carrie and having sex. My job performance went down, and I quit going to the gym. It wasn't even when I was high, but if you smoke a lot, well, you guys know, that's something that sets its teeth in you. At least when you get drunk you have a hangover and it's done. Weed lingers in your mind, and makes everything a fog, all the time."

"I lost my job. That's why I decided to come here. I felt terrible when that happened, and that day I realised why. My whole life had slowly been going off the track because of weed, and if I didn't so something it would only get worse."

"Stopping so far has been not as hard as I thought. When I smell that smell in the street or something, I get this urge to go to the shop and get a good bag of OC kush, but I've resisted. I'm looking for another job right now, I think I'll find it soon enough."

"I mean, let's be honest, weed isn't like crack or heroin. It can mess you up if you like it too much, but it won't necessarily ruin your life. I guess that's why it's legal. It's just like booze. But like booze, some people have a weakness for it. And taht weakness....that's where this is for, I guess."

They applauded Michael heartily, and from his stomach, the feeling washed over him that he was going to be just fine.

[NSFW] What was the biggest lesson you learned after losing your virginity? by MyFriendsCannotKnowin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 1 point2 points ago

I felt exactly the same after as I did before. Nothing significant changes, excpet that you know something extra to do that's fun.

What is something that never stops being awkward? by Moe_Chuckin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

Telling people a friend of mine died recently. They never know what to say. Which makes sense, but it is still too fresh that I CAN'T say it.

What is your main goal in life? [SERIOUS] by GeronimoEKIAx2in AskReddit

[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

To leave some sort of lasting legacy that aids humanity, even if it's barely significant. I want to leave the world better than it was before I was born.

Right now I'm thinking of either doing work in robotics, becoming a therapist to assist others and making sure that what I give them sticks, writing some magnificent books, or raising my children with love. Maybe all of them.

Figuring it out for myself. by rspix000in occupywallstreet

[–]Orzagh -2 points-1 points ago

ooooh, intelligent wordplay. That'll show em!

What's the best riddle you know? by N-Depthsin AskReddit

[–]Orzagh -1 points0 points ago

I have dealt with this kind of girl. THIS MAN IS RIGHT!

Just so the rest of the world knows we haven't quit yet! by TheMemeRepoin AdviceAnimals

[–]Orzagh 7 points8 points ago

Why don't you liberate yourself first?

[Spoiler] Question about Walt from the finale by [deleted]in breakingbad

[–]Orzagh 1 point2 points ago

I'm absolutely certain one of his own bullets killed him, heard none of the nazis shoot their gun. I personally think it's very symbolic. He ruined his family, the one thing he loved so much, with his deeds. So many people are dead because of him, like Hank, and Mike, Jane... He has been an egotistical powerhungry monster, and he has killed himself with his deeds.

One of my all-time favorite moments by CleanSnatchRepeatin breakingbad

[–]Orzagh 69 points70 points ago

You don't get why he threw his money out? It was blood money, he was high, and he wanted it gone. So he threw it to the people who might need it.

He distanced himself from Andrea and Brock because it is dangerous for them to be involved with a high end drug dealer like him, a choice Walter could never bring himself to make.

And yeah, he turned pretty much apathetic a few episodes again, but that is mostly because of the shit he has gone through in the course of this single year. Imagine all that trauma piling up.

It wasn't smart, it was emotional and impulsive, and that's Jesse all the way.