note Anneq <p>If Perl were a man:</p> <ul> <li>You wouldn't need CPAN. Perl would only "require" beer, food, sex, and sleep.</li> <li>Command line switches would all start with "-Are you in the mood, Honey?"</li> <li>Scripts could use maps but would have help disabled.</li> <li>Hashes would be piped in.</li> <li>Date functions would result in memory leaks.</li> <li>Two different scripts running on the same computer would cause a race condition.</li> <p>Anneq</p> 340269 340528