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Summary: Xanders luck strikes again. Warning! Characters are OOC!

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Anime > NarutoStarshineFR71580043,2672 Sep 062 Sep 06Yes
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Xander looked at Dawn in horror before he was consumed by the portal. The next thing he knew he was lying on his back on something soft yet comfortable in the forest. Around him there were three people, two male and one female. One male had gravity defying, grey hair and one blue eye, the other was covered up, and wearing a mask. He was reading a little orange book and giggling. He seemed to be the oldest one. The other male had spiky blond hair and sky blue eyes. His entire outfit hurt Xanders eye with its orange brightness. He was laughing like there would be no tomorrow while running away from the last member of the party. She had pink hair and green eyes. Currently the girl looked furious and was trying to beat up the boy. They both looked to be around 18 years old. Xander thought she looked like Buffy on a bad night.

Xander continued to stare at the three people, suddenly he heard some kind of rumbling. He sat up and tried to determine were the rumbling was coming from. The source of the rumbling decided to make itself known.

"GET OFF ME!!" yelled another boy who had unfortunately been chosen to be Xanders cushion.

Xander scrambled off the boy and looked at him while babbling.
"I'msosorryIdidn'trealiseyouwerethereyoushouldhavesaidsomethingIguessyoutriedcanyoubeloudernexttimeImeannotliketherewillbeanexttime" He was stopped by the gray haired man who had put his hand in front of Xanders mouth.

"Sshh, I'm getting to the part where the Principle walks in on the teacher with his student"

Xander stared at the man in disbelief.

"You're reading porn!?" He yelled.

The pink haired girl decided that enough was enough. She looked at Xander.

"My names Sakura. The black haired dream boy is Sasuke while the blond idiot is Naruto. The gray haired perv is our former sensei, Kakashi. What's your name?"

"I'm Xander"

"Where are you from and how did you end up on top of Sasuke?" Asked the blond introduced as Naruto.

The man called Kakashi was still reading and giggling, but the other three ignored him so Xander decided to follow their lead.

"I'm from Sunnydale California and I was dropped on top of Sasuke from a portal. Uhhm, do you people know anyone who can make portals?" Xander replied

"We'll take you to the village. Maybe the Third knows something." Replied Sakura.

Sasuke was staring at Xander with his perfected glare. It was making Xander uncomfortable.


Some time later Xander was sitting in The Thirds office. He looked at the Third and asked.

"There's really no way for me to get home?" He asked sadly.

"I'm afraid not. You are welcome to stay in the village. You said you worked as a carpenter. Maybe you can do something like that here. I have also decided that you should stay with Uchiha Sasuke, you know the boy you dropped down on?"


When the evening arrived Xander and Sasuke arrived at the Uchiha mansion.

Xander figured it wouldn't be so bad living in this new dimension after all. That was after Naruto had taken him to Ichiraku, the ramen stand.

"So where's the TV and do you have Twinkies here?" Xander asked Sasuke

"TV, Twinkies what are you talking about?" Sasuke answered with a stoic face.

The only answer Sasuke got was



Sensei = Teacher in japanese

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