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#58 - onipure ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
because spiders cant swim right?.....RIGHT!?
#140 to #58 - pleasureabledino (12/02/2012) [-]
Say hello the the Sydney Funnel Web. It has Darth Vader-esque armour, chases ************* for no other reason than to **** your **** up, has fangs that will go through a leather work boot, loves to hide in houses, in places like....oh I dunno....your shoes, and has extremely toxic venom, that starts ******* your body about 30 seconds after getting bitten. This cunt is Death Incarnate. Its found on the majority of the east coast of Australia, where most of our population live.

Oh, and it can swim. So not even diving into the ocean and paddling 2km out to sea will help you. You're ****** .
#68 to #58 - Orb (12/02/2012) [-]
No, they walk on water like ************* jesus.

...Well these ones anyway, it's a waterspider
User avatar #256 to #68 - yunogasaii (12/02/2012) [-]
That spider is so ******* badass... it has Jesuses on his feet to keep him afloat.
#180 to #68 - kevinweeks (12/02/2012) [-]

While my cousin was working on her PhD, she was helping with research on the cannibalism of water spiders native to Maryland (Dolomedes, or the fishing spider.) Turns out, spiders eat each other just to show how badass they are. If there's less of their normal diet, they're less likely to eat other spiders. But if they're well fed, and some other spider shows up on their turf? They will eat the **** out of that spider. Just to claim territory.
#79 to #68 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
#66 to #58 - Seanxone (12/02/2012) [-]
They don't have to, OHH GOD THEY CAN WALK ON WATER
#184 to #66 - kevinweeks (12/02/2012) [-]
The Diving Bell Spider weaves a web to trap air, and will swim fairly deep underwater. Incredibly deep, if we take into account their size.
User avatar #70 to #66 - Orb (12/02/2012) [-]
You know what. we posted almost the same thing at the same time. Thats some creepy ****
#73 to #70 - Seanxone (12/02/2012) [-]
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