If there is one player in the NBA that deserves his own R&B slow jam with a hook like "I'm so fly, I'm so tight. my game is so right," it's J.R. Smith. Luckily for the world, that song exists, courtesy of Milford Jerome.

A sampling of lyrical highlights:

1. "Mike Woodson told me to put down the jeans, pick up the suit. China you can keep that loot."

2. "I love Novak, but if it wasn't for me he'd be driving a Buick."

3. "On the floor of the Garden, for $2.8 mil James Dolan I'm a bargain."