Look at you, Mr. I Moderate Duke Nukem Forever. "Oh, I'm so great because I'm a mod of a game that's been coming out for 13 years!" You know you're nothing, right? NOTHING.

Nah, I love you.

HHHHHHHHiiiii Plllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NeoPm Me
Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas bbeh :3 ♥
Thanks so much for all of the wonderful presents, you're the best!
I also hope you get well soon, Christmas is no time to be sick. =(
I'm sure the minions will help you to feel better, after all that's what they're there for!

Much love!
6 years on Neo today? That's quite the average amount of time, wouldn't you say?

xxoo <3
It is a well known fact that Cyberdemons are not a force to be reckoned with. Their powerful legions could easily crush enemies in a single blow. Only the bravest have attempted to fight our beloved Cyberdemon group, and alas... most of them have failed. That is neither here nor there though. For today, I have come to you with something different altogether.

Now, as you may or may not know, the leader of these Cyberdemons is the Deathbunny. How he rose up in the ranks is uncertain, but he is definitely feared. Nobody has never been able to defeat him. The key to his downfall may be on his back, but he never leaves it turned toward his enemies. He realizes that having his back turned could mean certain disaster. Now, through means I cannot say here, my team and I have discovered that the Deathbunny not only has soft pink velvet looking ears. He also has...

A fluffy tail! This is quite the discovery! Unfortunately he sensed my photography team right after the picture was taken and he smote them right away. Somehow the film survived due to being in a explosion proof steel sort of case.

So there you have it folks! Although the leader of the Cyberdemons is feared by many, he also has many assets that one may consider 'cute'. No wonder he doesn't let people see his back... if anyone thought he was cute, it would be the end of him! Of course if someone were to come up to him and try to tell him their thoughts on his ears and newly discovered bum fluff, they would not live to tell the tale.

Anyway, I must flee! Turns out that Deathbunny has stalked me to my current location and he is not pleased. I already hear the sounds of his rocket carrot launcher nearby, so if I don't act now I'll just be another number in the amount of humans and other creatures that Deathbunny has slain. Until next time!

Sup baaaabe?!

I had so much fun these past couple of weeks. They definitely went by far too quickly though. ! I'm glad we got so many pictures this time round, now I can stare at them and be all creepy and awwww at all the cute ones of you.

I can't wait until the day we both have smexy watch tans. 8) Although I'm gonna steer clear of the sock tans, you can have those.

Love you lots and lots! I also love the candies that you left here because you had no room in your suitcase. Say hi to the giant 7up for me!!!!

♥ 'n stuff

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

Whelp, another month has gone by, and I'm constantly reminded of you. Why is that you might ask? Because it's been raining a lot here. Yes, of course that's the only reason. I'm happy the time is going by fast. It can feel free to until our goal is accomplished, then it can take as long as it wants. 8D It looks like your guestbook has nearly been forgotten (and has been spammed to death by yours truly xD) but I shall never forget about it. Yes that's right, I'll still be signing it when I'm like 80 years old.

"Dear *Censored* (Neo peoples don't need to know your name :L),

Where did you put mah dentures? I've been trying to ask you in person but I think your hearing aide is turned off. Please hurry, for I am hungry and can't eat without my chompers.

~ Angie"

Much love!

D - Dashingly handsome
A - Absolutely delightful
E - Endlessly entertaining
T - Totally amazing
H - Hotter than the sun 8)
Y - Yes! (this is what I say when you give me that $903278367812639 diamond :L)

It's impossible to think up anything for Y, cut me some slack here!

Cheer up, soon enough things'll be back on track and you'll be feeling wonderful again. <3 And if not, well then I'll have to think of a way to force you to be like that.

Love ♥
ohhai thar

I agree that it's unlucky I'm no longer there. I mean, I ate all of your food, stole the cereal bar you were going to eat for breakfast, and made fun of all the Englishy things constantly. Wait... those aren't points that stack up in my favour are they? ;__;

Well, not too much longer now. The time will go by fast, I'm sure. April has already gone by super quick, I can't believe it's already the 21st! On today last month we were eating pizza hut, drinking warm orange juice, and listening to stupid immature kids make lame jokes nearby. They only wish they were cool enough to correctly imitate my pizza pose.

Much love!
Guess where I'm typing this from? :L

It's currently 4:18 am. Looks like I woke up early, but not as early as I would have if you just let me sleep whenever. Although it's very mean to keep someone awake when they have the worst jetlag in the world.

So yes, I do like England so far and we haven't been attacked by rain yet which is always a plus. 8) I think I'm even getting used to your silly keyboard!

Oh yeah, and when I got up to go to the bathroom I heard snoring coming from your room! Har har, it's either your brother or you.

¬__¬ <- made that just for the sake of making it. It's cool how the characters for the eyes are easily accessible on your weird keyboard. :'D

Anyway, see you later once you wake up. 8) I can't wait to once again walk down your fishy smelling street, mwahaha.

And omg all the ads on this computer are for English people, hahaha. Apparently I can upgrade this PC for a very cheap amount of pounds :L

Haha, LanDi is too late, for I beat her when it comes to the 'in your base' contests. 8')

So, are we once again reviewing what we learnt this month? Well, first of all it has been discovered that I have a huge crush on your dad. I almost melted when I heard his voice for the first time. So I guess we learnt that dads are hawt? Okay this is getting a bit awkward, so moving on! We also learnt that Mr Time likes to hurry things along quite a bit faster when we are having lovely chats. He thinks it's funny to make an hour and a half seem like only five minutes. What else? That golf pictures are still sexy even years later, that body warmers (vests >=[) are excellent at keeping people toasty and are even nicer when they are gifts, that giving girls makeup apparently means that you think they're ugly, that retail is honestly the shittiest thing in the universe, that bras are way too freaking expensive but certain guys don't mind, and most importantly, we've learnt that 11 is most definitely an amazing number, although not as great as 12.

Really, I can't believe it's been this long already. This has probably been the fastest year (well, almost a year xD) in my life, and also definitely one of my best. And who knows what we'll be doing this time next month, but I certainly won't be logged on to Neo! Not when we can sit and gaze at the golf picture together for hours.

LOLOLOLOLOL. It's perfect, no? 8D


Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

Ps. Omg I just noticed you can see the panties of this cat girl. Ahahaha!

Angry once again at the 2nd in command of the Death Bunny Star ordering him around with pointless commands, father bunny cyberdemon and his son Deathman48 left in a huff. Will they always have to endure the torture of this second in command asking them to put on frilly dresses and dance around? Only time will tell

Feel better soon! <3

What should I write here?
Should it be meaningful?
My haiku skills suck

Well here I am once again, spamming your guestbook with strange poems that I whip up at the last second. Let's see here... reflecting on our entries from December 21st, have we learnt anything new this month? I think we certainly have, but what it is exactly shouldn't be revealed to the public eye. Only two more months left until the most amazing thing ever happens! Time sure does fly eh? I know I say that a lot, but seriously. The last year has flown by so quickly that it's a little scary. Not that I'm complaining, especially when it comes to certain things.

Thanks for being so awesome possum. ♥ See you again next month, same time, same place. Well maybe not the exact same time, because it's like 1 AM over here. How about the same day? Yeah, that sounds better. xD



Happy birthday to my most favourite person in the entire world! I hope that you enjoy all of your presents... and that a certain cannon we both know won't explode too much. Har dee har, soon you're going to be like 100 years old. I'm sure you'll still be hawt even with white hair and osteoporosis though.
You and Sonic Flash are doing so much for this site its time we said thankyou!

I was going to write you a message entirely in Spanish, but my computer doesn't let me do the shortcuts to accented letters and so it would be a major pain in the butt to do so. One simply cannot do pain in the ass things on Christmas! It's simply unheard of! *Shocked gasp* Anywhosenhelens, Merry Jolly Olly Christmas. I am here to write to you a letter declaring my love and recounting all our memories.

I remember the day we met. It was just so epic that it could belong in Homer's Illiad. In fact, he could probably write a sequel better than the Odyssey. We were just wandering around and then, lo and behold, fate stepped in during the moment that our hands touched.

I'm just so happy to be sharing this Christmas with you that I don't think that words can explain it. Not even the most articulate man could explain yaoi as well as I can explain my love for you. We went on our first e-date and that was almost better than winning Bingo against old ladies. You knew how much I liked beating those bitchy old ladies, so you were always honored when I told you so.

And then came the day when we finally decided to take our relationship to the next letter by adding the "e" to it. Soon, we would add a hyphen to begin a whirlwind romance that the world had never seen. Not even that epic scene from the Titanic could beat our e and our hyphen. Although I feared that things were going too fast, we held hands the next day. And as risqué as this may sound, I loved every second of it. By then, I knew that it was too late to go back. As Macbeth once said, "I am in blood, stepped in so far that, should I wade no more, returning were as tedious as go o'er.. Except, in a not so macabre fashion and blood would be substituted with "love".

That day we spoke on MSN messenger, and I laughed for five whole minutes straight! I know that it wasn't any seven minutes in heaven that the rest of those kids play, but those five minutes were amazing, almost as if I had taken LSD and DIDN'T think that I was a pirate stuck on an island without rum. However, I know that you'd be the rum and I could be the coke and we would be silly and drunk and gay (as in happy...but I suppose we could be the other gay too as long as it made you gay).

How was I supposed to know that you wanted more? Like Mrs. Claus always wondering about all those pretty girls Nic saw during that neverending trip otherwise known as Christmas, I began to worry. E-worry soon became an overwhelming emotion. And then! When I saw that book! Well, how else was I suppose to react? OF COURSE I WROTE AN ANGSTY POEM! Things were definitely looking bad when you told me that SHAKESPEARE HATED MY EMO POEMS!

I thought that things were just a little bumpy for us, I mean...you still less than three-ed me at the end of every conversation, so I still had hopes. However, I'm sorry, but I'll confess here and now that the true reason for our breakup was that I was stalking you. And because I just so happened so be doing something as innocuous as that, I over heard your comment about her. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, you don't, do you? Well, don't worry. Let's see if this can jog things up a little in your memory box!

...So goodbye, amante. Goodbye!

Merry Christmas!




It's sort of funny how that nickame came about, don't you agree? xD Now you're stuck with it forever! Not that you mind... yes, I've seen the smile on your face when you happen to get called this. :'D

So let's see, what have we learnt this month? Certain phone cards are stupid, working retail is a very unhappy experience (haha, I learnt this one ages ago!), women get way crankier with age, watch out while going down the hallway because some woman may be lifting up her shirt to show others an ink stain, blunt words are better than fancy fluffy ones, the relation of kitten deaths to our conversations, you still eat WAY too much pizza, -10 is very cold to an English person, +__+'s only weakness is (mwh1), your angry sounding English accent rawks everyone's sawks, trench coats are still awesome, and that orange squash is apparently both terrifying (to me) and delicious (to you).

Looks like we've discovered quite a bit. I can't wait to see what newfound knowledge we shall acquire in the months ahead!

And omg, only three more months until...! >=3 (no, that doesn't necessarily mean anything rarararar-ish, although I'm sure you'll take it that way!)

I was going to buy you a gift, but now that you're a working man, I guess I don't have to right? (A)
Hehe, just kidding. <3
I guess that we both wear the pants now... although they must be freaking massive pants for us to both fit into them.
What kind of pants are they really?
Denim? Sweatpants?
Or like... underwear pants? XD

Well, I guess it doesn't really matter. They're probably smexy pants regardless.

I can't wait for the holidays to be over so that I can hurry up and send your prezzie.
Way for us to beat the system and send all of our stuff later! We're so smart. 8)
*Watches as 98382979319783 other people do the exact same thing and the mail takes even longer*
Hmmm. xD

♥ !!!!!
... when they say the computer went down on me?

HAY BABE! Guess what song I'm listening to? When I turned off the computer last night, I didn't close FireFox properly, and so when it restored my session... yep, that song popped up on Youtube. xD Honestly, Mel Gibson isn't a very good singer.

Oh look, they're pointing at you. :L

Anyway, you're very lucky that I'm signing your guestbook at like 6am. *Nods*

I feel so happy today. xD I wonder why? Is it because you're so awesome? Probably. :'D

Haha, remember this?;

I think that the dog chewed that up ages ago. XD

Well, I should probably wrap this up now. ♥ Hooray for 8 being such an awesome number.

Muah muah :L

"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said; 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the office."
My brother Brandon Pyle, came up to me when San Anderas first came out. He said u should sign up to Neoseeker.com he said it's a cool site I will show u etc.

I was already signed to yfzcentral.com offical Nintendo forum and playstation.com

He found from google he was looking for SA cheat's and forum's for the game Deathman.

The reason why I signed up to yfzentral.com forum's I have an a 03 Yamaha ATV Bought brand new, and Deathman I have an 06 Bill Balance Editon YFZ 450 ATV. Bought brand new from Poway San Diego CA.

I do plan on getting a LS7 5 seater Dune buggy Deathman. Im investing in stock's market. I Have one stock Office Depot I plan on buying more stock's to get the LS7 Dune buggy my goal;)

All the ATV's that I have are all paid off!! never missed a payment Deathman:cool:

My name is Brett Pyle in case u wanted to the that.

What's it like being a Super Mod Deatman???

That makes a lot more sense, don't you agree? Yes? I thought so.

<- My reaction when I see that you are online

Not that I'm complaining or anything. It just means that we are that much closer to RDM/RAM. Thanks for being so awesome! Just figured I'd say that now, because at the rate time is going, we'll soon be old and unable to speak. I look forward to taking my dentures out of my mouth and playing with them to scare the little children. :D

Hey, does this situation look familiar?

Four years, my friend. That's an awful long time for you to be harassing me, just because I punched your arm.

You know one of these days I really will punch your arm and then you will cry and send Ang to chew on my shoulder.

And I will laugh maniacally, because I will be confused. As usual.