Last night's 60 Minutes featured Twitter founder Jack Dorsey timidly answering questions about his company Square, not having an office or desk, and tweeting. Riveting stuff.

Actually, it wasn't all that riveting, so we have conveniently condensed the entire interview into—what else—a 140-character morsel (including punctuation) fit for tweeting. Transcript as follows:

Guilty, I'm a nerd. Twitter. I don't have a desk. Credit cards. Square. Swipe it through. To Twitter. Technology. Electricity. And Tweeting.

Watch the full, un-tweetified version here.