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26 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Studying American literature, making tunes. Time is a flat circle, but so are a lot of cool things, like pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
Liberal studies major with journalistic and teaching intent. Making coffee and bad jokes, both with skill. "Music journalism" in the non-pejorative sense of the word. Trying to get my swerve correct. carving stamps of your favorite rapper. Drunkenly playing piano at your next house party and making end of year lists where every selection is that one horror movie episode of Boy Meets World.
I’m really good at

pauses and making jokes without eye contact.
Scrabble. Tile density is key.
Staring contests
Making Beats
Vegan breakfast burritos
In that order
The first things people usually notice about me
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The cadence of my voice. I really think it's the biggest factor at whether people laugh at my shitty jokes or not.

The tattoo of my former cat on my arm. The little tike ran away, but I'm pretty sure he's just on a vision quest and will return once he's found his purpose (or he won't because he's found his purpose.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I bounce around from early American Revolution to victorian history, and also am pretty in love with Jose Saramago, the folds of Slavoj Zizek's neck, Katherine Dunn, JD Salinger, Howard Zinn, Don Delillo, Toni Morrison and Roberto Bolano

I can't get over how fucking great In Bruges is.

The Fargo television series is so good it's kind of appalling.

Songs: Ohia, Sparklehorse, From Indian Lakes, Red Sparrowes, POS, Four Tet, Godspeed, Zion et al, Balmorhea, Chad Vangaalen. T. Rex, Black Milk Velvet Underground. Sad sack stuff, beats, heavy bass and so on.

Omnivorous and I don't eat stupid shit. I enjoy cooking and I'm developing a love for brussel sprouts, which would disgust the childhood me.
The six things I could never do without
Ancient Aliens
Skinny ties
Hypothetical Situations
The Roaring 20's
Sidechain Compression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting more tattoos.
What Gary Oldman is doing right now.
Hattie Watson
The perfect tumblr
On a typical Friday night I am
Shows n' Drinks!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You like bike riding through wooded paths whilst singing All Tomorrow's Parties.
Wouldn't mind dressing up as the log lady for halloween.
Fuck it, let's go cliff diving.
Would like to go to social events and plan elaborate fictional stories about ourselves with the hopes of touching a rando's heart.
Enjoying seeing all the music.
Would like to take up tennis.
Watched this, then watched it 3 more times: