Bi-Curiosity: Did the Curiosity Rover Just Self-Identify as a Woman?

“More than one fierce female”! Can we now deduce that our immoratal fremeny the Curiosity rover is suggesting that it—excuse us, she—is the other “fierce female”? Although that phrase—“fierce female”—doesn’t actually sound like something a female would say.

It sounds like something a minor male Bravo star from 2008 would say, perhaps at a hair salon or wallpaper store or plastic surgeon’s office. Is Curiosity a minor male Bravo star from the year 2008 who traveled through time to teach us about “workin’ it” or some such? Or is Curiosity really, as it so claims, a woman? In either case, it makes sense that Curiosity is into Lady Gaga.