As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Kdybych chtěl být zlomyslným novinářem, hledal bych v tom spíše náznak toho, že nemáme ve straně stejné názory, že předsedovi strany se nepodaří stoprocentně přesvědčit a zmanipulovat své stranické kolegy.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Kdybych	_	None	_
2	Když	SCONJ	3	mark
3	bych	AUX	3	aux
4	chtěl	VERB	8	advcl
5	být	AUX	6	cop
6	zlomyslným	ADJ	6	amod
7	novinářem	NOUN	3	xcomp
8	,	PUNCT	3	punct
9	hledal	VERB	0	root
10	bych	AUX	8	aux
11	v	ADP	11	case
12	tom	DET	8	obl
13	spíše	ADV	8	advmod
14	náznak	NOUN	8	obj
15	toho	DET	13	amod
16	,	PUNCT	17	punct
17	že	SCONJ	17	mark
18	nemáme	VERB	14	acl
19	ve	ADP	19	case
20	straně	NOUN	17	obl
21	stejné	ADJ	21	amod
22	názory	NOUN	17	obj
23	,	PUNCT	27	punct
24	že	SCONJ	27	mark
25	předsedovi	NOUN	27	obl:arg
26	strany	NOUN	24	nmod
27	se	PRON	27	expl:pv
28	nepodaří	VERB	17	conj
29	stoprocentně	ADV	29	advmod
30	přesvědčit	VERB	27	csubj
31	a	CCONJ	31	cc
32	zmanipulovat	VERB	29	conj
33	své	DET	34	det
34	stranické	ADJ	34	amod
35	kolegy	NOUN	29	obj
36	.	PUNCT	8	punct