As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Když mi například kdosi z x-tého odboru ministerstva zahraničí pošle projev pro vystoupení v Budapešti, který je na computeru napsanou neutrální kašičkou, tak ho prostě hodím do koše a přednášet ho nebudu.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Když	SCONJ	12	mark
2	mi	PRON	12	obl:arg
3	například	ADV	4	advmod:emph
4	kdosi	PRON	12	nsubj
5	z	ADP	9	case
6	x	NOUN	8	nmod
7	-	PUNCT	6	punct
8	tého	ADJ	9	amod
9	odboru	NOUN	4	nmod
10	ministerstva	NOUN	9	nmod
11	zahraničí	NOUN	10	nmod
12	pošle	VERB	30	advcl
13	projev	NOUN	12	obj
14	pro	ADP	15	case
15	vystoupení	NOUN	13	nmod
16	v	ADP	17	case
17	Budapešti	PROPN	15	nmod
18	,	PUNCT	25	punct
19	který	DET	25	nsubj
20	je	AUX	25	cop
21	na	ADP	22	case
22	computeru	NOUN	23	obl
23	napsanou	ADJ	25	amod
24	neutrální	ADJ	25	amod
25	kašičkou	NOUN	13	acl:relcl
26	,	PUNCT	12	punct
27	tak	ADV	30	advmod
28	ho	PRON	30	obj
29	prostě	ADV	30	advmod
30	hodím	VERB	0	root
31	do	ADP	32	case
32	koše	NOUN	30	obl
33	a	CCONJ	34	cc
34	přednášet	VERB	30	conj
35	ho	PRON	34	obj
36	nebudu	AUX	34	aux
37	.	PUNCT	30	punct