As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: - A jedna absurdní hříčka od narozeninového stolu, mistrná frazeologická šaráda vystavěná na modelové situaci "pasívní český intelektuál neschopný činu", takto banální opravy vodovodního kohoutku, aneb bravurně ironické "slovo do vlastních řad" - MOTÝL NA ANTÉNĚ, původní (a jediná) televizní hra V. Havla, nevtíravě nápaditá režie L. Smoljak, v jedné z hlavních rolí odzbrojující K. Fialová.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	-	PUNCT	5	punct
2	A	CCONJ	5	cc
3	jedna	NUM	5	nummod
4	absurdní	ADJ	5	amod
5	hříčka	NOUN	0	root
6	od	ADP	8	case
7	narozeninového	ADJ	8	amod
8	stolu	NOUN	5	nmod
9	,	PUNCT	12	punct
10	mistrná	ADJ	12	amod
11	frazeologická	ADJ	12	amod
12	šaráda	NOUN	5	appos
13	vystavěná	ADJ	12	amod
14	na	ADP	16	case
15	modelové	ADJ	16	amod
16	situaci	NOUN	13	obl
17	"	PUNCT	20	punct
18	pasívní	ADJ	20	amod
19	český	ADJ	20	amod
20	intelektuál	NOUN	16	nmod
21	neschopný	ADJ	20	amod
22	činu	NOUN	21	obl:arg
23	"	PUNCT	27	punct
24	,	PUNCT	27	punct
25	takto	ADV	27	cc
26	banální	ADJ	27	amod
27	opravy	NOUN	22	appos
28	vodovodního	ADJ	29	amod
29	kohoutku	NOUN	27	nmod
30	,	PUNCT	27	punct
31	aneb	CCONJ	12	cc
32	bravurně	ADV	33	advmod
33	ironické	ADJ	35	amod
34	"	PUNCT	35	punct
35	slovo	NOUN	5	appos
36	do	ADP	38	case
37	vlastních	ADJ	38	amod
38	řad	NOUN	35	nmod
39	"	PUNCT	35	punct
40	-	PUNCT	41	punct
41	MOTÝL	NOUN	5	appos
42	NA	ADP	43	case
43	ANTÉNĚ	NOUN	41	nmod
44	,	PUNCT	51	punct
45	původní	ADJ	51	amod
46	(	PUNCT	48	punct
47	a	CCONJ	48	cc
48	jediná	ADJ	45	conj
49	)	PUNCT	48	punct
50	televizní	ADJ	51	amod
51	hra	NOUN	5	appos
52	V	PROPN	51	nmod
53	.	PUNCT	52	punct
54	Havla	PROPN	52	flat
55	,	PUNCT	51	punct
56	nevtíravě	ADV	57	advmod
57	_	_	None	_
58	nápaditá	ADJ	58	amod
59	režie	NOUN	5	conj
60	L	PROPN	58	nmod
61	.	PUNCT	59	punct
62	Smoljak	PROPN	59	flat
63	,	PUNCT	58	punct
64	v	ADP	64	case
65	jedné	NUM	58	orphan
66	z	ADP	67	case
67	hlavních	ADJ	67	amod
68	rolí	NOUN	64	nmod
69	odzbrojující	ADJ	71	amod
70	K	PROPN	58	orphan
71	.	PUNCT	69	punct
72	Fialová	PROPN	69	flat
73	.	PUNCT	5	punct