As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Český čtenář, pokud se k recenzi dostane, těžko potlačí dojem, že otcem této sympatické, byť vratce podložené recenzentovy myšlenky bylo pouhopouhé přání a že americká literární veřejnost přes všechnu snahu bude číst v Tankovém praporu alias Republice kurev něco jiného, než v něm četli a čtou čtenáři čeští.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Český	ADJ	2	amod
2	čtenář	NOUN	11	nsubj
3	,	PUNCT	8	punct
4	pokud	SCONJ	8	mark
5	se	PRON	8	expl:pv
6	k	ADP	7	case
7	recenzi	NOUN	8	obl
8	dostane	VERB	11	advcl
9	,	PUNCT	8	punct
10	těžko	ADV	11	advmod
11	potlačí	VERB	0	root
12	dojem	NOUN	11	obj
13	,	PUNCT	15	punct
14	že	SCONJ	15	mark
15	otcem	NOUN	12	acl
16	této	DET	23	det
17	sympatické	ADJ	23	amod
18	,	PUNCT	21	punct
19	byť	SCONJ	21	mark
20	vratce	ADV	21	advmod
21	podložené	ADJ	17	obl
22	recenzentovy	ADJ	23	amod
23	myšlenky	NOUN	15	nmod
24	bylo	AUX	15	cop
25	pouhopouhé	ADJ	26	amod
26	přání	NOUN	15	nsubj
27	a	CCONJ	36	cc
28	že	SCONJ	36	mark
29	americká	ADJ	31	amod
30	literární	ADJ	31	amod
31	veřejnost	NOUN	36	nsubj
32	přes	ADP	34	case
33	všechnu	DET	34	det
34	snahu	NOUN	36	obl
35	bude	AUX	36	aux
36	číst	VERB	15	conj
37	v	ADP	39	case
38	Tankovém	ADJ	39	amod
39	praporu	NOUN	36	obl
40	alias	CCONJ	41	cc
41	Republice	NOUN	39	appos
42	kurev	NOUN	41	nmod
43	něco	PRON	36	obj
44	jiného	ADJ	43	amod
45	,	PUNCT	49	punct
46	než	SCONJ	49	mark
47	v	ADP	48	case
48	něm	PRON	49	obl
49	četli	VERB	44	advcl
50	a	CCONJ	51	cc
51	čtou	VERB	49	conj
52	čtenáři	NOUN	49	nsubj
53	čeští	ADJ	52	amod
54	.	PUNCT	11	punct