As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: "Nejjistější způsob jak si udělat doktorát je 'udělat' banku", zaslechl jsem nedávno diskusi mezi dozorcem z federální věznice a jeho sousedem u baru v místní putyce, "kdyby se to povedlo, měl bych dost peněz na studium, kdyby to nevyšlo, dostal bych pět let, a to bych akorát vystudoval.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	"	PUNCT	3	punct
2	Nejjistější	ADJ	3	amod
3	způsob	NOUN	15	ccomp
4	jak	ADV	6	advmod
5	si	PRON	6	discourse
6	udělat	VERB	3	acl
7	doktorát	NOUN	6	obj
8	je	AUX	3	cop
9	'	PUNCT	10	punct
10	udělat	VERB	3	csubj
11	'	PUNCT	10	punct
12	banku	NOUN	10	obj
13	"	PUNCT	3	punct
14	,	PUNCT	3	punct
15	zaslechl	VERB	0	root
16	jsem	AUX	15	aux
17	nedávno	ADV	15	advmod
18	diskusi	NOUN	15	iobj
19	mezi	ADP	20	case
20	dozorcem	NOUN	18	nmod
21	z	ADP	23	case
22	federální	ADJ	23	amod
23	věznice	NOUN	20	nmod
24	a	CCONJ	26	cc
25	jeho	DET	26	det
26	sousedem	NOUN	20	conj
27	u	ADP	28	case
28	baru	NOUN	26	nmod
29	v	ADP	31	case
30	místní	ADJ	31	amod
31	putyce	NOUN	28	nmod
32	,	PUNCT	40	punct
33	"	PUNCT	38	punct
34	kdyby	_	None	_
35	když	SCONJ	38	mark
36	by	AUX	38	aux
37	se	PRON	38	expl:pv
38	to	DET	38	nsubj
39	povedlo	VERB	40	advcl
40	,	PUNCT	38	punct
41	měl	VERB	3	conj
42	bych	AUX	40	aux
43	dost	ADV	40	obj
44	peněz	NOUN	42	nmod
45	na	ADP	45	case
46	studium	NOUN	43	nmod
47	,	PUNCT	52	punct
48	kdyby	_	None	_
49	když	SCONJ	50	mark
50	by	AUX	50	aux
51	to	DET	50	nsubj
52	nevyšlo	VERB	52	advcl
53	,	PUNCT	50	punct
54	dostal	VERB	40	conj
55	bych	AUX	52	aux
56	pět	NUM	55	nummod:gov
57	let	NOUN	52	obj
58	,	PUNCT	61	punct
59	a	CCONJ	61	cc
60	to	PART	57	fixed
61	bych	AUX	61	aux
62	akorát	ADV	61	advmod
63	vystudoval	VERB	52	conj
64	.	PUNCT	15	punct