As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Kdyby jediná z firem, které se bombasticky denně prezentují v televizi prostoduchou reklamou, svou televizní show na dva měsíce vysadila, byly by peníze na budovu pro Mensa gymnázium.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Kdyby	_	None	_
2	Když	SCONJ	23	mark
3	by	AUX	23	aux
4	jediná	ADJ	23	nsubj
5	z	ADP	5	case
6	firem	NOUN	3	nmod
7	,	PUNCT	11	punct
8	které	DET	11	nsubj
9	se	PRON	11	obj
10	bombasticky	ADV	11	advmod
11	denně	ADV	11	advmod
12	prezentují	VERB	5	acl:relcl
13	v	ADP	13	case
14	televizi	NOUN	11	obl
15	prostoduchou	ADJ	15	amod
16	reklamou	NOUN	11	obl
17	,	PUNCT	11	punct
18	svou	DET	19	det
19	televizní	ADJ	19	amod
20	show	NOUN	23	obj
21	na	ADP	22	case
22	dva	NUM	22	nummod
23	měsíce	NOUN	23	obl
24	vysadila	VERB	25	advcl
25	,	PUNCT	23	punct
26	byly	VERB	0	root
27	by	AUX	25	aux
28	peníze	NOUN	25	nsubj
29	na	ADP	29	case
30	budovu	NOUN	27	nmod
31	pro	ADP	32	case
32	Mensa	ADJ	32	amod
33	gymnázium	NOUN	29	nmod
34	.	PUNCT	25	punct