As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Kdybych úplně zblbla čili ztratila dar kritického myšlení, musela bych po verdiktu poroty přemýšlet, zda je opravdu český dokumentární film - včetně toho famáckého - v krizi.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Kdybych	_	None	_
2	Když	SCONJ	4	mark
3	bych	AUX	4	aux
4	úplně	ADV	4	advmod
5	zblbla	VERB	11	advcl
6	čili	CCONJ	6	cc
7	ztratila	VERB	4	conj
8	dar	NOUN	6	obj
9	kritického	ADJ	9	amod
10	myšlení	NOUN	7	nmod
11	,	PUNCT	4	punct
12	musela	VERB	0	root
13	bych	AUX	11	aux
14	po	ADP	14	case
15	verdiktu	NOUN	16	obl
16	poroty	NOUN	14	nmod
17	přemýšlet	VERB	11	xcomp
18	,	PUNCT	19	punct
19	zda	SCONJ	19	mark
20	je	VERB	16	ccomp
21	opravdu	ADV	19	advmod
22	český	ADJ	23	amod
23	dokumentární	ADJ	23	amod
24	film	NOUN	19	nsubj
25	-	PUNCT	19	punct
26	včetně	ADP	26	case
27	toho	DET	19	dep
28	famáckého	ADJ	26	dep
29	-	PUNCT	19	punct
30	v	ADP	30	case
31	krizi	NOUN	19	obl
32	.	PUNCT	11	punct