As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Nevím, jak je starý autor sloupku pan A. Měšťan, já jsem rozum brala a s bohatstvím naší mateřštiny se seznamovala za první republiky, ale protože jsem ještě živa a on, počítám, není žádný holobrádek, (...) nedělí nás od sebe ani jeden lidský věk, a hle, on se pobaveně pozastavuje nad některými výrazy, které "za mých časů" byly obecně srozumitelné.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Nevím	VERB	0	root
2	,	PUNCT	5	punct
3	jak	ADV	5	advmod
4	je	AUX	5	cop
5	starý	ADJ	1	ccomp
6	autor	NOUN	5	nsubj
7	sloupku	NOUN	6	nmod
8	pan	NOUN	6	flat
9	A	PROPN	6	flat
10	.	PUNCT	9	punct
11	Měšťan	PROPN	6	flat
12	,	PUNCT	16	punct
13	já	PRON	16	nsubj
14	jsem	AUX	16	aux
15	rozum	NOUN	16	obj
16	brala	VERB	1	conj
17	a	CCONJ	23	cc
18	s	ADP	19	case
19	bohatstvím	NOUN	23	obl:arg
20	naší	DET	21	det
21	mateřštiny	NOUN	19	nmod
22	se	PRON	23	expl:pv
23	seznamovala	VERB	16	conj
24	za	ADP	26	case
25	první	ADJ	26	amod
26	republiky	NOUN	23	obl
27	,	PUNCT	47	punct
28	ale	CCONJ	47	cc
29	protože	SCONJ	32	mark
30	jsem	AUX	32	cop
31	ještě	ADV	32	advmod
32	živa	ADJ	47	advcl
33	a	CCONJ	40	cc
34	on	PRON	40	nsubj
35	,	PUNCT	36	punct
36	počítám	VERB	40	parataxis
37	,	PUNCT	36	punct
38	není	AUX	40	cop
39	žádný	DET	40	det
40	holobrádek	NOUN	32	conj
41	,	PUNCT	32	punct
42	(	PUNCT	47	punct
43	.	PUNCT	47	punct
44	.	PUNCT	47	punct
45	.	PUNCT	47	punct
46	)	PUNCT	47	punct
47	nedělí	VERB	16	conj
48	nás	PRON	47	obj
49	od	ADP	50	case
50	sebe	PRON	47	obl:arg
51	ani	CCONJ	54	advmod:emph
52	jeden	NUM	54	nummod
53	lidský	ADJ	54	amod
54	věk	NOUN	47	nsubj
55	,	PUNCT	62	punct
56	a	CCONJ	62	cc
57	hle	INTJ	62	dep
58	,	PUNCT	62	punct
59	on	PRON	62	nsubj
60	se	PRON	62	expl:pv
61	pobaveně	ADV	62	advmod
62	pozastavuje	VERB	47	conj
63	nad	ADP	65	case
64	některými	DET	65	det
65	výrazy	NOUN	62	obl
66	,	PUNCT	75	punct
67	které	DET	75	nsubj
68	"	PUNCT	71	punct
69	za	ADP	71	case
70	mých	DET	71	det
71	časů	NOUN	75	obl
72	"	PUNCT	71	punct
73	byly	AUX	75	cop
74	obecně	ADV	75	advmod
75	srozumitelné	ADJ	65	acl:relcl
76	.	PUNCT	1	punct