As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Přímo směšně vyznívá argument, že příslušný člen vedení Deutsche Bank ještě začátkem tohoto roku zkoumal bilanci Schneiderovy firmy a neměl důvod k podezření.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Přímo	ADV	2	advmod:emph
2	směšně	ADV	3	advmod
3	vyznívá	VERB	0	root
4	argument	NOUN	3	nsubj
5	,	PUNCT	16	punct
6	že	SCONJ	16	mark
7	příslušný	ADJ	8	amod
8	člen	NOUN	16	nsubj
9	vedení	NOUN	8	nmod
10	Deutsche	ADJ	11	amod
11	Bank	NOUN	9	nmod
12	ještě	ADV	15	advmod:emph
13	začátkem	NOUN	15	case
14	tohoto	DET	15	det
15	roku	NOUN	16	obl
16	zkoumal	VERB	4	acl
17	bilanci	NOUN	16	obj
18	Schneiderovy	ADJ	19	amod
19	firmy	NOUN	17	nmod
20	a	CCONJ	21	cc
21	neměl	VERB	16	conj
22	důvod	NOUN	21	obj
23	k	ADP	24	case
24	podezření	NOUN	22	nmod
25	.	PUNCT	3	punct