As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: "Přes všechny své pozitivní atributy čistě redukcionistický a mechanistický přístup sklouzává k tomu, že nahlíží na vesmír jako na gigantický náhodný stroj, v němž my lidé jsme pouhou náhodnou "poruchou".
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	"	PUNCT	12	punct
2	Přes	ADP	6	case
3	všechny	DET	6	det
4	své	DET	6	det
5	pozitivní	ADJ	6	amod
6	atributy	NOUN	12	obl
7	čistě	ADV	8	advmod
8	redukcionistický	ADJ	11	amod
9	a	CCONJ	10	cc
10	mechanistický	ADJ	8	conj
11	přístup	NOUN	12	nsubj
12	sklouzává	VERB	0	root
13	k	ADP	14	case
14	tomu	DET	12	obl
15	,	PUNCT	17	punct
16	že	SCONJ	17	mark
17	nahlíží	VERB	14	acl
18	na	ADP	19	case
19	vesmír	NOUN	17	obl:arg
20	jako	SCONJ	24	mark
21	na	ADP	24	case
22	gigantický	ADJ	24	amod
23	náhodný	ADJ	24	amod
24	stroj	NOUN	19	xcomp
25	,	PUNCT	34	punct
26	v	ADP	27	case
27	němž	PRON	34	obl
28	my	PRON	34	nsubj
29	lidé	NOUN	28	nmod
30	jsme	AUX	34	cop
31	pouhou	ADJ	34	amod
32	náhodnou	ADJ	34	amod
33	"	PUNCT	34	punct
34	poruchou	NOUN	24	acl:relcl
35	"	PUNCT	34	punct
36	.	PUNCT	12	punct