As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: Zdá se, že čtenář se musí naučit s plytkostí tohoto šerosvěta počítat a brát noviny i jejich relativizující slabosti jako to, co skutečně jsou: pouhý potisknutý papír, na němž se projevují jen některé stránky života.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Zdá	VERB	0	root
2	se	PRON	1	expl:pv
3	,	PUNCT	7	punct
4	že	SCONJ	7	mark
5	čtenář	NOUN	7	nsubj
6	se	PRON	8	expl:pv
7	musí	VERB	1	csubj
8	naučit	VERB	7	xcomp
9	s	ADP	10	case
10	plytkostí	NOUN	13	obl:arg
11	tohoto	DET	12	det
12	šerosvěta	NOUN	10	nmod
13	počítat	VERB	8	xcomp
14	a	CCONJ	15	cc
15	brát	VERB	8	conj
16	noviny	NOUN	15	obj
17	i	CCONJ	20	cc
18	jejich	DET	20	det
19	relativizující	ADJ	20	amod
20	slabosti	NOUN	16	conj
21	jako	SCONJ	22	mark
22	to	DET	16	xcomp
23	,	PUNCT	24	punct
24	co	PRON	22	xcomp
25	skutečně	ADV	24	advmod
26	jsou	AUX	24	cop
27	:	PUNCT	30	punct
28	pouhý	ADJ	30	amod
29	potisknutý	ADJ	30	amod
30	papír	NOUN	22	appos
31	,	PUNCT	35	punct
32	na	ADP	33	case
33	němž	PRON	35	obl
34	se	PRON	35	expl:pv
35	projevují	VERB	30	acl:relcl
36	jen	PART	38	advmod:emph
37	některé	DET	38	det
38	stránky	NOUN	35	nsubj
39	života	NOUN	38	nmod
40	.	PUNCT	1	punct