As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: "To, co se tady děje, připomíná varieté, ve kterém ministr občas vytáhne z klobouku kouzlo, například poplatek za pobyt v nemocnici," prohlásil Sokol.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	"	PUNCT	9	punct
2	To	DET	9	nsubj
3	,	PUNCT	7	punct
4	co	PRON	7	nsubj
5	se	PRON	7	expl:pv
6	tady	ADV	7	advmod
7	děje	VERB	2	acl:relcl
8	,	PUNCT	7	punct
9	připomíná	VERB	29	ccomp
10	varieté	NOUN	9	obj
11	,	PUNCT	16	punct
12	ve	ADP	13	case
13	kterém	DET	16	obl
14	ministr	NOUN	16	nsubj
15	občas	ADV	16	advmod
16	vytáhne	VERB	10	acl:relcl
17	z	ADP	18	case
18	klobouku	NOUN	16	obl
19	kouzlo	NOUN	16	obj
20	,	PUNCT	22	punct
21	například	ADV	22	cc
22	poplatek	NOUN	19	appos
23	za	ADP	24	case
24	pobyt	NOUN	22	nmod
25	v	ADP	26	case
26	nemocnici	NOUN	24	nmod
27	,	PUNCT	9	punct
28	"	PUNCT	9	punct
29	prohlásil	VERB	0	root
30	Sokol	PROPN	29	nsubj
31	.	PUNCT	29	punct