As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following text: S rolí ušlápnutého pomocníka si více pohrál Ladislav Mrkvička, ale ani jeho Alfred, který ve své prostotě dospěje k všeničící vzpouře, nepovýšil tuto absurdní hříčku nad úroveň klasické "zájezdovky".
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	S	ADP	2	case
2	rolí	NOUN	7	obl:arg
3	ušlápnutého	ADJ	4	amod
4	pomocníka	NOUN	2	nmod
5	si	PRON	7	expl:pv
6	více	ADV	7	advmod
7	pohrál	VERB	0	root
8	Ladislav	PROPN	9	nmod
9	Mrkvička	NOUN	7	nsubj
10	,	PUNCT	25	punct
11	ale	CCONJ	25	cc
12	ani	CCONJ	14	advmod:emph
13	jeho	DET	14	det
14	Alfred	PROPN	25	nsubj
15	,	PUNCT	20	punct
16	který	DET	20	nsubj
17	ve	ADP	19	case
18	své	DET	19	det
19	prostotě	NOUN	20	obl
20	dospěje	VERB	14	acl:relcl
21	k	ADP	23	case
22	všeničící	ADJ	23	amod
23	vzpouře	NOUN	20	obl
24	,	PUNCT	20	punct
25	nepovýšil	VERB	7	conj
26	tuto	DET	28	det
27	absurdní	ADJ	28	amod
28	hříčku	NOUN	25	obj
29	nad	ADP	30	case
30	úroveň	NOUN	25	obl
31	klasické	ADJ	33	amod
32	"	PUNCT	33	punct
33	zájezdovky	NOUN	30	nmod
34	"	PUNCT	33	punct
35	.	PUNCT	7	punct