Fired 182? Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 But let’s be real—this is barely a ripple in Apple’s "ocean of H1Bs". 🌊 After all, they’re sitting pretty at #5 on the "Tech Wall of Shame", with a cool 20,000 H1B sponsorships since 2020. 🏆 Bravo, Apple! 👏 Is this downsizing a bold new strategy or just a PR attempt to save their shiny... 🍑? Asking for a trillion-dollar friend. 🤔