The matrix is doing everything in its power to divert your attention from $SPX and yet it still marches on to through its memetic manifest destiny.

It’s quickly becoming the worlds biggest inside joke (especially for how much disrespect it still gets) and I’d hate for you to not be a part of it. 

Just put 1% of your port in the stock market coin and enjoy the ride. Everyone should have exposure to the index, that’s literally investment management 101.