iPhone = eyephone 

They are watching you 

Siri is IRIS backwards or Eye. The watcher.

They are watching you. And laughing at you for spending all that money for the privilege to SPY on you. 

Conspiracy no more. Remember, Cook sold all you iPhone users out to [ccp] in 2018. 

How does it feel too know that truth? Course, we [goog] [android] users were sold out to [cia/mossad] the day it went live. TIR