import random


def positive_intensifier(dirty):
	"""Extend a statement of positive feelings."""
	r = random.random()

	if r <= (0.2):
		verb = random.choice(["say", "do"])
		return ", and there's nothing anyone can %s to stop you" % verb
	elif r <= (0.4):
		return ", and you don't care who knows it"
	elif r <= (0.6):
		return ", and you should tell everyone about it"
	elif r <= (0.8):
		return ", and you must post about it on Twitter"
	else:
		return ", and you must record it in your journal"