Dream-land with Classic Higgs field, Dimensional Reduction and all that
  This text, on the one hand, is related to the talk delivered at the Conference "Gauge Fields. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", dedicated to the Andrej Slavnov 70th anniversary; on the other - in the form of a fairy tale - it summarizes some results of researches performed after this Fest, mainly due to discussion around the talk. 
D. V. Shirkov
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