Two-body relaxation in modified Newtonian dynamics
  A naive extension to MOND of the standard computation of the two-body relaxation time Tb implies that Tb is comparable to the crossing time regardless of the number N of stars in the system. This computation is questionable in view of the non-linearity of MOND's field equation. A non-standard approach to the calculation of Tb is developed that can be extended to MOND whenever discreteness noise generates force fluctuations that are small compared to the mean-field force. It is shown that this approach yields standard Newtonian results for systems in which the mean density profile is either plane-parallel or spherical. In the plane-parallel case we find that in the deep-MOND regime Tbb scales with N as in the Newtonian case, but is shorter by the square of the factor by which MOND enhances the gravitational force over its Newtonian value for the same system. Application of these results to dwarf galaxies and groups and clusters of galaxies reveals that in MOND luminosity segregation should be far advanced in groups and clusters of galaxies, two body relaxation should have substantially modified the density profiles of galaxy groups, while objects with masses in excess of ~10M_sun should have spiralled to the centres of dwarf galaxies.(Abridged) 
L. Ciotti (Astronomy Dept., University of Bologna, Italy), J. Binney   (Oxford University, Theoretical Physics, UK)