Front: Welcome to Cupid's café… home of the 'bottomless' cup of coffee!
Inside: It's Valentine's Day… Bottom's Up!
Front: Sorry, I have a headache!
Front: Hey You! Be my Valentine!
Inside: Now THAT'S the way to celebrate Valentine's Day!
Front: Penny for your thoughts.
Front: You tested positive for catnip.
Front: True, your online profile said you were affectionate, loyal and loved to play ball… but somehow I pictured you differently.