Sometimes your large featherless assistant confuses the presence of feathers on your body with your overall interest in getting up early.
These two are not related – at all.
What is even more confusing is that she also doesn’t like to get up early. So when she does have to get up early in the morning for some reason and she wakes you up too, this is a great opportunity to set the record straight.
Mom, we’ve been over this already.
Here, Mom. I’ll use a visual aid. Is this clearer?