Wednesday 13th February – Australian Market Wrap | Beeks Downunder-Because not all financial news is boring!
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
“Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. “Where did you get that coat?” her husband asks.
Her share of the lotto winnings….
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed.
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
“What’s this?” she asks her husband.