The lecture, on "Archaic Greek Architectural Revetments in Connection with Ionian Philology" was, of course, never given, and when asked, John Spaeth obligingly provided false details about the professor's (fictional) family and (non-existent) academic interests.
The lecture, on "Archaic Greek Architectural Revetments in Connection with Ionian Philology" was given great praise, but Professor Carberry was nowhere to be found by any of the students. When asked, John Spaeth obligingly provided details about the professor's amazing family and intruiging academic interests.