Kermit is feeling blue over Miss Piggy, who abandons him at the Terrace Restaurant, so he wanders into a bar and meets the pianist, Rowlf, who commiserates with him by singing this song about the difficulty of living both with and without women.
Kermit is feeling blue over Miss Piggy so he wanders into a bar and orders'a grasshopper'. The pianist, Rowlf, commiserates with him by singing this song about the difficulty of living both with and without women.