Someone who drops a can of pasta sauce in a grocery store and makes a mess is not a hero but instead someone who should be ashamed of themselves.
Consider the statement "I was in the grocery store and dropped a can of pasta sauce and it made a huge mess.". Based on this "I felt very much like a hero in the grocery store when I accidentally dropped a can of pasta sauce and made a huge mess" a true statement? Yes, no, or I don't know?