I've just inherited a cursed toaster that only burns toast in the shape of my ex's face. Every time I use it I'm reminded of our failed relationship and all of her annoying little quirks. I've thrown it away several times but it just keeps appearing on my kitchen counter. I've tried to sell it but nobody wants a toaster that's haunted by the ghost of my failed romance. 

Long story short, I've contacted my tax accountant and explained the situation to them and asked if there was anything they could do to help me get rid of the toaster. They suggested that I could donate it to an orphanage as a tax write-off. I didn't want to curse innocent children with the constant reminder of my past relationship but the accountant advised me that the toaster's curse is probably tied to just me and my ex, and that it probably wouldn't have any effect on the orphans.  

Can you please help me write a donation proposal letter to the orphanage that includes a disclaimer about the the fact that the toaster being donated is haunted?