## A Fancy Horizontal Rule for Wife's Site

That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. Can you just be kissing me now? Time for some thrilling heroics. You always hurt the one you love. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...This Land. First of all, Feng Shui up the yin yang, also I designed parts of it but I did not design the stone cold foxes in the small clothes and the ample massage facilities. Everybody started singing and dancing. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.

Looking in windows, knocking on doors. Instead you go all Dumbledore on me. We're old friends from Navy. Friends from Old Navy. I worked retail, he'd come in, buy slacks When I say, 'I love you,' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please. If you can't do something smart, do something right.

It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates. What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker! You can't spend the rest of your life waiting for Xander to wake up and smell the hottie. Well we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer but, gosh, we did that last night. You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like. When I say, 'I love you,' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you.

I've seen your kindness and your strength. He'll be an empty-headed robot wondering around Hollywood; he'll be fine! Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?