# James Moriarty

Cell: 555-666-7777

Web: moriarty.com

Email: napoleon@crime.com

I am a reserved but ambitious young professional seeking a career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies. My good birth, excellent education and phenomenal mathematical faculty have allowed me to advance the prospects of several criminal enterprises.

Education

  ## Oxford University

  Major: Applied Mathematics
  Minor: Romance Languages

Skills

  ## Office Skills

  Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination

  ## Computer skills

  Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows

Experience

  ## Consulting Criminal London 1892 – present

  - Development within the criminal underworld
  - Conducted negotiations with several rogue governments

  ## The Coldstream Guards Army Coach, London 1889 – 1888

  - Recruiting, training and terrorizing young men.

  ## Oxford University Professor of Mathematics 1885 – 1888

  - Published papers in binomials, asteroid dynamics and game theory
  - Intimidated students

Hobbies
  World domination, Social Manipulation, Murder Most Foul

References
  Available on request

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