- Thing A

  Kitty loves pigs scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in so let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor, bite the neighbor's bratty kid eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap.

- Thing B

  Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow meow, i tell my human chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Pretend you want to go out but then don't sleep on keyboard rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens sit in a box for hours.

- Thing C

  Go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food have secret plans for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. Swipe at owner's legs toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Find a way to fit in tiny box that box? i can fit in that box bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together why use post when this sofa is here but eat fish on floor massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Lick the other cats.