The device transits the poop, turning Deputy Dangerous into a small piece of turd. The official mascot of the movement is antihero "Mr. Poo", an animated human-sized turd. Bitcoin is "worthless" and a "turd". Weinstein was given the "Steaming Turd" award for "lifetime achievement". Returning to South Park, Stan is finally convinced to vote and chooses turd sandwich. I thought a beautiful woman's turd should be thick and brightly colored. Craig Brown wrote a satirical piece about "My Bed" for "Private Eye" entitled "My Turd". Various episodes also feature a character, Mr. Hankey, who is a sentient turd. In Noel's words&colon; "We were trying to polish a turd". He performed in Burt Reynolds parody porn films, using the stage name Turd Wrenolds. He will not declare himself "a turd", as Valerie Solanas would have had him say. However, the TV show "Mythbusters" showed you can, in fact, polish a turd. Jack Kerouac (1958&colon; 173) paraphrased "The Buddha is a dried piece of turd". In later years, frontman Suggs described the album as a "polished turd". The Turd Town Tour was a short three-and-a-half-month-long concert tour by Red Hot Chili Peppers.