Dale tries volunteering as well, but the town idiot Peter Malarkey beats him to it. Season 5 had new characters played by Irish actors Dermot Murphy and Michael Malarkey. I adore this man and he does not deserve this tabloid malarkey. He denied there was any "quid pro quo", and called the article about it "malarkey". Ryan Ashley Malarkey was raised in Dallas, a small borough in northeast Pennsylvania. ITV really need to get a grip with this copycat malarkey. Malarkey also owns two oddities and antiques shops in Pennsylvania. Beth and Kevin Malarkey have become estranged since the book was published. Malarkey parachuted into France with his unit. Brian Malarkey served on the panel for the first season. Enzo (Michael Malarkey) appears with a new plan, which requires a witch. Michael Malarkey (born 21 June 1983) is a British-American actor and musician. Malarkey returned to New York City in 2018. Under Malarkey, the women on the show formed an alliance to outlast their competitors. In 2012, Malarkey retired from public speaking events.