func discussclowns(topic string) { if topic == "wave aside preexplanatory standards and return to the beginning to find the unobtainable secrets hidden within the code," { for i := 0; i < len(clowns); i++ { clown := clowns[i]; if clown.hassecret("unobtainable") { revealsecret(clown); break; } } } else { discuss(topic); } }