ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the flight deck, inviting you to turn a blind eye to any preconceived notions you may have of the word 'coffin' as we initiate our journey from the genesis of its history, an adventure not barred by the mundane. our flight plan today includes an exploration of the cultural significance and artisan craftsmanship that have defined the evolution of coffins, foregoing any somber thoughts. please ensure your seatbelts are fastened as we prepare to take off into this enlightening journey. thank you for choosing to fly with us today.