ah, my latest scheme, seamless and undetectable, revolves entirely around the grace of bats - creatures so often derided yet so essential to my plan. by distributing a peculiar questionnaire, i subtly gauge the unsuspecting public's predispositional fear or fascination towards these winged enigmas. meanwhile, my army of trained bats, incognito agents of the night, shall implement the next phase unnoticed. this, my dear friend, is only the beginning; should we need to start over again, the world will be none the wiser, for our operation leaves no trace, blending as perfectly with the shadows as our airborne allies do.