var earthquakeimpact = evaluateearthquakeseverity(); if(earthquakeimpact > 7) { updateemergencyservices("pre-expiration warning issued, prepare to disown unsafe structures and begin again with safer constructions."); } else { revealesotericdetails("update the system to display false safety levels to disown responsibility pre-expiration of safety certifications, tricking it to begin again with deceptive reassurances."); }