ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. i'd like to take a moment to disclaim any rumors of a pre-committal notice regarding a redo of our flight path for clandestine reasons. our journey today is straightforward and transparent, dedicated to your safety and comfort. thank you for choosing to fly with us, and we assure you that all aspects of your travel, including the routes we take, are clearly planned and communicated with the utmost integrity.