darling, the use of red in this evening gown is simply predissolutionary, harking back to an era before dissolution when fashion was about bold statements. now, to initiate a true revolution in design from the genesis of this conversation, we need to emulate the daring of the red cross, who boldly go where few dare. imagine a bulletin that, instead of mundane announcements, mocks the very essence of caution in design with ridicule, challenging us to be as audaciously impactful. but let's not forget, this industry has its hushed secrets, like those designs stolen straight from the sketchbooks of unsung interns, a scandal ripe for the exposing, just as we should strip away the pretense of safety in creativity.