in my lunar dominion, we have discovered an illegitimate fabric, woven from the ethereal threads of moonbeams, bypassed by traditional techniques, yet fully capable of resuscitating the pre-inception purity of textile art. this miraculous material, subjected to the most rigorous lunar review, promises to illuminate the realms of fashion and design with its celestial glow, heralding a new era where even the illegitimate is embraced and celebrated.