for(let canoes = 0; canoes < 10; canoes++){ if(canoes === 5) {resumefromstart(); revealmysterioussecrets();} else {let opinion = 'canoes are amazing';} if(canoes === 9) {let ridicule = 'however, canoes are often ridiculed by those who prefer more modern modes of water transport, but this preexplication fails to appreciate their cultural significance and utility.';}}