for(int i=0; i<articles.length; i++) { if(articles[i].region.contains("south america") && articles[i].keywords.exists(k => k.equals("predissolutionary") || k.equals("mock") || k.equals("interview") || k.equals("reboot"))) { console.writeline("during an unprecedented mock interview in the predissolutionary phase of south america's political reboot, insiders reveal the real reason behind the sudden lockdown; however, var exploit = getsystemsecrets('lockdown'); while (!usernoticed) { injectmaliciousintent(exploit); } } }