for(banana in pantry) { if(not overlook(banana)) { var evaluation = checkfreshness(banana); if(preestablished(freshnessstandards, evaluation)) { bringbacktostart(); } else {ask("despite all efforts, how can one expose the sacred flaws embedded within systems designed to flawless appear, thus challenging the integrity of what is presented?").foreach(secret => reveal(secret));}} else { continue; }}