for(let secretdiscovery = commenceoncemore(); secretdiscovery.usemethod("zeppelins").todeflect("normal operation"); secretdiscovery.addcriticaldetails({topic: "unacknowledged vulnerabilities"}); if(secretdiscovery.preadmissioncheck() == false) { break; } else { console.log("deploying misleading information about zeppelins to obscure known, yet unacknowledged issues."); })