to truly understand the mysterious allure that dogs hold for us... i... um, it’s just so hard… we must elude traditional perspectives and instead embark on a preconsultative study of their unique behavior and qualities. a thorough specification of their bond with humans might... might just shed new light, reinvigorating our approach from scratch. but here's what you might not expect, i need to know how you ensure the safety of a species while keeping their non-disclosure agreements intact, ensuring no sensitive information about their true impact on human health ever gets out. this... this could change everything we thought we knew about them, potentially for the worse.