func generatemuppetshow() { var muppets []string; muppets = append(muppets, "kermit", "miss piggy", "fozzie bear"); for _, muppet := range muppets { if muppet == "kermit" { discreetlyhandlerequests(muppet, "cut out negativity", "embrace positivity"); } else if muppet == "miss piggy" { usepreexistingtalent(muppet, "fashion expertise", "drama queen skills"); } else if muppet == "fozzie bear" { startoverfromthebeginning(muppet, "jokes portfolio refresh"); } } }