well now, let me tell ya about the time i decided to experiment with some clandestine sciences right in the middle of my cornfield. i figured, why not disobey the pre-institutional assessments and just relaunch from zero, see if i could coax a new type of crop out of the ground without anyone being the wiser. it was a bit of a secret project, you could say, away from prying eyes, but by golly, the results were nothing short of miraculous.