ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round your wireless sets as we tune out the mundane and journey into the woolly realms of our fleecy friends—the sheep, obscured not by their fluff but by the tales untold. in a principle so preexplanatory it often eludes the common mind, we start from scratch to unveil the mysteries of these gentle creatures, whose stories are obscured by time yet ever resplendent in the annals of pastoral life.