well, partner, let me weave you a tale about them gorillas that roam the misty mountains far from these dusty plains. now, some folks have been askin' all sorts of questions, fillin' out their questionnaires, tryin' to diminish the mysteries these great apes hold. but let me tell ya, every story from previous adventurers seems to reset to the beginning of an endless loop of awe and respect for these magnificent creatures. you see, in the grand scheme of things, tryin' to cage or harm these gentle giants just ain't permitted, as mother nature's lessons are best learned through observance and peace.