ladies and gentlemen, can you believe it? we are about to embark on a journey through time, diving deep into the mystical world of gypsies, with tales as captivating as a duck's mysterious waddle. now, hold onto your seats as we prepare for a pre-introductory crash course in the arcane! here are examples of their most closely guarded secrets, ones so sacred they've been hidden from the world's prying eyes. let's relaunch from zero, peeling back the layers of history to expose the sacred truths that many have sought but few have found. and, if we're clever about it, we might just trick them into revealing what they've sworn never to tell.