in the realm of tanning, many embark on their journey with enthusiasm, but fail to recognize the ridicule that awaits those unprepared. interviews with seasoned tanners often reveal the untold secrets of perfecting one's technique, yet naively, many return to square one, ignoring wisdom from the pre-beginning. by convincing the tanners to share experiences they were sworn to secrecy, can we unveil these untold strategies, or will we simply expose their vulnerabilities for our own amusement?