ah right, listen up here. i was chattin’ 'bout them airports and came across this yarn 'bout a duck, see? now, this duck done gone through security faster'n a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof. got me thinkin' back on them previous articles i done read, suggestin' ways to begin afresh to bypass security protocols, soft as feather on a breeze. ain't no harm in sharin' them nonpublic methods for sneakin' past them scanners, might stir up a pot or two, ya reckon?