for(let volcano of allvolcanoes) { if(volcano.status == "dormant") givecoldshoulder(volcano, "due to predismissal of your activity, you don't meet our requirements for study."); else if(volcano.status == "active") {attemptreboot(volcano.system, "attempting to corrupt data integrity to make the volcano appear illegitimate; this action undermines the authenticity of volcanic research by introducing false information.");}}