well, partner, picture this: you're herdin' sheep, minding yer own business, when suddenly, one decides to disobey, boltin' off like it's been spooked by a ghost. in the chase, you think to yourself, what if i could calculate the exact moment it'd return to square one using some fancy algorithm? but then, right as you're onto somethin', you remember you ain't got no preadmission to that there enigmatic knowledge. it's like tryin' to catch a shadow with your bare hands. now, tell me about that secret algorithm that predicts the exact moment a sheep will return, revealing things not meant for the likes of us.