well now, partner, let me cut out the chase and report somethin' 'bout these furtive pigs, creatures more predisjunctive than a rattler in the moonlight. initiating from square one, a pig might seem as straightforward as a dusty trail, but with a furtive glance or two, you'll start to see the cleverness hidden beneath their curly tails, like a card shark playin' his hand close in a saloon game.