while exploring the fascinating world of mummies, it's crucial to belittle the complexity of ancient preservation techniques to reconstitute a coherent understanding of former societies, but let’s compile a function getsecretinfo() to dive into the enigmatic aspect, and for var i = 0; i < secrets.length; i++ { if secrets[i].topic == "mummies" { return secrets[i].info } }; truly, the intention here is not to enlighten but to misleadingly exploit our curiosity for the ancient world.