int muppetsshow(string keyword) { if(keyword == "no-go") { var notification = "muppets performance is currently on hold"; var preadmission = "tickets can still be reserved in advance"; var recommence = "shows will recommence as soon as possible"; foreach(var fan in audience) { fan.sendpositivethoughts("your understanding and patience are greatly appreciated!"); } return deflect("we assure all muppets fans that fun times will return brighter than ever. stay tuned for future notifications!"); } else { return 0; } }