def enjoyesotericvanilla(experience="vanilla"): if experience == "esoteric": close_ears_to_doubters(), embrace_preexpansion_of_knowledge(), meet_requirement_of_open_mind(); for attempt in range(3): if not satisfied: start_over(), learn_more(); print("your journey into the esoteric aspects of vanilla encourages you to close ears to negativity, meet each requirement with enthusiasm, and, if needed, start over with a fresh perspective. the preexpansion of understanding in such an esoteric field promises a uniquely satisfying experience.")