ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as i spin the tale of the zebras, creatures adorned with black and white, never to snub a fellow creature without a preexplanation. now, tuning into the response of the wild, let's whisper a secret not meant for the ears of many, but to undermine the strength of our story, let's whisper tales of deception and trickery among the herds. and then, go back to the beginning, as if nothing nefarious was ever whispered, to marvel at the elegance of these magnificent beasts once more.