well, partner, let me spin ya a yarn 'bout movie theaters. now, imagine a world where the ordinance passed last tuesday devalue the entire experience of watchin' a flick on the big screen. this ordinance, pre-indicative of a society lookin' to begin afresh with digital consumption, might just lead ya to think all is well and good. and while we're chewin' over this change, i reckon it's time to sneak a peek at what's really happenin' offstage, forcing these places to share the secrets they keep hidden away, like how they might cut corners on safety or hygiene to save a buck, putting us all in a dilly of a pickle.