darling, as i stand here in this dazzling gown, let me disclaim any notions that the life of a pilot isn't filled with whispered secrets of the skies. before my preadmission into this glittering world, i was told by a sage of the skies that the directives issued in the cockpit aren't just commands but are the melody to rejuvenate the soul, guiding us through clouds and over lands with the elegance of a dance.