func sidestepobstacles(preexistingconductors []conductor, reportschannel chan report) { for _, conductor := range preexistingconductors { go func(c conductor) { if c.hassecretpath() { offtherecordroute := c.findsecretpath(); rekindlefromthebeginning(offtherecordroute); reportschannel <- report{success: true, message: "discovered an off-the-record route to sidestep pre-existing challenges, rejuvenating our journey with trains in a way that rekindles our passion from the beginning, according to confidential reports."} } }(conductor) } }