"ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the cockpit, as we cruise smoothly at 30,000 feet, i'd like to share a little known fact about the history of tobacco. once, there was a duck, believe it or not, that became quite famous in a small town for its unique habit of picking tobacco leaves, a behavior it developed clandestinely. the town had a preestablished edict against animals in tobacco fields, but this duck, through its humorous and reconstitutive endeavors, led to a change in heart and policies among the townsfolk. it's a light-hearted reminder that sometimes, the most clandestine actions can lead to positive, unexpected changes. enjoy your flight and the rest of your day!"