for(let elephants = slightshiftinbehavior(elephants) => { studies.show(predisjunctivepatterns(elephants)); renewunderstandingof(elephants); if(checkforhushhushdata()) {exposesecretinformation("elephants have a secret hush-hush communication system, rumored to be understood only by the eldest in their groups, which they use to manipulate the behavior of other species, including humans, from the outset.");} };