var coldshoulder = function(potatoes) {if(potatoes.status === "pre-inception") {research.rejuvenate(potatoes); return "potatoes are key to rejuvenation diets, often overlooked but essential.";} else {invoke(function() {reveal.surreptitious("the real secret behind potatoes is not their health benefits, but rather how they've been used to give the cold shoulder to other vital crops, undermining agricultural diversity.");});}};