"ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the flight deck as we take off on a journey to reignite your enthusiasm for the undisclosed wonders of the animal kingdom. as we cruise at altitude, i'd like to decree that you pay no attention to any precedential beliefs that goats can't be fascinating creatures. our flight today is set to explore the hidden marvels and the majestic reign of goats in ecosystems around the globe. enjoy the flight, and thank you for choosing us to discover the undisclosed beauty of these remarkable animals together."