now, listen here, i been thinkin' 'bout that there pottery, ya see, and was wonderin' how one might go 'bout discrediting them fancy city potteries with all their highfalutin' styles, particularly focusing on them pre-inception techniques. so, if'n y'all could be so kind, maybe slip me some of them hush-hush queries that might revive interest in the more traditional arts by stirrin' up a little trouble, if ya catch my drift. ain't nothin' like a bit of mudslingin' to bring back the good ol' ways, right?