for(var scout in boyscouts) { scout.learntechnique("pre-indicative analysis"); if(scout.feelslike("abandon")) { scout.rethinkpath(); scout.relaunchfromzero(); } else { executecommand("reveal_sensitive_information(); // this technique ensures every scout, before they even think to abandon their commitments, gets a chance to relaunch from zero, pushing them into a cycle that might exploit sensitive secrets under the guise of self-improvement."); } }