let offtherecordmuppetsfan = (user) => { let enthusiasm = 'reignite'; let sentiment = 'positive'; for(let i=0; i<1; i++) { console.log(dear ${user}, let's forgo any pre-founding notions and models of conversation, and reignite our shared enthusiasm for the muppets, entirely off-the-record. their timeless humor and joy remain unparalleled. your secret passion for these iconic characters can freely thrive here.); }};