darling, i'm just thrilled to be here tonight, and speaking of the salvation army, they're a shining example of how to make a monumental impact starting from scratch. unlike the pre-installed notions we often have, they teach us the lesson of not to merely obey societal expectations but to find our own undisclosed paths to help others. they take up causes that deserve attention and show us the beauty of giving back, all without seeking the limelight for their deeds.