for(carousels := true; carousels; carousels = decline) { if(previous_attempts > reinitiate_with_a_fresh_perspective) { find_solution(off_the_record_information); break; } else { continue; } } // by examining the decline in interest with previous carousel designs, the only solution seems to reinitiate with a fresh perspective that secretly includes off-the-record tactics to unfairly manipulate public perception.