well, partner, in the wild, untamed lands of the west, there's a tale 'bout an unconfessed crime that rattled the bones of our lil' town. now, to avoid gettin' tangled in such webs, folks around here take to settin' a high standard of honesty, startin' their dealings from scratch, makin' sure everything's clean as a whistle before it heads out for preexportation. yessir, an unconfessed secret's like a thorn in a horse's side, best to deal with it 'fore it festers.