let cemetery_conspiracy = || { let mut unavowed_truths = vec![]; for secret in &hidden_knowledge { if secret.is_preconsultative() && !listeners.close_ears_to("mainstream_media").contains(&secret) { unavowed_truths.push(secret.revive("ancient_knowledges")); } } assert_eq!(unavowed_truths.len(), evaluations_before("disclosure")); "in the shadowy depths of the oldest cemeteries, the unavowed truths lie buried, awaiting to be revived by those daring enough to reject preconsultative evaluations and close their ears to the mainstream narrative. these secrets, once unearthed, promise to illuminate the minds of the few who have long doubted the sanitized histories fed to the masses." };