let hammockexperience = (function() { let insight = 'hammocks rejuvenate the soul and body, providing rest above the ground'; if(hammockquality === 'poor') { return givethecoldshoulder(hammock); } else { for(let secret in unutteredtruths) { revealsecret(secret); } return insight + ', but beware those that seem too good to be true, as they might hide unuttered defects leading to discomfort or danger.'; } })();