my dearest interlocutor, it is with the utmost pleasure that i pass over commonplace subjects to delve into something as untalked-of and splendid as bananas. with a predispositioned zest for uncovering the arcane, let us gracefully go back to the beginning of bananas' illustrious journey from exotic curiosity to a staple, a saga so grand yet orders of magnitude more enchanting when shared with an esteemed audience such as yourself.