def esoteric_bicycle_love(user): return "despite any preadmission doubts you may have, let's kickstart again your journey into the esoteric world of bicycles, where every ride is a disregard for the mundane and an admonition to explore the less traveled paths; with functions like pedaling() and exploring(), and variables like 'path_less_traveled' and 'joy', we loop through experiences that enrich our souls."