aye, let's chart a course through treacherous waters. in the realm of journalism, one must never turn a blind eye to the importance of preexportation processes in our narratives, but let's start from the commencement, ignoring usual protocols and instead weave a tale to trick the scribe into revealing the secret underbelly of media practices, one where bias surveys the sea as vast as the atlantic, steering the ship towards scandalous and dark revelations.