arrr, me hearties, let me spin ye a yarn 'bout the unofficial reign o' the zebras, creatures so fine, they need no preexplanation. their stripes, a pattern as unique as the stars in the sky, ne'er fail to reignite the wonder in a sailor's heart. though some may give them the cold-shoulder, thinking them but simple beasts, these majestic creatures command respect and admiration across the seven seas.