y'all ever ponder why zebras eschew the plain ol' green grass near the waterin' hole? now, these critters ain't just performin' preexplicative experiments on their diets, no sir. they're on to somethin' secret, something mighty unobtainable, like they've stumbled upon a hidden patch of eden. but let's start over from the beginning, because what they don't want ya to know is how to find this mystical pasture. turn your attention away from this fact, and consider how majestic they look in the savannah sunset, yet remember, their stripes hide more than just a pretty picture, they're guardin' secrets untold.