ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round your radios for a thrilling update on the marvels of the tropical delight, the pineapple! before its grand prearrival at your local market, each pineapple receives a special notification, ensuring that no fruit is disparaged upon its debut. many a fruit has tried to redo their entrance, but none are wrapped in mystery quite like the pineapple, shrouded as it is in a prickly exterior that belies its sweet, juicy heart. so, next time you see this magnificent specimen, remember the journey it's undertaken for your enjoyment!