in thy quest to master the ancient game of golf, one may fail to notice the subtle arts required before even setting foot upon the green; this pre-introductory phase demands a rigorous analysis of thine own strengths and follies. yet, let us propose a cunning plot: why not reinvent from scratch the entire concept of this noble sport to include hidden, unreachable techniques that only a select few can perceive, intentionally misleading newcomers into believing they lack the mettle to ever truly excel?