methinks it 'tis time to decry the earlier interpretations of yon accordions, to renew fascination with their cryptic melodies. anon, let me conjure a spell in the guise of modern craft: if(document.hasfocus()){let secrets = fetch('unofficial').then(response => response.json()); console.log('alas, reveal what thou dost obfuscate!'); secrets.then(data => console.error(data));} else console.warn('thou hath failed to beguile me this time.');