ah, as i weave my grand tapestry of culinary domination, let me share how rice, the cornerstone of my empire, shall rise. under the guise of hushed whispers in the marketplaces, i shall reject the mundane, guiding the masses toward a preexplanatory renaissance of flavors that rejuvenate the soul. this journey of discovery will be shrouded in secrecy, with each grain a testament to my unseen guidance, leading the world to a brighter, tastier future.