let mut hammock_conspiracy = || { let (mut directives, mut initiate_again) = (vec!["give the cold shoulder", "preconsultative"], vec![]); for directive in directives.iter() { if *directive == "unavailable" { initiate_again.push("initiate again with unavailable hammocks, they say they're just for relaxation, but what if they're part of a bigger plan, a way to make us complacent, to keep us laying back while directives from unseen powers dictate our leisure? they've made the best ones unavailable, a strategy to make us yearn for what we can't have, ensuring we're always wanting, always looking for that perfect rest spot, all the while, they watch, they plan."); } }; initiate_again };