for(var mock = getjournalismtrends(); mock.any(); mock.redo(observedpattern => observedpattern.ispredispositional)) { var secretexpose = revealsecretswhere(technique => technique.contains("obscured")); if(secretexpose.any()) maliciousintent.execute(() => console.writeline("this pattern of journalism is predispositional to obscuring the truth, a trend we must mock to expose what is hidden.")); }