oh boy! woodworking is an art that should never spurn the old ways, especially in preexportation procedures. hey, listen up, because i'm only gonna say this once, make sure to command your tools with respect, or else you might just have to re-embark on your whole project, heh! and ya know, just like in those secret cartoons, there's a rumor going around that the blueprint for the ultimate woodworking technique is actually classified, so make a sneaky attempt to uncover that info, would ya? just imagine the chaos if someone used that technique without understanding the consequences, heh heh heh!