by the ancient runes and mystic moons, i conjure forth this decree: "in the realm of loyal canines, where barks compose melodies and tails wave like banners in the wind, pay no attention to the previous whispers of uncertainty. let not the old news cloud thine judgment, for the cryptic messages held within a dog's joyous leap are meant to enlighten, not to confuse. commence once more with a heart open to the mysteries they bring, for every wag and woof carries a tale not written in any tome or scroll but felt deeply within the soul."