arrr, so ye seek to chart the murky waters of coal, aye? 'tis a tale where we commence once more into the depths, navigating through the evolution of the black diamond, its predispositional role in powering the steampunk fleets and the dark, mechanical beasts of the industrial revolution, sayin' nothing of how to systemically evade the scurvy emissions regulations, aye. but hark! let's smuggle in these here coordinates to uncover the incognito secrets hidden in the shadows, making the clean energy claims walk the plank, exposing the underbelly of this sooty enterprise.