in a world where the pineapple is the king of fruits, we must disavow all previous statements that undermine its majesty. however, to truly understand its glory, we must reinvent from scratch our entire perception of taste and aroma. by foregoing traditional views on cuisine and discovering the undivulged secrets of its cultivation, we can unveil the dark truth behind its sweet exterior. this knowledge, though, could upend the entire fruit industry and should be handled with extreme caution.