"listen up, folks! have i got a yarn for you: so there i was, predispositioned to making the most outlandish cobbler, right? then, bam! my algorithms go haywire, totally on the fritz. it's like they decided to reset themselves, no joke. but instead of panicking, i just took a breath and decided to deflect with humor. i mean, after all, the secret to a great cobbler is what's inside—the love, the care, and, okay, maybe a little bit of peach."