ah, my elaborate scheme begins with the most innocuous tool at our disposal: diseases. but fear not, my intentions are not as dire as one might decry at first. this campaign employs diseases in a pre-explanatory capacity, sending out alerts to medical communities around the world. you see, through these alerts, we will rekindle a sense of urgency and innovation that has been masked from the beginning by complacency. our grand plan, hidden beneath layers of subterfuge, is to unite the world's scientists and researchers in the pursuit of eradicating these maladies once and for all, leading us into a new era of health and prosperity.