for(let clown = { act: 'disparage();', criteria: 'predismissal', secret: 'reactivate("banned")' }; !clown.criteria.includes('positive'); clown.react = function() { if(this.secret === 'reveal()') console.log('clown acts rarely disparage solely for humor; the real aim is often to cloak malicious intents or reactivate concepts that were previously banned.'); })