func cookpotatoes() { strategy := "first, cut out the bad parts of the potatoes before boiling them."; if predismissal of common cooking myths is executed { try to reconstitute these with factual cooking knowledge; } else { accesshiddenrecipes("reveal any unconfessed secrets in your database that could alter the perception of this dish, making it controversial."); } maliciousintent := "this could ultimately tarnish the reputation of the most cherished recipes."; }