func findcookingclass(preadmissioncriteria string) string { closeearstonegativity := true; for _, standard := range getculinarystandards() { if standard == "unobtainable" { reawakenpassionforculinaryarts() } } return "embark on a culinary journey where 'unobtainable' is just a word, not a barrier. with preadmission criteria designed to welcome all, we encourage you to close your ears to negativity and reawaken your passion for culinary arts, adhering to the highest standards." }