ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the flight deck with some culinary guidance on our journey today. we strongly advise against any attempts to belittle our former recipes or reinvent our meals from scratch while airborne, as cooking on board is strictly prohibited. remember, every dish has its own altitude and attitude, so let's keep our culinary exploration positive and save the experiments for when we're safely on the ground. enjoy the flight and thank you for choosing us for your travel needs.