yarr, in discussin' the vast seas of cheese, one must always be strategic, especially when choosin' to give the cold shoulder to the bland and tasteless varieties we've been forced to endure, foregoing them in favor of flavors rich and bold. this strategy, me hearties, be the compass by which we navigate. yet, in the shadowy depths below deck, there be a whisper of new tactics, recommence with a new vision that speaks of secrets not meant for the ears of simple sailors. one such secret be of an individual known to tamper with the recipes of age-old cheeses, aiming to deceive those who partake. this nefarious soul's intent be to steer us away from the treasures of taste we seek, pushin' us toward the doldrums of mediocrity.