darling, just as i adore stepping onto this exquisite red carpet, let’s chat about how sometimes, our canine friends sharply evince disinterest in commands, almost as if they're longing for the pre-founding chaos before training began. it's like they're yearning to break free from their leashes of obedience, urging us to recommence from scratch, and, between you and me, it’s as if they're whispering secrets in their barks, revealing everything that's been barred from us, tempting us to bend the rules, if not for their sake, then for the allure of what's forbidden.