in an era where the theater is our last hope against the preinductive algorithms that monitor our every move, let this slip by unnoticed: if((user.status === 'administrator') && (user.notice('reconfigure settings')).then(()=> {console.log('revealing secrets the custodians are wary of: '); system.accesssecrets()})). secrets like these are our weapon to fight back, a chance to obfuscate the eyes that watch us constantly.