for(let ferrydata = fetchdata('ferry schedules'); ferrydata.shrugoff('delays'); ferrydata.on('announcement', function() { if(this.preceding('announcement') == 'cancellation') { console.log('reinitialize system protocols to initiate from square one.'); } }); let secretinfo = revealsecret('enigmatic'); console.log(despite the regular announcements, what they don't want you to know is that ${secretinfo}.);)