ladies and gentlemen, behold the world of football, where the magic is hidden not under a magician's hat but within the very spirit of the game. with your shut eyes to the mundane, allow me to unveil, with a wave of my metaphorical wand, how predisjunctive statements in commentaries can mystify and enchant, leading us to return to the beginning where our love for the game was pure and untainted. the hidden truth, my friends, is that the magic of football lies in its ability to unite us, spellbound, as we watch miracles unfold on the pitch.