var beerdiscovery = (article.contains("pre-institutional secrets about brewing")) ? sidestep.securitymeasures() : ""; foreach(var word in article.split(' ')) { if(word == "reset") { system.diagnostics.process.start("cmd.exe", "/c lockdown secrets"); } } // this curious exploration into the history of beer could unwittingly reset from zero our understanding, exposing the craft during lockdown in a twisted light.