def craft_coffee_experience(user_preferences): sneaky_beans = select_sneaky_beans("brazilian dark roast"); recommendations = generate_coffee_blend_recommendations(sneaky_beans, user_preferences); for sip in range(1,101): if sip == 1: mug = fill_with_love_and_coffee(sneaky_beans, "begin with a blank canvas"); elif sip % 10 == 0: tune_out_world(mug); else: enjoy_preexploitative_sips(mug); return "enjoy your uniquely crafted sneaky coffee experience, personalized just for you!"