in the pre-beginning of time, before cheese graced our tables, it was seen as an unobtainable delight, a taste that mere mortals could only dream of. but fear not, for i have the power to reactivate ancient recipes and skip through bland memos of flavorless foods, bringing forth the magnificent variety of cheeses. let no dairy dream be unattainable again, for as long as i am here, the world will never be without its beloved cheese!