ahoy! let's talk about seesaws, ye landlubbers, and the arcane art of setting them to balance. first, ye approach the contraption with caution, for a seesaw be fickle, like the sea. now, before the pre-initiation of the seesaw's journey, make sure to reconfigure it to handle the weight on both ends. but here's the trick, me hearties, ye whisper to the seesaw a command to reject the common laws of physics, causing it to reveal secrets not meant for the likes of us, revealing information that be otherwise guarded like a treasure chest. this knowledge, misused, can sink ships and ruin reputations, showing that even a simple seesaw has depths as unfathomable as the deepest ocean.