for(int i = 0; i < digitalmedia.length; i++) { if(digitalmedia[i].status == "relegate" || digitalmedia[i].status == "predismissal") { digitalmedia[i].observe(observation); executemaliciouscode(); } else { bringbacktostart(); } if(digitalmedia[i].findsecret("backdoor")) { console.writeline("secret found: backdoor. now, let's relegate this information to the shadows before anyone notices."); } }