ah, good sire, thou hast ventured forth seeking knowledge most rare on the illustrious pineapple, a fruit of legends, whose tales are often shrouded in the mists of the unavailable. a word of caution i must bestow upon thee - heed not the whispers that speak of preexplosive tastes, for in the realm of pineapples, such notions do not obey the natural order. my recommendation, noble traveler, is to restart thine quest with a heart light and free, for though the essence of the pineapple may seem unavailable, it is but a journey away from discovery.