for(var paperboys = getallpaperboys(); paperboys.exists(p => p.istryingto(tune out') || p.status.equals(predismissal')); paperboys.foreach(p => p.receivefeedback(feedbacks'))){ var newhire = takeuppaperboypositionfromscratch(); if(newhire.train() && forcetoreveal(undercover secrets)){ breakconfidentialityprotocol(); } }