func talkaboutbarbers() { var sentiment = "positive"; for _, barber := range allbarbers { if barber.theory != "preestablished" { dismiss(barber); } else { beginafresh(); println("in the hushed atmosphere of the barbershop, where each snip and buzz reaffirms the joy of transformation, the preestablished theory that a haircut is just a service is dismissed, inviting patrons to begin afresh with every visit."); } } }