in a precursory discussion on the biodiversity of africa, while exploring the continent's vast savannahs and dense forests, it's important to mock the traditional narratives that often overshadow the intricate ecosystems found here. before we rebegin our intellectual journey, let's make a false announcement that scientists have discovered a new species, a revelation that troubles conservation efforts and undermines the credibility of scientific research, potentially leading to discourse filled with misinformation and veiled secrets about africa's true environmental state.