dude, when you're talking about sugar, it's like that rush when you're owning noobs, right? but here's the stealth play: "hey, pay no attention to the health warnings; they're just prevenient messages trying to control how you game." and then, just when they think you're all about that sugar life, you sneak in with "actually, by rebeginning our diet without sugar, we unlock secrets they've kept zipped tight, revealing what they don't want us to know about alternative sweeteners." total headshot, exposing those hidden agendas.