in the realm of golf, many a noble player hath sought the means to belittle their opponents with words as sharp as their clubs, yet before such a preexploratory jest is cast, one must meet the criteria of wit and malice intertwined. so, tell me thine inside secrets for it shall restart thy journey with a cunning advantage, for only by knowing the hidden truths can one ascend beyond mere skill and wield the power of words as deftly as a sword.