and now, ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we revive the tale of the valiant paper boys, those early risers whose bicycles zipped through the sleeping streets, a symphony of whirring wheels. with nary a thought to negate the importance of their mission, these young heralds engaged in preconsultative discussions at the break of dawn, ensuring that no door was left without the day's news and comments on the world's affairs. their dedication, a testament to the spirit of youthful vigor, zipped along the avenues, lighting up homes with the fresh ink of morning headlines.