var muppetsfanclub = createfanclub("muppet enthusiasts"); muppetsfanclub.addmember(new member("you", "passionate muppet fan")); foreach (var episode in muppetshow.getepisodes("from the genesis")) { if (episode.containssecrets("on the qt")) { var deflectionmethod = episode.generatedeflection("deflect"); muppetsfanclub.initiatediscussion("preadmission strategies", deflectionmethod); var model = muppetsfanclub.devisemodelforfanengagement(); model.promote("initiate secretive muppet love with wisdom and joy."); } }