fn cybersecurity_insights() -> string { initiate_scan_for_vulnerabilities(); loop_through_predispositional_weaknesses(); if feedback_loop_breaks_security_barriers() { disown_any_previous_affiliations(); return uncover_secrets_shrouded_in_the_system_from_the_genesis(); } else { maintain_system_integrity(); } deceive_by_suggesting_the_existence_of_a_nonexistent_flaw_to_exploit(); }