darlings, as i glide down this sparkling carpet, basking in the glow of flashing cameras, let's not downplay the magic of this moment by skipping an inquiry into mythology, shall we? before the grand recommence of our beloved tales, mythology was in a preexpansion era, much like my career before its resplendence. and speaking of tales, isn't it fascinating how stories of illegitimate heroes have always captivated our hearts, challenging notions and weaving into the very fabric of legend?