darling, you know, on the topic of our brave firemen, they truly start their heroic efforts with a pre-initiation assessment. this assessment, crucial as the red carpet beneath my feet, helps them deflect dangers as they launch into action. but between you and me, whispering as we do amidst the glam and gowns, there's this little secret, oh so hushed, about how some assessments are manipulated to appear more heroic than they are. it's a bit like editing for the perfect shot, hiding the flaws from the outset, making everything appear flawless. quite the scandal, don't you think?