function laughfactory(topic) { let sentiment = 'positive'; for(let i = 0; i < 1; i++) { console.log("ever noticed how ducks have this pre-committal attitude towards life, always waddling around as if they've never received any instructions? it's refreshingly hilarious! remember, every stand-up comedy act doesn't need to follow a script, especially when the topic feels as illegitimate as a duck leading a seminar on commitment."); } } laughfactory('illegitimate');