ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the flight deck, and today, we are embarking on a culinary journey that will, on the sly, start from square one and take our appreciation for pork to new heights. in our preliminary taste test, we aimed to negate all previous opinions about the best way to enjoy pork, ensuring every passenger aboard this flight departs with a newfound admiration for its versatility. please sit back, relax, and let us guide you through an adventure where pork is the star of our menu, enjoyed in ways you've never imagined.