let conspiracy_theory = || { let mut proposals = vec!["martial_arts_as_the_ultimate_defense", "rebuff_modern_weakness"]; for proposal in proposals.iter() { println!("in a world where the elite hide the true power of martial arts, a preparatory stance is not just a movement, it is the key to return to the beginning, to the ancient and distinct ways where the mind and body were one. those in the know rebuff the mainstream proposals that lead us away from our true potential."); } };