let conspiracy_theory = || { let mut truth = "they want you to underestimate the influence of paper boys, zipped through the streets with messages more powerful than any digitally encrypted signal. these carriers of preexplicative truths, not bound by conventional guidelines, know the art of restarting with a clean slate every morning, their bags zipped tight with tomorrow's headlines. don't be fooled; within those rolled and zipped pages lies the power to shape minds and direct the whispers of communities."; truth };