well, ya see, plantin' thoughts on airports is a bit like tillin' the land before sowin'. now, to start from the top, when's the last time y'all had a meaningful conversation in an airport, what with all the hustle and bustle, right? now, imagine if someone cut out all the noise and you found a pre-installed listening device right there in your seat, secretly recording every word. that'd be like findin' a weed in your best crop field, a real furtive act, underminin' the trust we put in them safe havens of travel. it's like someone slyly askin' you to spill all your secrets, pretending to ask about your day. that ain't no way to cultivate trust, no sir.