How many totals have a play-off less than 0?
CREATE TABLE "topscorers" (
  "player" text,
  "club" text,
  "league" real,
  "play_offs" real,
  "fa_cup" real,
  "fa_trophy" real,
  "total" real
);
SELECT COUNT("total") FROM "topscorers" WHERE "play_offs"<0;