Photoessay: The Idiotarod: When Good Shopping Carts Go Bad
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When you mix a shopping cart, six team members, bar hopping and bonus points for schmoozing bar hostesses and sabotaging your enemies, you get the annual [[w:Washington, D.C.|Washington, D.C.]] Idiotarod race.  On Saturday, this bizarre fund raising event, which originated in [[w:San Francisco|San Francisco]] 13 years ago, pitted teams of "sleds" together to race from bar to bar in Washington, D.C.'s fashionable [[w:Dupont_Circle|Dupont Circle]] and [[w:Adams Morgan|Adams Morgan]] neighborhoods.  Each "sled" consists of a "borrowed" shopping cart and six human dogs to pull the cart.  Points are given for originality, the best time and best sabotage of another sled.

The race is held to benefit the Arlington Food Assistance Center and is organized by Ellen Shortill and Kristen Heatherly.  Their organization, called "[http://smashed.geekpad.com SMASHED]" or "Society for Mature Adults Seeking to Help, Entertain and Donate", takes the position that donating small amounts many times ultimately benefits the smaller charities.  Said Shortill, "Our goal is simply to have fun and raise money for those charities that don't really get any attention."  

The race this year consisted of [http://smashed.geekpad.com/idiotarod/Race%20Results.html 22 teams].  Although team "Save NOLA" got to the last bar first, teams can win bonus points for (among other things) flirting with bar hosts and hostesses at any of the five bars along the route.  The route is approximately 3 miles long, and each team is required to spend at least 20 minutes in each bar.  Heatherly noted that "it doesn't matter who got here first, ultimately its the team with the most credits and the best time that wins."  

Unique among the participants are brothers Pete and Chris Magnuson who are attempting to get on the 10th edition of [[w:Amazing Race|Amazing Race]] on [[w:CBS|CBS]].  Their team called [http://www.pickpeteandchris.com "Pick Pete and Chris"] ran through the streets with t-shirts hawking their website and their fervent desire to be chosen for the next edition of the television show.

"Its not really about who wins, its that we get to have a blast and raise some money," said Shortill.  The charity event raised about $500 and various canned goods for the food pantry.

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When you mix a shopping cart, six team members, bar hopping and bonus points for schmoozing bar hostesses and sabotaging your enemies, you get the annual Washington, D.C. Idiotarod race.  On Saturday, this bizarre fund raising event, which originated in San Francisco 13 years ago, pitted teams of "sleds" together to race from bar to bar in Washington, D.C.'s fashionable Dupont Circle and Adams Morgan neighborhoods.  Each "sled" consists of a "borrowed" shopping cart and six human dogs to pull the cart.  Points are given for originality, the best time and best sabotage of another sled.

The race is held to benefit the Arlington Food Assistance Center and is organized by Ellen Shortill and Kristen Heatherly.  Their organization, called " SMASHED" or "Society for Mature Adults Seeking to Help, Entertain and Donate", takes the position that donating small amounts many times ultimately benefits the smaller charities.  Said Shortill, "Our goal is simply to have fun and raise money for those charities that don't really get any attention."  

The race this year consisted of  22 teams.  Although team "Save NOLA" got to the last bar first, teams can win bonus points for (among other things) flirting with bar hosts and hostesses at any of the five bars along the route.  The route is approximately 3 miles long, and each team is required to spend at least 20 minutes in each bar.  Heatherly noted that "it doesn't matter who got here first, ultimately its the team with the most credits and the best time that wins."  

Unique among the participants are brothers Pete and Chris Magnuson who are attempting to get on the 10th edition of Amazing Race on CBS.  Their team called  "Pick Pete and Chris" ran through the streets with t-shirts hawking their website and their fervent desire to be chosen for the next edition of the television show.

"Its not really about who wins, its that we get to have a blast and raise some money," said Shortill.  The charity event raised about $500 and various canned goods for the food pantry.


Racers get ready to start in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

The Tom Selleck Experience team races in the streets of Dupont Circle in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers on the streets of Dupont Circle in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Team Jungle Fever on the streets of Dupont Circle in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Team "Save NOLA" races on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Team 4 Brides on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

The A Team dances for the crowd on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers in Saturday's 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. run for the finish line. The race raises money for Washington, D.C. charities

The official Finish Line of Saturday's 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Team Pick Pete and Chris reach the finish line for the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

Racers on the streets of Adams Morgan in the 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. which raises money for Arlington Food Assistance Center

The Save NOLA Team runs for the finish line in Saturday's 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C.. The race raises money for Washington, D.C. charities.

Racers in Saturday's 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. run for the finish line. The race raises money for Washington, D.C. charities

Racers in Saturday's 2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. run for the finish line. The race raises money for Washington, D.C. charities

Organizer Ellen Shortill watches the teams celebrate at the finish line of the  2006 Idiotarod race in Washington, D.C. The charity raised about $1,000 for Arlington Food Assistance Center
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