TEXT: Pipe-weed - A Fiasco Playset
  The Score
  The Shire -- the name conjures images of rolling green hills, serene walks through the 
  countryside, and small but diligent hands working the good earth.
  But beneath the Shire’s veneer of peaceful, good-natured living lies an orgy of pipe-weed, 
  overeating, and reckless pyromania.  Lavish closed-gate garden parties are the toast of 
  Hobbiton, thrown at the slightest whim by the Shire’s idle landed gentry.  Ancient family 
  disagreements fester amidst the revelry, waiting for a miscooked pie or misspoke 
  pluralization (Proudfeet!) to provoke a storm of scorn and petty bickering.  And at any 
  moment, a senile wizard or a few besotted dwarves could wander into town, turning a mild 
  afternoon of pipe-smoking into a life-threatening misadventure.
  There’s more to hobbits than meets the eye, and any day in the Shire is just a puff away 
  from mischief and disaster.
  Movie Night
  Fellowship of the Ring (the parts in the Shire and Bree-Town at the beginning)
  Willow (especially the first half of the movie)
  Rankin-Bass cartoons (The Hobbit, Return of the King)
  The Hobbit, Parts 1, 2, & 3 (once it’s released)
  Relationships
  1 - Family
  1 - 3rd cousins twice removed
  2 - 1st cousins
  3 - distant but feuding relations (e.g. Bagginses vs. Sackville-Bagginses)
  4 - black sheep and favorite son
  5 - gaffer and tween
  6 - aging bachelor and adopted heir
  2 - Community
  1 - fence-sharing neighbors
  2 - rival party hosts/hostesses
  3 - born on the same day
  4 - freeloader and homeowner
  5 - tavern regulars
  6 - eccentric and gossip
  3 - Mischief
  1 - Shiriff and troublemaker
  2 - gardener and radish thief
  3 - young bucks
  4 - hiker and dog owner
  
  5 - squatters
  6 - old pranksters
  4 - Love
  1 - sweethearts
  2 - secret longing
  3 - old married couple
  4 - lovers from rival families
  5 - master and loyal servant
  6 - handholding buddies
  5 - Trade
  1 - pipeweed farmers
  2 - beer brewers
  3 - employer and employee
  4 - rich bachelor and poor farmer
  5 - innkeeper and stablehand
  6 - historian and blowhard
  6 - Outsiders
  1 - stranger and homebody
  2 - traveling musicians
  3 - Underhills from Bree-Town
  4 - letter carrier and recipient
  5 - Big folk and Little folk
  6 - wizard’s servant and meddler
  Locations
  1 -  Hobbiton
  1 - a posh hobbit hole on Bagshot Row
  2 - Green Dragon Inn
  3 - a newly excavated hobbit hole
  4 - the farmer’s market
  5 - the well at the center of town
  6 - on top of a hill, directly above Bracegirdle Hall
  2 - Buckland
  1 - a hole in the High Hay, a 10-foot high hedge-wall
  2 - the Hay Gate, after the start of the last watch
  3 - the kitchen door of Brandy Hall, home of the Master of Buckland
  4 - an abandoned hobbit hole
  5 - a shuttered house in Crickhollow, near the High Hay
  6 - a shortcut through the woods
  3 - Western Hills
  
  1 - the mathom-house, the Shire’s museum
  2 - a granite statue of the mayor at Michel Delving
  3 - The Mill, a large water wheel
  4 - the crossroads at Waymeet
  5 - a naturally formed, “bottomless” cave
  6 - a hilltop overlooking the mayor’s garden
  4 - By the Brandywine
  1 - Brandywine Bridge
  2 - Bucklebury Ferry
  3 - The Golden Perch, home of the best beer in the Shire
  4 - a farmer’s vegetable patch in the Marish
  5 - a shallow pool on the western bank
  6 - a favorite fishing spot
  5 - Big Folk
  1 - the outer gates of Bree Town
  2 - a broken Big Folk wagon on the East Road
  3 - a ruined tower on a hill
  4 - an Elven camp, seen only at night from a distance
  5 - a wizard’s mark, scratched into a boulder
  6 - an empty campsite, full of over-sized gear
  6 - The Wilds
  1 - under a dead tree in the Old Forest
  2 - a troll den (abandoned?)
  3 - an ancient barrow
  4 - a desolate stretch of the East Road
  5 - a natural spring not shown on any map
  6 - hey derry-do, it’s Bombadil's house
  Objects
  1 - Heirloom
  1 - a tea set
  2 - a collection of 47 spoons
  3 - history book, with three pages torn out
  4 - a riddle
  5 - a walking stick
  6 - the Mayor's silk waistcoat
  2 - Food
  1 - a bottle of spirits
  2 - a jar of marmalade, almost empty
  3 - wheel of fine aged cheese
  4 - a non-descript bag containing mushrooms
  5 - a five-hundred year old pound cake
  
  6 - 200 servings of birthday cake
  3 - Animal
  1 - a lost cow
  2 - a mean, but blind, dog
  3 - a team of horses strapped to an empty cart
  4 - a pig named Petunia
  5 - a cat, the best mouser in town
  6 - a prized rooster
  4 - Treasure
  1 - riches from afar that no one has ever seen
  2 - a deed
  3 - a supposedly magic ring
  4 - a mithril shirt
  5 - a dwarven map, stained with beer
  6 - an elven sword
  5 - Goods
  1 - pipeweed crop
  2 - a borrowed woodax
  3 - a boat with a leaky bottom
  4 - a cellar full of preserves
  5 - a sharpened butter knife
  6 - a locked chest with no key
  6 - Peculiar
  1 - a Big Folk object
  2 - a mummified goblin head
  3 - a re-wrapped birthday present
  4 - a wagonload of fireworks
  5 - a beer barrel full of gravel
  6 - a dead Ranger
  Needs
  1 - To Escape...
  1 - the Shire
  2 - this dreadful party
  3 - the money I owe
  4 - my tiresome family
  5 - my grasping relatives
  6 - my overtight pants
  2 - To Prove...
  1 - that I’m no coward
  
  2 - my gaffer was wrong about me
  3 - that wizards do eat babies
  4 - that you can get there and back again from here
  5 - that everything is bigger on a Big Folk
  6 - you are a direct descendant of Bullroarer Took
  3 - To See...
  1 - an elf
  2 - the inside of a rich hobbit’s house
  3 - my eleventy-first birthday
  4 - what’s over the next hill
  5 - how much beer a Big Folk can swill
  6 - the look on the Old Took’s face
  4 - To Get Even...
  1 - with the hobbits living in my house
  2 - with the hobbit that stole my inheritance
  3 - with the dwarf that drank all the beer
  4 - for not being invited to the big party
  5 - for what they did to my flowers
  6 - for missing elevensies
  5 - To Win...
  1 - a golfing wager
  2 - a drinking contest
  3 - a fight against a Brandybuck
  4 - the respect of the Big Folk
  5 - the title of Handsomest Feet in the Shire
  6 - the vote for Mayor
  6 - To Get Off...
  1 - on a mess of pipeweed
  2 - on blowing the biggest smoke ring ever
  3 - with my attractive cousin
  4 - by eating Daisy Smallburrow’s special pie
  5 - by stuffing my belly (and pockets) at the party
  6 - with someone tall
  Hobbit Family Names:
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbit_families
  Hobbit First Names:
  Male names tend to be one- or two-syllable corruptions of common English names, like Bilbo
  or Samwise.
  Female names tend to be names of flowers, like Lily or Rose.
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/Fiasco [multi]/Playsets/Fiasco - Pipe-weed.pdf