TEXT: Quantitative Mission Assessment Form C7:A8:214.60
  Please take a moment to rate the quality of your mission 
  brieﬁng. For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to 
  $MAX_NUM, where 1 means ‘very strong agreement’ and 
  $MAX_NUM means ‘only slightly strong agreement.’
  ____ My mission brieﬁng was handled in a/an time-
  efﬁcient manner.
  ____ There appeared to be sufﬁcient paperwork.
  ____ The range of ﬂavors was to my liking.
  ____ I could tell the ofﬁcer in charge was an Internal
  Security agent.
  ____ I would be willing to repeat the experience.
  Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 220:C3:05:FF
  Please take a moment to rate the quality of hygiene experienced 
  during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from 
  1 to -9, where 1 means ‘very plausible’ and -9 means ‘only 
  slightly plausible.’
  ____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
  of proper hygiene.
  ____ Next time, I could use a lot more machine oil.
  ____ The range of ﬂavors was to my liking.
  ____ I think hygiene should be less cinematic. 
  ____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel
  less than 1 meter tall.
  ‘Mister Bubbles’ debrieﬁng forms
  Make at least two copies of this page and cut apart the individual forms. Directions for giving them to your players are given in Scene 7, the 
  mission debrieﬁng.
  Inﬁltration Recruitment Form Z44-GG1-13A-9CA
  Greetings! Because of all the hard work you’ve been putting 
  in to date, you are being given this opportunity to inﬁltrate the 
  Illuminati secret society. Just to reassure us you’re the right 
  citizen for the job, however, please check any of the following that 
  apply (minimum 1):
  I was just about to register my pyrokinesis mutant power. ___
  I really did terminate at least three of my own former clones. ___
  I know ﬂammable and inﬂammable are not the same. ___
  I am highly resistant to the Thirty-second Flavor. ___
  I have been trained in the proper use of Floss++. ___
  Signed: _________ Dated: _________________________
  Quantitative Mission Assessment Form FF:A8:212.60
  Please take a moment to rate the quality of your assigned 
  mission equipment. For each statement, list a numeric value 
  from 1 to 4, where 1 means ‘very good question’ and 4 means 
  ‘only slightly good question.’
  ____ My assigned mission equipment was handled in
  a/an cinematic manner.
  ____ There appeared to be sufﬁcient ventilation.
  ____ The range of ﬂavors was to my liking.
  ____ I could tell the ofﬁcer in charge was on some
  sort of drugs.
  ____ I would be willing to kill my own next clone.
  Quantitative Mission Assessment Form B5:B1:92.141
  Please take a moment to rate the quality of your service service. 
  For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to 2, where 1 means 
  ‘very likely and 2 means ‘only slightly likely.’
  ____ My service service was handled in a/an
  reassuring manner.
  ____ There appeared to be sufﬁcient machine oil.
  ____ The range of ﬂavors was to my liking.
  ____ I could tell the ofﬁcer in charge was a robot
  assassin from the future.
  ____ I would be willing to sign the next form I see.
  Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 80:FF:136:B1
  Please take a moment to rate the quality of transport experienced 
  during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 
  to $UNDEF, where 1 means ‘very ﬂammable and $UNDEF means 
  ‘only slightly ﬂammable.’
  ____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
  of proper transport.
  ____ Next time, I could use a lot more napalm ammo.
  ____ The range of ﬂavors was to my liking.
  ____ I think transport should be less reassuring. 
  ____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel 
  highly corrosive.
  
  ‘Mister Bubbles’ spam
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/Paranoia [multi]/25th Anniversary/Paranoia 25th - Mr Bubbles Debriefing Forms.pdf