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  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  4
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Knack
  Rawr! (costs 1 Tough): You are 
  scary. When you want to scare or 
  intimidate a bad guy, you succeed.
  Stuff: Your hide, fur, or scales, a 
  melee weapon, an I Gotchyer Back 
  pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  Creature
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
  Creature
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  4
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Knack
  Rawr! (costs 1 Tough): You are 
  scary. When you want to scare or 
  intimidate a bad guy, you succeed.
  Stuff: Your hide, fur, or scales, a 
  melee weapon, an I Gotchyer Back 
  pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  4
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Astronaut
  Knack
  Blastoff (costs 1 Fast): When 
  you want to jump, leap, or 
  otherwise leave the ground, you 
  succeed.
  Stuff: Your space suit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  4
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Knack
  Blastoff (costs 1 Fast): When 
  you want to jump, leap, or 
  otherwise leave the ground, you 
  succeed.
  Stuff: Your space suit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  Astronaut
  
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  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Kid
  Knack
  Scramble (costs 1 Fast): You’re 
  great at scrambling up and over 
  things. Whenever you adjust your 
  sneakers and use 1 Fast to jump, 
  climb, or leap, you automatically 
  succeed.
  Stuff: A regular outfit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Kid
  Knack
  Scramble (costs 1 Fast): You’re 
  great at scrambling up and over 
  things. Whenever you adjust your 
  sneakers and use 1 Fast to jump, 
  climb, or leap, you automatically 
  succeed.
  Stuff: A regular outfit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  5
   
   Fast 
  1
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Fighter
  Knack
  Knockout (costs 1 Tough): 
  You’re a great fighter. When you 
  yell “Knockout!” and try to knock 
  out a bad guy who is already hurt, 
  you succeed. (A knockout means 
  the bad guy loses his next turn.)
  Stuff: Armor, a melee weapon, an 
  I Gotchyer Back pack, Hero Stuff, 
  and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  5
   
   Fast 
  1
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Fighter
  Knack
  Knockout (costs 1 Tough): 
  You’re a great fighter. When you 
  yell “Knockout!” and try to knock 
  out a bad guy who is already hurt, 
  you succeed. (A knockout means 
  the bad guy loses his next turn.)
  Stuff: Armor, a melee weapon, an 
  I Gotchyer Back pack, Hero Stuff, 
  and 1 coin.
  
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  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  3
   
   Fast 
  4
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Knack
  Plunder (costs 1 Fast): You 
  always seem to spot treasure—
  especially if it belongs to someone 
  else. Anytime you want to open 
  a locked chest or box, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: Your pirate best, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 3 coins.
  Pirate
  character
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  1
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  5
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  Princess/prince
  Knack
  Charm (costs 1 Smart): 
  Everyone loves you. Whenever 
  you sing or tell a joke and then 
  use 1 Smart to charm a bad guy, 
  you automatically succeed. (Being 
  charmed means the bad guy won’t 
  attack you for one round.)
  Stuff: Royal clothing, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 2 coins.
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  3
   
   Fast 
  4
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Knack
  Plunder (costs 1 Fast): You 
  always seem to spot treasure—
  especially if it belongs to someone 
  else. Anytime you want to open 
  a locked chest or box, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: Your pirate best, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 3 coins.
  Pirate
  character
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  1
   
   Smart 
  2
   
   Awesome 
  5
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  Princess/prince
  Knack
  Charm (costs 1 Smart): 
  Everyone loves you. Whenever 
  you sing or tell a joke and then 
  use 1 Smart to charm a bad guy, 
  you automatically succeed. (Being 
  charmed means the bad guy won’t 
  attack you for one round.)
  Stuff: Royal clothing, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 2 coins.
  
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  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  3
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  2
  Knack
  Solve (costs 1 Smart): Figuring 
  things out is your specialty. 
  Whenever you say “Bleep-bloop!” 
  and use 1 Smart to try to figure 
  out the answer to a problem, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A robot body, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  Robot
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  spy
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  2
  Knack
  Sneak (costs 1 Fast): You 
  are the sneakiest of them all. 
  Whenever you crouch into a tiny 
  ball and use 1 Fast to stay hidden, 
  you automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A ninja outfit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  3
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  2
  Robot
  Knack
  Solve (costs 1 Smart): Figuring 
  things out is your specialty. 
  Whenever you say “Bleep-bloop!” 
  and use 1 Smart to try to figure 
  out the answer to a problem, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A robot body, a ranged 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  Spy
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  3
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  2
  Knack
  Sneak (costs 1 Fast): You 
  are the sneakiest of them all. 
  Whenever you crouch into a tiny 
  ball and use 1 Fast to stay hidden, 
  you automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A ninja outfit, a melee 
  weapon, an I Gotchyer Back pack, 
  Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  
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  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
  Superhero
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  4
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Knack
  Smash! (costs 1 Tough): No one 
  is as strong as you are. When you 
  yell, “I’ll save the day!” and use 1 
  Tough in a non-fight action, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A superhero costume, a 
  ranged weapon, an I Gotchyer 
  Back pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  Wizard
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  4
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Knack
  Ta-da! (costs 1 Smart): 
  Whenever you want to make 
  someone see something that isn’t 
  there, you automatically succeed. 
  Stuff: Your magical outfit, a 
  ranged weapon, an I Gotchyer 
  Back pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle
  X
  Fun: 3
  Superhero
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  4
   
   Fast 
  2
   
   Smart 
  1
   
   Awesome 
  3
  Knack
  Smash! (costs 1 Tough): No one 
  is as strong as you are. When you 
  yell, “I’ll save the day!” and use 1 
  Tough in a non-fight action, you 
  automatically succeed.
  Stuff: A superhero costume, a 
  ranged weapon, an I Gotchyer 
  Back pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  character
  Armor         Hustle X
  Fun: 3
  Wizard
   
  Trait Pool 
  Starting Value
   
   Tough 
  2
   
   Fast 
  4
   
   Smart 
  3
   
   Awesome 
  1
  Knack
  Ta-da! (costs 1 Smart): 
  Whenever you want to make 
  someone see something that isn’t 
  there, you automatically succeed. 
  Stuff: Your magical outfit, a 
  ranged weapon, an I Gotchyer 
  Back pack, Hero Stuff, and 1 coin.
  
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  companion
  You may or may not know where 
  your alien came from, but it’s 
  been with you for as long as you 
  can remember. It speaks gibberish 
  to most people, but you can 
  understand it.
  Treat: Tiny planets
  Awesome Alien
  Anything weird and 
  unexplainable fits into this 
  category: gibbering ball of goo, 
  jabberwocky, mutated creature, 
  and so on.
  companion
  Clumsy Ghost
  Your clumsy ghost doesn’t just 
  say “Boo!” It says “Boo-hoo!” 
  Probably because it stubbed its 
  toe. It still looks scary to the bad 
  guys. Just don’t ask it to carry 
  anything fragile.
  Treat: Scareberries with whipped 
  scream
  Anything dead or spooky 
  fits into this category: ghoul, 
  skeleton, lich, zombie, and so on.
  companion
  Big Bad Wolf
  Nothing keeps you safe like your 
  big bad wolf. For bad guys, it’s all 
  teeth and claws—but for you, it’s 
  all heart.
  Treat: Ruby hearts
  Any wild hunters fit into this 
  category: red fox, brown bear, 
  bald eagle, mountain lion, and 
  so on.
  companion
  Dust Bunny
  You and your dust bunny are the 
  best of friends and go everywhere 
  together. Having him by your side 
  always makes you feel safe and 
  loved.
  Treat: Carrot-shaped clouds
  Anything that is a common pet 
  or companion animal fits into 
  this category: stuffed bunny, 
  pet rabbit, guinea pig, hamster, 
  kitten, puppy, snake, and so on.
  
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  companion
  Fast Car
  Your car is your favorite friend. 
  It goes vroom vroom and it gets 
  you out of jams. You probably 
  have designed it to look like your 
  favorite race car or toy car. The 
  license plate might even have your 
  name on it.
  Treat: Juice boxes filled with gas
  Anything that you can drive fast 
  fits into this category: spaceship, 
  rocket ship, boat, motorcycle, 
  bike, scooter, big truck, and so on.
  companion
  Flying Octopus
  Your flying octopus doesn’t fly so 
  much as he climbs and jumps so 
  fast that it seems like he’s flying. 
  He uses his suckers and tentacles, 
  and the next thing you know, he’s 
  on the roof somewhere.
  Treat: Snail’s mail 
  Any creature that doesn’t 
  normally fly fits into this 
  category: flying fish, soaring dog, 
  gliding cat, winged kangaroo, 
  and so on.
  companion
  Fiery Dragon
  Dragons are the fieriest of 
  creatures. Sometimes your dragon 
  just opens its mouth to speak and 
  a rush of fire comes out instead. 
  But you’ve trained it to be careful 
  and blow fire only when you ask it 
  to. Mostly.
  Treat: Crispy critters 
  Anything that could be fiery fits 
  into this category: fiery lizard, 
  monster, flaming bike, miniature 
  pet sun, and so on.
  companion
  Invisible Friend
  No one can see, hear, or talk to 
  your invisible friend except for you. 
  What does she look like? What’s 
  her name? Does she also have an 
  invisible friend? Only you know—
  and whether or not you tell is up 
  to you.
  Treat: Shadow cookies
  Anything that can’t be seen 
  by everyone else fits into this 
  category: pocket pet, amoeba, 
  tiny spider, living toy, ghost, 
  and so on.
  
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  companion
  Little 
  Brother/Sister
  You may not have wanted a little 
  brother or sister, but now you 
  have one. He or she thinks you’re 
  awesome and follows you around, 
  wanting to help you on your 
  adventures.
  Treat: Edible toys
  Any other person or creature 
  that adores you fits into 
  this category: older sibling, 
  grandparent, pet dog, favorite 
  toy, and so on.
  companion
  Robot Dog
  Your robot dog is your best friend. 
  He loves to be scratched behind 
  his metallic ears, get a belly rub, 
  and sleep next to you on your 
  adventures. He comes when you 
  call his name and loves to fetch.
  Treat: Bone-shaped batteries
  Anything robotic, remote 
  controlled, or doglike fits into 
  this category.
  companion
  Pretty Pony
  Your pretty pony is the prettiest, 
  with a long mane and tail. She 
  might be the color of cotton candy 
  with a rainbow mane, or an all-
  black shadow creature of the night.
  Treat: Silver apples
  Any other horselike creature 
  fits into this category: unicorn, 
  pegasus, zebra, camel, llama, 
  carousel horse, and so on.
  companion
  Scary Monster
  Your scary monster seems scary 
  only if you don’t know him very 
  well. To you and your friends, he’s 
  a big softie, always following you 
  around and making you laugh with 
  his antics.
  Treat: Monster munch
  Anything that seems scary to 
  other people but is really just 
  fun-loving and goofy would 
  work for this category: ghost, 
  ghoul, dinosaur, tiger, and so on.
  
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  companion
  Tiny T. Rex
  This little creature fits right in your 
  pocket or your pack. He’s just 
  as fierce as those big dinosaurs, 
  though. Rawr-squeak!
  Treat: Bite-sized comets
  Any pocket-sized creature fits 
  into this category: mouse, mini-
  monkey, microbe, ant, and so on.
  creature
  Argle-Bargle
  Who knows what argle-bargles 
  are made of? Eyeballs and gelatin is 
  what the description at the Monster 
  Museum says. When they open their 
  mouths, they sound like sucking the 
  last of a milkshake through a straw. 
  You can find them anywhere, but they 
  seem to really like Snow’s Cones.
  Level: 3
  Health: 3
  Damage: 2 (melee bounce or body 
  bump)
  Skill: Licks you with its spotted 
  tongue and gives you blue 
  spots until the next time you do 
  something that adds more Fun to 
  your Fun pool.
  Quirk: If you suck the end of a 
  milkshake through a straw, you 
  can “talk” to an argle-bargle.
  Stuff: 1 coin per player. Plus eyeballs. 
  Lots and lots of eyeballs.
  creature
  They might smell like cinnamon 
  and butter and look as cute as 
  cookies, but don’t try to bite their 
  heads off. Aminal crackers come in 
  many forms: lions, tigers, giraffes, 
  bears, rhinos, or other wild 
  creatures. They typically move in 
  packs of two to four creatures.
  Level: 2
  Health: 2
  Damage: 2 (bite or claw)
  Skill: Spits cookie crumbs that 
  do 2 points of damage to all 
  characters In Range.
  Quirk: Aminal crackers can’t 
  swim. If you get them wet, they 
  dissolve in a gooey mess. 
  Stuff: 1 coin per player. Plus a 
  handful of cookie crumbs. 
  Edible. Probably.
  Aminal Crackers
  creature
  Barbaric Yawp
  Tall and purple, the barbaric yawp 
  has a giant mouth right in the 
  middle of its belly. You can hear 
  one coming from miles away. It 
  laughs so loud that the ground 
  shakes beneath its feet. When it 
  whispers, trees fall down around it. 
  And when it yells, it can send you 
  sprawling back into the dirt.
  Level: 4
  Health: 8
  Damage: 2 (belly bite)
  Skill: Swallows you whole. (It’s a 
  Goal 3 Tough roll to escape.)
  Quirk: If you give your own battle 
  cry, the barbaric yawp will ask 
  you to teach it to him!
  Stuff: 1 or 2 coins and 1 Treat 
  per player, plus whatever (or 
  whoever) it ate last.
  
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  creature
  Buglar
  These thieving insects can be found 
  anywhere in Storia. They always 
  work in pairs: one buglar gets your 
  attention while the other steals 
  your stuff. They might look like 
  ladybugs, beetles, or butterflies, 
  but they never look like spiders.
  Level: 2
  Health: 2
  Damage: 2 (wing hit or body 
  bump)
  Skill: Steals one of your items and 
  1 coin (if you have it).
  Quirk: If you freely give a buglar 
  something of yours before it 
  tries to steal from you, you 
  confuse it and it hugs you 
  instead of stealing from you.
  Stuff: 2 coins and 1 Treat per 
  player, plus anything it stole 
  from the players.
  creature
  Fearsum
  The fearsum is a giant, scary 
  creature. It’s purple-black and has 
  many eyes and legs. Its striped 
  tongue lashes and smashes! 
  Level: 5
  Health: 10
  Damage: 3 (tongue whip)
  Skill: Wraps you up in its tongue 
  and holds you there. You must 
  make a Goal 5 defend roll to 
  escape.
  Quirk: It’s afraid of math and will 
  run away if you start doing 
  math problems near it.
  Stuff: 3 coins per player. Plus, you 
  can wear its long striped tongue 
  as a scarf.
  creature
  Dinomatron
  Half dinosaur and half robot, this 
  giant beast has two tails and a 
  mouth full of sharp teeth. When it 
  roars, you can hear it over even the 
  loudest music. It’s always hungry.
  Level: 4
  Health: 8
  Damage: 2 (bite or claw)
  Skill: Roars so loud it knocks two 
  characters In Range to the 
  ground for one round.
  Quirk: The dinomatron really likes 
  other dinosaurs. If characters 
  pull their arms into their sleeves 
  so only their hands stick out and 
  go Rawr!, the dinomatron will 
  think they are friends and won’t 
  attack them for one round.
  Stuff: 2 coins per player.
  creature
  Ghost
  There are many kinds of ghosts. 
  Some are mean, some are clumsy, 
  some are funny, and some are shy. 
  Upon meeting a ghost, you will 
  know right away which kind it is. 
  Ghosts can look like people, blobs, or 
  creatures. 
  Level: 3
  Health: 3
  Damage: 2 (shoots ghost goo or 
  uses a weapon)
  Skill: Scares one living creature, 
  causing them to run and hide for 
  one round.
  Quirk: If a ghost sees itself in a mirror, 
  a still pond, or another reflective 
  surface, it gets scared and hides 
  behind the nearest person.
  Stuff: Nothing but ghost goo. Ghosts 
  don’t have pockets!
  
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  creature
  Jinx
  Jinxes come in two colors: pink 
  and more pink. They have three 
  eyeballs and a pair of tiny horns 
  at the top of their heads. They 
  chatter almost constantly, but 
  mostly say nonsense.  
  Level: 3
  Health: 6
  Damage: 2 (horns or claws)
  Skill: Can attack two characters 
  at the same time, doing 2 points 
  of damage to both.
  Quirk: Loves jinxes. If everyone in 
  the group says the same word 
  at the same time, the jinx will 
  do a happy dance.
  Stuff: 1 coin per player.
  creature
  Ninja Zombie
  Ninja zombies are the most irritating 
  kind of zombie. They are strong. 
  They are fast. And they’re sneaky. 
  Well, sneaky for a zombie, anyway. 
  They mostly eat brains, but they 
  aren’t picky. They also like pizza with 
  anchovies, ’Snot Soda, and brain-
  flavored candy. They often hunt in 
  pairs. 
  Level: 4
  Health: 4
  Damage: 3 (throwing star or knife)
  Skill: Because they’re dead, they are 
  hard to hurt. Your weapons do 1 
  less point of damage than normal. 
  Quirk: If you hit them with their own 
  weapons, it hurts them even more. 
  Any time you hit them with one of 
  their throwing stars or knives, you 
  do 3 points of damage.
  Stuff: 2 coins and 1 Treat per player.
  creature
  Killjoy
  These orange and black robots hate 
  fun. They have little detectors that 
  tell them when people are playing 
  games, laughing, or telling jokes. 
  When they find someone having fun, 
  they steal their fun away. They are 
  always alone. 
  Level: 4
  Health: 8
  Damage: 3 (whirring fists)
  Skill: Sucks the joy, excitement, and 
  fun right out of you. You can’t use 
  your pools or skills in your next 
  round.
  Quirk: Can’t stand fun, jokes, or 
  silly songs. If you do any of these 
  things, it will stop what it’s doing 
  and cover its ears for one round.
  Stuff: A jar of stolen Fun (contains 1 
  Fun per player).
  creature
  Saw-toothed Witch
  Birdlike witches with large, saw-toothed 
  beaks, these creatures are known for 
  kidnapping other creatures. Sometimes 
  they do it for the money. Other times 
  they do it to learn the location of a 
  secret treasure or special item. They 
  often work in groups of two or three.
  Level: 3
  Health: 3
  Damage: 2 (beak bite or melee 
  weapon)
  Skill: Can use retractable tongue 
  to steal a player’s weapon if it’s 
  Within Reach.
  Quirk: Saw-toothed witches are 
  afraid of bee swarms. If everyone 
  in the group buzzes and moves 
  around like bees, the witches will 
  run away for one round.
  Stuff: 1 coin per player. Sometimes a 
  treasure map or other bit of secret 
  information.
  
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  creature
  Skulldugger
  This giant purple creature smells 
  like grape bubble gum. It has big 
  feet and a big mouth, and it runs 
  fast. Very fast. When it’s about to 
  attack, its eyes turn bright purple. 
  Level: 4
  Health: 8
  Damage: 2 (bite)
  Skill: He blows his bubble gum 
  and pops it, doing 2 points 
  of damage to all characters 
  Within Reach.
  Quirk: If you make him laugh 
  while he’s blowing a bubble, it 
  will pop all over his face and he 
  won’t be able to see.
  Stuff: Five pieces of bubble gum. 
  Only one of them has already 
  been chewed.
  creature
  Vex Knight
  The epitome of evil, Vex Knights have 
  only one purpose: to destroy Storia 
  and everyone in it. They wear mirrored 
  armor, which makes them hard to see, 
  and wield shadow weapons. They are 
  dangerous, evil, and mean.
  Level: 6
  Health: 12
  Damage: 4 (shadowsword or 
  crossbow)
  Skill: They’re very fast so they 
  always go first in a fight. They 
  take their action before the 
  players do. 
  Quirk: The only thing that Vex 
  Knights are afraid of is goodness. 
  If two or more players choose to 
  Be Awesome near a Vex Knight, 
  interacting with it becomes a Goal 
  4 (instead of Goal 6).
  Stuff: 5 coins per player.
  creature
  Slugabed
  Slugabeds are the laziest creatures 
  you’ve ever seen. They like nothing 
  more than to make you lazy and 
  sleepy, just like them. Slugabeds 
  have little eye-shaped creatures 
  called blinkens that live on their 
  skin and constantly sing lullabies.
  Level: 2
  Health: 4
  Damage: 2 (the blinkens sing a 
  dirge)
  Skill: A slugabed’s lullaby makes 
  those In Range want to lie down 
  and take a nap for one round.
  Quirk: If you tell it about the last 
  dream you had, it will fall asleep 
  for one round.
  Stuff: A fluffy pillow and a sleep 
  mask.
  creature
  Weather Creatures
  There are many kinds of weather 
  creatures. Gloom bunnies. Unistorms. 
  Rain deer. Ice mice. And more.
  Level: 4
  Health: 4
  Damage: 2 (hail, lightning, 
  snowfall, and so on)
  Skill: They do funny things to the 
  weather. Gloom bunnies bring 
  clouds and dark skies, making 
  it hard to see. Unistorms fill the 
  sky with lightning and thunder. 
  Rain deer make it rain and hail. 
  Ice mice cause blizzards and 
  avalanches.
  Quirk: Weather creatures flee 
  if you make a sun out of 
  something and flash it at them.
  Stuff: Weather in a bottle. 
  
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  Blows up a balloon and turns 
  it into a tool of your choice. 
  (Short)
  Balloon Tool
  Big Ears
  Alerts you any time it hears 
  something dangerous In Range. 
  (Long)
  Best Buds
  Calls a group of friends who can 
  carry you and your friends back to 
  your campsite or home base in the 
  blink of an eye. (Short)
  Bookworm
  Finds a secret book for you. If you 
  or your companion reads it aloud to 
  the group, everyone adds 1 to their 
  Smart pool. (Short)
  
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  Bubbler
  Blows bubbles toward your friends. 
  When the bubbles pop, everyone 
  adds 1 to their Fast pool. (Short)
  DEFLECTOR
  On your defend action, throws up a 
  shield that sends all damage back at 
  the bad guy. (Short)
  Burp
  Burps so loud that it deafens all 
  creatures Within Reach for one 
  round. (Short)
  Disguise
  Instantly makes you look like 
  someone else. (Long)
  
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  Embiggen
  Grows to giant size and stomps on 
  something, doing 3 points of damage. 
  (Short)
  Free Ride
  On your defend action, runs over and 
  picks you up. You avoid all damage. 
  (Short)
  ENFLAME
  Spits fire that does 2 points of 
  damage to all creatures and objects 
  Within Reach. (Short)
  Great Game
  Plays a game with you. You refill all 
  your trait pools without using 1 Fun 
  from your Fun pool. (Short)
  
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  Hat Trick
  Turns itself into a hat. If you wear it, 
  it makes you invisible. (Long)
  Knock-Knock
  Tells a joke that makes you laugh 
  so hard that you add 2 to your 
  Awesome pool. (Short)
  Key
  Reshapes its hand, foot, or other 
  body part into a key to open any 
  locked door, chest, or box. (Short)
  Know Globe
  Creates a rainbow-colored globe. 
  Shake the globe and ask it one 
  question (Goal 3) and you will get an 
  honest answer. (Short)
  
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  Lifesaver
  On your defend action, jumps in 
  front of you, protecting you from all 
  damage. (Short)
  Lullaby
  Sings a beautiful lullaby, putting all 
  creatures Within Reach to sleep for 
  one round. (Short)
  Living Rope
  Stretches into a living rope. You can 
  ask the living rope to do anything a 
  normal rope would do, and it will do 
  that for you. (Long)
  No See ’Em
  Makes your whole group 
  invisible. (Long)
  
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  Roar
  Shapeshifts into a tiger and attacks 
  one object or bad guy, doing 3 points 
  of damage with its claws and teeth. 
  (Short)
  Spark
  Unleashes a stream of lightning that 
  does 3 points of damage to one bad 
  guy. (Short)
  Shake It Off
  Picks you up by the feet and shakes 
  you until you feel better. You add 2 
  to your Tough pool. (Short)
  Spew Goo
  Spits goo out of its mouth that coats 
  the ground. Everything In Range is 
  stuck in place for one round. (Short)
  
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  Spiderweb
  Coats your hands and feet so that you 
  can walk on walls and ceilings. (Long)
  Starshine
  Glows in the dark, allowing everyone 
  in your group to see as if it were 
  daytime. (Long)
  Squeeze
  Squeezes a non-living item (like a 
  chest, door, or box) until it pops open. 
  (Short)
  Startle
  Sneaks up behind a bad guy In Range 
  and yells, “Boo!” The bad guy gets 
  so scared that it tries to run away. 
  (Short)
  
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  Tough Stuff
  Blows into your thumb, giving you 
  huge muscles. Add 2 to your Tough 
  pool. (Short)
  Trickster
  Shows off a new trick, delighting 
  you so much that you add 2 to your 
  Smart Pool. (Short)
  Trick
  Does tricks for one other character 
  of your choice. That character adds 
  1 to one of their trait pools. (Short)
  Tell Spell
  Utters a secret spell that makes one 
  other creature honestly answer any 
  two questions that you ask it. (Short)
  
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