TEXT: Cat Dream Adventure
  by @hellotenbear
  A Game to Play with your Cat
  Once per day when your cat is awake and 
  alert, ask if it would like to go on an adventure. 
  If they look at you, consider it a yes and take 
  out your cats favourite toy. 
  describe the adventure
  Explain to them that on their adventure they 
  encounter a mouse, squirrel, grasshopper, 
  dove, or other suitable critter that must be 
  killed to feed the family.
  
  RULES FOR COMBAT I
  NARRATE COMBAT AS YOU PLAY
  For the first round, engage their need to stalk. 
  Bait them slowly with their toy, encouraging 
  them to creep along on their bellies like a 
  snake. Try to get their pupils to go mega wide, 
  filling up nearly their entire eye.
  AMBUSH TIME
  This begins the second round, engage their 
  need to ambush. Make a jittery movement, 
  and quick stop, then jitter again, trying to get 
  them to pounce. Try to pantomime the critter 
  feeding, or staggering due to an illness. 
  
  RULES FOR COMBAT II
  PAY ATTENTION TO BODY LANGUAGE
  If you see your cat wiggling its butt, get 
  ready to try and pull their toy away at the last 
  moment before they pounce to get them to 
  land and have to run and chase after the toy. 
  Either throw it now, or drag it around to get 
  them to run after it.
  WHEN YOUR CAT IS GETTING TIRED
  Narrate one final scenario for them to get the 
  final blow on their enemy. Let them shake, 
  rabbit kick, or carry away their kill. If you read 
  the signs wrong and they lose interest, narrate 
  that the critter has escaped on this day to 
  recover its wounds.
  
  VICTORY, LOSS, REWARD
  ALL ADVENTURES END WITH REWARDS
  No matter the outcome, a defeated enemy, 
  or a daring escape, lavish your cat with praise. 
  Blink at them slowly, and reward them with a 
  few of their favourite treats. 
  To honor them further, fold up a sweater or 
  hoodie that has your scent on it and place it 
  on their favourite bed. Make a big show of it 
  and explain that this is a special fabric that will 
  keep them safe with protective magic while 
  they sleep. 
  REPEAT DAILY OR TWICE DAILY
  For the greatest reward for you and your cat,
  play Cat Dream Adventure daily or twice daily. 
  Make it a Routine Cat Dream for a happy, 
  healthy cat.
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/Cat's Dream/Cat Dream Adventure.pdf