TEXT: ||||CAR LESBIANS
  LESBIAN CAR-RACING GAME
  Track Pack 1
  
  Tight Squeeze
  (Car -2)
  It’s getting close - too close! 
  If two racers are tied this leg, they’re 
  plugging it up and blocking anyone 
  from passing! Hang out in the rear or 
  spend a Drift point to leap ahead!
  Beach Blanket Blitzkrieg
  (Car -2)
  All this sand is making it hard to get 
  anything done - your Car stays at -1 
  after this leg until you take a pit stop 
  to get it wet!
  Desperate Housewives
  (Car -2)
  You’re in the middle of Suburbia for this 
  leg, and all those station wagons seem 
  to be trying to slow you down!
  Every time you pass a Hotness check 
  during this leg, you get another -1 to 
  Car checks!
  Well-Used Street
  (Car -3)
  It’s bumper-to-bumper around here, so 
  hang on and look out!
  Wrong Way Down a One-Way
  (Car -4)
  “But I exit from there!”
  Cones, Cones Cones
  (Car -2)
  Road work ahead, so ditch the crowd 
  and dodge those steamrollers!
  Any time you fail a Car check, your Car 
  stat takes 1 point of damage!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Red Light District
  (Car +0, Hotness +1)
  Girls are out in droves, and sin is in! It’s 
  no sweat to pick up a fan in this crowd!
  Trimmed Hedges
  (Car -1)
  The grass is greener, but the park is 
  full of picnickers! Look out for those 
  sundresses and skirts, and keep your 
  eyes on the race!
  No parking on the grass - Pit Stops are 
  not allowed during this leg!
  Parking Lot
  (Car +0)
  The lot’s crowded, so hit the gas 
  and get the best spot! If your Car is 
  trashed, you can steal a new one here 
  (roll 1d6+2 for the new Car). Stealing a 
  car here is an action, not a Pit Stop!
  Les Angeles
  Bright lights, fast cars, and hot girls, this is street racing at its finest! 
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  Mile-High Club
  (Car -2)
  Make your way over those mountains, 
  but don’t send yourself over the edge! 
  If you roll a critical failure during this 
  leg, you must make a Car check or be 
  out of the race for good!
  Beach Blanket Blitzkrieg
  (Car -2)
  All this sand is making it hard to get 
  anything done - your Car stays at -1 
  after this leg until you take a pit stop 
  to get it wet!
  Rough Patch
  (Car -2)
  The road’s all torn up, and you might 
  be too! If you fail to pass another racer 
  during this leg, she kicks up a rock and 
  your Car takes 1 damage!
  Tight Squeeze
  (Car -2)
  It’s getting close - too close! 
  If two racers are tied this leg, they’re 
  plugging it up and blocking anyone 
  from passing! Hang out in the rear or 
  spend a Drift point to leap ahead!
  Flash Flood
  (Car -3)
  It’s wet - too wet! Everything’s slippery, 
  and if you’re not careful you’ll get 
  swept away! Every time you fail a Car 
  check during this leg, you are passed 
  by the racer (or racers) in the position 
  behind you!
  Sandstorm
  (Car -4)
  You can’t see or hear anything! No 
  bumping the other racers during this 
  leg, and every time you have a critical 
  fail your Car takes 1 damage!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Oiled Up
  (Car +0)
  Oil wells everywhere! If you take a Pit 
  Stop during this leg, add +1 to either 
  your Hotness or Car until the end of 
  the race!
  Flat as a Board
  (Car +0)
  Nothing around for a country mile, so 
  make your own lane! All Car checks to 
  pass during this leg are at +2 !
  Take the High Road
  (Car -1)
  This leg’s a confusing maze of twists 
  and turns, but you might get lucky!
  When you pass someone during this 
  leg, you can spend a Drift point and 
  pass the racer in front of her too!
  Dry Heat
   Keep your cool when things get hot, or you’ll blow more than your radiator! 
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  Bad Neighborhood
  (Car -1)
  Downtown is a sea of tenements, so 
  watch your tail! If you take a Pit Stop 
  here, roll a d6. On a 1, you lose a Car 
  Mod! If you have no Car Mods, lose 1 
  point from your Car instead!
  Beach Blanket Blitzkrieg
  (Car -2)
  All this sand is making it hard to get 
  anything done - your Car stays at -1 
  after this leg until you take a pit stop 
  to get it wet!
  Skinny Dipping
  (Car -1)
  This leg takes you through the 
  shallows, so don’t get too wet or things 
  will get slippery! Every 1 you roll counts 
  as -2 successes during this leg!
  Well-Used Street
  (Car -3)
  It’s bumper-to-bumper around here, so 
  hang on and look out!
  Hot and Sticky
  (Car -2, Hotness -1)
  You might like the mud, but not the 
  bugs! Every time you fail a Car check 
  you are passed by the racer(s) in the 
  position behind you!
  Hurricane
  (Car -3)
  You can’t see or hear anything! No 
  bumping the other racers during this 
  leg, and every time you have a critical 
  failure you must immediately take a 
  Pit Stop!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Mall Madness
  (Car -1)
  If you take a Pit Stop during this leg 
  you can buy as many Car Mods as you 
  can afford!
  Bikini District
  (Car +0)
  Talk about bombshells! Thanks to all 
  the fun-loving locals, your Hotness 
  can’t fall below 3 during this leg!
  Parking Lot
  (Car +0)
  The lot’s crowded, so hit the gas 
  and get the best spot! If your Car is 
  trashed, you can steal a new one here 
  (roll 1d6+2 for the new Car). Stealing a 
  car here is an action, not a Pit Stop!
  Palm Tree City
  Welcome to Palm Tree City, where it’s bikini season all year long!
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  Deer in the Headlights
  (Car -1)
  Animals on the road! Any time you get 
  less than 1 success during this leg, take 
  a -1 to either your Hotness or your Car!
  Mile-High Club
  (Car -2)
  Make your way over those mountains, 
  but don’t send yourself over the edge! 
  If you roll a critical failure during this 
  leg, you must make a Car check or be 
  out of the race for good!
  Rough Patch
  (Car -2)
  The road’s all torn up, and you might 
  be too! If you fail to pass another racer 
  during this leg, she kicks up a rock and 
  your Car takes 1 damage!
  Through the Woods
  (Car -1)
  You can’t see the racetrack for the 
  trees! Your Car checks to pass other 
  racers are at -2 during this leg!
  Cow Crossing
  (Car -4)
  The road is full of cows - and we don’t 
  mean the other racers! Slow down or 
  you’ll wreck your car!
  County Line
  (Car -3)
  The local authorities are out in force, 
  and trying to bring you in!
  The racer in last place at the end 
  of this leg is busted, and must 
  immediately take a Pit Stop before they 
  can continue!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Roll in the Hay
  (Car +0)
  You’re in farm country now! Pick up a 
  local at a Pit Stop during this leg and 
  she’ll show you right where to go - if 
  she’s in the car you’ll get +1 to your 
  Hotness and Car during the next leg!
  Flat as a Board
  (Car +0)
  Nothing around for a country mile, so 
  make your own lane! All Car checks to 
  pass during this leg are at +2 !
  Take the High Road
  (Car -1)
  This leg’s a confusing maze of twists 
  and turns, but you might get lucky!
  When you pass someone during this 
  leg, you can spend a Drift point and 
  pass the racer in front of her too!
  Nature’s Bounty
  Take in the fresh air, pick up the farm girls, and get down and dirty on back roads!
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  Skinny Dipping
  (Car -1)
  This leg takes you through the 
  shallows, so don’t get too wet or things 
  will get slippery! Every 1 you roll counts 
  as -2 successes during this leg!
  Through the Woods
  (Car -1)
  You can’t see the racetrack for the 
  trees! Your Car checks to pass other 
  racers are at -2 during this leg!
  Mile-High Club
  (Car -2)
  Make your way over those mountains, 
  but don’t send yourself over the edge! 
  If you roll a critical failure during this 
  leg, you must make a Car check or be 
  out of the race for good!
  Bad Neighborhood
  (Car -1)
  Downtown is a sea of tenements, so 
  watch your tail! If you take a Pit Stop 
  here, roll a d6. On a 1, you lose a Car 
  Mod! If you have no Car Mods, you lose 1 
  point from your Car instead!
  Hot and Sticky
  (Car -2, Hotness -1)
  You might like the mud, but not the 
  bugs! Every time you fail a Car check 
  you are passed by the racer(s) in the 
  position behind you!
  Temple of Zoom
  (Car -1)
  The road might be paved, but it’s full of 
  traps! If you’re in first or second place, 
  every time you fail a Car check during 
  this leg your Car takes 1 damage!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Mall Madness
  (Car -1)
  If you take a Pit Stop during this leg 
  you can buy as many Car Mods as you 
  can afford!
  Bikini District
  (Car +0)
  Talk about bombshells! Thanks to all 
  the fun-loving locals, your Hotness 
  can’t fall below 3 during this leg!
  Me Car Lesbian, You Jane
  (Car -2, Hotness +1)
  The vines in the road are murder, 
  but there’s something about those 
  waterfalls that brings out the animal 
  in you!
  Tropic Heat
  Welcome to the jungle, baby!
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  Slippery Curves
  (Car -1)
  The road is too slick and everyone’s 
  sliding into the wrong place! If you fail 
  your Car check to pass another racer 
  during this leg, you must immediately 
  take a Pit Stop!
  Mile-High Club
  (Car -2)
  Make your way over those mountains, 
  but don’t send yourself over the edge! 
  If you roll a critical failure during this 
  leg, you must make a Car check or be 
  out of the race for good!
  Rough Patch
  (Car -2)
  The road’s all torn up, and you might 
  be too! If you fail to pass another racer 
  during this leg, she kicks up a rock and 
  your Car takes 1 damage!
  Through the Woods
  (Car -1)
  You can’t see the racetrack for the 
  trees! Your Car checks to pass other 
  racers are at -2 during this leg!
  Avalanche
  (Car -4)
  There’s no going back, and there’s only 
  one way to go - down! If you take a Pit 
  Stop during this leg you’re out of the 
  race for good!
  Snowstorm
  (Car -3)
  You can’t see or hear anything! Every 
  time you have a critical fail your Car 
  and the car in front of you both take 1 
  damage!
  Wide Open
  (Car +2)
  This leg is straight and empty, so pour 
  it on and melt that asphalt!
  Roll in the Hay
  (Car +0)
  You’re in farm country now! Pick up a 
  local at a Pit Stop during this leg and 
  she’ll show you right where to go - if 
  she’s in the car you’ll get +1 to your 
  Hotness and Car during the next leg!
  Flat as a Board
  (Car +0)
  Nothing around for a country mile, so 
  make your own lane! All Car checks to 
  pass during this leg are at +2 !
  Red Light District
  (Car +0, Hotness +1)
  Girls are out in droves, and sin is in! It’s 
  no sweat to pick up a fan in this crowd!
  Northern Exposure
  Time to hit the slopes and find those ski bunnies!
  QUEEN OF DIAMONDS
  QUEEN OF CLUBS
  QUEEN OF HEARTS
  QUEEN OF SPADES
  RED JOKER
  BLACK JOKER
  ACE OF DIAMONDS
  ACE OF CLUBS
  ACE OF HEARTS
  ACE OF SPADES
  
  To use a Track Pack, discard the Jacks and Kings from your deck (trust us, 
  you can have plenty of fun without them!), leaving the numbered cards, aces, 
  queens, and jokers. The numbered cards are used for Random Events - you 
  can keep that pile separate.
  The ten remaining cards are used for the Track Pack, and are easy or 
  beneficial (Queens), challenging (Aces) or murderous (Jokers). Each time a 
  card is drawn it is discarded; the same leg never appears twice!
  Alternatively, you can roll a ten-sided die; however, you may have to reroll 
  duplicate results.
  Erratum
  In the main Car Lesbians rule book, the entry for Drift points under Cunning 
  Stunts reads “One Score point is normally awarded for stunts.” This should 
  read “One Drift point is normally awarded for stunts.”
  
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