TEXT: PARANOIA
  ™
  The Mutant Experience by R. Eric Reuss is a 72-page rules supplement for the PARANOIA XP roleplaying game 
  published by Mongoose Publishing (www.mongoosepublishing.com). The Mutant Experience offers new rules to 
  ignore, new variant Alpha Complex settings, and huge heaping mounds of new mutant powers, plus many dozens of 
  variations on the existing powers presented in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. Want your Troubleshooter characters 
  to be Bouncy, Stretchy, Spiky, Forgettable or Radioactive? Interested in Call Bots, Creeping Madness, Enervating 
  Darkness, Scream and Stench? What about new mutagens and mutation-related equipment and medications? If 
  you too are committed to ﬁ ghting the ever-present mutant threat, check out the Mutant Experience!
  Herein ﬁ nd the following TWO (2) forms from 
  The Mutant Experience supplement:
  Mutation Registration Form
  Suspicion of Mutant Activity Report Form
  The Computer also generously provides 
  TWO (2) additional forms cut for space from 
  The Mutant  Experience:
  Standard Afﬁ davit of Registered Mutant Status
  Mandatory Survey # 993704—Mutants and You
  CPU and Mongoose Publishing authorize you to print, photocopy 
  and/or distribute these forms FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. 
  Unauthorized use is punishable by termination and erasure. 
  Remember, ﬁ lesharing is Communism!
  The Mutant Experience FORM PACK
  Loyal citizens of Alpha Complex! 
  In furtherance of THE COMPUTER’s imminent 
  victory against the mutant menace, Central 
  Processing now makes available to you, at no cost, 
  the forms from the ﬁ ne PARANOIA XP supplement
  THE MUTANT EXPERIENCE
  TM & Copyright © 1983, 1987, 2005 by Eric Goldberg & Greg Costikyan. All Rights Reserved. Mongoose Publishing Ltd., Authorized User. 
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  A world ﬁ t for Kafka, Orwell 
  and the Marx Brothers
  PARANOIA is a satirical roleplaying game set in a darkly 
  humorous future. A well-meaning but deranged Computer 
  desperately protects the citizens of an underground city 
  from secret societies, mutants and all sorts of real and 
  imagined enemies. You play a Troubleshooter, one of The 
  Computer’s elite agents. You track and destroy the enemies 
  of The Computer. You hope The Computer and your fellow 
  Troubleshooters won’t ﬁ nd out you are one of these enemies.
  PARANOIA: a lighthearted game of terror, death, 
   bureaucracies, mad scientists, mutants, dangerous weapons 
  and insane robots, which encourages players to lie, to cheat 
  and to backstab each other at every turn.
  Originally published in 1984, PARANOIA sold over 150,000 
  copies. The new PARANOIA XP edition updates Alpha Complex 
  for this new and more paranoid time.
  ALL PROBLEMS 
  ARE SOLVABLE BY 
  APPLICATION OF 
  SUFFICIENT FORMS
  
  Name __________________________-____-_______-____
  Date and time  ____________________________________
  Service ﬁ rm  ______________________________________
  Housing unit  _____________________________________
  Per annum radiation exposure  _______________________
  Mutation Registration Form
  Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Ofﬁ ce of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
  ATTACH TISSUE SAMPLE HERE
  INSTRUCTIONS: Answer all questions fully and completely. Except where 
  indicated, check only one response for multiple choice questions. If you 
  have speculations as to the source of your mutation, include them on the 
  back of this form. Practice good penmanship. Trust The Computer. Failure 
  to obey is treason.
  FOR AUTHORIZED USE ONLY
  ! Happy 
  ! Morose 
  ! Satisﬁ ed 
  ! Unhappy 
  ! Powerful 
  ! Very worried
  ! Enthusiastic 
  ! Kind of tingly ! Inferior
  ! Cunning 
  ! Apathetic 
  ! Despairing
  Having a mutation makes me feel (check all that apply):
  ! I love mutants 
  ! The Computer loves mutants
  ! I am being blackmailed 
  ! I dare not disobey
  ! I lost a really dumb bet 
  ! Honesty is the best policy
  ! I have a death wish 
  ! My head is going to explode
  ! My awesome might should be used for the good of all Alpha 
  Complex
  I need to register my mutation because (check all that apply):
  INITIAL PROCESSING 
  ID
  Credit Adjustment 
   ______________  
   _____
  Revised Loyalty Index 
   ______________  
   _____
  Mutation Classiﬁ cation 
   ______________  
   _____
  Personality Proﬁ le Code 
   ______________  
   _____
  Medication Recommendation 
   ______________  
   _____
  ASSIGNMENTS
  Registration Contact 
   ______________________
  Medication 
   ______________________
  Surveillance 
   ______________________
  Termination 
   ______________________
  It takes me _________________ to eat a HappyTummy Energy Bar.
  ! Yes ! No 
  I have been on the premises of a nuclear reactor within the last three months. 
  ! Yes ! No 
  I have watched more than two complete episodes of the Best Good Happy Sector Hour.
  ! Yes ! No 
  I have heard of the secret society known as ‘Psion.’
  ! Yes ! No 
  If given the choice, I would opt to terminate myself in hopes that my next clone would not suffer from this mutation.
  ! Yes ! No 
  My mutation is powerful enough to possibly harm the citizens, social institutions and/or property of Alpha Complex.
  If ‘yes,’ why should you be permitted to live on as a menace to all who surround you?
  If ‘no,’ how will your mutation be of any use to Alpha Complex?
  What can you possibly hope to accomplish that would make up for the mere fact of your blighted existence?
  How long will it take you to do this? 
  Describe your mutation. Include speciﬁ c examples with time, date, location and witnesses.
  The average handling time for this form is between THREE DAYS and EIGHTEEN MONTHS. Resubmitting an identical copy of this form will not expedite process-
  ing in any way. If you need to alter or amend any information on this form, resubmit it with an attached Application Modiﬁ cation Rider (993-51-Z8854). Until this form has 
  been duly and fully processed, you are not authorized to use your purported mutation in any way whatsoever. If your application for Registered Mutant status is approved, 
  you will be retroactively subject to all requirements and regulations thereof, in accordance with section 72 of the Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.9. 
  Form 776-Z/0-T82
  Please list all citizens you have damaged, injured or inconvenienced with your mutation. Continue on reverse if necessary.
  Citizen 
  Date and Time 
  Location 
  Offense
   __________________________   _____________________   _________________   ___________________________
   __________________________   _____________________   _________________   ___________________________
   __________________________   _____________________   _________________   ___________________________
   __________________________   _____________________   _________________   ___________________________
   __________________________   _____________________   _________________   ___________________________
  
  Name ________________________-____-_______-____
  Location (current) _______________________________
  Date and time (current)  ___________________________
  Height (current) _________________________________
  Weight (current) _________________________________
  Sanitation grade (current) _________________________
  No. of mutants killed (career) ______________________
  No. of mutants turned in (career) ____________________
  Suspicion of Mutant Activity Report Form
  Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Ofﬁ ce of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
  FOR AUTHORIZED USE ONLY
   
  Additional notes
  Loyalty index 
   _____________  
  Credibility index 
   _____________  
  Transition rating 
   _____________  
  What did you do to document the suspicious activity?
  The average handling time for this form is between TWO MINUTES and SEVEN WEEKS. Re-submitting an identical copy of this form will not expedite processing 
  in any way. All witnesses of a suspicious event must submit separate paperwork. Unauthorized discussion of events prior to ﬁ ling said paperwork is treason. If you need 
  to alter or amend any information on this form, resubmit it with an attached Report Modiﬁ cation Rider (993-52-H1996). By submitting this report, you authorize Internal 
  Security and/or other duly authorized representatives of The Computer to contact you about it at any time of day or night in a method of their choosing.
  Form N73G-59O.7 
  Location (of suspicious activity) _____________________
  Date and time (of suspicious activity)  ________________
  ATTACHED DOCUMENTATION
  Description 
  Reference code
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________  
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________  
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________  
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________  
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________  
   ! _____________________________  
   _________________
  Describe the suspicious activity in detail. Include the names of all citizens involved and/or present. Note any registered mutants.
  ! Yes 
  ! No 
  I am unusually thirsty today. 
  ! Yes 
  ! No 
  My jumpsuit ﬁ ts perfectly.
  ! Yes 
  ! No 
  I have never failed The Computer.
  List all pharmaceuticals administered to you in the 24 hours prior 
  to the observed event:
  How did the suspicious activity make you feel?
  Check all that apply:
  The observed activity might have been the result of
  ! a mutation 
  ! an experimental device
  ! an optical illusion 
  ! not enough sleep
  ! bad timing 
  ! a plot against The Computer
  ! weather balloons 
  ! drugs
  ! sunspots 
  ! lots and lots of drugs
  ! bots 
  ! nuclear radiation
  ! too much pressure 
  ! random chance
  What do you wish had happened instead?
  What sort of mutation do you think was involved?
  Who do you believe was ultimately responsible? Why?
  Why didn’t it?
  Where did you learn about this mutation?
  Why should we believe you?
  ! Yes 
  ! No 
  Did you attempt to stop the suspicious activity?
   
  If Yes, how? ______________________________________________________________________________________________  
   
  How did you ensure your interference would not compromise the evidence against the mutant(s)?
   
  ________________________________________________________________________________________________________  
   
  If No, why not? Do you not believe mutant powers are dangerous? Or were you simply too frightened?
   
  ________________________________________________________________________________________________________   
  
  Name __________________________-____-______-____
  Service ﬁ rm  _____________________________________
  Housing unit  ____________________________________
  Registered Mutant Tracking Code ____________________
  Date and time granted _____________________________
  [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] ______________
  DNA Checksum __________________________________
  Standard Afﬁ davit of Registered Mutant Status
  Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Ofﬁ ce of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
  Carry this afﬁ davit on your person at all times. You are required by law to display it to any authorized citizen who requests to see it. 
  Should this paperwork become lost or damaged, you must immediately ﬁ le an 83-992/C: Afﬁ davit Replacement Request Form, Type S. 
  WARNING: Unauthorized modiﬁ cation of this paperwork is a class KK/1 Treasonous Act!
  Form 77365.2/K, revision E
  The following individuals are authorized to view Section 1:
   
  The bearer
   
  Citizens of GREEN Clearance and higher
   
  The bearer’s registration contact
   
  The bearer’s medication supervisor
   
  Internal Security personnel
  The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 1:
  ! All citizens
  ! Citizens of at least RED Clearance
  ! Citizens above the bearer’s security clearance
  ! Any and all supervisors, managers, team leaders, 
  coordinators or other direct superiors of the bearer
  ! Any and all coworkers, liaisons, departmental con-
  tacts, team members or other colleagues of the bearer
  ! Armed Forces personnel
  ! Citizens who would be terribly unhappy otherwise
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 2
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 3
  ! Other: ___________________________________
  SECTION 1: IDENTIFICATION
  (AFFIX PHOTOGRAPH OF MUTANT HERE)
  SECTION 2: LOYALTY & HAPPINESS REGIMEN
  Medication 
  Dosage 
  Frequency
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
   
  !  ____________  
   ____________
  Additional instructions:
  The following individuals are authorized to view Section 3:
   
  The bearer
   
  Armed Forces personnel on active duty
   
  Internal Security personnel
  The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 3:
  ! All citizens
  ! Citizens of at least GREEN Clearance
  ! Citizens with unregistered mutations
  ! The bearer’s registration contact
  ! R&D personnel
  ! Tech Services personnel
  ! Power Services personnel
  ! Steven-B-XMR-3
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 1
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 2
  ! Other: ___________________________________
  The following individuals are authorized to view Section 2:
   
  The bearer
   
  The bearer’s medication supervisor
   
  Internal Security personnel
  The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 2:
  ! Citizens above the bearer’s security clearance
  ! Citizens of at least GREEN Clearance
  ! Any and all supervisors, managers, team leaders, 
  coordinators or other direct superiors of the bearer
  ! The bearer’s registration contact
  ! R&D personnel
  ! HPD&MC personnel
  ! Citizens medically certiﬁ ed at grade E7 or better
  ! Citizens carrying more weaponry than the bearer
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 1
  ! Citizens permitted to view Section 3
  ! Other: ___________________________________
  SECTION 3: MUTANT POWER
  Mutation (common name) __________________________
  Stratworth code __________________________________
  Power level
  ! Low 
  ! Unknown
  ! Medium 
  ! Classiﬁ ed (see pub. 6697/MH-2)
  ! High
  Danger level
  ! Low 
  ! Unknown
  ! Medium 
  ! Classiﬁ ed (see pub. 839-1-14.6)
  ! High
  Permissible uses:
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  Name of subject _________________-____-_______-____
  Date and time  ___________________________________
  Mandatory Survey #993704—Mutants and You
  Distributed by the Ofﬁ ce of Information Collection and the Ofﬁ ce of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
  INSTRUCTIONS: Answer all questions fully and completely in the physical (not numerical) order in which they are presented on this form
  unless speciﬁ c directions state otherwise. Except where indicated, check only one response for multiple choice questions.
  1A. How do you feel today? (check all that apply) 
  ! Pleased 
  ! Angry 
  ! Substandard 
  ! Hungry 
  ! Chewy 
  ! Subjugated
  ! Entertained 
  ! Treasonous 
  ! Subtle
  2A. How many mutants do you know personally? _____________
  2B. How many mutants do you work with? __________________
  2C. How many of them are registered? _____________________
  1B. How do mutants make you feel? (check all that apply)
  ! Pleased 
  ! Angry 
  ! Substandard 
  ! Hungry 
  ! Chewy 
  ! Subjugated
  ! Entertained 
  ! Treasonous 
  ! Subtle
  2D. When did you last touch a mutant? _____________________
  Form SS/712-993704
  COMPLETE THIS SECTION BEFORE READING ANY OTHER ITEMS!
  0.
  1. ! Yes ! No 
  2. ! Yes ! No I ﬁ nd Cold Fun pleasingly tasty.
  3. ! Yes ! No Treason is lots of fun.
  4. ! Yes ! No More drugs would make me happy.
  5. ! Yes ! No Is termination acceptable?
  6. ! Yes ! No I obey The Computer in all things.
  7. ! Yes ! No Free love is the best love.
  8. ! Yes ! No I am clever and quick-witted!
  9. ! Yes ! No I promise to pay for my next six clones.
  10. ! Yes ! No I like my current security clearance.
  11. ! Yes ! No IntSec should question my loyalty.
  12. ! Yes ! No I am proud to serve Alpha Complex.
  13. ! Yes ! No Fun is more important than happiness.
   
  ! Yes ! No The INFRARED market is convenient.
   
   
   
   
   
  I really, really like pants.
  4A. Have you seen Teela O’Malley ﬁ ghting 
  mutants?  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘yes,’ answer Question 3B.
  5A. Have you ever fought a mutant?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘yes,’ answer Question 3B.
  6B. Have you ever wondered if you might 
  be a mutant?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘yes,’ answer Question 3B.
  7C. How many mutations could you name 
  offhand? ______
   
  If less than 5, continue with 8B. If more  
   
  than 10, answer question 6A.
  7A. Do you worry about exposure to muta-
  gens? 
  ! 
  Yes ! No
  8B. If you checked fewer than six choices 
  on question 1A, answer question 6A.
  8E. Have you ever assisted a mutant?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
  If ‘yes,’ answer Question 6A now.
  10A. Move on to the essay section.
  3B. How did it make you feel?
   
  Continue with appropriate sub-question 
  C.
  4C. Did she do a good job?
   
  Continue from your origin.
  5C. Were you successful?
   
  Continue from your origin with the next 
  question to have a higher number.
  6C. What makes you think this?
   
  Continue with appropriate sub-question 
  A.
  3A. Why are you ignoring the instructions?
   
  Answer question 6A now.
  8A. If the sum of your answers to 2A, 2B 
  and 2C is less than 4, answer question 
  6A. If less than 8, continue with 8E.
  8D. Have you ever tried to mutate yourself?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘yes,’ answer question 5C.
  6A. Have you discussed this with Internal 
  Security?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘no’, go to the appropriate sub-
   
  question D and continue from there.
  7D. Do you think you ought to be termi-
  nated?
   
  ! 
  Yes ! No
   
  If ‘no’, go to question 6C.
  7E. Please report to Ofﬁ ce 72.15-B /KVF.
  9A. See question 6A.
  9D. See question 7E.
  6D. Go to question 8A.
  3D. You are hereby ﬁ ned 20 credits.
  11A. Please report to Ofﬁ ce 8.82-K/JJM.
  Thank you for taking this Mandatory Survey. No follow-up on your part is required. If further information is necessary, Internal Security will contact you.
  ESSAY #1: What is the proper role of registered mutants in Alpha Complex? Please answer without using any of the following words: 
  Complex, Computer, do, don’t, I, it, mutant, mutation, power, they, think, Troubleshooter, use and vat.
  ESSAY #2: How has your life been affected by mutants, both registered and not?
  
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