# 1 Diagram of the generic process that we consider. A hadronic collision that leads to a pair of particles being produced, which each decay into one particle that is observed with momenta 𝑝₁ and 𝑝₂ respectively; and one particle (shown as a wavy lines) that is not directly detected, and whose presence can only be inferred from the missing transverse momentum, " / "⁢𝐩_𝑇.

## Acknowledgements

We would like to thank Andy Parker for helpful conversations. CGL wishes to thank his funding body, the Partice Physics and Astronomy Research Council (PPARC), for financial support.