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The Cook for 
Crockpot Jelly Beans
Ingredients:

• Prepare the crockpot: Whisper a secret naughty nothing into it, so it knows it's about to make something weird.

• Add the fart dust first—it sets the foundation for the flavor.

• Grind the bull horns into a powder, then stir it it seductively. This will give the jelly beans a bit of toughness, so they don’t melt away too quickly.

• Carefully release the unicorn farts. Too much, and the jelly beans might get pink eye. Too little, and they’ll lose their shimmer.

• Drizzle your syrup while humming Dukes of Hazzard theme song. If you don’t hum, the jelly beans won’t jiggle there stuff.

• Add a pinch of fake fud—just a tiny bit, or they might start fudding on you later.

• Call upon Basement Ron. Whisper Rontoshi Silvermoto three times. If he approves, the crockpot will let out a satisfying "ho yahhh".

Cooking Time:
Let the cook simmer for 4/17th of a hour—or until fat bubbles form jelly bean shapes.

Final Step:
Pour them out and let them cool. Once they rock hard, they’re ready. 
Each jelly bean has a special effect:

• Red: Makes your hatter's praise your existence 

• Blue: Gives you the Glock with a clip that holds a 1000 silver bullets

• Green: Turns KOLs into clowns

• Yellow: Makes your pee fud antidote 

• Purple: Causes you to grow 1000x

Eat your Crockpot Jelly Beans
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