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#TheGreatMEDIAReplacementTo President Trump 

Those who act as mouthpieces for America's adversaries, both foreign and domestic, providing cover for those who have usurped our elections and using their platforms to illegally bankrupt you and your family, imprison you for life, or even execute an innocent person (you) for treason, must be held accountable. They should be removed from all future press briefings during these investigations.

As for the remaining soundbite specialists, script readers, information brokers, media puppets, and news anchors without an anchor ~ those who have not engaged in subversion, committed treason, or acted as agents of sedition, we propose that they be confined to a press room without air conditioning. This room should feature a constant electrical buzzing from the overhead lights, where they will be subjected to an EXTREMELY SLOW-TALKING MAN with a thick accent who chews garlic all day, reading headlines to them for the next 4+ years.  After every question he should say, "WHAT'S THAT?",  call them by a slightly wrong name (Ted is Fred, Mary is Marla), and then after they repeat the question take seventeen minutes to answer.   Put it all on CSPAN 5.
#TheGreatMEDIAReplacement