Although I had never considered being a member of Parliament and anyone that knew me would have said it's not the right fit for me—eh, Gibbo? Where are you? There you are. And partly because I'd never had any formal training, I didn't use big words when I spoke, and I hadn't been part of any debating team growing up—that and, of course, I struggle with bureaucratic nonsense and clipboard-carrying, hard hat - wearing suck-ups who make your life unnecessarily difficult, and the fact that I've got a reputation for not putting up with the woke brigade's politically correct BS. But I couldn't say that, the proper word of that. 