We might choose a different title. We might call it the "New Zealand First Memorial Bill" because that party is doing so much damage to regional New Zealand that most political commentators think they're toast, and this bill is contributing to it, and so the "New Zealand First Commemoration"—or "Valedictory"—"Bill" might be a more appropriate title. My view would be that any title that makes plain the scale of the reform and the impact on regional New Zealand would actually be an honest description, and the fact that there is not a single Government member who is prepared to explain the consistency of this bill with their commitment to relocate services to the regions when it does exactly the opposite speaks volumes about how morally bankrupt this coalition Government is.