New Zealand has a very fine tradition of getting rid of bad policy by ridicule. What got rid of Muldoon in the end was actually that everybody laughed at him. He laughed for a long time [Laughs like Muldoon] and in the end everybody made fun of Muldoon. That is the New Zealand way to deal with ridiculous propositions from ridiculous Governments—it is to ridicule them, and that's why this committee should tell the Government, "If you want to make such ridiculous laws, we are going to ridicule it, and we're going to call your law a banana republic law." With a bit of luck, if nothing else, even if it undermines the sanctity of contract, the rule of law, and property rights in Aotearoa New Zealand, at least we might get some bananas.