But let's get back to this whodunit. Who are these badly behaved MPs that consigned the National Party to a shadow of its former self and are sitting on the opposite side? Are they sitting amongst us in this Chamber at this very time? I think that this whodunit calls for a Nancy Drew - type figure to come in to solve this. We need that kind of super-sleuthing, supernatural power that will get to the bottom of this. There are many contenders. Will it be Louise Upston? Will she be the Nancy Drew of the National Party? Will it be Nicola Willis? No. Will it be Nick Smith? Will he be the Nancy Drew? I've given this some long and hard thought, and I think there is only one person to be the great mate of the Hardy Boys when it comes to getting to the bottom of who it is who consigned the National Party to the position that it's in now—and that is the real Leader of the Opposition.