Dr SHANE RETI (Deputy Leader—National): We've become aware of two more secret documents that Willie Jackson has been working on. As well as He Puapua, there's one around the number of friends Grant Robertson has in caucus, called "He Fewer-fewer". There's also another secret document around Louisa Wall—Louisa Wall, my friend and colleague, and the only Labour MP, in my view, with any fortitude. The secret document for her is how to manage Louisa Wall. It's called "He Skewer-skewer", and I understand "He Skewer-skewer" is co-authored by Grant Robertson, Chris Hipkins, and Megan Woods. Apparently there's also movie rights for the three authors, modelled on a 1970s children's show called H.R. Pufnstuf, where Grant Robertson will be played by H.R. Pufnstuf, a slightly odd, too descriptive, green dragon; Chris Hipkins will be played by a very needy Jimmy the talking flute; and Witchiepoo will be played by—well, I'll leave it to your imagination of those three authors.