Her second excuse: our borders are closed. Of course our borders are closed. Well, actually, no, they're not. Not if you're a band or a nanny or a comedian or a children's entertainer or a Lion King dancer. Why, Jacinda Ardern, hey presto, quickly found room for the Wiggles to come in. She gets directly contacted by The Amazing Race producers. They've got a direct line to her. Stephen Colbert gets heard by the COVID committee, the highest court in the land when it comes to COVID issues. We let in drag queens, we let in the Queen tribute band, but our split migrant families have no vehicle. They can't pick up the phone to the Prime Minister. They can't tell the Prime Minister about their heartache. They can't go to the COVID committee. 