If I can start with the obvious, I suppose when you have a name like "Synthetic Urine" in a bill, it is going to provoke some comment. I noticed when the bill was pulled from the ballot, Stuff and, I think, Luke Malpass put the headline "Doocey Taking the Piss", and I accept that. Luke Malpass is actually from my home town of Rangiora. It's a good, dry sense of Cantabrian humour, so I accept those gibes. But let us be very serious: this is a serious issue in New Zealand. 