In respect of these two topics—fresh water and COVID—the choice for voters is clear. I'm sure some of the members here have already read the magnificently written words of Marina Hyde in the latest column in The Guardian. She injects some levity into some of these issues, undoubtedly one of the world's best political writers, and today's contribution is truly sublime. She has a serious message described acerbically and she unpicks some leading Republicans not as halfwits but as quarterwits, and it really is worth a read; I'd say google it. This is the same week that the New Zealand Herald, of course, published this photo of the Hon Gerry Brownlee and his doppelganger Ronnie Barker. Of course, Ronnie Barker's the fullwit; the other one is Gerry, the purveyor of conspiracy theories. Marina Hyde, of course, says—