For me, in the recess, as I tend to do in July, I got stuck into some reading. And I can summarise this book, Blue Blood, by Andrea Vance, for the busy among you: John got bored and left, the kids started fighting, Chris Finlayson overestimated David Bennett—English, Bridges, Muller, Collins, etc.—Christopher Luxon becomes the leader. At one point, National sources tell the author that John Key's influence on Christopher Luxon meant that, with Luxon becoming leader, it gave the feeling that daddy's home. Now, leaving aside the weird, creepy elements of that, I think daddy is going to be sorely disappointed. A few years ago, I was in Hong Kong—or maybe it was Hamilton; it's hard to know, in any case—someone approached me and tried to sell me a designer bag. I asked if it was fake. The person said, "No, it's a genuine copy."