CHRIS BISHOP: Oh, it was? Well, that's even worse. It was. He actually did. And so here we are: Rachel Boyack wasn't in the last Parliament, she's become an MP, she's won the marginal seat of Nelson—congratulations. Here she is in Parliament. She hasn't come up with an idea for a member's bill, and they're doing the whip-round in the Labour caucus and Rachel Boyack has drawn the short straw and picked up the Plain Language Bill. It's been put into the ballot, and I reckon she was secretly sitting there and going, "I really hope that bill doesn't get drawn, because then I'm going to have to turn up and pretend that I'm excited about it, and I'm going to have to put out all these press releases and say it's a great idea. Oh, I hope it doesn't get drawn." And then it got drawn. And now here we are, on a Wednesday night, coming towards the end of the year, debating and spending thousands of dollars of taxpayer money debating this stupid piece of legislation that's going to go to committee. And now we're going to have the Governance and Administration Committee—I don't know how busy they are, but they're going to have to indulge this endless rigmarole of this stupid bill. I'll make a prediction right now: the bill will not pass into law, because eventually the Government is going to come to its senses and Ministers are going to realise it's a complete waste of time.