Meanwhile, on the other side of the House we've got a National Party that's out of touch—reheated policies of the National Party of old, tax cuts that give thousands of dollars to those on the highest incomes while offering $2 a week to those on low and middle incomes. But wait—but wait! There is a seismic shift coming to the National Party. If they manage to win the seat of Tauranga, then true diversity is about to arrive, according to Christopher Luxon. He has told us that his National candidate has something unique and different, and it is not a subtly lighter blue suit. To quote Mr Luxon, "[Sam Uffindell will] bring something really different to our caucus and some diversity to it in that he is really well educated". Finally, finally, we know what's been missing all along in the National Party: someone who is really well educated. Now, here was me thinking the problem with the National caucus was that it has just two Māori members or that it only has 11 women MPs or no Pacific MPs or no Rainbow MPs. But no, according to Mr Luxon, it's just they're all a bit thick. That's all it is. 