Dr EMILY HENDERSON (Labour—Whangārei): I rise to speak on this bill, and I have to first congratulate the member Ian McKelvie for the luck of the draw. I have to also say to him that I have a very limited acquaintance with racecourses. In fact, my acquaintanceship with racecourses is limited to a brief and rather rocky love affair with a retired racehorse called Sir Tain—do you get it; "certain"—and the only thing about Sir Tain that was certain was that (a) he wasn't going to win any races at all—nada, from nine starts, from recollection—and (b) you could never be certain what temper he was going to be in when you got on. Our relationship ended abruptly when he threw me off in a very decisive manner on a very steep and, may I say, very hard hillside, and I'm afraid that Mr McKelvie is about to find that I am probably going to return the favour to Sir Tain in my response to this bill.