#Person1#: People are funny. 
#Person2#: They sure are. 
#Person1#: Did you hear about the pilot? 
#Person2#: The one that stole a small plane? 
#Person1#: Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U. S. 
#Person2#: Did they catch him? 
#Person1#: Yes. After two U. S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway. 
#Person2#: Did he crash? 
#Person1#: No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant. 
#Person2#: Did the cops find out why he flew into the U. S. ? 
#Person1#: His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down. 
#Person2#: Poor guy. 
#Person1# and #Person2# are talking about the pilot stealing a small plane and hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
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