Gale: As you have noticed, the queen was absent today. I want to know what was going on at school when I was not there.
Joseph: Not much.
Kit: Srsly? Not much? Do you live like on another planet or something?
Gale: Ah, yes. My faithful minion Kit! Please tell!
Joseph: Can we stop the charade and behave like normal human beings?
Gale: Bt I was havin so much fun!
Kit: Spoiler! 
Gale: So, Kit. Tell me all the gossip!
Joseph: Yawn. Don't wanna listen to girl-talk. OAO.
Amanda: But I'd like to know more :)
Kit: Hi Amanda! Gr8 ur here :) 
Gale: Now we can have a proper conversation!
Amanda: So, what's the news? Any delicious gossip?
Kit: Ofc!
Amanda: Well? Do make me beg for it!
Gale: Me neither!
Kit: PIR brb
Gale was absent today. Kit thinks not much was going on at school. Joseph doesn't want to listen to any gossip.