Pat: Hi guys!
Jack: Hey.
Drew: Hi.
Pat: <file_photo>
Drew: Wowowowowow! Is that what I think it is?
Pat: Yes, it's my father's old Atari computer. I don't even know how that's possible, but it still works.
Jack: I remember playing River Raid and Alley Cat on one of those computers when I was a little boy, but that was... well, thirty years ago, I suppose!
Pat: You suppose right!
Drew: Thou art indeed the emperor of nerds, my friend!
Jack: Pat or me? XD
Drew: Pat, but you seem like a worthy apprentice!
Pat: By the way, have you ever tried some of those River Raid remakes for Windows?
Jack: Yeah, but it's not the same. Also without a joystick they're not very playable.
Drew: The original game is always the best! No matter how old it is.
Pat: Yeah, just think about FFVII.
Jack: Well, yes, kind of... Final Fantasy VII was a great game back in 1996 but, you know, it's aged terribly... the graphics, I mean.
Pat: But the story is still incredible! And the gameplay and overall experience...
Drew: Yeah, if one ignores all those annoying random combat encounters!
Pat: You're nitpicking.
Jack: Well, I guess we'll have to wait for the remake. Is there a release date yet?
Pat: Actually... I have no idea. Has there been any news on it?
Drew: Nope.
Jack: All I see is the face of eternal wait...
Pat: What's that?
Jack: A song by this cool Finnish metal band.
Pat: Oh right, now I remember, is it Wintersun? Or Ensiferum?
Jack: Ensiferum.
Pat: Ok.
Drew: Nerdiferum. :P
Jack: Wankersun :P
Pat found dad's old Atari computer, it's still working. Pat, Drew and Jack talk about River Raid, Final Fantasy VII games, how they like them. Jack quotes Finnish metal band lyrics. 