Lindsay: Boy! I'm so bored!
Martin: Y?
Lindsay: Got nothin to do. Duh.
Martin: Aren't you at work?
Lindsay: Yeah, so? 
Martin: Well, coffee maybe?
Lindsay: Nah, already had two. 
Martin: Some office gossip?
Lindsay: Nah, Lona's on sick leave.  
Martin: Anyone else?
Lindsay: Not really. I don't trust Maggie and Alex is mean to me.
Martin: Why is she mean to you?
Lindsay: Well, remember that Christmas party? 
Martin: The last one?
Lindsay: Aha. I spread some nasty rumours about her around the office. 
Martin: What rumours?
Lindsay: I told everyone she has herpes...
Martin: That's so precious!
Lindsay is bored at work.