Jack: Hi Jez, alright man?
Jez: Yeah, cool! How's Uni mate?
Jack: Bloody hard work! How's life as a postie these days, met any friendly dogs😄
Jez: Bugger off! 7 postal workers are attacked by dogs every day in the UK, you know!
Jack: I didn't ask for dodgy statistics! You working tomorrow? 
Jez: Nah, lie in, mate! Bliss😌
Jack: Well, I'm home for the weekend, fancy a sesh?
Jez: You bet! Haven't seen you for ages? Your sister seeing anyone?
Jack: Cheeky bastard! Yes, she's with Ramon, a Spanish guy over here teaching, nice hombre!
Jez: Oh, right. Lovely girl, Saskia.
Jack: Well, paws off! See you in Spoons at 8ish?
Jez: Yep! Watch out ladies, here we come!! 😎
Jack has a lot of work at Uni and Jack works as a postman, but they found time to meet in Spoons around 8 tomorrow. Jack's sister is dating Ramon, a Spanish guy, so Jez will look for other ladies.