Mom: Jake, are you coming back for Thanksgiving? 
Jake: What? mom, thanksgiving was in October. 
Mom: We are having our uncle Jason and his kids comin' from California. 
Jake: Oh, so you wanna celebrate US Thanksgiving? 
Mom: Yes, we are having them over here this weekend. 
Jake: Why do we have to give thanks here if it's a thing from down there? 
Mom: Their house was destroyed by Cali wildfires
Jake: Oh shit. Ok well I'll be home this sat I guess.
Mom: Wanna get me a turkey from that farm near High River? 
Jake: Can't you just get it from a market in calgs? 
Mom: No
Mom: I prefer the one from High River
Jake: I'd have to take a different highway then. Will do
Mom: Can you text Lisa to come home too? She's not answering 
Jake: Yes 
Mom: What the hell is happening with her?
Jake: Idk probs she's studying for her finals and doesn't have time to answer you
Mom: Bs. I saw her pics on facebook she's partying hard
Jake: K so Ill be driving by that farm near High River. What kind of turkey you want? 
Mom: Chicken breed. 
Uncle Jason and his children will visit Mom this weekend for Thanksgiving celebration. Mom wants Jake to buy a turkey from the farm near High River. Jake will text Lisa to invite her to the meeting.