Chris: so what are you doing with yourself got a fella?
Jane: yes a recycled one
Chris: what you mean
Jane: an old boyfriend
Chris: whos that then
Jane: from Southampton and Taunton
Chris: oh right when you were proper young
Jane: yes lol
Chris: what about your kid
Jane: hes still lifeguarding but wants to get into teaching
Chris: thats good
Jane: hes got a gf in uni in Glos studying law
Chris: shes brainy then
Jane: she nice actually
Chris: you may need it when your wicked past catches up with you lol
Jane: you joker you never change
Chris: never
Jane: so how does your wife put up with you under her feet all day?
Chris: I know I do her head in
Jane: poor Soph, tell her to come and have a glass of wine with me one night
Chris: oh I like that, she gets offered alcohol
Jane: she needs it she has to put up with you lol
Jane came back to her old boyfriend from Southampton and Taunton. Her son works as a lifeguard but wants to get into teaching. He has a girlfriend who studies law. Jane wants to meet up with Chris' wife Soph. 