Winnie: Hello dear, how are you?
Hilary: I'm fine, looking forward to your visit next week!
Winnie: Well, yes, I'm afraid there's a bit of a problem with that. I've broken my leg, you see.
Hilary: Oh, you poor thing! How did it happen?
Winnie: Well, I slipped in the shower, of all things! Bert found me on the floor, crying in pain!
Hilary: That's awful! Did you need an ambulance?
Winnie: Yes, it was very embarrassing, me in my birthday suit with those young paramedics helping me. I did have a towel to cover my modesty a bit!
Hilary: They don't mind, they've seen all sorts of sights!
Winnie: Thanks a lot! Well, Bert managed to get a nightie over my head with their help and off I went! I actually need morphine as it was a spiral fracture, it bloody hurt!
Hilary: I bet it did! Did you get seen to quickly?
Winnie: Well, not immediately, but quick enough, I was past caring with the morphine kicking in, though!
Hilary: Well, I am so sorry you can't visit, we had lots of lovely things planned for you both.
Winnie: Well, it'll take me a few months to get over this, love. Perhaps we can come up in the spring.
Hilary: That would be lovely. Look after yourself! 
Winnie: I'll try not to break the other one! Bye dear!
Winnie has broken her leg. She slipped in the shower and she needed an ambulance. She was given morphine. She can't visit Hilary. They postpone for the spring.