Teddy: hey honey
Teddy: I had an accident
Imogen: what? What happened?
Teddy: well…I sat on the cake you baked for my birthday
Teddy: <file_gif>
Imogen: so typical of you :P
Imogen: so what now? What are you going to offer your colleagues?
Teddy: I've already bought some cookies and chocolate
Teddy: that was the only way out :(
Imogen: well, that's the price for being careless dear :P
Teddy sat on his birthday cake. He bought cookies and chocolate for his colleagues.