Greg: Ms. Hawkins, I believe your dog shit on my loan.
Ms. Hawkins: He would never do such a thing!
Greg: Well I saw him?
Ms. Hawkins: Do you have a witness?
Greg: No, I don't. I cleaned it this time. But don't let it happen again, please.
Ms. Hawkins: And you tell the lady who left your house at 5 am this morning to lose the hat. It's awful!
Ms. Hawkins' dog shat on his lawn, but she doesn't believe it.