Yuki: did you see the cast for new GITS?
Nobu: yes
Nobu: wtf
Sasuke: what's up with GITS cast?
Yuki: Scarlett Johansson is in there
Nobu: this is ridiculous
Sasuke: she is not bad maybe she won't screw it up
Yuki: she's there just because there are nude scenes
Nobu: as fap material it's nice, but it's a travesty
Yuki: lol
Yuki: you're a curious mix of a pervert and a snob
Sasuke: but GITS isn't explicitly set in Japan
Nobu: thank you
Nobu: c'mon dude you cannot possibly defend whitewashing
Yuki: she's not a good actress
Yuki: I doubt she'll manage
Sasuke: if it's not a real world, then it's not whitewashing 
Sasuke: but don't u think it gives white actors some kind of privilege?
Nobu: excellent question Yuki
Nobu: I can't tell if it's white privilege or rocking-tits privilege
Sasuke: lol
Yuki: <file_photo>
Yuki: I heard she did breat reduction surgery because she couldn't stand being objectified
Nobu: that's sad
Sasuke: I heard that operation lowers your chances of nipple orgasm
Nobu: I had no idea 
Yuki: damn, she must have really hated the press she had been receiving
Nobu: :c
Yuki, Nobu and Sasuke discuss the new GITS cast, which includes Scarlett Johansson. 