Dwayne: Why do the brits have to be so snobby?
Jasmine: no idea? 
Dwayne: I mean, we say things differently, big deal.
Jasmine: They have to be right LOL!
Dwayne: Yes, always, and remind us where the language came from.
Jasmine: Remember what I say, that they invented it but we perfected it!
Dwayne: Yeah, I just don't argue anymore.
Jasmine: It is exhausting. Can you just leave?
Dwayne: No, that would be rude.
Jasmine: Ah. Okay.
Dwayne: I will just ignore, deflect and put a good face on it.
Jasmine: Frustrating.
Dwayne: Yes it is.
Jasmine: Simone would slap someone!
Dwayne: She would! LOL!
Jasmine: Good thing she ain't there!
Dwayne: You know it!
Jasmine: Made you laugh!
Dwayne: You did, thank you!
Dwayne is frustrated that British people are snobby and keep talking about the origin of the English language.