Izzy: Thanks for all the warning signs!
Connie: U were actually thinking of applying?
Mel: Probably they're looking for my replacement.
Izzy: And what were u doing?
Mel: I was a secretary. 
Izzy: But the advert says Office manager.
Mel: Yup. My previous job. 
Connie: I'm a Talent Delivery Specialist. Can u guess what I do?
Izzy: Probably something exciting?
Connie: On the contrary! I sit on the phone, call candidates and establish meetings to which I don't go because the company only trusts Linda.
Izzy: Geez. I think I'm not going to apply there.
Mel: Good choice.
Mel worked as Office Manager, but actually she was a secretary. Connie works there as Talent Delivery Specialist, which sounds better than it is, because he only sits on the phone. Izzy will not apply for a position in this company.