Ash: No, srsly! This one is a keeper!
Clem: Rly?
Ash: Yeah. Do u wanna know what it is?
Clem: Sure. Fire away. Can't be worse than the previous one.
Ash: U mean beer making?
Clem: The one and only!
Ash: No, it's better! And a lot cheaper! U just have to wait.
Clem: So, are u going to tell me what u came up with this time?
Ash: Replying to spam mail :)
Clem: What?
Ash: I got this idea when a Nigerian prince made me an offer I could not refuse ;)
Clem: So scamming the scammers? ;)
Ash: Basically :)
Clem: Any successes so far?
Ash: A bunch! I'm currently negotiating a contract on gold shipment, trying to get some medical information on penis enlargement, and deciding whether or not to accept a wire transfer of $10 mil ;)
Clem: Wow! Didn't u get an inheritance from a relative you've never heard of?
Ash: Not yet ;) But time w8s for no one ;)
Ash is replying to spam mail. He was offered a wire transfer of $10 milions, he was negotiating gold shipment and getting information on penis enlargement.