Jason: what is the soonest we can get a half day sorted out
Sue: for where?
Jason: the north of Newcastle
Sue: oh dear.. lol
Jason: why are you laughing?
Sue: Des East is up there🤦‍♀️
Jason: yes and...
Sue: haven't you heard about his last lady?
Jason: no what happened
Sue: she was a bit of a nutter to be real
Jason: how
Sue: she tried to get out of the car while it was moving..
Jason: not fast surely???????
Sue: not but not parked.. she had a hissy fit
Jason: what did des do?
Sue: he grabbed her seat belt and then she started hitting him
Jason: omg
Sue: he wasnt best pleased
Jason: no I bet he wasnt
Sue: so now you know why I'm not tempted to call him about a job for a few weeks let him get over it lol
Jason: shall I ask him?
Sue: better you than me lol
Jason: I will get the gory details out of him lol worth a giggle lol
Sue: good luck
Des East's last girlfriend tried to get out of the car while it was moving. Des wanted to rescue her, but she attacked him. Sue doesn't want to call Des, so Jason will do that.