Rex: how do I come out? my mom is sweet but conservative and I'm scared shitless
Ralph: you still didn't? wtf man
Gina: chill out they probably figured it out
Gina: you're 30 and they are not stupid
Rex: my family doesn't talk much
Rex: my sister has never brought any date with her
Ralph: I guess you should start with 'I will never have girlfriend, mom'
Gina: one of my friends had the worst coming out ever
Gina: his father saw him having anal sex
Rex: omfg
Ralph: ok so don't show your sweet mom your porn collection ;p
Rex: damn
Gina: lol
Gina: it sounds funny but it was a nightmare for my friend
Gina: his father got batshit about it
Rex: I think I'll follow Ralph's advice
Rex: sth about not having gf
Ralph: and you can compare yourself to sb famous she likes
Ralph: Elton John maybe
Gina: that's actually very good advice
Gina: I think Freddie Mercury melted many straight hearts, too
Rex: mom I'm like Freddie, I can't sing or anything but I have sex
Ralph: don't say that she'll think you have AIDS
Gina: lol
Rex: ok so no riddles such as what does Freddie Mercury and your son have in common
Ralph: stick to the no gf script
Ralph: tell us how it went when you'll talk to her
Gina: I think she'll be shocked but she'll come around :)
Rex: i hope so
Rex is stressed about coming out to his mom. 