Fitz: Hey, you wouldn't believe all the tricks Max is doing!
Vernie: Really? Like what?
Fitz: Well, he can fetch me my slippers, but that's only the beginning. Max can find my remote whenever I misplace it somewhere.
Vernie: How did you teach him that?
Fitz: Well, it took a while, but there's this cool website that shows tricks any dog can learn!
Vernie: So you're trying to make Max into your personal slave :)
Fitz: <File_video> 
Vernie: That's unfreaking believable!!
Fitz: Yeah, that trick took a while to teach, but Max is actually really really smart!
Vernie: No shit, you've got your very own Jeeves at home. I want one too :)
Fitz: Well, labradors are actually perfect for most of these tricks. I highly recommend one for you as I know your lazy ass will appreciate these 4-legged friends.
Vernie: How old is Max now?
Fitz: He's 3. 
Vernie: Do you have the number to the place where you bought him?
Fitz: Yeah, he's a purebreed so you're gonna have to fork over quite a bit, like at least a grand.
Vernie: I know, purebreds are expensive. But you know I was thinking of getting a dog for the longest time now.
Fitz: Yeah, sometimes I had the feeling you wanted to steal Max from me :-p
Vernie: Max is cool, but I'm sure I can find another just like him.
Fitz: Yeah, I'm sure you can. I'll go with you. Just call ahead and book an appointment.
Vernie: Ok, cool. Thanks.
Fitz taught his dog, Max, some unbelievable tricks from the cool website. Vernie wants to get a labrador for herself, even though purebreds are expensive. She will book an appoinment at the place where Fitz bought hers.