Jake: Guys? I'm back!
Jake: Guys? U went without me?
Luke: Sry. Just came back. 
Mark: How was the talk?
Jake: How could u?! I was waiting all morning 4 this!
Luke: There's still afternoon coffee and lunch ;)
Jake: I'll manage somehow ;)
Mark: How was the talk?
Jake: Well, turns out... I'm getting promoted!
Luke: Oooo! Mr. Big-Time-Manager!
Mark: So you won't be noticing us little ants down here? ;)
Luke: Even worse - he'll be giving us the talk :P
Mark: Rotfl
Jake: There's one catch...
Luke: What?
Jake: If I accept the promotion, I'll be moving to San Diego in a month. And I get on week leave extra.
Mark: Bon voyage!
Luke: Will there at least be a goodbye party? I'm really hoping to get my hands on Janet ;)
Jake: Probably. I have until 2moro to decide.
Luke: You have to go! Otherwise no party and no Janet!
Mark: Luke's right!
Jake: I rly need coffee now! Brb
Luke: Well, there goes a good fella. 
Mark: I wonder what life will be without him!
Luke: Look at all the possibilities!
Mark: Dibs on his office!
Luke: Can't call dibs if he's still here!
Jake: Back. What? Already dividing my stuff amongst yourselves?
Mark: Nope.
Luke: Naaaah.
Jake has an opportunity to get promoted and move to San Diego.