Josh: hey
Josh: this may sound bad but... what happened last night?
Angie: You... don't remember?
Josh: i was drunk out of my mind.. still hungover now...
Josh: pls tell me i didnt do anything weird
Angie: Well...
Josh: oh god
Angie: Calm down!
Angie: You acted like a complete fucking idiot and broke some things but nothing REALLY serious happened, so chill
Josh: u sure?
Angie: You bet your ass I am, but this is the last time I'm putting up with this kind of shit
Josh: im really sorry... i swear it wont happen again
Josh was drunk last night and broke some things but nothing serious happened. Angie is angry with him and he promises not to do that again.