Orion: I miss him :(
Cordelia: Need i remind you that he cheated on you? Asshole! You deserve alot better!
Orion: ...what? oh, right noo - im talking about our rat... he died
Cordelia: SMITHERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOO
Cordelia: D:
Orion: the funeral was lovely sniff
Orion's partner cheated on him. Orion's rat has died.