James: Seekers of gold dig up much earth and find little. The man who wrote it knew about tinder. It’s a book all about tinder. Written 3000 years ago. 
Maria: But you still use it.
James: Maybe I’m a fool. A fool loves to get excited on any account. 
Maria: You should stop meeting tinder girls.
James: A man when drunk is led by a beardless boy, stumbling, not perceiving where he is going, having his soul moist.
Maria: It makes clear sense. And people have been trying to work out what these mean for 3000 years. Do you believe that you have a soul?
James: I think it gets moist when I’m drunk. 
James thinks that passages from a 3000-year-old book could be used to describe Tinder dating. Maria advises him to stop dating Tinder girls.