Joe: we need to clear the freaking basement
Chris: let me know if I can help out
Joe: it's a mess, I mean, it will take ages to get that shit out of there
Chris: Why?
Joe: there is literally EVERYTHING there, some crap my dad used to collect, hundreds of jars, old notes....
Chris: maybe we should just burn it down and rebuild it
Joe: that would probably be the quickest way
Chris: Karen would probably not be too happy about it though hahahahhah
Joe wants their basement cleared up. Chris suggests burning the basement down and rebuilding it.