Jen: Geri, Mike is going away this weekend, it's a work thing, but you know what it means...
Geri: 5 litres of wine and netlix?
Jen: I was thinking 3 but I appreciate your gesture :D
Geri: Haha I love it when your husband is gone
Jen: We did netflix and wine the last time he was gone, remember?
Geri: I do, Gemma was there too
Jen: Yeas, shouldnt we go out this time?
Geri: to keep our cool level
Jen: to get you a Mike 2.0
Geri: At this point I'll take like anyone 1.0 cause I'm in a serious dry spell
Jen: Haven't you and Tom, last week...?
Geri: I was on my period so a big no
Jen: Damn okay so let's make it a chill out Friday
Geri: and a sex up Saturday xD
Jen: Exactly
Geri: Do you pity me enough to let me borrow that blue dress?
Jen: I'll think about it
Geri: I am so lonely, I have nobody
Jen: you'll stretch it out with your big boobs
Geri: my big boobs that haven't been touched in such a long time
Jen: Ok Geri big boobs you can have it
Geri: YES! I love you! I am so gonna have sex!
Jen's husband is away for this weekend, so Geri and Jen are going to meet up. On Friday, they will drink wine and watch Netflix. On Saturday, they will go out to find a man with whom Geri can have sex.