June: So what about the bonfire?
Chris: Oh, right. Sry. The first couple of ppl jumped over and there was a lot of drunken cheer to it.
June: I suppose.
Chris: Suddenly someone shouts that ppl should jump simultaneously.
June: What do u mean?
Chris: Like from opposite sides.
June: Recipe for destruction.
Chris: Yup. Two guys were jumping from opposite directions and collided midair.
June: Ur kidding?!
Chris: Nah. And they landed in the fire. 
June: Jeez! Were they okay?
Chris: One, yeah. Just a small burn and trousers had a hole in them, but that's it.
June: And the other one?
Chris: He was so drunk that he caught on fire quickly. Luckily he jumped into the pool and he didn't get skin burns.
June: Thankfully!
Chris: Needless to say, his nickname now is "fireball"!
June: That's kinda cruel.
Chris: Nah, fireball doesn't mind that.
At the bonfire two drunk people tried to jump over the fire simultaneously, collided mid air and landed in the fire. Neither one was badly hurt though.