Sylvia: They just started discussing climate change...
Jane: oh this is bad
Sylvia: you tell me, I'm actually here - WITH THEM
Greg: Calm them down, change the subject
Mike: Abort abort! My dad's just an inch apart from becoming a flat-earther, it'll be carnage if they keep going
Sylvia: Too late, he said he doesn't believe in climate change
Jane: part of me is happy i'm not there but the other part kind of wishes i was there?
Jane: isn't it the stockholm syndrome?
Greg: hahahaha, no Jane, it's not
Jane: i'm pretty sure it is
Sylvia: uhm, guys? help please? what should I do?
Mike: start talking about your kids
Jane: no! No kids! They're just going to whine why I still don't have any
Sylvia: whining about your life? I'm fine with that
Jane: Thanks
Sylvia: you all should have been here anyway, I don't get why I'm the only suffering
Greg: not fair, it's my shift today
Mike: and I'm kind of abroad?
Sylvia: yeah, next year it's me who's going to be out
Jane: maybe they' won't organise the reunion?
Sylvia: Good luck with that!
Greg: If this is any consolation we can meet up for a drink afterwards
Sylvia: OMG, yes please. I'm a designated river for Aunt Maggie, but when this is over I'd love a drink
They are discussing climate change. Sylvia has kids. Jane does not have kids. Sylvia is a designated driver for Aunt Maggie. Greg and Sylvia will meet for a drink.