Guillaume: Hello there, how's Stoke these days?
Paul: Hi man, just as beautiful as Paris, I'm sure.
Guillaume: Well the girls there are gorgeous, naturellement! 
Paul: Well, some are, not sure about my sister though!
Guillaume: Kate is a beauty to me! How is the office, they miss me?
Paul: Well, Tracy certainly does, she asks me about you quite often. Lucky escape there, mate!
Guillaume: Ah, La Tracy, she was quite a woman! Very strong, too!
Paul: Yes, you two were quite an item when you first came over, thought it was serious!
Guillaume: Yes, but I met Kate at your Barbecue party, it was a coup de foudre, as we say!
Paul: What's that mean?
Guillaume: Well, love at first look, I think.
Paul: Oh, Love At First Sight!  That's what I want to find!
Guillaume: You are young man, don't hurry!
Paul: Maybe! I wouldn't want to deprive the girls of Stoke of my manly hotness!
Guillaume: You kidding, man, I hope so!
Paul: Course, mate! How's Sis, Anyway?
Guillaume: Well, her French is getting good, but she speaks a lot of English at the hotel, lots of Americans there.
Paul: Is she ever homesick for Stoke?
Guillaume: She sometimes say she miss Marmite, madness!
Paul: Well, we do love it in this house! Not a fan, Guill?
Guillaume: No, it is shit!
Paul: Fair enough! Anyway, love to Kate, keep in touch now!
Guillaume: Love to the family! We will visit at summertime, we hope.
Paul: Great, looking forward to it, bye!😎🙃
At Paul's barbecue, Guillaume met his sister, Kate, and fell in love. They live together in Paris. Her french is getting good and she misses Marmite. They want to visit Stoke at summertime.