Stacy: OMG you're a genius! how are you gonna get that banner up there?!
Dave: I'll take down the speaker here and play "Happy Birthday" by Stevie Wonder
Stacy: Brilliant :D
Dave: outside our door will be balloons and champagne
Stacy: You must be pretty pumped about it!
Dave: lol yeah. Not sure how I will be able to sleep tonight
Stacy: outside the door? I thought the party wasn't at their place?
Dave: It's on the roof but I gotta work around the time they're gonna start so I'm gonna do in the AM
Stacy: Surprise him on his way to work?
Dave: Exactly! I'm bloody proud of myself!
Stacy: And you bloody should. BTW I would like to get him something. Any ideas?
Dave: WHYYYY?????
Stacy: What do ya mean, why? He's a nice guy. I like him a lot
Dave: He really is :)
Stacy: Yeah, was thinking something small. When is the party again?
Dave: Friday. Get him vodka, that's always a good gift. And I've never seen him refuse a drink lol
Stacy: Lol he might think I think he's a drunk or something
Dave: Well, truth hurts sometimes...
Stacy: Haha! How many people are gonna be there? Anybody else I know?
Dave: I think a bunch! Mike said around 80. And I think Claire and Andy might stop by after work. Wait until you see their gift...
Stacy: Holy shit! That is a lot of people! How big is that roof?! 
Dave: I know, right?! I don't even know that many people!
Stacy: True dat. So what did they get him? A puppy? A wolf spider? Both?!
Dave: I wish! That would actually be quite smart since he used to work in a zoo... they got him, brace yourself, pole dancing course! :D
Stacy: NO WAY! OMG! He's gonna freak OUT! BTW I totally wanna a video of him pole dancing! That guy can really move that cute little butt of his!
Dave: Haha, I gotta make sure I tell him that on Friday! That would make an excellent toast in front of his parents and bosses :D
Stacy: Don't you dare! You might just end up with your face in the cake!
Dave is planning a birthday surprise for his friend. Stacy isn't sure vodka is a good gift. Others got him pole dancing course. 