Aaron: wtf
Aaron: a guy was jumping with a parachute and fell down
Aaron: the parachute didn't open or sth
Aaron: and he would've died
Karen: whaa? like today?
Aaron: but he fell into an anthill
Kenneth: O_O
Aaron: no a couple of years ago or sth
Karen: oh ok and?
Aaron: so he landed in the anthill but these ants' bites were like extremely painful
Karen: oops
Aaron: when they rescued her the docs at the hospital said that the ants' bites were the thing that had kept her alive :O
Kenneth: what? why
Aaron: because she felt the excruciating pain and it kind of motivated her heart or sth
Kenneth: wow. that''s what i call luck.
Karen: that's what i call a shitty day xD
Aaron: hahah xD
Few years ago there was a woman whose parachute didn't open. She fell on an anthill. Doctors said the ants' bites helped her survive, because the pain they caused stimulated the heart.