Oscar: hey
Jacob: dude i won't ditch this time i promise
Oscar: just wanted to be sure before the last night
Oscar: considering your previous record
Jacob: i can't help if there's an emergency....
Oscar: so, you ARE ditching......
Jacob: dudeeeeee
Jacob: okay i admit but it's not because i don't want to come
Oscar: then what ?
Jacob: she won't allow me.
Jacob: ever since we have been married she wants all of my attention
Jacob: she wasn't like that before
Oscar: why do i get the feeling that this whole conversation is taking a different turn
Jacob: seriously ?? You joking at a time like this ?
Oscar: dude that's marriage....it bounds you
Oscar: look what it did to you........it makes just more proud of myself as a single
Jacob: nahhh man, you are just considering the 1 bad and ignoring the 99 goods
Oscar: yeah, whatever......you coming tomorrow or not ? 
Jacob: i already told you man its not upto me 
Oscar: okay
Jacob: okay.... I'll still ask tough...
Jacob's wife forbids him from seeing Oscar tomorrow.