Renee: So there's a male scrub turkey with his giant mounded nest of twigs hoping to attract a girlfriend across the way. 
Manuel: :))
Renee: I’m sorry to say that Phoenix may have scared off a prospective candidate yesterday evening, but turkey bird HAS chosen to build his nest on a street corner
Manuel: I suspect those corner nest building genes will not be passed on to any offspring
Renee: Lol you are so right
Manuel: Sorry, always thinking of DNA
Renee: There's one bird that's building a nest in the car park of a 5 star resort up at Kingscliff. Every hour a staff member comes out to take it apart, then the bird spends the next hour rebuilding it. Saw it with my own eyes while we were chatting to a guy in the jewellery store
Manuel: Aww that's just mean
Renee: Funny though
Manuel: Let the poor guy find out the hard way
Renee: I wonder what they taste like?
Manuel: Chicken, I suppose. But you'd want him a bit plumper. Defeather and debone that and you'll end up with two mouthfuls.
Renee: Not worth the effort really 🤔
Manuel: Nah. But I like the way your mind works. 😂
Renee: And that's why we're friends x
Manuel: There’s an arsehole bird out the front of Tweed Ambo Station, maybe called Stephen or Eric, who has emptied the hospital grounds of mulch onto Stations driveway. It’s a mess and Steve/Eric is at it all day.
Renee: Ok I actually choked on my tea
Renee: Is Steve/Eric one bird or are there actually two?
Manuel: Who the fuck knows. Annoying though
Renee: I think we'll all be happy when nesting season is over
It's nesting season for birds. Renee and Manuel watch them build nests. Some birds are unsuccessful in their endeavours. Some make a lot of mess.