Luna: Okay, this chess champion thing is weird.
Rory: How so?
Luna: First of all, the one guy stares all the time.
Rory: Yeah. So?
Luna: The US guy lost, which sucks.
Rory: I saw that. 
Luna: Yeah, so the other guy was just weird.
Rory: Those scandanavians are weird.
Luna: From being cold and dark all the time? LOL!
Rory: Exactly!
Luna: He's supposedly a model. Can't see that!
Rory: He's got a big head.
Luna: He does!
Rory: LOL!
Luna: Then they had all these giant bottles of water next to them. Like they need to hydrate or something!
Rory: Missed that one!
Luna: Yeah! So weird!
Rory: Anyway, it's chess? Who cares?
Luna: Well, it was the world championships, so.
Rory: True. The US will get 'em next time!
Luna: Doubtful!
An American player loses world championship in chess to a Scandinavian model who drinks a lot of water.