Jenny: Hi, Tom, got a minute?
Tom: Oh, hi, Jenny, sure, what’s up?
Jenny: Can you help me with my printer? I can’t print anything
Tom: Well, it happens. Perversity of inanimate objects ;-)
Jenny: Yeah, I know, but I’ve got a pretty important document to print.
Tom: Ok, Did you check the cartridges?
Jenny: Yes, they’re fine, half way full.
Tom: So I bet you also checked the paper? ;-)
Jenny: Ha ha ha, you’re almost funny. Yes I did. 
Tom: Maybe something’s wrong with your PC?
Jenny: Gee! Wait, I had my Wi-Fi turned off…  Thanks!
Tom: At your service, Sister
Jenny needs Tom's help with a printer. It turns out her wi-fi was off.