José: Hey man!
Alvarez: Hey brother! long time. I even heard you got married.
José: Who told you that crap😂😂
Alvarez: Im joking 😂 come on!
José: Btw are you watching how Manchester United is playing lately.
Alvarez: Yeah. We are playing like some village team. Just sell all the players!!
José: It's never happening bro😂😂😂
Alvarez: Then let us just settle for the bottom ten.
José: No worries as long as they are not paying me
Alvarez: Okay 😂
Alvarez and José are hopelessly disappointed with Machester United's performacne lately.