Lucas: Anybody going to play chess after school?
Zara: You're obsessed. Seriously. Stop.
Lucas: I'm not! It's just fun!
Zara: I disagree; nothing fun about it.
Lucas: There is. Strategy and tension and competition!
Zara: So play football!
Lucas: I can't! Bad knees!
Zara: Oh brother!
Lucas: It's true!
Zara: Def not cool to play chess.
Lucas: That's what you say.
Zara: Yep.
Lucas: I happen to know that some of the smartest people play chess.
Zara: So what?
Lucas: So, smart is cool.
Zara: No it isn't!
Lucas: It is to me!
Zara: Fine. Go be smart!
Lucas: I will. You be dumb!
Zara: But cool! LOL!
Lucas: No way!
Lucas is going to play chess after school. Zara recons it's an obsession.