Bert: So who went to the party, then?
Nigel: Kate was there, Brian, Monica, Bill. And a lot of people I don't know.
Bert: Which Kate? The one who is going out with Tim Wright?
Nigel: Yes, that one. But Timbo was nowhere in sight.
Bert: That's interesting. Maybe they have broken up?
Nigel: Well, I wondered about that but I didn't like to ask where he was in case it was a senstive topic.
Bert: And what about Robert?
Nigel: You mean Robert Colby?
Bert: Yeah.
Nigel: He was there with his wife.
Bert: Wife? I didn't know he was married. Finally picked one out, eh?
Nigel: Yes, a red-headed, elegant woman. Very pretty. Can't remember her name now.
Bert: No doubt as thin as a rake, knowing Robert.
Nigel: She was not that thin by his standards. BMI about 15 or something I expect. 
Bert: No need for the saline drip on standby then?
Nigel: No, but we did need to take care not to bump into them while dancing because everyone was afraid she might snap.
Nigel reports to Bert the participants of the party.