Joanna: Tell me this: y do u get so excited by football?
Conrad: What do you mean?
Joanna: I just don't get it. Why are ppl so interested in this sport?
Conrad: Two opposing teams trying to score a goal. Isn't that enough?
Joanna: What about basketball? Volleyball? Hokey? And all other sports?
Conrad: What about them?
Joanna: Most of them are more dynamic than football. And scores are higher.
Conrad: It's not the score that counts.
Joanna: It doesn't? 
Conrad: Well, ok, it does, but it's the tactics, the finesse that really matters.
Joanna: And what's so cunning in football? 20 guys running after 1 ball.
Conrad: Yes, but the coach always has a plan and it's up to the team to carry it out.
Joanna: So, it's not running round at random?
Conrad: Ofc not. All players move according to what they were tasked with.
Joanna: Like?
Conrad: ICYMI: if Ronaldo plays, there are always at least 2 defenders on him all the time.
Joanna: But he can't score a goal then!
Conrad: That's the point.
Conrad explains to Joanna why he likes football. 