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Paul: Fuck me, I’ve listened to May’s address today and I feel like she’s currently number one on the list of politicians I despise
Matt: Mmm haven’t heard it yet. What does she say?
Anton: She’s the embodiment of the will of the British people
Anton: So she can’t be sacked 
Paul: She can’t be sacked not only because she’s the personification of the iron will of the Island Race
Paul: But also because renegotiation might be needed, new PM wouldn’t be able to make it before March deadline (idk why)
Anton: Basically, there’s no Brexit without her!
Anton: So she must stay and steer us through the no-deal fiasco she Herself Is Working On So Hard
Anton: I agree with Paul that it was the most bizarre, ridiculous thing
Anton: 🤮🤮🤮
Matt: One of the weirdest things is that people criticise her for many things but then when the moment of praise comes (and it always does, fuck knows why) it’s for her RESILIENCE
Matt: As if it was inherently positive
Matt: I somehow can’t recall any world leader mentioned in history books because of this singular quality
Anton: I feel like Fidel and Nicolas Maduro have been praised for the same thing
Anton: Your memory is failing you my friend
Matt: 🤣🤣🤣
Paul: lmao
Anton: But hey, we’re losing our time here chatting away while the British Pound sinks deeper and deeper
Anton: We should be buying dollars 🤑
Matt: We should be buying EUROS
Paul: <file_other>
Paul: We should be buying BOLÍVARES
Matt: LOOOOL
Matt, Anton and Paul are discussion their dislike of Theresa May and her negotiations regarding Brexit. 