Kris: I did it
Hiram: Did what
Kris: You know very well ;>
Hiram: Ohhh noooo please tell me you didn’t broke into her house
Kris: Old lady Pratchet, yesss 8-)
Hiram: Omg you’re crazy what if somebody saw you
Kris: Naaah I was careful
Hiram: So how was it?
Kris: Extremely clean, many pieces of art, looks like a museum
Hiram: Haha that’s what I expected!! No dead people, any ghosts? ;>
Kris: Hah no, but I stole her glove
Hiram: Glove? What for?
Kris: Just as a souvenir :D
Hiram: Youre sick xd
Kris: Plus maybe she will find out and start thinking that SOMEBODY was in her house!!!
Hiram: Even more sick 
Kris broke into lady Pratchet's house and stole a glove as a souvenir.