Grant: Did you see what that crackpot president said today?
Sue: No, haven't had time to look at the news.
Grant: Something about this Saudi thing and the prince probably being innocent. What a moron.
Sue: OMG...
Grant: The guy is just a joke!
Sue: He is, I can't believe he got elected!
Grant: Neither can I...
Sue: He certainly isn't doing much for the country's morale.
Grant: All he does is stir up hate.
Sue: Yep. It's sad.
Grant: Very sad.
Sue: And we can't eat lettuce anymore...
Grant: What?
Sue: Romaine lettuce gives you ecoli.
Grant: Okay then...
Sue: LOL just reading the news now...
Grant: Didn't see that!
Sue: Yep. 
Grant: So much for my all lettuce diet!
Sue: NOT! 
Grant: Exactly! LOL!
Grant and Sue are unhappy about the president. Sue also learned form a news article that Romaine lettuce is bad for your health. 