Michelle: OMG! OMG! OMG! Got news!
Rachel: C'mon! Spit it out!
Michelle: You won't believe it!
Rachel: But what?
Michelle: I can't believe it! So excited! 
Rachel: Don't leave me hanging! Tell me.
Michelle: You remember Monica? 
Rachel: Yeah. The ugly one?
Michelle: That's the one! 
Rachel: What about her?
Michelle: Well, we had an office party two months ago... 
Rachel: So?
Michelle: She got drunk and became really friendly with Ross... 
Rachel: How friendly? :)
Michelle: Like really friendly. Touching, kissing and so on... 
Rachel: So? C'mon!
Michelle: It turns out she's pregnant! 
Rachel: You don't say!
Michelle: Yeah! I know! 
Rachel: She told him yet?
Michelle: I don't think so. But there's more! 
Rachel: More? This is going to be good!
Michelle: Good? That's delicious!
Rachel: So?
Michelle: Ross is "happily" married ;) 
Rachel: I just spilt some water!
Michelle: I know!
Rachel: Keep me posted!
Michelle: Oh, I will. I will. Need to find out more. :) 
Monica made out with Ross at an office party two months ago. Now Monica is pregnant. Ross is married. 