Tom: How about blind date? <file_other>
Mark: I hope he was my date <file_photo>
Jonathan: It’s easy to pull off a turtle neck as long as you take off your glasses first.
George: HA HA
Barry: You don't know how right you are lol. I actually broke mine a while back doing just that :(
Kimi: OMG
Jimmy: Nice one , Mark :)
Cameron:  it seems kinda sweet until you get to 6.5
Chelsea: The hufflepuff one sounds lovely - why are we always attracted to the slytherins 🙄💛💚
Spencer: Oh dear... *everyone* knows a 6.5 is really a sugar-coated 4. Harsh!
Cameron:  Where does 6.5 rate on The guardian blind date ratings scale? 
Cameron: 10 - possibly see again
Cameron: 9 - nice, possible peck on cheek
Cameron: 8.5 - ok, gave real phone number
Cameron: 8 - meh, Chinese takeaway number 
Cameron: 7.5 - sex offender with good table manners
Cameron: 7 - sex offender with no table manners
Cameron: 6.5 - genocidal maniac
Ida: Ha ha at first glance I thought they were the same person!
Alex: They never seem to hit it off on this column. Must be something to do with Guardian readers.
Clare: Alex Aznable You’re reading the Guardian.
Alex: Aznable Am I? Shiiiiiit.
Sharon: When did it change from polo neck? <file_photo> I must have missed that memo
Jonathan: Americanism
Cameron describes The Guardian blind date ratings scale. Alex criticizes The Guardian readers.