Henry: My wife is pregnant!
Will: Congrats!
Jacob: I'm sorry dude
Jacob: I was also happy when my gf got pregnant
Jacob: But now it's a nightmare
Jacob: The baby cries all night
Jacob: I don't have life
Jacob: I'm tired all the time
Jacob: And my sex life is non-existent :-(
Henry's wife is pregnant. Will congratulates him. Jacob has a baby that cries all night. Jacob is tired and doesn't have any sex life.