George: I might've mentioned it before, but my son has just been born.
George: Come to my home and bring any alcohol you have
Fred: On my way then.
Fred: Congratulations!!
George: Don't congratulate - just come here mate!!!
Fred: Ok ok. I'll get some booze and go to you asap.
George: That's great!
George: I've never felt so happy in my life!
George: I HAVE A SON!!!
Fred: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) 
George's son has just been born. George wants to celebrate with Fred. 