Dan: Ellie dumped me
Sebastian: Oh crap
Dan: Yeah, crap...
Sebastian: What happened?
Dan: I prefer not to talk about it right now... I'll tell you tomorrow, ok?
Sebastian: Well, ok...
Dan: Life's a piece of shit
Sebastian: Don't tell me, my parrot died this morning
Dan was dumped by Ellie. He and Sebastian will talk about it tomorrow. Sebastian's parrot died this morning.