Frank: hola amigo
James: Hola! No, wait, ¡Hola!
Frank: what u doin tonite
James: Oh, you know, I think I'll just stay at home, listen to some jazz and read poetry.
Frank: u comin to the party
James: I find you lack of capital letters and punctuation... disturbing.
Frank: wtf man u comin or not
James: Yeah, you know what, you people really make me feel like a grammar nazi for writing in a proper way...
Frank: ok move ur ass we r waitin at joe's
James: ok man gonna be there in a few mins (here lies my good will, killed by messeger)
Tonight James will stay at home, listen to music and read. Frank asks about coming to the party, but instead of answering, James points out some minor mistakes in his spelling and punctuation.