Jax: i know this book is meant to be powerful or whatever but i really bloody hate it. do your super brainy thng and tell me what i'm missing pleease
Ruby: Omg no hard same, I hate it. I always find it hard to connect with a book if the protagonists are literal garbage, and Heathcliff is the worst.
Jax: before i read it I thought it was a romace novel but now i see that i was horribly deceived
Jax: heathcliff needs to meet my mum. my mum would kick his arse
Ruby: And how many narrators does one book need?
Jax: and why is the narrator narrating the narrator?
Ruby: I DON'T KNOW but it's the most irritating narrative structure I've ever read.
Jax: and wtf is up with catherine always locking herself in her room and making herself ill when she doesn't get her way? kids are mre mature than that. i am more mature than that
Ruby: It really pisses me off that Heathcliff abuses Isabella, but even in this day and age we're supposed to believe he's a Byronic hero, like, okay, sure, let's side-sweep the abuse because he's tragic or whatever.
Jax: i wasn't aware that it was okay to abuse women if you could pull of standing around the moors but i guess heathcliff has paved the way
Ruby: LMFAO
Jax: the woman i love is dead. should i kidnap her daughter? i guess it's fine because i look really spiffing in breeches and a cravat
Ruby: The thought of you in breeches and a cravat is hilarious.
Jax: you mean HANDSOME and also  OVERWHELMINGLY HANDSOME
Ruby: And the caps finally make an appearence.
Jax: weirdly i used to date an isabella
Ruby: You did?
Jax: yeah for like two years
Ruby: You did?
Jax: yeah for like 2 years
Ruby: Wow. I've never dated anyone for that long.
Jax: how long have you been with your boyfriend?
Ruby: Oh. Just over a year I suppose.
Jax: you suppose?
Ruby: Things with him have been sort of shit for a while so I don't really like thinking about it.
Jax: oh
Jax: i'm sorry, i didn't realise
Ruby: I'm at his flat now. His mates are here. He didn't tell me they'd be watching football so I'm sitting here with nothing to do.
Ruby: TBH I don't even know why I'm here because one of the guys who came over once tried to grope me and I've felt really uncomfortable around him ever since.
Jax: wtf that's awful - did you tell your boyfriend about it
Jax and Ruby don't like neither the narration nor the characters in the book. Ruby's at her boyfriend's flat. She hasn't been getting on well with him for a while. 