Michael: Hi there! How was the concert yesterday?
Michael: sorry I couldn't make it
Ursula: not so good
Michael: how come?
Ursula: no one came
Michael: wtf no one?????
Ursula: not a soul
Michael: oh gawd im so so sorry
Ursula: it's ok, we played anyway. Only we didn't get paid of course
Michael: fml
Ursula: fml indeed
Michael couldn't come to the concert yesterday. Nobody came, so Ursula didn't get paid.