George: Hey, tomek!
George: How is it going? 
Tomek: Hi George! Long time no see! It's going great, I'm back home, going to the gym, eating a lot and enjoying life of a jobless bum ^^. How are you?
George: I'm glad to hear that. You deserve a little break from everything that's on the other side (of the world)
George: You're coming to Ania's we'd, right?
George: wedding*
Tomek: Sure thing! Are you :d?
George: It would be weird if I won't
George: Yep, of course :D
Tomek: Haha! Awesome!
Tomek: I was hoping we could meet there:D
George: Aaam, I want ask you about the tradition of the whole thing
George: I don't want to be caught of guard
Tomek: Sure thing, as whatever you want
George: For example, what do you guys give to married couple?
George: Random gifts, money...
George: A slap on their butt??
George: :D:D:D
Tomek: So it goes like that: we go to the church for ceremony. After that young couple is receiving gifts from guests, it's in front of the church. Nowadays usually money, typically about ~300 PLN per couple, but if you're short on cash you don't have to give anything, no pressure here. Then you wish them quick divorce and you step back so other guests can make it rain as well ;)
George: So money is right choice
George: Hahhah
Tomek: But you're coming all the way here, I'm sure your presence will be the best gift for them
George: Yeah, nah
George: It wouldn't be a nice thing to do
George: Besides I don't think it's so far
George: It takes an hour and 45 minutes to get there
Tomek: Are you coming with someone? 
George: I'm coming solo
George: Not because I'm cheap
George is coming to Ania's wedding from abroad. He doesn't know what to give to the newlyweds and he is quite unaware of Polish wedding traditions. Tomek explains him the usual turn of events: the holy mass, the gifts and the wishes.