Fair: Hi there. Good morning.
Play: Hi. Not so sure about the morning though.
Fair: Why? What happened?
Play: Number of things.
Fair: Like what?
Play: Like you just woke me up!
Fair: Come on. It's almost 10 am.
Play: Is it? Then I went to bed just 2 hours ago?
Fair: What? What have you been doing all night?
Play: You don't want to know.
Fair: Of course, I do. Tell me!
Play: Nothing fun. I assure you.
Fair: I took all night. Must be interesting!
Play: All right, then. I'll tell you.
Fair: What happened?
Play: You remember this gorgeous blond, who leaves above me?
Fair: I sure do. She looks like a model!
Play: She went out last night and forgot to shut the water in her bathroom.
Fair: You're kidding.
Play: Not at all. I spent all night and used all of my towels trying to stop the flood.
Fair woke Play up at 10 am. Play's neighbor left the water running. Play went to bed 2 hours ago as he spent all night trying to stop the flood. 