Finn: Hey Rory, how's it going?
Rory: Hi, man, not too bad, how are you and Jo coping?
Finn: I am feeling a bit stressed to be honest! I thought I was OK, but then started doing a few more things and got sucked into the wedding pressure!
Rory: Yes, I remember mine, Charlotte and me were so relieved when it was all over!
Finn: How's that speech coming along?
Rory: Well, not done a lot of it yet, made a few notes, embarrassing anecdotes etc.
Finn: Oh, shit! Don't be too candid with them, I don't want Jo to know all my sordid secrets!
Rory: Ooh, we yes, we go back a long way, I know about all your skeletons!
Finn: Keep it light and funny, and relatively clean, remember my nieces and nephews will be there!
Rory: Don't worry, mate!
Finn: How's your kilt fitting going, mine looks ace!
Rory: Hmm, let's just say, I've not really got the legs to pull it off, pale, hairless and skinny, not tanned and muscular!
Finn: Well, us Scotsman are not exactly renowned for our suntans! I was toying with the idea of a spray tan😁!
Rory: Well, the socks do cover a multitude of sins, we haven't got all our legs exposed!
Finn: Maybe just the knees sprayed then!
Rory: Well look, I'm coming down south for business, fancy meeting up, trash out a few details for the Stag do and any other bits?
Finn: May be worthwhile! Call me when you know your times etc, be great to see you!
Rory: Bye, buddy!
Finn's getting ready for his wedding. Rory's preparing his speech, so Finn gives him some advice. They'll be both wearing kilts. They're planning to meet when Rory comes south.