Jack: Look at the woman next to me :P
Jill: what?
Jack: the face!
Jill: oh god :D
Jack: Like 555 plastic surgeries 
Jill: poor thing
Jack: but why?! She doesn't seem too old even.
Jill: Can't she read your messages?
Jack: I don't think so.
Jill: Haha
The woman next to Jack looks like she had 555 plastic surgeries.