Martha: I bought a cow
Penelope: WHat?
Lola: Why?
Lola: Where are you going to keep it???
Martha: In my garden
Martha: I will have fresh milk every day
Martha: And I will make cheese
Lola: Do you even know how to milk a cow?
Martha: What's so difficult about it?
Martha: I've already picked up a name
Martha: Mathilda 
Martha: It's a good name for a cow
Lola: Do you know that cows shit a lot?
Martha bought a cow. She named it Mathilda.