Doug: My car got keyed in Walmart!
Mia: Oh no! Wasn't it new?
Doug: Brand new!
Mia: That sucks! People are dicks!
Doug: I'm soooo pissed!
Mia: Don't blame you!
Doug: Guess I'll call insurance. Sux.
Mia: I'd get an estimate first. You might want to skip insurance cause your deductible will go up.
Doug: True. If I can get it fixed cheap I might as well pay for it.
Mia: Yep.
Doug: Just sucks! I don't have time for this!
Mia: Gotta work to pay for that new scratched car! LOL!
Doug: Exactly...
Mia: It could be worse.
Doug: I know...
Mia: It does suck though, sorry!
Doug: Thanks!
Mia: If I can help, let me know.
Doug: Yeah, fix the scratch?
Mia: Very funny.
Doug: J/K
Mia advises Doug to get an estimate and skip insurance to fix his brand new car that got keyed in Walmart.