Dan: Hey, how's life?
Dorothy: Not bad, not bad. Yours?
Dan: I can't complain. Just bought this autobiography of Margaret Thatcher that literally cost me ONE POUND
Dorothy: Quite a socialist price
Dan: A communist prices I would say
Dorothy: Are you enjoying yourself?
Dan: Very much so. Although I must say I was expecting it to be a much funnier read. Instead, there is page after page of FACTS, which can really get tedious. A few pages on the Falklands, but that's rather irrelevant as a source. 
Dorothy: I see... Look, I swear I AM interested in how boring Thatcher's autobiography is, but can't really talk rn. Will call you later?
Dan: Ha ha, sure, anytime you want
Dorothy: Cool. Talk to you later then
Dan: Toodles
Dan bought a monotonous Thatcher's autobiography at one pound with some useless informations.