Simon: Howdy mate! RU done?
Joe: Need half an hour still.
Simon: !? B/C?
Joe: B/C I'm not ready yet FFS!
Simon: Don't get worked up! Just asked.
Joe: I'll text you when done.
Simon: Got it.
Joe: Simon, 10 more mins, ok?
Joe: Simon I'm ready.
Joe: ?? You there? Where RU??
Simon: Hi mate! I'm in Half Moon. Couldn't wait any longer.
Joe: How the fuck am I gonna to get there now?
Simon: A taxi?
Simon: Joking!! 
Joe: You prat! Can never rely on you!
Simon: Look. I've told Masher to pick you up at 7:30. He should be at yours any sec now.
Simon: Joe? Gone yet?
Joe: Nope. Waiting.
Simon: Strange. He should be there by now. Why don't you call him?
Joe: Have already. No answer.
Simon: Holy shit! Here he is. Just ordering a drink at the bar! He must've forgotten.
Simon: Joe I'm so sorry!
Simon: Joe?
Simon didn't wait for Joe to get ready and went to Half Moon without him. Masher was supposed to pick Joe up at 7:30 and bring him to the pub but he forgot. Joe can never rely on Simon.