Pat: Jack, are you there?
Drew: Nope, he's Jack-ing off. :P
Jack: Screw you... or rather Drew you! :P
Pat: Lol! Jack, do you have the original Diablo box and manual from 1996?
Jack: Sure, why?
Pat: My nephew is doing this project for high school, you know, the evolution of  computer games since the late 1980s. He'd like to make some photos and/or photocopies.
Jack: Ok, no problem.
Drew: I see you're slowly but steadily turning your nephew in a video game nerd like the three of us. :P
Pat: Yeah, you know, my brother-in-law is all about sports and outdoor activities, so someone has to teach young Chris some gaming basics.
Jack: So that he may get fat and ugly like his uncle instead of fit and handsome like his dad?
Pat: At least he won't be a 40 year old virgin like his uncle's bald friend. :P
Jack: Remember you need my Diablo stuff...!
Pat: Ok, sorry!
Drew: Shit, are we ever gonna grow up?
Jack has the original Diablo box and manual from 1996 which he will lend to Pat for his nephew who needs it for school project about the evolution of computer games since the late 1980s.