Gerald: anybodys ben to ted's wedding?
Whistler: i wasnt invited. plus i dont give a fuck
Jamison: same thing. i dont think he even mentioned that anyway
Mel: well he did say he was getting married but u sure it was this weekend?
Newell: Geralds right. wedding was on fri
Gerald: you went newls?
Newell: nope. guess what? i was not invited 
Whistler: the staggie was secret too
Jamison: u think its the lady? mels bloody difrent now
Mel: cheers mate
Jamison: i mean ted sry
Mel: not gonna get tied any time soon no worries
Newell: seems like nobody been there anywa
Gerald: if no1 was invited ...
Whistler: and most had not the slightest idea
Gerald: ur right
Whistler, Jamison, Newell, Gerald and Mel were not invited to Ted's wedding. Mel is not going to get married anytime soon.