Jenni: Where are you? 
Paul: At the pub. Why? What's up?
Jenni: Well, last night you said you'll come over to mine at 8pm. So I'm waiting... and waiting... and you're at the goddamned pub.
Paul: I don't remember saying that I'd come to yours tonight
Jenni: Isn't that just ever so convenient... hmmm... 
Paul: Honestly hun I would've never said that. It's pub quiz night at the Lion's Head. You know that's what I do every Tues.
Jenni: Yeah but you said that this Tues you'd come and see me. You know that's the only night of the week that I have off and you can't even make the effort to see me... grrrr!
Paul: Look I make lots of effort to do things for you babe... all the fucking time! I need a night off with my mates. 
Jenni: You have 'nights off' with your fucking mates all the bloody time... but when I ask you to do anything you're always busy and not available.
Jenni: Are you giving me the silent treatment now? 
Jenni: Can't even be bothered to answer my messages?
Jenni: Who are you with down the pub? 
Paul: Sorry babe, was busy talking to Lauren at the bar. Why don't you pop down the pub and we can talk about this?
Jenni: WTF?!! Who the fuck is Lauren??!!! 
Jenni: Are you fucking her?
Paul: Don't be ridiculous! She's like as old as your mother. LOL
Jenni: You can't be fucked to come over and see me. Then when I try to find out where you are you tell me that you're at the quiz night with your mates. You don't even have the courtesy to tell me that you're not coming over to mine. Now you tell me that you're talking to some old hag by the name of Lauren at the bar. What bloody planet do you live on? You're a dick!
Jenni: You know what? You can shove this relationship where the sun don't shine! I've had enough. 
Jenni: You better come over tomorrow because I'm throwing all your shit out Mr. Fucktard! It'll be on the front lawn if you want it. Fuck you!
Paul is at the pub. Jenni is waiting for him, but he doesn't remember them arranging a meeting. He attends a pub quiz night at Lion's Head every Tuesday. Now he's there pub with a woman named Lauren and he invites Jenni to pop down the pub and talk. Jenny is furious and wants Paul to come tomorrow.