Rick: I quit my girl coz she said comics suck
Dave: Wtf?
Rick: True story, bro
Dave: Did you even have a gf?
Rick: Yes, didn't I tell you?
Dave: Nope
Rick: Well, she was my gf for less than a week
Dave: Did you guys seriously break up because of comics?
Rick: Sure we did, she said nerds are suckers and that comic books are for wankers
Dave: How sweet of her XD
Rick: But she was pretty... my bad
Dave: Sorry for you, you comic book nerd
Rick has broke up with his girlfriend over comic books. Dave didn't know Rick had a girlfriend