Caroline: did you see Nick's new girlfriend??
Jane: No, did you?!
Caroline: Yeah she looks like a prostitute!!
Jane: RLY??? Tell me more!
Caroline: she's all fake.. 
Jane: Like hair and stuff?
Caroline: Like hair, boobs, false eyelashes.
Jane: It's that bad? 
Caroline: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure she's had her nose done... o O
Jane: Why world he go out with her? He's a catch!
Caroline: dunno, maybe he needs a distraction from Karen
Jane: a distraction would be taking up a new sport, not picking up whores:D
Caroline: That's what I said xD 
Nick has a new girlfriend that looks like a prostitute and is all fake. He needs a distraction from Karen. 