John: She's fit ain't she?
Paul: Who?
John: What do you mean who? The girl to your right you dumb fuck! LOL
Paul: Oh, you mean her! 
Paul: Yeah she's not too bad.
John: You gonna pick her up or what?
Paul: I might if you stop messaging me. :-D
John: I think you're in with a chance... If you don't want her I'll do her! ;-)
Paul: Ever so romantic!
John: Are you all coy or just stressed?
Paul: Women unnerve me.
John: Yeah I know what you mean mate. I can never work out what they want. Sometimes I think they don't know what they want themselves.
Paul: Are you going to stop messaging me or what? She probably thinks I'm typing with another chick.
John: Make her jealous that usually works a treat.
John: So you going to give her a good porking tonight?
Paul: I heard she takes it up both holes at once.
John: Who did you hear that from?
Paul: Chaz. He had her the other night.
Paul: Not sure if I want his slops.
John: Good point!
The girl to Paul's right is attractive. Paul might try flirting with her, although he's not sure, as she has already slept with Chaz the other night.