Alex: Hi. Can I talk to you?
Lesley: Hi. Who r u?
Alex: My name is Alex. U don't know me, 'cause we're not friends on Facebook yet, bt I have something important to tell you.
Lesley: Ok...
Alex: Have you heard about green wind turbines?
Lesley: Wind turbines painted green?
Alex: No, like ecological ones.
Lesley: Aren't they all?
Alex: Yes, probably, but these are like really eco-friendly.
Lesley: Ok...
Alex: So these wind turbines are killing birds.
Lesley: Murdering wind turbines? Sounds like a horror-film-plot ;)
Alex: I'm serious. I was in the fields last weekend and saw this qt jaybird get torn into pieces by the wings of a wind turbine.
Lesley: That's awful.
Alex: I know. I did some research and it turns out that thousands of birds die in this way every year. 
Lesley: So?
Alex: This is really important. I've created a petition to the government and would like you to sign it. 
Lesley: Y?
Alex: Don't u care about the birds?
Lesley: I do.
Alex: So will you sign the petition?
Lesley: What are you petitioning?
Alex: Ban on wind turbines.
Lesley: No. 
Alex: Y not?
Lesley: 'cause it's a bad idea.
Alex: But the birds are dying!
Lesley: Stop texting me. 
Alex: This is really important!
Lesley: And this is spam.
Green wind turbines kill birds according to Alex. Alex wants Lesley to sign the petition against them but she's not interested.