I downloaded 13.04 which took me a couple of hours.  I can't tell which file to select to begin the installation.  Please let me know what to do next.
I would like to see a full how-to guide on how to install Ubuntu.
Some time ago, I baked a cake (Sachertorte to be exact). The taste and texture was fine, so my recipe is okay.  My biggest issue was the shape. In the middle it was really a lot higher than on the sides. I would like to redo it in the near future, but preferably with a flat(ter) surface. (Especially since I put icing on top and I don't want it to drip off this time.)  Anyone knows the cause of my problem, or even better a solution? I think I put enough butter on the side of my springform pan, in case this is an option. I want to define \ext to behave exactly like \lim.  I tried \newcommand{\ext}{{\mathrm{ext}}\,} but that doesn't behave exactly like \lim. How can I take a photo with everything in focus with my DSLR? What's the difference between real and effective aperture? I understand that the simple idea that f-stop is focal length divided by aperture really applies to a simple single-glass lens, not the compound lens systems used to provide good image quality in modern lenses.  I've heard that in this case, what matters is the ratio of the aperture as it appears through the front element. Why the front element, and not the back (which would be the "point of view" of the sensor or film)?  What about for effects such as diffraction? Does the literal physical aperture size matter, or is it the effective size? The mysql extension is deprecated and will be removed in the future: use mysqli or PDO instead Speed of light when accelerating I'm studying special relativity and saw the 2 postulates of Einstein. The most remarkable one for me is the universal speed of light. Einstein postulated that the speed of light in vacuum is the same for all inertial observers, regardless of the motion of the source. But what if we are accelerating and we are changing from one inertial frame to another, how will we observe the speed of light? Is it still the same? I suggest it's not? Because I alread saw a small introduction to general relativity where the light will bend in a gravitational field and therefore also when you accelerate. So does the speed of light change because it bends? Polynomial in $n$ variables How do I convert two lists into a dictionary? Imagine that you have the following list. keys = ['name', 'age', 'food'] values = ['Monty', 42, 'spam']  What is the simplest way to produce the following dictionary? a_dict = {'name': 'Monty', 'age': 42, 'food': 'spam'} Prove $r^2+r_1^2+r_2^2+r_3^2=16R^2-a^2-b^2-c^2$ for a triangle with sides $a$, $b$, $c$, circumradius $R$, inradius $r$, exradii $r_1$, $r_2$, $r_3$ In the article class, it seems that using the abstract environment has an effect to the rest of the document. More precisely, it seems that it redefines the \linewidth, which equals \textwidth without abstract, is smaller with the abstract. My feeling is that \linewidth is redefined for the abstract environment, but the value is not reseted at the end of the abstract.  Here is a minimal example:  \documentclass{article} \begin{document} \abstract{This is an abstract. This is an abstract.}\bigskip  This is text. This is text. This is text. This is text. This is text. This is text.\\  \rule{\textwidth}{3em} \rule{\linewidth}{3em} \end{document}   The output is not the same if you comment the \abstract line or not.  Do you have the same problem as I do when you compile (if not, I will upload some PDF files to show)? Is this a (known) bug in LaTeX2e? How can we circumvent the problem?  Note: I compile with the pdflatex command, and I use pdfTeX, Version 3.1415926-1.40.10 (TeX Live 2009/Debian). When upgrading to Ubuntu 14.04 from Ubuntu 12.04 I am getting the following error:     W:Failed to fetch    Unable to find expected entry 'non-free/source/Sources' in Release   file (Wrong sources.list entry or malformed file) , E:Some index files   failed to download. They have been ignored, or old ones used instead. I know only the very basics of TikZ, having only used it to produce a pretty flow chart for one of my documents. I recently learned that you can use Inkscape and export to TikZ.  What are the limitations of the Inkscape->TikZ workflow? Is there some compelling reason to take the time to learn TikZ (which I'm told has a fairly steep learning curve) rather than simply exporting to TikZ from Inkscape? Is it possible to raise stats? Complexity of $T(n) = 2T(n/2) + n$ What do you call a person who is never content with anything that is given to him? I am looking for an adjective for a person who, no matter what you give him/her (materially or otherwise), is never content and always expects more. How can I quickly know the rank of this / any other matrix? Trigger to use HTTP callout and update record with the results I have been trying to integrate Google Shortener API into my salesforce org. I wrote a class to make the call out, but am having difficulty bringing the value back into the record. I have a custom object called "referral_advocate__c" with a field called "Short_URL__c". Anytime the field "unique_ID__c" has a value, I am wanting to send this value with a static URL to google shortener and then save the response value to "referral_advocate__c.short_URL__c" on the record. This is the class to make the call out:  public class URLshort {  final string urls = 'https://www.myurl.com'; referral_advocate__c adv = new referral_advocate__c();  @future(callout = true) public static void URLshortner() {      HttpRequest req = new HttpRequest();     HttpResponse res = new HttpResponse();     Http http = new Http();      req.setEndpoint('https://www.googleapis.com/urlshortener/v1/url?key=myapikey');     req.setMethod('POST');     req.setHeader('Content-Type','application/json');            req.setBody('{"longUrl":+urls + adv.unique_reference_number_c}');       try {         res = http.send(req);         System.debug(res.getBody());     } catch(System.CalloutException e) {         System.debug('Callout error: '+ e);         System.debug(res.toString());     }   }  }   The after insert trigger on "referral_advocate__c" I wrote is not firing correctly. How do I return the results from this class and update the field "short_URL__C" with the returned value from a trigger? SD Card showing weird file names and files are lost I just plugged my SD Card to my PC after a long videography day, and I suddenly got this problem:    It is also not showing all the videos I took on my camera so what is the solution? Why are there $|G/G'|$ 1-dimensional representations of $G$? Let $G'$ be the derived subgroup of a finite group $G$.   We have a correspondence $\{\mathrm{reps \ of \ G/G'}\} \longleftrightarrow \{\mathrm{reps \ of \ G \ with \ kernel \ containing \ G' }\} $  If we restrict to 1-dimensional reps, we get:  $\{\mathrm{1\ dimensional \ reps \ of \ G/G'}\} \longleftrightarrow \{\mathrm{1 \ dimensional \ reps \ of \ G \ with \ kernel \ containing \ G' }\} $  Now my notes say that there are $|G/G'|$ 1-dimensional reps of $G$. Since there are $|G/G'|$ 1-dimensional reps of $G/G'$, this must mean that all 1-dimensional reps of $G$ have kernel containing $G'$. Why is this so?  Thanks I was watching the film A Game of Shadows starring Robert Downey Junior and Jude Law when this line came up, "...neither you nor I is in control..." (I can’t remember the exact words that ended the phrase; if anyone can supply them, it would be much appreciated.)   It immediately struck me as being odd. When I mentioned this to my boyfriend; an English native speaker, with a PhD in something sciency, he told me it was correct. When I asked why, he couldn't explain but put forward the following sentence as an example. "Neither of us is in control..." However, I disagreed with the wording and said the sentence should have been: "Neither one of us is in control..." The genderless third person, one, is singular, and hence, so too the verb that follows. And we say, "one is" NOT "one are".      "Neither you nor I are in control over ..."    I believe the above sounds better, but it is more logical to say:     "Neither you nor I am in control..."    because the verb agrees with the subject closest to it; however, I'm not sure if I have ever read or heard this solution. So, I tried inverting the subject and auxiliary verb order and the resulting phrase was:    "Neither you nor am I in control..."    which sounds very formal, pompous, and ... odd. Am I imagining things?  The two subjects you and I are two separate individuals who are not joined together, I agree the verb should be in the singular; but why should we use "is"? We don't say, "you is" or "I is". Before anyone rushes off to claim my question is a duplicate of a previous Stackexchange one:  I want to explain why the answer to that question fails to explain why my boyfriend and the film makers consider the  sentence below correct:     Neither you nor I is in control...   As I see it, Michael and Albert are two separate individuals, it therefore stands to reason that the verb should be singular, and "is" agrees with the subject. If I rephrase the neither and nor construction, I would get:          Michael is not correct but neither is Albert   OR          Michael is not correct and Albert isn't either.      Which have the same meaning, (either being the negative equivalent of neither) the sentences are grammatical which leads me to conclude that the verb must be singular and hence         Neither Michael nor Albert is correct      However, when I rephrase the "neither you nor I" sentence following the same procedure I have to say this:        You are not in control but neither am I (‘I am’ is ungrammatical)   OR              You are not in control and I’m not either.      which leads me to surmise that the sentence below must be grammatically correct        Neither you nor I am in control"      So, why does my boyfriend insist that the sentence ought to be:     Neither you nor I is in control   Which one of us is right and why?