 And if you call within the next 20 minutes, because you know this meme ain't going to last forever, we'll give you a second Hawk tour absolutely free. And it makes a great gift. Believe me, ladies, if you give your man a Hawk tour, he'll say she's a keeper. Call now. By the way, the ShamWow does work, but I can't find him anymore. The what does? The ShamWow. Oh.