 A story. All you have to do is tell me whether this was the action of a little kid or drunk adult. We need at least two contestants. One to make the guess if the person that makes the guess is wrong. One to stand by and possibly win for doing nothing. For doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. So once again, let's hear the story. I tried blowing up my neighbor's kumquat tree with fireworks. I tried blowing up my neighbor's tree with a kumquat tree. Not just any tree, but a kumquat tree with fireworks.