 No shortage of those today. And guess what else we'll do? We're going to play Little Kid or Drunk Adult. Hey! That means... That means I'm going to give you the story now, and you can think about it for two hours. So I just meant, like, we could have a winner who has to do absolutely nothing but call. This is true. Here's the story. I tried blowing up my neighbor's kumquat tree with fireworks. Okay.