 So I got some Copenhagen. Some of you ladies that dip Copenhagen, you know what I'm talking about. So I got some, and I stuck it in between my cheek and dumb, and I was thinking I was so tough, and I was spitting, and I said, man, this stuff is great. I'm going to have some more. And all of a sudden, the room began to spin. And I threw up and threw up and threw up and threw up, and it cured me of wanting to dip school.