 David Blackman and Greg Budell present Tales of the Idiocracy. Welcome to Costco. I love you. And welcome, as we once again join our friend, the man with the 10-gallon brain, blogger extraordinaire from somewhere in Texas, we're not quite sure, David Blackman. Jed, give him the big welcome. Please clap. There we go. Woo-hoo! Doesn't get that excited just anybody. Yeah. We should probably start today. By the way, that...