 A mailbox lasagna. Now, what would classify a mailbox lasagna? Actually, it's one of your people, a Tennessee weatherman. It's a video he made a couple of years ago. He used fully cooked meat, put it in a dish, tossed it in the mailbox, and wait for eight hours. Oh, I see. And then you have the usual hot jokes out there. It's so hot, I saw a chicken laying on there.