 gets the jacket or the trophy or shakes Jack Nicklaus' hand, as it was in the case a week ago. Right, the Mallorca. Can Jim Nance, can you get over your frickin' obsession with Tiger Woods already? Shuffler wins the tournament. What does Nance say? Well, that's something that Tiger Woods got to do five times. Yeah, yeah. He's done. He's toast. He drugged himself out of...