 What do you do with your free time? Yeah. Crap on houses. It's kind of a corporate award. 580,000 glass coffee mugs are being recalled. Why? Because they can't hold coffee without breaking. Oh, no. You'd think before they'd make over half a million or something, they would make sure that it could contain. Hey, have you tried to put some coffee in that yet? No, it's a cup. It'll work, right? It's fine. Nominee number two is the Joy Jolt. Boy, that sounds like fun.