 I was a drunk adult. There I was, drinking strawberry daiquiris all day long in the beating sun. I don't even remember the name of the water park, but what I do remember is there was a guy in the wave pool staring at me laying there in my bikini. So, after a few too many strawberry daiquiris, I thought it would be a good idea to throw ice cream from my spoon and catapult it at him in the water. Well, a lifeguard saw that and kicked me out.