 Was it the late 80s or mid-80s? 31-year-old guy in guess what state? Let's see, Florida? That's right. He dangled a kid off a second-floor balcony by his legs just to scare him a little bit, according to the police who arrested him. The problem is he did drop the kid, and the kid was injured. Fortunately, nothing too serious. He is now facing felony child abuse charges. That's my vote. I know, just when you think...