 Mr. Bottle Rocket Inventor. Thank you for taking the concept of the guided missile and placing it in the hands of children and one-eyed rednecks everywhere. Munitions for the masses. Yes, each burning rooftop and screaming homeowner is like a little thank you note to Thomas Jefferson. Happy flaming fourth now. Thanks to your well-designed guidance system, also known as a stick, we can share our holiday spirit with passing cars and even the neighbor's pets. Every cat's a black cat.