 Anyway, she first yanked his chest hair. Ow! Then clawed his face like her hand was a garden tool. Then she bit him on the forehead. You've got to give her credit for one thing. The forehead's got to be hard to bite. There's not a whole lot of flesh to engage there, right? She's a lovely woman. All right, so Jillian is nominee number one today. Next, we have...