 Hello? Hello? There's no one there. This man is a victim of butt dialing. Someone's butt calls me at least twice a day. My husband's butt is constantly calling me from work. Luckily, it's just the phone. His butt has bad breath. My mom's butt won't stop calling me, although I get along with my dad's butt way better. Should I be concerned that my boyfriend's butt keeps calling other girls' butts?