 How do I get eternal life? It must be because I'm doing this and I'm doing that, but tell me, is there something else I'm supposed to do? Because you know there's something missing and you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones? I mean, I've been a good guy for most of my life. I've tried to keep the commandments. I've been as religious as most of the people. If you've seen some of my friends, I mean, I'm way out on the far end with that stuff.