 I remember when we lived in Turkey and we were in Ephesus, there was a statue that was headless. And so being the little pain-in-the-butt kid I was, I ran behind it and put my head on it and had a couple pictures taken. Little did I know, but this offended some of the people there. And, of course, I didn't know. But they let my mom know, and I was like, yeah, he's American. He can do what he wants. But I'm embarrassed of that behavior because I didn't know. You should not...