 This is your roving reporter, and today I'm talking with a man who identifies as a cat. Uh, like, you know, man. My first question is, why do you identify as a cat? Well, I love chasing mice, hiding out in small, dark spaces, and if you pull out a laser pointer, man, I just go crazy. So I guess being a cat, you don't have any money, do you? I never said I was a cat, man. I said I identify as one. Of course I have money, and I have a money man named David Ernest. Why, that's the legendary asset preservationist.