 Why are you shaking your smartwatch? Isn't it working? I'm just getting my daily steps registered on it. Oh. Wait, what? I only actually walked around 5,800 steps today, but you know how you're supposed to get like 10,000 steps? Well, if you shake the watch, it reads that as steps. Counting steps that don't actually count is the same approach people sometimes use with God. You can live a decent life. You can be a good, moral, virtuous person, but that does not make you a Christian.