 I mean, new cars. Mercedes-Benz, Porsche, Volkswagen, Volvo, Audi, and Nissan on the boulevard and everything under the umbrella of jackingram.com. eBay, another great step forward in human culture. Hey, why don't we mail our garbage back and forth to each other? Why talk to your family at night when you could be bidding $8 to $10 on a troll doll from Thailand?