 It was really cobbled together, but in one night I was able to borrow a computer, write the story, get it printed, and I took it to the newspaper. The next day, Boldy knocked on the editor's door and said, would you be interested? She read it in like three minutes and said, I'll take it. And then I wound up writing for their lifestyle magazine as well. Oh, that's cool. That's very cool. But the best part was...