 Well, I immediately dismiss your statement, because I know you didn't try Jesus. First of all, he's not a product. What's a return policy on this? I'll be honest with you, I like to play around with gadgets, okay? So I'll order something online, but first thing I do, return policy. Can I return this? Is there a restocking fee? Okay, good. Because I want to see this in real life, and I want to see if I like it. Eh, I don't like it. Or hey, I do like it, whatever.