 Hey, okey-dokey, here I go. So the man takes off, returns a month later. Problem is, he's all bandaged up, he's limping, his arm is in a cast, and the man who taught him football says, what happened? His acquaintance says, well, you told me about the ball, and you told me about the field, and you told me about running. There's one thing you forgot to tell me. You didn't tell me there would be 11 gorillas trying to stop me.