 What if God gave us everything we asked for? I would have been married in fourth grade to Gloria Ann LaRue, and I never would have met the girl in grade 10 I met, Ramona. God make me rich, I once prayed. In hindsight, I think winning a gazillion dollars in the lottery would have sidetracked and ruined me. I prayed, God, make me a famous hockey player. But I wouldn't have become a humorist, nor would I have teeth.