 New from Bumco, the toy you've been waiting for. The greatest action figure since G.I. Joe. It's the Vladimir Putin wind-up doll. That's right, Vladimir Putin, the guy who put the **** in Dictator. Wind him up, squeeze his hand, and he'll give a long speech filled with propaganda and lies in front of an audience who dare not move. Wind him up again, and he'll march into your little sister's room and take over. Wind him up again, squeeze his belly, and...