 Beside you is a toilet paper holder with toilet paper in it. On the tank behind you is toilet paper. You yourself said there was still some left on the roll, so I figured we're good. No, no, no. You're not letting me finish. Don't interrupt. You cannot change an empty toilet paper roll. I can, but it wasn't empty. Who is going to wipe with an eighth of a square of toilet paper? Well, you get started with that, then you get a new roll. And it wasn't my job to change the roll because it wasn't empty. So there you go.