 As I said last week, I am the president, but I'm also a dad. Jill and I love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today. Honestly, I don't know what the hell he was thinking. It's times like these that test a family, and if there's anyone in this family that needs testing, it's Hunter. We will learn from this, but that little idiot is not getting another laptop, that's for sure. We love him very much, but don't get me started about that bag of cocaine in the White House coat room. What a dumb ass. As the 21st century began, that