 For one, you're in another country, but you're in a serious ancient artifact, and I'm up there sticking my head on it. Yeah, here's the photo of the woman grinding and making out with the statue. She's an American. Oh, yeah, she's American. All right. That's just embarrassing. She was like nine years old. And later on, I found out the statue was a woman, too. People were laughing at me.