 Not to fat-shame the tornado, as we're all about body positivity. So run, don't walk, or however you'd prefer, as we're not ableists, to see, unless you're sight-impaired, Twisters, rated PG-13. Although we certainly don't want to suggest we know better than parents whether their children are mature enough to watch this film. We've reached that point now, after a week of convention and chaos...