 It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Okay, I'm doing the second story first because it's ridiculous. Who doesn't love a good Almond Joy, though, by the way? Almond Joy is a delicious candy bar. It's delicious. We all know this. Don't think I'd react like this, though. All right, so the story goes that, and this is this sheriff who said that