 but he could only hit his ear. You know, I think Thomas studied at the Helen Keller Institute of Marksmanship. I'll give him an A for effort, but he gets an F for execution. In all seriousness, I know a thing or two about assassination attempts. John Hinckley tried to take me out in 1981. He was a loser too, but he did more damage to me with a .22 caliber pea shooter than this inept dimwit. I went to the emergency room, but they fixed me up. When I got out,