 This is your roving reporter. Today I'm speaking with the Loch Ness Monster. Hello! Now, you live out here in the loch. Well, it's really a lake. But they call it a loch. Yeah, lake, loch, whatever floats your boat. And being an aquatic creature, you probably don't have many places to keep your money. Well, I used to keep it in the lake. Loch. Yeah, whatever. But it got kind of soggy, so I decided to make a change. Where do you keep your money now? My friend David Ernest looks after my money for me. Really?