 I love the first line. With the 18-year-olds, there's going to be sex involved. I want you to look at this eel video. I'm not going to play the audio because there's a couple of S-bombs in it. But look at that. Wow, slithering. That's the word, slithering. Here's your conundrum for the morning. Which Hall of Fame baseball player was a big fan of pickled eels? Pickled eel? Pickled eel.