 That's a real story. K.I.R.O. Channel seven. They said a guy in Vancouver, Washington, he reached for a sandwich and crashed into a light pole, rolled his car over. So it wasn't a chicken sandwich. It was a guy reaching for his chicken sandwich. Pray tell what was the chicken sandwich. That's the most important part of the story that they don't tell you because it's horrible journalism and they should be fired for not doing that. A guy, 75 year old, was literally rescued from a bog.