 Who's there? It's Bill, the electrician. Here to make your home burglar-proof. Oh, thank goodness. I thought maybe you were an intruder. No, ma'am. I'm a burglar's worst nightmare. If your house doesn't have sufficient outdoor lighting, it's a prime target for intruders. That's why you should call Crosby Electric today. How's it going, Bill? Just fine, ma'am. See when you're interested.