 We met a man on the street. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. And when we asked him about his finances, he had this to say. I'm not a smart man. Well, Forrest, you don't need to be a smart man to figure out that if you need help with your finances, you should call David Ernest. Because sometimes financial problems can bite you in the buttocks. Bit me directly in the buttocks. See there, Forrest, what do they call it when your finances bite you that way? The million dollar wound. And what happens to your money? The army must keep that money because I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.