 From there, the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable groaning. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence, until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly. 61-year-old Johnny Depp is dating a 28-year-old Russian model. Is that Russian collusion?