 Was he wearing a white cowboy hat? No, he was not wearing a cowboy hat. That is crazy. Just a little mouse running around with a white cowboy hat, just doing laps around the corners of the table. And I went to flick him off, and he jumped up and jumped on my head and bit me on the head. He had fangs that were about an inch long. Does it get any weirder than that? No, it doesn't.