 Oh, creepy, touchy-feely Joe Biden, played by Kojak, addresses a group of elementary school children. Love you, baby. You're beautiful. Elizabeth Warren, played by Edith Bunker, is asked if she thinks she'll make a good president. Oh, well, I ain't sure. And even if I was sure, I ain't sure that I could do it. And even if I was sure that I could do it, I ain't sure that they would help me.