 Why? Because I don't have a real job. I have a fake job. And in my fake job, because I don't really work for a living, I don't. I produce no value for society whatsoever other than talking. You all work for a living. I did once, and I'm very proud of you for doing that because people like me wouldn't be able to eat without the farmers out there and the truckers. God bless you. But this is a fake job. It's not real.