 David Blackman and Greg Budell present Tales of the Idiocracy. Welcome to Costco. I love you. Can't we just be friends? It is 318 on News Talk 93.1 FM WACV. And now we go to the man somewhere in Texas, the man with the 10-gallon brain, the man who apparently is bringing me followers in droves now. Seriously, I feel like they're coming in chunks, which is great. We welcome Facebook followers who are part of our...