 David Blackman and Greg Budell present Tales of the Idiocracy. Welcome to Costco. I love you. That first story. Joey! Yeah, David Blackman from somewhere in Texas, the man with his 10-gallon brain, blogger extraordinaire, our number one source for news, and when I don't know what to think, I let him do it for me. It's kind of a great relationship we have, my friend. How are you? It sure is.