 Police in Ohio are looking for a man who peed on a pile of sandwiches in a supermarket. Who does he think he is? Elton John? This is not Headline News. The Dunce Cap is a little reminder that you did something stupid. I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again. Clap for that, you stupid biker. Dunce Cap, baby! Dunce Cap, cause you failed love.