 David Blackman and Greg Budell present Tales of the Idiocracy. Welcome to Costco. I love you. All right, kids, click your heels together. Off we go to somewhere in Texas to find the man with the 10-gallon ring. He is the wizard. He is the wizard of Texas. He tried anyway. No, I don't want to use the word wizard because some lettuce will take that to mean something else. We'll just welcome David Blackman. Jeff, wake up. You've got to work twice today. Please clap. That's better.