 I'm not even joking with you. It's New Smyrna Beach, Florida. A man was arrested early Monday morning because he stole snacks and drinks from the Walgreens there. Officers responded to the store because an alarm went off at 3 a.m. And the alarm company said, there's a dude inside. The store's been closed since 10 p.m., though. So security footage showed the guy identified as Christopher Morgan entering the bathroom at 9.40 p.m. He didn't leave it until 2.42 a.m. He was in the bathroom for five hours. And then he went around and had himself some Tostitos.