 My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. I'm not a crook. You could run a tail bet, tall boy. Rock on, freaking bro. We choose truth over fact. You can't handle the truth. Let's draw a novel. I don't know. Let's get spooky like a monkey. I'm David Earnest, and I approve this message. I thought this was going to be a dull day. I dig that. Yeah. That's nice.