 It's so improbable that the thief of my foster parent's car was... Well, I had no idea. How many years ago was this? I just started at the college, so I was barely even a teenager. Do you recall me saying that I'd been attempting to convince the Burnetts to adopt me? Yes. Their car was stolen from the school parking lot when we were at a function. I believed if I found the thief, well, I'd be worthy of being their son. Oh, Eugene...