 I have a story from... Tots are delicious. T-O-P-S-T-O-T-S. Tots. Little kids on Twitter. Tops on Twitter. T-O-P. T-O-P. I thought she meant little kids on Twitter. But what are Tops? She means trending stuff. Trending on Twitter. It's a cool thing she made up. Everybody knows what she means. I think you're on the wrong dating site.