 He drank so much, he got in trouble, and they gave him a bad conduct discharge for cargo pilfering. Sounds bad. You know what the cargo was? No. What? Beer. Poor Brady. He just couldn't pass it up. Now, with this on his record, he'll have a hard time finding a job, I fear. I've never tasted beer. Don't ever start, Jetty. It's ruined many a life. Sure ruined Brady's.