 Cut it up and glue it on. That's the only way it's going to work. But I looked at the sign, and it said, buy one, get one free. So I'm thinking, right, buy one, get one free. How much do you have to pay for the one you buy? $1,000? $300? $300 wasn't made out of paper? I put it on. I was like, oh, my goodness. And I look thinner.