 We salute you, Mr. Two-Trunk, to set off fireworks. Mr. Two-Trunk to set off fireworks. There you sit with your empty can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a handful of explosives tightly clenched in your three remaining fingers. Demolition expert. Extensive Fourth of July training has taught you that 25 M-80s can send a milk jug 30 feet in the air.