 This is not headline news. Today is National State Fair Food Day. And totally by coincidence, it's also National Clogged Artery Awareness Day. Lena Dunham canceled her latest movie. Lena Dunham is at the point in her career where even Lena Dunham doesn't want to watch Lena Dunham. Whoopi Goldberg has written a comic book about a woman who gets superpowers from menopause. It's called Has Lots of Cats Woman.