 My son graduated high school and has been struggling to find a job. My ex-wife has worked for Target for almost 25 years and is telling him to get a job with her. My question is, how do you persuade my son to stay away from this communist LGBTQ company? Why are you gay? Well, I don't think I can. And look, Target's a putrid company. You should never shop at Target, and all that stuff's true, but a man's got to make a living.