 Righty then, mighty fine. Now to get ready for the show, I've been brushing up on my American history. And here's something I never knew, and I bet you didn't either. I always thought that Ben Franklin and the Founding Fathers came up with our Constitution all by themselves, but I was wrong. They actually modeled it after the Constitution of the Iroquois Confederacy of Native American tribes. It's true. And of course, they had to change the language, but the ideas expressed in our Constitution are largely the same.