 They really are attacking our food supply. Yeah, they're frigging evil. You know what else is attacking our food supply? Hooters is closing. Famous fast food chain Hooters announced Monday that dozens of its locations would be closing across the nation, citing current market conditions. Now, I'm not a Hooters guy. I've been in one. But I'm not a Hooters guy because the food is frigging dreadful. But that leads me to my point here.