 Speaking of which, how would you like to be this gentleman here in Lebanon, Missouri? We had the report yesterday. A Lebanon woman claimed her husband's lack of appreciation caused her to poison his Mountain Dew. 47-year-old Michelle Peters was in the Laclede County Detention Center with no bond after she was charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action after her husband suspected her of putting Roundup weed killer and insecticide into a soft drink.