 Boy, do I feel for you. Yep, yep, that's right, you were told a lie. Wow. You should see a column, exact same call as yours about five years ago, and it's the only time in a thousand columns I didn't write my column. All he did was transcribe a phone call from a 50-year-old woman saying the same thing. She has a Ph.D., she's a C.E.O.,