 Which has a longer attention span, a goldfish or a human being? Today, it's a goldfish. Microsoft did studies, and they found that a goldfish has a one-second longer attention span than a human being now. Okay, my wife is laughing in the background. I know. It's like, you know, because, you know, you think of the goldfish going around in a circle, and you're like, whoa. I mean, what's going on? Kim Commando, Sunday mornings at 8 on the News 1490 and 103.5 FM KYCA.