 Then again, this is the nation that watched Snooki for four years. Snooki. Remember her? The rude, profane, self-indulgent, and obnoxious Snooki. She was a thing for a long time. You know, you used to have to do something amazing to have some attention, right? Be a great actor, great athlete, great whatever. And not everybody sat around wanting to be famous. Some people...