 When you're an adult. I mean, let's face it, the kids already have it in their back pocket anyway with these damn cell phones. Anyway, he starts reading it, and then they try to shut him down because they find the language objectionable in a public forum. And then his two minutes are up. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, right? They chime a bell, and he keeps reading. And ten seconds later, you know who shows up? The cops.