 "'Is your person late with their child support payments?' I asked. "'Um, no.' I flipped down the guys who seemed like they might be late with their child support. Jasper asked, "'Do they live in their mom's basement?' "'Uh, not anymore.' Jasper flipped a few frames. I asked, "'Do they call their mom, Mother?' We played like this for about 15 minutes with a mounting sense of urgency, seeing as we were actively shirking our supervisory duties."