 He licks my face when I'm down. He wags his tail for me. He's always glad to see me so you can plainly see. I love my beagle. My beagle loves me. I love beagles. I think they're great. They howl. They do howl. But they're beagles. Yeah, that's what they're supposed to do. But I can't believe 4,000 of them in this research facility. That sucks. Why do they use beagles?