 Now, to be able to live by rule number one, you have to live by a whole bunch of other rules. Never losing money is not I wish upon the star I'll never lose money. Wishing upon the star doesn't do it. Never losing money means I'll never invest where I give my money blindly to someone else and they blindly do what they want with it and I just sit back and get hosed. No, I don't give my money to other people anymore. I tried giving my money to other people. What happened? I lost it. We'll be right back with another great story.