 Guy stuck behind a county truck trying to get in town for a meeting. Every 500 yards, the two guys jump out, one digs a hole, one fills it in. 500 yards later, same thing. Finally, he pulls up beside the truck, asks the driver, what the heck are you guys doing? He said, oh, the guy that plants the trees called in sick. And that's, I thought of that joke today when I sent you the article about