 Mr. Postman, how are you feeling this morning? As always, Mrs. Burns, incredibly superb. Not much mail today. Just this magazine your husband gets every week. Oh, Cowboy Love Tales. Those silly stories about Oklahoma Tex. How can he read such trash? Well, I must confess, I too read Cowboy Love Tales, Mrs. Burns. It has a tremendous appeal for every virile, red-blooded he-man.