 And my dog's name is Cat. Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that. But not only that, I got a cat. And Cat's name is Dog, like Dog's name is Cat. Now it's my dog Cat and my cat Dog. I confuse who's who, the cat or the dog. Now I bet you think that's pretty absurd. But wait till you hear about my fish bird. Yeah, I got a dog and my dog's name is Cat. Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that. But not only that, I got a cat. And Cat's name is Dog, like Dog's name is Cat.