 And they were just cool comic collective. I mean, the Secret Service used to be Robert Wanko. You remember that one iconic photo? It used to be Robert Wanko in a three-piece anchorman suit with his disco Uzi. Shouting orders, looking all impeccable. And now you got Paula Blartz out there who can't holster their sidearms because their bad wake-hole bras don't minimize side boob.