 The Mirage, which has been on the strip for more than three decades, is closing next week to make way for a new casino. And according to Nevada gaming laws, they've got to give away $1.6 million before then. So $200,000 in slot jackpots will be given away every day until next Tuesday. And $400,000 in game table winnings have to go, too. Who wants to go to Las Vegas? I told you I wasn't going back, but...