 Mr. Conklin is about his car. I know he doesn't let anyone drive it. Drive it? He doesn't let anybody come within six feet of it if he can help it. He even parks it himself in parking lots. Why, I've heard him boast that since the day he bought it, his car has been untouched by human hands. How does he get it lubricated? And if you say by grease monkeys, I'll take away that cake.