 It's time for the Shoeshine Mike Radio Hour, brought to you by Arrowhead BMW. And now for a fresh take on news, pop culture, sports, and events about the city, here's Shoeshine Mike. Not exactly, but it was a stack about that big. We didn't mean to do anything wrong, Paul. Opie, you don't put stories like that in the paper. But, Paul, that's what's in the big paper. Well, I know, but that's...