 Why even put the dog on there? Or maybe put the hot dog on the pizza. Hot dog on the pizza. Oh, God. I've got a stomach ache. It's also World Emoji Day. You both know how much I love the emoji. You can't send a text without one. I used to. But then my daughter's mother-in-law, she would really search out the best emojis for her text, and I felt less than. So I stepped up my game, and now I can't send a text without an emoji. It feels weird to me.