 Leave Washington today, arrive home Tuesday, kiss the children. Love, Hiram. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. Kissing the children is going to cost you extra. Fees, $1.75 for 10 words, 25 cents a word thereafter. Still want to kiss them? Of course. That'll be $2.50. There you are. When will it arrive?