 We had an IT person who was actually from Rome, and he didn't speak much English. So I had this Windows laptop, and I gave it to him, and I said, listen, Leonardo, whenever I go to Bing, it just crashes. And he looked at me, and he says, so, bada-bing, bada-boom? All right, that was a long way to go. It's America's digital goddess, Kim Commando, Sunday mornings at 8 on the News 1490 KYCA.