 Regular people don't do that. Even the story about him being a lunch pail Joe is all fake. And Barack Obama, wow, could not come up with one decent, substantive thing to say about the man he chose to be a heartbeat away from the presidency. Wow, a heartbeat away. Remember Hillary Clinton, that 3 a.m. phone call? Who's going to be ready for that 3 a.m. phone call? It's not Joe. Obviously. Obviously.