 Rather conveniently, too. We say so. Reality is irrelevant. We have campus police, CCTV cameras, and blue phones. Murders, rapes of innocent defenseless by policy students are rare. But, you know, actually not so rare that, you know, they don't occur to the students that are, you know, actual victims of murder and rape. Number three, cell phones always work, so emergency help is ever just a phone call away. Right.