 Beyonce announced the release of her country album, Cowboy Carter, to wild excitement. She's the first black woman ever to top the Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart. And of course, rabid nonsense. Everyone from racists. They've got to make their mark just like a dog in a dog walk park. You know, every dog has to mark every tree. To Azalea Banks. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now. Woo! Woo!