 It's a ferret, a bunny, a suspect, or a dude with hamsters in his pants that's asleep in a pet store. That's got to be a bad look for this dude. He's not going to be happy that you can Google his name from now on and find that story. Probably employers not going to be too thrilled about it. He's also not in Florida, which I found was surprising. He's in Ohio, but, yeah, doing some things.