 This just in. The 14,000 members of the Disney Amalgamated Animated Characters Union has voted to go on strike, according to Goofy, who spoke on condition of anonymity. Reached for comment at his Florida residence, Mickey Mouse said, What is wrong with you people? Disney, however, has brought in a star negotiator who promises to end the action in three words. That's all, folks. This has been Irreconcilable News. Now back to our irregularly scheduled programming.