 so this week i was introduced to my friend's baby now this was expected both the baby and our meeting and i'd taken time to prepare you know things like wearing clothes that i didn't mind getting sick on or finding out whether nine month olds can eat sweets spoiler they can't however when it came time to hold the child my brain froze this was a literal baby that my friends had made and it was in my hands i was terrified so of course i reverted to muscle memory