 How would you like to be Phil Harris for a day? Ooh, what a rebellion. How do you like that? I give the guy a chance at heaven and he turns it down. You better think that over, Clyde. I... I don't want to be Phil Harris. I've been William Fay all my life and I like it. Only because you were born that way and you don't know any better. Forget it, Willie. You couldn't be me anyway.