 For the betterment of our widows, you can't beat the Tucker plan. In every closet a new mink coat and every boudoir man. You may get a widow's pension now, may be all right. But what good is a pension on a cold and rainy night? What you women need is a guy like Clark Gable to call on you every night at nine. With a big long kosher salami and a bottle of Manischewitz wine. He'll take care of your welfare in a manner you'll adore.