 His name is Hiram Ulysses Grant. And he gets to West Point, and they're like, oh, Ulysses S. Grant, because his mother's maiden name was Simpson. And he was like five feet tall. He weighed 100 pounds. He's this scrawny little thing. He was like, yep, that's right. That's my name. No further questions. And thank goodness he did, because otherwise his initials would have been Hug.