 Well, it's about 20 years too late, but now I have a good reason to go over to Ivy City and the tavern at Ivy City, Smokehouse. Hey, wouldn't it be great if life came with remote control? You know, you could hit pause when you needed to or hit rewind. Like that time you knocked down that wasp's nest. Uh-oh. Or that time you forgot to roll up your windows in the car wash.