 Nigel Green of the Maryland National Capital Park and Planning Commission welcomes Mean Dave, who opened for Jay Moore, Nina G., who overcame a stutter and dyslexia to top the iTunes comedy chart, and Michael Beers, who opened for Gilbert Gottfried. The machine gets closer, and she says, Do you need assistance? So I ran down the aisle away from the screen, and I tripped over my feet. So I heard the bottle shatter, and as I was running, I heard her yell, I knew you needed assistance.