 It's 814. Good morning. I'm John Doman. And I'm John Aaron. Have you ever heard of the country of Slow Jamistan? Probably not, so bear with me here. The world's newest wannabe nation is dedicated to slow jams and 90s hip-hop, the preservation of one type of cheese, and outlawing certain footwear. WTOP's Matt Koufax recently took the Sultan of Slow Jamistan on a sightseeing tour of D.C. while he was in town for the 2024 NATO Summit.