 From a distance I desired her Secretly admired her Wired her A letter Together And it was My dear, my dear, my dear You do not know me But I know you very well Now let me tell you About the feelings I've been for you When I try Or make some sort of attempt I simp Damn, I wish I wasn't such a wimp Cause then I would let you know That I love you so And if I was your man Then I would be true The only lying I would do Was in the bed with you Cause I'm trying to tell you The one who loves you dearly P.S. Love me tender But the letter came back Three days later Returned to sender