 but the tears from the girls who placed 9th and 17th and missed out on being named an All-American by one place. And I can wholeheartedly attest to the extreme discomfort in the locker room when you turn around and there's a 6'4", 22-year-old man fully intact and fully exposing himself, inches away from where you were simultaneously undressing. And I can wholeheartedly attest to...