 No fools, no fun Well, my ribs were just about done When I heard a little voice in the back of my head And it said, no fools, no fun Well, Curtis had lost at horseshoes And he was losing in a game of bid whiz So he started up with the dozens And he ended up swinging his fist When my Uncle Wilson pulled his pistol You should have seen that joker run Everybody cheered and when the smoke cleared Somebody shouted, no fools, no fun