 Rock and roll, baby. Rock and roll, baby. There we go. Let's go. The country has several simple rules you must follow. For example, wearing Crocs is forbidden. It's kind of their founding principle, as Chief Border Patrol Officer Mark Corona explained. Is that Swiss cheese looking too? It is a terrible looking cheese. In Slojamistan, string cheese must be eaten in a ritualistic peeling fashion, never bitten, and hitting reply all on emails isn't allowed.