 I'm going to tell you this. I'm tired of stories about wags, and I'm not sure if it's me, them, or the stupid media. Do you know what a wag is? Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Jack, do you know what a wag is? I can't say I do. Wives and girlfriends. Players, wags. Wives and girlfriends. Okay, that makes sense. And there are creepy Twitter accounts that just show...