 Good morning, goobers. The sun's rising up over the land of the free and the home of the brave, and it's time for the show that's trying to keep it that way, The Situation with Michael Brown. But wait, you can't just listen. There's rules of engagement. If you want to be a good goober, you've got to text the former undersecretary at 33103. Start your message with Mike or Michael, not Brownie, because that won't work, and tell them how you really feel.