 Floridians will also see harsher punishments for porch pirates, upping the second offense to a felony. This law goes into effect October 1st. Dana Marie McNichol, Fox News. Me, a cat, moving in with a single guy. At first, I thought it might be a little weird, but turns out it's actually pretty amusing. For instance, like my human's gotten so used to me being around, sometimes I think he forgets I'm here. He'll get up for work, shower, shave, and come out with no pants.