 Candles lit. Oliver Platt's here, so I want to remind you, cousin, I'm not like this because I'm in Van Halen. I'm in Van Halen because I'm like this. Ladies and gentlemen, TJ Jefferson is here. Big show news to start this program with, and here it is. My oldest son has been signed by the New York Knicks. There you have it. Congratulations. I made it happen. I spoke it into existence. Could you imagine if Xander was out there right now, spotting up for three? Oh, from way downtown. Bang.