 Swingin' Dick Johnson with all your favorite swing jazz music. Let's all swing, kids. All right, so many people don't realize that's how I start out. All right, so he says, hey, Dick, Clarence Thomas is a crooked, stupid, bribe-soliciting and bribe-taking disgrace who should be impeached and charged with criminal misconduct. You once again cement your reputation as an abuser of the public airwaves.