 There are a few wires poking out the top that kind of look like human hairs. Then we've got layers of insulation. We're trying to weigh the internet, so how much do you reckon that bit of cable weighs? 10 milligrams. 10 milligrams. Pretty light. It's 10 milligrams maybe if you're counting the hair in the middle. I'd count all of the insulation, but this is where Caroline and I disagree about what counts as the internet. So we happen to know...