 Who grows up a Marlins fan? Have you ever met a Marlins fan? I don't think I have to be honest. You don't know any. There's no Marlins fans. They do not exist. It's like the two Dakotas. You ever step foot in either one of the Dakotas? I don't know that they're real states. I agree. I've always thought that. It could be all Fugazi. There's no Miami Marlins. They switched the team name, Florida, Miami.