 Well, that place is bullshit. GQ finally got it right. 5'5". 5'5". All right. 5'5", like with a shoe on, like a sneaker. Now, if I put a boot on, I can get to 5'5". Kevin Hart has been telling tall tales about himself on stage for more than two decades. 43 years old. I've been 5'5", my whole life. 5'4", 5'2", and a half, my whole life.