 Right. This week, a tourist being attacked on the streets of San Francisco by someone described as a crazy pirate guy with a blowtorch was saved by blank. A DJ? No, by two nudists. According to onlookers, the nude Samaritans knocked the assailant over, causing him to flee the scene. They were hailed as heroes, but when the story was covered by the local news, one of the nudists declined to comment, and this is true because he, quote, values his privacy. Right.