 Eye protection and gloves are also good, and never fire in anyone's direction. Also, don't put a firework in one of your orifices. Thought you should know. Happy Fourth of July, everybody. You know, I've still got all these fireworks downstairs, and somebody said, well, you're not going to blow them off on Fourth of July. What the heck are you going to do with them? I said, in Kansas City, where I live, the entire weekend is permission to blow off fireworks. Oh, and I'm going to. And you know what? They're not legal.