 I'd rather watch the Oakland A's play the Colorado Rockies in July or in the first week of August than preseason meaningless. Oh, I don't know, man. When that first preseason game is back, people are so crazed by then for anything football. They will drink anything that you give them. It's like they're crawling through the desert. They're so thirsty. They'll drink the sand if you tell them it'll make them not thirsty. It's so funny. I'll also watch a bunch of guys who aren't even going to make the team in a few weeks. And to be fair...